Pinkie Pie ducked behind a tree as a royal guard ran passed. She snuck after him. When he was about to turn around she pounced. She knocked him to the ground and dug her teeth into his neck. He screamed in pain as she tore a chunk out of his neck. Blood sprayed all over the grass. Pinkie Pie chewed on the piece of meat in her mouth and swallowed. She then gnawed away at the guard's neck. He continued to scream with pain as Pinkie continued to eat him. She stopped biting his neck and dug her metal tooth into the guard's eye socket. She plucked out his eye and chewed on it. She loved how the eye pops between the teeth. She swallowed it and sighed. The guard was screaming louder now.
"I know how to shut you up." said Pinkie Pie.
She squeezed the sides of the guard's mouth with her hooves to force it open. She then dug her teeth into the guard's mouth and grabbed his tongue. She pulled back as the tongue stretched like taffy. Then there was a ripping sound as the guard's tongue tore away from the floor of his mouth. Blood filled his mouth and then spilled out onto the grass. Gurgling could be heard as Pinkie Pie savored the tongue. Soon after, the guard drowned by choking on his own blood. Pinkie Pie finished the tongue and looked down.
"Bummer." she said. "I was just starting to have fun."
She put her mouth over the gaping wound in the guard's neck and slurped up the blood that poured out. She moaned with satisfaction as the blood went down her throat. She inhaled and exhaled through her nose heavily as she continued her meal. When no more blood came out she tore off another chunk from the guard's neck. After chewing and swallowing the piece of meat she continued drinking the blood the spilled out.
"Over here!" came a voice.
Pinkie stopped eating and stood up. Her entire face was covered in blood. She ran in the opposite direction of the voice. After running a couple feet she arrived at cliff. She peered over the edge and saw the ocean. She looked back and saw royal guards emerge from the forest.
"There she is!" one of them yelled. "Get her!"
Pinkie turned back to the cliff, took a deep breath, and jumped. The guards got to the cliff as Pinkie splashed down into the ocean.
"Oh, no." said one of the guards. "We are so fired."
"Shut up, Ralph." said another.