Luna, Merry, the guard who shall be known as Paul, and the 30 foals were traveling to the restaurant called The Prancing Pony.

“So you truly brought back their innocence and its entirety?” Merry just nodded

“For the last time yes, now unless you have a spell to get rid of my headache, please stop talking. My brain feels like its going to explode.” Luna just licked her lips and set her horn aglow. She then brought it up to Merry’s forehead and the glow moved onto his head and Merry sighed in relief.

“But what about your own mind? Couldn't taking in all those painful memories be really bad?” Merry tilted his head in thought then smiled

“I’ll be fine, I’m older I can handle it. Besides, you cant break what’s already broken.” Merry looked to the ground with a slight smile on his face. “Now I know the faces of every foal fiddler in this city, and fuck there is a lot, we can deal with that at a later date however, for now we should celebrate.” Luna just looked to the ground and took a deep breath, she then smiled

“I cant wait to see the look on Tia’s face in the morning.” She brought a hoof up to her mouth to stifle a giggle. After a bit some of the colts were shouting we had arrived. So Merry went up to the front door and flung it open as it was still unlocked. He walked in alone, it was a rather small place, it reminded him of one of those small Chinese noodle shops.

“I’m sorry sir, but we are closing soon.” Merry just sighed

“Aww really? But I’m here to see your new head chief. I think his name was Sam?” The waitress just cocked an eye and went to the back. Luna, Paul and the rest of the children walked in after the waitress left.

“This place seems rather small Merry, are you sure it will be ok?” Merry just laughed

“Yeah I’m sure this place will do just fine. I meet the head chief on my way to Canterlot, nice guy.” Sam walked out of the back with the waitress, and they both gasped at the sight of Princess Luna.

“Your Highness... and Merry? What...” Sam was just gawking as he looked around at all the children. “What’s going on?”

“Well we were just looking for a place to get some grub before heading back to the castle, and I thought what better place then here. But apparently you’re closing soon so we will have to find elsewhere to celebrate.” Merry just sighed as Sam cleared his throat.

“Well that’s true, but there’s no way I could turn down my families savior and the Princess, even if it is closing time. Jane get all of these ponies and Merry a seat and table. I hope you don’t mind a bit of overtime.” Jane just laughed

“Are you kidding? Princess Luna showed up in our restaurant! I’ll stay as long as needed if I get to hang out with a Princess!” Merry and Sam laughed as Luna got a blush on her face. Paul remained steadfast watching over everyone in the back by the door.

“Well alright then, Gonna need a table for 33, or you can just spread us out as evenly as possible.” Paul raised an eyebrow and smiled as he took a seat by the door.

They pushed tables together and arranged it so all the children could sit as close as possible to Luna. Many of the children placed orders for pasta type dishes and other expensive things off the menu. Merry picked out a fish dish while Luna ordered a simple salad. Paul actually ordered a full 3 course meal. Within minutes Jane had brought out a small salad for everyone and their drinks, except Luna, whose salad took an entire dinner plate. And after 30 minutes of waiting food starting coming out of the kitchen.

“He’s pretty quick, we’ve only been here for like half an hour and everyone already has what they ordered.” Merry nodded

“Yes he is quite fast, or he has an army back there. Hehe” As Merry ate his food Sam walked out from the back and smiled at everyone eating. He spotted Merry and went over to his side

“How’s the Food Merry?” Sam just had a smug look on his face.

“Its pretty damn good actually. Considering you served 33 people in like 30 minutes.” Sam just laughed

“Yes well, My cutie mark is a lighting bolt with a frying pan. I picked up the nickname Lighting Hooves...” Merry took another bite of the fish and looked at him.

“What is your full name anyway?” Merry raised an eyebrow

“Sam Lighting. So the Hooves part was just added later on, Heh” Merry just smirked

“Nice, I think I found my go to spot in Canterlot from now on. How’s that Salad Lulu?” Sam went wide eyed as he turned to look at Luna who choked a bit at being called Lulu in public in front of strangers. She coughed and cleared her throat

“Its actually quite good, What is this you put on top of it?” Sam just grinned

“Its my newest thing to make salads more interesting, I call it Salad dressing, its just a basic one. Some olive oil mixed with a bit of sugar. I’ve been planning more complex ones.”

‘This guy just made Salad dressing, I wonder if he’s gonna make ranch or Cesar dressing...it will probably have a different name hehe.’

Everyone just enjoyed their meals as they all talked. Jane was having a blast talking to Luna and even just watching her chew. Sam was talking up a storm with Merry about cooking. Merry picked up a few things and in return he told him how to make his Stir fry. Telling him how everyone in Ponyville enjoyed it and with his skill he could probably mimic it. He even told him about french fries.

All the children were having a blast. They were exchanging foods and asking Luna, Paul and Merry questions. Mostly about what its like to be a princess, guard, or walking on two legs. Some of the children even told Sam they loved his cooking and wanted to come back again. When Jane found out that Luna was going to adopt all of them she gasped and fainted. Everyone laughed at Jane, even Paul. Paul eventually got up from his seat and helped Jane back up to her hooves.

“You okay there?” Jane shook her head clear and looked at Paul, she then blushed a bit.

“O-oh yes, I’m fine. Thank you.” She moved off him and cleared her throat, Paul just chuckled and went back to his seat to finish eating. Jane went back to princess Luna’s side and kept staring as Paul ate.

“Who is that stud, I didn’t notice him before” Luna looked up and turned to face who she was looking at.

“Paul Revere? He’s one of my night guards, He’s probably the least talkative of them all. I don’t know much about him other then that.” Jane just pouted her lips out and sighed

“I think I’m gonna go talk to him. You don’t mind do you Princess?” Luna just shook her head.

“Not at all, knock yourself out.” Luna went back to eating her salad while Jane sat with Paul. They seemed to be hitting it off pretty well, but Jane was doing most of the talking.

After about an hour of everyone having a blast Merry got the bill and coughed. He handed it to Luna who looked at it and shrugged.

“I don’t have this much on me, but if you give me a moment I shall be back with the required bits.” Luna’s horn glowed and she teleported away. Sam just squinted his eyes a bit

“I hope she just didn’t skip out on paying the bill...” Jane smacked him upside the head

“She not gonna just abandon all these precious little foals here.” as she finished her sentence Luna teleported in with a large sack of bits

“Here this should cover it, keep the rest as a tip for the wonderful service and staying open later then normal.” Sam and Jane just looked at the huge sack of bits as it fell to the ground in front of them spilling its contents.

“Princess this far to generous...”

“Nonsense, I don’t normally get to do things like this as everyone sleeps during my nights. And those that don’t are normally ne'er-do-wells. Just think of this as an investment.” Sam and Jane clapped their hooves together while Merry just laughed.

“I’ll be back tomorrow with Princess Celestia, she has to try your cooking as well Sam.” Sam’s jaw just dropped

“How do you know the Princesses Merry? I thought you were just a wanderer when I 1st meet you.” Merry just smirked and turned around to face Sam.

“I forgot to mention, I’m going to be King someday, Celestia and Luna are pretty much in agreement for it.” Sam looked like he had a heart attack while Jane fainted again. Merry laughed as he left the restaurant with all the kids in tow.

“Does that mean you’re our dad, since Luna is our mom and all...” one of the colts asked as all the other fillies and colts just looked up at him. Merry just tilted his head to the side

“Yeah I guess that does, if I marry her anyway. I might only get hitched with Celestia and be your uncle...Or Maybe Celestia and Luna will be your moms and you could have two moms!”

‘I gotta figure a way out of this shit, this rumor is starting to spread a little too fast. I fear it may get out of control soon. Heh’ Merry just laughed out loud to himself and everyone looked at him.

“What’s so funny Merry?” Luna just raised her eyebrow at Merry as he just shrugged

“The current situation is all, and the look on Celly’s face when she finds out what we did.” Merry, Paul, Luna, and the 30 kids all just walked to the Castle.

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The scribe was just sitting back in his chair playing with his mane when the throne rooms doors swung open and in walked Luna, Merry, the guard from before, and a butt load of children.

“Princess Luna! What happened?!” Before Luna could speak Merry jumped up in front of her and spoke

“Princess Luna saw all the children and decided to adopt them all out of the kindness of her heart.” All the foals were just in awe of the throne room while Luna just moved in front of Merry and cleared her throat

“Yes, as you can see we now have 30 new additions to the royal family. I would love for you to make arrangements for them all at once.” Merry raised his hand up and yelled

“FOR NOW WE SHALL TAKE A BATH BEFORE BED!” All of the fillies and colts just moaned.

“We don’t wanna sleep yet!”

“Yeah! We wanna play with momma Luna more!” All the children yelled in protest and Merry just laughed

“And that is why Momma Luna is going to take the bath with all of you. Have you not seen the royal bathroom? IT'S HUGE!” Merry walked over to Luna who was just confused at the idea of washing 30 foals. “Don’t worry honey bun, just get some of the maids to help you, I’m sure they would enjoy it. I on the other hand have some business to attend too.” Luna just raised an eyebrow at him

“And what exactly are you going to do?” Merry just smiled at her as he cracked his neck. He leaned in close and whispered into her ear

“Three of the day guards are foal fiddler’s.” Luna’s eyes went wide as Merry leaned back with the smile still on his face “I GOTTA GO CLEEAAN HOOUSE!” Merry pointed over to Paul and motioned for him to follow him.

Merry and Paul left the room while Luna and the scribe just looked at each other. Luna cleared her throat again

“Scribe, gather all the maids that are still awake and tell them to meet me at my bath. About 10 should do.”

“But Momma Luna we wanna stay up with you!” Luna just smiled warmly

“Perhaps tomorrow little ones, I’m sure you’re tired after such a long day anyway. You can adjust to staying up late with me if you wish. After all, we can get to know each other better in the bath. I have still yet to learn all of your names after all.” All the fillies and colts just looked up to Luna and smiled. As they walked to the bath many of them were running around and looking in awe at everything the castle had to offer.

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Merry and Paul walked down toward the day guards Barracks, or more accurately, Paul lead the way.

“So Paul, We should meet up with the day guards commander first.” Paul didn't turn around or nod he simply took a sharp left

“Then we must go see Commander Blade. He took over after Shining Armor left to watch over the crystal kingdom with his wife Cadence.” Merry nodded as they walked over to Blade’s room. Apparently it wasn’t far from the day barracks. It was actually next door, he just had a room to himself. Merry barged into his room as the door was unlocked

“Commander Blade!” The white pony jumped out of bed and quickly got to his hooves with a small blade clenched in his teeth. After looking around for a bit he calmed down and spat the blade out.

“Who are you... and what’s going on Paul?” Paul just cleared his throat and motioned over to Merry who was just smiling at him.

“Names Merry Commander Blade, You’re gonna help us weed out some foal fiddlers among the day guards, 3 to be exact.” Blades face turned red as he snorted steam.

“You have proof I assume?” Merry just gave him a smug grin

“That I do, extremely detailed descriptions of what they look like and their cutie marks. Now don your armor, lets go wake them up. We have 3 predators to catch.” Blade huffed out more steam from his nose

“I’ll gut those muthabuckers alive!” Blade threw on all of his armor and weapons and charged out the room. Merry laughed as he and Paul followed him out the door and around another corner leading to a large double door. Blade spun around and bucked the door open knocking one off its hinges. Many of the guards jumped to their hooves and stared at the commander. One of them stepped forward

“Sir! Are we under attack?!” Blade just looked at him and snorted again.

“Were not under attack, Now LINE UP AND MAKE YOUR CUTIE MARKS VISABLE!” All the guards scrambled to line up at attention while Merry just walked around the room.

‘Lets see, looking for a yellow shield... a blue sword...aand aha, the axe.’ Merry pointed at the 3 stallions with the cutie marks from the memories he extracted and motioned for them to move forward. “The rest of you are dismissed, but you are more then welcome to stay.” Merry just grinned at the 3 stallions who stepped forward.

“Hello why don’t you take a seat.” Merry motioned to the nearby table with the chairs. So they sat down and asked

“Who are you supposed to be?” Merry just smiled

“My name is Merry Sue, and welcome to How to catch a Foal Fiddler.” The 3 stallions tensed up, Blue was the 1st to speak up.

“W-What do you mean?” Merry put his hands on the table and leaned in close

“You three have been accused of the rape of underage colts and fillies at a local orphanage called The Wayward Foal. How do you plead?” Axe spoke up next

“What?! That’s crazy! You have no Proof!” Merry grinned at him

“Oh really? Because 3 colts and 4 fillies disagree with you. The scar on your belly was mentioned numerous times.” Axe gulped and then Yellow spoke up

“Where are these foals then? Why not have them point us out?”

“Excellent question! You see, I have the ability to extract information from another’s mind forcefully or willingly. The colts and fillies were more than willing to give me the information. The headmaster meet with an unfortunate accident as he was unwilling to share the information. And as for the colts and fillies, they are now all bathing with Princess Luna and some smoking hot maids at the moment.” The 3 Stallions gulped visibly as Blade drew his sword and walked closer to the table.

“No wonder you three always hung out together, ya sick bucks.” Blade slammed his sword into the table and shouted. “HOLD THESE 3 CORRUPT BASTARDS DOWN!” Many of the nearby guards that didn’t leave jumped the three stallions and held them down to the ground. Blade yanked his sword out of the table and cut their manes off along with their tails. Merry shook his head in disappointment

“Is that all? You cut their hair?” Merry just shook his head “Let me show you how to deal with sick bastards like this.” Merry walked up to the Stallion he named Yellow and looked him in the face as the other guards held him down.

“I don’t know how you got this way.” Merry reached over and grabbed his testicles “I know its not alright.” With a huge grin on his face his began to crush them with all his strength. Through the Stallion screams Merry yelled “SO I’M BREAKING THE HABIT!” A popping sound was heard as the stallion passed out. Merry released his grip and moved on to the next Stallion, Blue.

“Please stop!” Merry just laughed as he griped Blues testicles

“But I’m breaking your habit!” Merry began to squeeze with all his might again. “Clutching the cure, I...” Another loud pop was heard as the stallion passed out. Axe looked on in fear as he struggled to get away.

“Please you don’t have to do this!” Merry just laughed again as he shook his head

“Why does that sound so familiar? Oh yes that’s right, that’s what little Lincoln told you right before you told him to...What was it again?” Merry reached down and grabbed his testes and grinned “ah yes that’s right, SHUT-UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A STALLION!” Instead of crushing them he simply pulled back and ripped them off. Axe screamed and Merry shoved Axe’s torn off balls into his mouth, shutting him up.

“Quit your bellyaching ya stupid foal.” Axe foamed at the mouth as he passed out. Blade, Paul, and all the guards in the room backed away as Merry looked up to the ceiling and sighed.

“That’s a decent stress release. Now, you guys head back to bed after these 3 are taken care of. I have a big day planned tomorrow with Celestia.” Merry left the barracks with his hands in his pockets leaving all the guards behind.

“Commander Blade?”

“Yeah private?”

“I’m scared of Merry, I hope he really isn’t going to be King.” Blade and Paul nodded.

“Me too private, me too.” Off in the distance they heard Merry yell

"I'M BREEAKING THE HAABIT!"

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Luna was washing several of the little colts and fillies with her magic while some unicorn maids did the same.

“Oh my, Princess Luna are we really going to have so many cute fillies and colts around the castle now?” one of the maids was looking at Luna who had her tongue out in concentration while washing one of the colts.

“Yes, Merry decided that we should, I was skeptical at 1st, but I’m starting to enjoy this lifestyle already.” Luna rubbed her nose against a colt and hugged him. “Besides, They all love their momma Luna!” all the fillies and colts cheered in unison

“Yeah! Momma Luna is the best!”

“Does this make me a prince?”

“Oh oh! Does this make me a Princess?!”

“Doesn’t this make us all royalty!?” Luna laughed and smiled

“Yes, you are all technically Princes and Princesses now. But that means you will have responsibilities when you get older as well.” Some of the kids moaned a bit but stopped when they heard some noise coming from outside the door.

“This is Luna’s bath right?”

“Yes Sir Merry, Luna, several maids, and the young ones are all inside at the moment, I suggest you wait out here.” Merry laughed

“I do what I WANT!” Merry flung the door open and waltzed inside. “Hi Everybody!” The maids, Luna and some of the fillies tried to cover up and shouted

“What are you doing?! Get out we are in the bath!” Merry just face palmed and laughed

“What does it matter? You’re all naked 90% of the time anyway, what does a little water matter?” Several items were thrown in Merry’s direction until a blue magical bolt hit him squarely in the chest and flung him outside.

‘Magical bolts, another weakness.’ Merry just laid on the floor where the bolt flung him and put his hands behind his head. “I’ll Just wait right here then!”

The door guard shook his head and closed the bathroom door. After a few minutes Merry got bored and put in his earbuds. Hoobastank - The Reason. He began to sing out loud as he lay upon the floor.

“I’m Not a Perfect Person!” the guard just looked at Merry

“There’s many things I wish I didn’t do, but I continue learning. I never meant to do those things to you!” The guard looked around and didn’t see anyone else around him.

“And so I have to say before I gooo! That I just want you to know!!” The guard raised an eyebrow

“I’ve found a reason for me! To change who I used to be!!” The guards eyes went wide

“A Reason to Start over NEEWW!!! And the reason is yoou...” The guard began to blush

“I’m Sorry that I hurt you” the guard shuffled around nervously

“But uh, you didn’t hurt me...” Merry ignored him and kept singing

“It’s something I must live with everyday! And all the pain I put you through. I wish that I could take it all away! And be the one who catches all your tears! That’s why I need you to heeaar!” The guard was starting to blush even more as Merry just sang on the floor looking at him.

“You know I uhh...” the guard spun around and saw Luna and a few maids had peaked their heads out to see what all the noise was along with some of the fillies. Merry ignored the fact they were now looking at him

“I’ve found a reason for mee, to change who I used to bee! A reason to start over neew. And the reason IS YOOUU!!! AND THE REASON IS YOOOUU!” Luna and the maids all blushed with the guard. Luna yelled out the door at Merry

“What are you talking about!” Merry just smiled at their confused and blushed faces as he continued

“I’m not a perfect person...You know you look pretty sexy with your mane down like that Luna. I guess a little water goes a long way.” Merry took out his ear buds and stood up. “So you guys done in their yet?” Luna just sighed

“Let us dry off and rinse the last few off, and we will be done.” Merry just crossed his arms and nodded his head.

“Eggcellent.” While Merry waited outside a few more maids came up to the bathroom door. They nodded at Merry and the guard, then shouted through the door.

“Princess Luna! The rooms for the children have been all set up.” Princess Luna walked out of the bathroom followed by the maids and children.

“Good timing we have just finished our baths. Now we can get the children ready for bed.” Many of the children moaned is disagreement.

“Now now children, there is a big day planned tomorrow. We still have some things to do to make sure you are all a proper part of the family and coronations must be done as well. And introductions must be done for my sister in the morning.” Some of the foals dropped their heads but agreed to it anyway and they were all whisked off to the rooms. Six in a room and they each had their own beds. The rooms were more like large apartments with three bathrooms in each one. When Luna and the maids had finished tucking all the children in she sighed and decided to go back to her throne room.

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“Merry! You can't sit in the throne, Princess Luna will be back shortly!” Merry waved his hand limply at the scribe as he put on the crown that was on the seat.

“I do what I want. I’m going to be king anyway.” The scribe sighed in defeat

“Fine just don’t blame me if Luna gets mad at you.” Merry just laughed

“She wont get mad...I think.” As Merry finished his sentence and sat down Princess Luna walked through the door and gasped.

“What are you doing?!” Luna ran up to Merry

“Just seeing what its going to be like as a king is all...its kinda boring.” Luna just sighed and used her telekinesis to take the crown off Merry and set it to the side.

“Yes night court is rather...boring.” Merry raised as eyebrow and stood up

“Why don’t you let me take over tonight while you go back to sleep.” Luna just cocked her right eyebrow at Merry and tilted her head.

“And why on Equestria would I do that?” Merry just gave her a smug smile

“Because you and Celestia are going to hang out with all the kids tomorrow while we travel around the city to flaunt our stuff.”

“Huh?” Luna thought for a moment and smiled “Yes that is a good idea, nothing ever happens in night court anyway, and I would to love get to know the children better...If they are indeed to going to stay with us.” Merry nodded his head

“Yes, of course it’s a good idea I came up with it. Now you should get your rest so you can stay awake all day, or most of it anyway.” Luna nodded her head in agreement

“Yes, I haven’t had time to be with my sister in awhile. This will be perfect if you are going to ‘watch’ over my duties for tonight.” Merry nodded his head again

“Yes yes, big day tomorrow so get your self some rest so you don’t yawn all day.” Luna kissed Merry on the cheek

“Thank you for letting me have some fun, for once...” Merry just shooed her out of the room

“Yes I know I’m a saint and everything. So go do yer thing while I do mine. I’ll come get you with the kids so we can go wake up Celly.” Luna giggled and left the throne room leaving Merry and the shocked scribe behind.

“Sir Merry...” Merry turned around and looked at the scribe

“Hey you wouldn’t happen to know anything about prisoners would you?” The scribe shook his head

“No, I do not deal with them and I only know what comes in the papers, or if something serious has happened.” Merry just nodded and sat back down in the throne and sighed.

“So is there really nothing to do during night court?” The scribe tilted his head in thought.

“Well, yeah nothing happens normally. Sometimes during holidays it can get busy around here, or if the Gala or some other large event comes along that will go into the night. But there is no such thing happening any time soon I'm afraid.” Merry just sighed again and put his earbuds in.

“Well alright then, you are dismissed, you may do what ever it is you feel like doing, I’m just gonna sit here. Oh yeah, when does Celestia usually wake up?”

“Its around 5 A.M. she wakes up, prepares then raises the sun while Luna lower’s the moon. Then they eat breakfast together and exchange pleasantries before Luna goes to sleep.”

“Hmm, sounds like a boring type of schedule poor Luna is stuck with. No wonder she seemed so happy at the idea of hanging out with her sis during the day time.” Merry just sighed “time to pass the time with some music then."

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Luna was sleeping peacefully after having a hard time getting to sleep. It's pretty hard to sleep when you’re not sleepy. She was probably only asleep for 4 hours before Merry barged into her room being as loud as possible.

“WERE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA! AMERICA! ITS WUNDERBAR!” Luna literally fell out of her bed yelling

“Merry! Did you need to wake me in such a rude manner? And what is America?” Merry just laughed

“Haha, sorry Lulu. I was listening to all the Rammstein albums and some of the songs just got stuck in my head. America is the country I am originally from. Its an alright place, I just think it could be better managed, some areas anyway” Luna just shook her head and walked over to her vanity mirror and began to fix her mane.

“What time is it?”

“Its 4 A.M. love, we gotta go get the kids and make sure we get to wake Celestia up as well.” Merry just had a huge grin on his face and Luna just raised an eyebrow

“Are you planning to wake her up the same you did with me?” Merry just gave her a stupid grin.

“I have something even better planned for her. Now hurry and lets go.” Luna decided to just use a spell to fix her mane up and put on her royal decorations. They left her room and nodded to the guards as they traveled to the rooms the children were sleeping in.

When they got to the rooms Luna and Merry woke them all up gently, telling them they were going to go wake Celestia now. Many of the children immediately woke up while others needed a bit more convincing before waking up before the sun was up.

With the children all awake and ready to go they traveled to Celestia’s room, they had about 10 minutes before she woke up. It was a good thing the maids had placed the children’s rooms so close to both Luna and Celestia’s rooms. When they got to Celestia’s room the two guards looked at the massive group coming and just raised an eyebrow at what was happening.

“Hello there gentlemen, we are here to wake Princess Celestia so she can begin her day, I know she will be waking shortly but we want to surprise her.” The guards nodded and opened the door. The door closed behind them when everypony was inside. Merry just put his finger up to his lips and said

“Shhh, I’m gonna wake her up now.” Merry crept over to her bedside and went up to her sleeping face. He proceeded to put his right hand on her face and kissed her on the lips. “Its time to wake up baby girl.” Celestia’s eyes shot open and realized she was face to face with Merry and her lips were wet.

“TIS NOT FAIR!” Merry turned around to face Luna as Celestia jumped out of bed not completely sure what just happened.

“What exactly...” Celestia saw all the foal’s in her room standing around looking at her. “Who are they?” Merry just smiled as he spoke

“Luna and I got busy last night, nothing too crazy ya know? But uh, say hello to the 30 new filles and colts that will be joining your family, Aunt Celly.” Celestia’s mouth dropped as Luna went up to Merry

“Why did she get a kiss when all I got was you singing stupidly loud!?” Merry just cocked an eyebrow

“You sounds jealous Lulu, Did you want a kiss as well?” Some of the fillies giggled while the colts just went blegh.

“I-I uh, I just, guuh!” Luna closed her mouth and puffed out her cheeks. Causing Merry to laugh who just walked over to her and placed his hand on her cheek.

"Have some suger baby.” Merry kissed her on the cheek “I’ll give you some more sugar another time. For now we must go!” Luna began to blush a bit while Celestia was still just confused

“I need an Explanation as to whats going on.” Merry just chuckled

“Yes yes, well last night we went to an orphanage and Luna loved them all so much she wanted to adopt all 30 of them, so we did. I’ll give you all the details at a later date. Fo now the introduction must begin! Children, would you kindly introductory yourselves to Aunt Celly?” All the children ran up and around Celestia with big grins on their faces as they began to introduce themselves.

“Hi, My names Adam Apple!”

“I’m Abbie Feather!”

“Names Charlie Horst!”

“I’m Daisy!”

“They call me Echo Ed!”

“You can call me Fifi”

“My note said I’m called Pink!”

“Just call me Floyd”

‘OH SHIT! PINK FLOYD! I wonder if those two will combine and make a musical band’

“My name is Gizmo Gears!”

“You can call me Grimm”

“They call me Hannibal.”

“And I’m Lecter”

‘That sounds familiar.’

“Hi princess, my name is Isabelle.”

“Aand maah naame is Ju-Ju Jinx”

“I am known as Kalypso .”

“you can call me Kira...”

‘The shy type huh?’

“MY NAME IS KRATOS!”

‘GOD OF WAR! Oh wait...’

“My name is Lillian Lily”

“I’m Loki, Princess.”

“Hi I’m Maggie Pie!”

“My name's Nick!”

“They call me Noah Ark!”

“I AM OZZY OSBOURNE!!”

‘WHAT THE FUCK?!’

“Mah names PJ Aunt Celly, its short fer Peanut Jammer”

‘How did they come across a name like that? No wonder he goes by PJ’

“You may call me Quincy Adams”

“My name is Robin, like the birdie”

“My name is Sandy”

“My name is...um, its Lincoln.”

“My name is Tabitha Aunt Celly!”

“And last, but not least is me, ZOEY!”

Celestia gave them all a nervous smile and a giggle as they each introduced themselves.

“My word, It may take me a bit of time to remember all of you, but I shall try. Why don’t you kids go wait with Luna on the balcony while I speak to Merry for a moment.” All of the colts and fillies jumped up and down as they traveled to the balcony with Luna behind them all.

“Merry explain this at once!” Merry sighed

“Long story short, I convinced Luna to go visit the orphanage that was asking for more money. When we got there with some guards we found out they were running some kind of sick foal fiddler business. So we shut them down and I opted for Luna to adopt all the children after I absorbed all the children’s bad memories of being sexually molested. Not only that but I also absorbed all the damage done to their bodies...basically making them all virgins again.” Celestia’s eyes went wide at what Merry had just said.

“So all those children...” Merry put a hand on her mouth

“Just forget it all happened and just go along with it ok? I also have vivid memories of everything that happened, I know who is a foal fiddler and who isn’t now. I remember all the Cutie marks. And 3 of them were in your day guards no less. Oddly no night guards, guess that says something about the screening process eh?” Celestia sighed

“I’m assuming you took care of those day guards already?” Merry just grinned

“Of course I did Celly. Now if you want more details it will have to be at a later time when the little ones aren’t around. Luna can give you some details seeing as how she was there the whole time.” Celestia smiled warmly at Merry

“It sounds like you were very busy last night indeed, and Luna does love children, However 30 may be a bit much for her to handle all at once.” Merry just scoffed

“Pish posh my dear, she is a god, if she cant handle 30 prepubescent children how could she handle a country? Now go and do yer thing so the kids can watch and we can all go out for Breakfast!” Celestia just looked down at Merry

“Breakfast? We wont be eating in the castle?” Merry shook his head

“Nope! Were gonna go to a place called The Prancing Pony.” Celestia just raised an eyebrow

“That low end place in the bad part of town?” Merry just chuckled

“Didn’t seem all the bad to me, and the food was exquisite. So bring all yer bits cause were gonna need a table for 33 plus any guards you bring along!”

Celestia face hoofed as she walked out to the balcony followed by Merry.

Author's Notes:

Figured I'd include a link to the song that lead to Merry singing Luna awake Rammstein - Amerika