So bored....

*Slam*

Everypony in the room turned at the sound of my head hitting my desk.

I looked up and blinked.

Miss Cherilee was tapping her hoof against the floor, "Is there a problem Stripes?"

I thought for a second and shrugged, "Uhhh, yeah, I'm bored as buck. My flank is freaking numb from this hard ass chair, and..."

She held up a hoof, "You find this boring? And you feel the need to interrupt class, and use bad language?"

I sit back, "Pretty much teach."

She sighed, "We'll see how bored you are in detention."

All the ponies snickered.

I smiled, "Detention? Its been awhile since I got that. I'll see you three."

She smiled slyly, "Oh, I'm not in charge of detention. That's Mr. Bleak's job."

All the ponies gasped and began to whisper.

I take it this Mr. Bleak is a very feared and strict guy.

[Challenge accepted.]
<What are you doing?>
[Your mom!]
<.... My mom is your mom.>
[... Oh...]

I yawn, "I guess I'll see him there... where is detention?"

She rubbed her eyes, "In here, after school."

Shit... I hate school!

I sighed and waved my hoof, "Okay then, continue."

She glared and went back to teaching.

[Damn, she hates us.]
<Out school life is going to be rough.>
[I say we smack a bitch.]

I looked to the front and sighed.

So bored!

*Slam*

"Remember class, tomorrow is show and tell. Who want's to volunteer?" Miss Cherilee asked the class with a smile.

My hoof shot up.

She glared at me and exhaled loudly, "Fine, tomorrow, Stripes will bring an item or pony to show off."

{Break! What the hell?!}
[One word, Greg.]
I smiled, {I see... this will be hilarious!}

*RIINNGG*

Everypony stood up, picked up their bags, and began filing out the door.

I stood and stretched out my wings and limbs.

I'm so stiff!

[Hahaha, you're stiff!]
{Oh grow up...}

I walked up to Miss Cherilee's desk. She had her forelegs propped up on it and had her face in her hooves.

I felt sorry for her. This job must be stressful.

She looked up and sighed, "Mr. Bleak will be here shortly."

I smiled and sat down at a seat in the front roll, "And I'll be here, waiting."

She took a ragged breath and stood, "Good luck." She then left the building, quickly.

Good luck? Why did she say that?

Play this music. Just play it till the scene is over or after the entrence. Wait ten seconds and start reading.

*Thud*

What was that?

*Thud*

<I don't know...>

*Blam*

Something hit the door.

Holy shit! What's going on!

*BLAM*

The door creaked opened slightly.

[Oh shit!]

A large grey stallion walked in.

He held a large ruler in one hoof and had it slung on his shoulder, carrying it like a sword. He looked at me and smiled evil smile, "You're an odd one. We're going to have so much fun today."

I jumped up, scared shitless, "FUCK THIS!"

I twisted and flew at my top speed towards the opened window at the back of the class. I flew through it... only to see a large ruler being swung at me.

The flat side of the ruler hit me in the face and sent me flying back into the class room, where Mr. Bleak caught me.

My head rolled from side to side, and I looked up. I nearly screamed at his smiling face, "How did you do that?!"

He chuckled, "I just did it."

He then threw me, yeah I said threw me, across the room to my previous seat.

I landed in it perfectly... how the fuck?

I looked back, "But, how did you get out side, then back in here that fucking fast?"

He shrugged, and smiled in a weird, sexual way.

[Oh God! He's going to rape us!]
<RUN!>

I jumped up and ran towards the door. Only to be met with the same ruler to the face the second I stepped outside.

I flew back in and stood, shaking.

He stood there clapping.

I glared, "Oh, you're so funny!"

I then did a back flip through the window behind me. I landed on my feet, perfectly I might add.

I twisted to run.

*Smack*

The ruler hit my face, sending me flying along side the outside wall of the school building.

*Smack*

A second hit sent me into the air.... What the hell!

*Smack* *Smack*

Two more hits sent me to the ground and towards the school.

*SMACK*

The next hit sent me through the wall.... yes, through the freaking wall!

I landed on the other side and sat up holding my head. When I looked up, he was standing in front of me, his face inches from mine.

I let out a yell of surprise and jumped back.

He continued to smile, "Have we learned out lesson?"

[NOPE!]

*Raging Breaking Dawn mode!*

I stood, my eyes burning with rage, my hooves burning with the desire to cause pain, "You are going to pay for that one!"

He chuckled, amused, "I like this side of you."

I screamed in rage and jumped forward, hoof ready to hit his smug face.

*BLAM* *CRASH* *SNAP* *CRASH* * CRASH* *BLAM* *Thud*

Oh my... what just happened?

My vision was blurred, and my head swam. I looked around the room, now destroyed.

Damn, he's fast... and fucking strong! He caught me in mid air and after that, all I remember is the room blurring around me as I was slammed into random objects.

[He knocked us out of Raging Breaking Dawn... I need to lie down.]

I stood and saw him still smiling, "Now, are you ready to obey?"

I sighed in defeat, "Y-Yes."

He chuckled, "Good, take a seat."

I cocked my head, "But the room is..."

"Turn around." He said simply.

I turned to face the wall, "So what, its the wall." I turned back and my mouth hung open. The room was back to normal.

The desk was back in order, and the hole in the wall was repaired... I'm scared now.

He pointed to a seat that was placed in front of the teachers desk, "Sit here."

I gulped and sat where he told me.

He then sat across from me, ruler placed in front of him.

I sat there as an awkward silence filled the room. I mean come on, he was staring at me with those evil eyes!

"So, Mr. Ble..."

*Smack*

I held my face were the ruler hit me, "What the..."

*Smack*

"Stop that!"

*Smack*

"DUD..."

*Smack*

<For the love of God, shut the fuck up Lance!>

*Smack*

"I didn't say anything!"

*SMACK*

"Mr..."

*SMACK*

"Okay, I get..."

*SMACK*

"I get it, no tal..."

*Smack*

"This is just a freaking repeat!"

*Smack*

"I'm shutting up now!"

*Smack*

I shuddered, and held my cheek, which was stinging like hell! I mean, come the fuck on! He should have warned me!

He smiled, "Let's lay down some rules. No talking, no eating, no leaving your seat, and do not touch my ruler."

I nodded, "Got it..."

*Smack*

You evil bastard!

He reached under his desk, "Wanna cookie?"

I shook my head. I'm not falling for this trick.

He waved it in my face, "Come on, it's double chocolate."

I shook my head again.

[*Yawn* What did I miss... HOLY FUCKING SHIT! A COOKIE!]

My hoof shot forward and grabbed the cookie.

<NOOOOOO, DON'T DO IT BREAK!>

My eyes widened as it crammed it in my mouth.

*SMACK*

"NO EATING IN CLASS!" He yelled, a smile still on his face.

[What the fuck?]

Mr. Bleak dropped a pencil, "Can you get that please?"

I shook my head.

[Oh come on Lance, he said please. Maybe we can get on his good side.]

I jumped out of my seat and leaned down to pick up the pencil.

{Break, you fucking moron!}

*SMACK* *CRASH*

I slowly stood, the wall behind me nearly destroyed.

Mr. Bleak walked up and held out his ruler, "Here, you can hit me if you want."

I slowly backed away, I'm tired of this.

[PAY BACK!]
{NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!}

I jumped forward and grabbed the ruler, only to have it yanked from my grip seconds later.

*KA-BOOOOOM*

I flew through the wall and kept going, barely conscious. I felt my self nearing the forest, good, I finally got away.

*Smash*

I felt my self crash through something solid.

When I sat up and my vision cleared, I screamed like a little girl.

I was back in the class room... but how?! I was knocked through the opposite wall and came in on the other side... that's not even possible!

He put his hoof on my shoulder, "You are a stupid boy, aren't you?"

I sighed, "Yes, yes I am."

He chuckled, "But, your tough. I'll give ya that." He pulled me to my hooves.

I smiled a little, "Thanks... but damn, you're evil dude!"

He grinned, "Thank you."

I cocked my head, "That wasn't a complement."

He shrugged, "I know, but I take it as one."

I rubbed my cheek, "Ouch..."

He looked around, "Here, I'll cut you a deal. I'll let you leave detention now, but you have to agree to meeting up with me sometime after school."

"Why would I do that?"

He smirked, "Because you want to get out. Detention won't be over till morning."

My mouth hung open, "... Deal."

He chuckled, "Great, now get going."

I galloped to the door and put a hoof on it. I opened it and put one hoof through it.

"Oh, and one more thing." He said behind me.

I turned, "What?"

"NO TALKING IN CLASS!"

*Smack*

I went flying out the door and skidded across the ground. I came to rest at the base of a tree.

That guy is fucked up!

[I know right! We didn't even do anything!]
<YOU BROKE ALL HIS RULES!>
[I did? Cool.]

I rolled over and groaned, I'm not getting detention again, that's for sure.

[Come on Lance, we have to go get Greg so he can come to show and tell tomorrow!]

I chuckled and began to gallop/stagger down the road.

Tomorrow is going to be fucked up to the extreme!

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