Third person, Canterlot:

Ponies screamed and scurried about frantically as swarms of changelings flowed through the streets. Chrysalis had regained her army that she used to overthrow Canterlot. Sombra, Chrysalis and Solar Eclipse burst into the royal castle. Shining Armor stood alongside dozens of royal guards along with elite shadow guards.

“STEP ASIDE!” Solar Eclipse yelled but they refused to move. Solar eclipse lowered her horn and sent one powerful blast of energy at the group that sent them all hurtling through the air and crashing into walls.

The trio continued on past the injured guards but Shining stood up. He was determined to stop them but he was foolish to think he could take them on by himself. “This is for what you did to me!” Chrysalis screeched as she stabbed him through the upper right chest with her jagged horn.

Shining yelped in pain as Chrysalis swung her head to one side and sent Shining flying into a wall. He slumped over, blood now trickled from the hole in his chest.

Clare, training area:

Sky Dancer flew at me but I quickly lept aside. “Yeah… that’s the way” Elder called out, I looked down to see that he was focusing on Sky Dancer’s flank. I flew forwards and took Sky Dancer in a grapple.

“I think he’s checking you out” I muttered. “I know, he’s such an old pervert” she whispered back. I swung our bodies in a circle and released her but she caught herself in mid-flight. She had learned to fly, at some point, and we now engaged each other in aerial combat as Elder and Long Tail watched in fascination. Well Long Tail watched in fascination but Elder watched in perversion.

A frantic angel rushed into the training facility but suddenly fell to his hooves like he tripped. Technically he sort of did. The training facility had some sort of advanced gravitational pull that made it seem like we were in twenty times regular gravity.

“Oh right… uhm” Elder muttered to himself as he turned off the gravitational pull amplifier. The angel staggered to his feet as Sky Dancer and I floated down to the ground. “Elder, the high council requests that you and your student meet with them immediately” the angel told us and I raised an eyebrow.

“Well come along you three” he said and Sky Dancer raised an eyebrow as well. “Well you might as well come along, you are sort of my student” he said as we walked along towards the high council building.

“It’d be faster to just fly there” I said and Elder looked to me. “Well I don’t feel much like flying at the moment” he said as he walked behind Sky Dancer and gazed at her flank. I sighed from his elderly perverseness. I picked up the trio “We’re flying there” I said as I took off. I heard Elder make a perverted noise then I heard Cloud Dancer scream.

“What are you doing you sick perv!” she screamed and Elder chuckled. I felt Cloud Dancer crawl onto my back and away from the perverted Elder as I flew along. “Oh well… I can always just imagine it” he muttered to himself then I felt his tiny fingers grope my muscular chest muscles. “HEY WHAT THE HELL!” I yelled out and he giggled to himself.

“Oh yes… big indeed, ooh and so firm and perky” he giggled in a perverted squeaky voice as he groped at my chest. If he wasn’t my sensei I think I’d drop the old perverted elf, or whatever the hell he was.

I pushed myself to reach the building faster. I landed and released the others. “Oh… is the trip over already. Oh well, I’ll just have to take a feel for the road” he said as he went to feel me up again but I smacked his hand away. “God, I feel so violated” I muttered to myself as we walked into the building, morel like a temple.

“The high council is this way, please don’t dally” Elder said as he led us through the building. Finally we reached a giant set of doors that Elder opened. Inside were many other elderly looking elf things and angels, along with Jonas.

We walked in and Elder sat down in a throne chair that I presumed was his. “It is good of you to join us north elder, now we can begin” croaked a very old angel. They were all ‘living angels’. Basically Sky Dancer, Long Tail, Jonas and I were the only ones in the room who were truly dead with halo rings around our heads.

“Elders, I regret to inform you all that some demon souls have escaped hell” the decrepit old angel said and several others chanted to themselves. “So what? Just send me down and I’ll take care of it” Jonas said boastingly. “It won’t be that simple. They managed to kill Satan and his gatekeepers. They are more powerful than we ever could have expected and they now have a vast army of insect things” the angel told Jonas who scoffed at the comment.

The elderly angel looked to both Jonas and I and sighed. “The reason I brought you both here is simple. We need the best of our fighters to combat with these demon souls” he said. “So why not send an army?” I asked curiously and several elders chanted about. “Because if anyone was to die a second time they would be sent to the void for eternity with no way to bring them back” said the old angel.

“Alright… so me and Jonas go?” I asked and the elderly angel nodded. “Along with the two other students” said the elderly angel. “Uhm, I mean no offence your majesty. But I do not think I would be of any help. I have seen these two battle and if they cannot do it then I doubt that I would be any help” Sky Dancer replied and the elderly angel nodded.

“Yes indeed… I think that she should stay here… with me” Elder muttered, I didn’t even need to look back to tell he was staring at her flank. I heard the swish of Sky Dancer’s tail as she tried to cover her nether region and let out an irritated sigh.

“Is something wrong?” asked one of the other elder angels. I heard Elder give out a perverted and quiet giggle as he continued to look at Sky Dancer’s flank. “Nothing, just a kink in my neck” Elder replied and Sky Dancer stepped in front of me. I heard Elder give out a dissatisfied grunt as he leaned over the edge of his throne chair to try to get a peek at her flank.

“Is something… wrong north elder?” asked another elderly angel. “No… nothing… just trying to… stretch is all” he said as he grunted and leaned over the side of his throne chair. Sky Dancer let out a quiet and irritated groan as she pressed her flank right up against me to completely block the view of her flank. Though I could understand her reasoning, it still felt weird to have her flank pressed right up against my crotch.

“Sorry… but that guy’s a perv” Sky Dancer whispered to me. Several other angels looked over in curiosity at her sudden movement against me. Sky Dancer realized that she had put herself in an awkward position. “Uhm… just needed to… scratch” she said and several angels raised their eyebrows. “Uhm… my flank” she replied unsurely, I suppose that she completely forgot that she was pressed up against me because she began to scratch her flank, more like rub her flank, against me and it just so happened that her flank was rubbing against my crotch.

I couldn’t stop myself from getting a boner and the sudden protrusion poked Sky Dancer in her rear. She gasped as she remembered she was pressed up against me to conceal herself from the perverted eyes of Elder. But now she was under the shocked and unsure eyes of all the elders.

She stepped forwards, “Uhh yeah, that scratched the spot” she said. She had obviously not thought this entire scenario through very well. “Uhm… right well regardless. How are we supposed to defeat the demons if Jonas and I are dead and the demons are roaming the living world?” I asked, taking the attention away from the strange predicament that Sky Dancer and I were in.

“Ohh right… we shall give you an hour’s worth of life time to descend down to the living realm and defeat the demon spirits. With the queen dead that her disciples shall perish” said the elderly angel. “Wait… the queen? Her disciples… are you saying that the demon is Queen Chrysalis?” I asked and he nodded.

“You know her?” he asked and I nodded. “How about her friends Sombra and Solar Eclipse?” he asked and my jaw dropped. “Uhm… we might need a little more than an hour to beat them” I said and the elder shook his head as he arose from his seat.

“We cannot spare any more time, you must work with what we give you. However you are not properly equipped to fight them” he said and I raised an eyebrow. “Aren’t we going to just go down there and fist fight them?” I asked but he shook his head as he proceeded out of the room.

“Please follow me to the relic room” he said and we followed him closely. He led us to some sort of room filled with relics and other sorts of junk. “Nice… stuff” I said and he raised his small hand.

A very large crate was levitated towards us but unlike any magic I had seen there was no aurora of magic around the crate. The crate lid was pulled off revealing a large assortment of parts.

“Construct one of these to defeat the demons. It is your only hope” he said and I went to grab a piece of metal but he slapped my hand. “You mustn’t touch it until you have properly constructed it” he scolded me.

“Okay just what the hell are these pieces of junk anyway?” I asked and he gasped. “These are not junk. These are the pieces mandatory for creating a holy blade” he replied and I groaned.

“So how am I supposed to make one without touching it?” I asked and he sat down. “You must focus your inner spirit and concentrate on the box. The pieces will appear in your thoughts and you must construct the blade” he informed me.

Jonas and I sat across from each other as the elder motioned for everyone else to step back. I closed my eyes and relaxed. Amazingly the world around me seemed to visualize itself like I had my eyes open. I focused on the box as Jonas did the same. A cluster of metal pieces levitated up in front of me like I was controlling them with my mind.

‘Okay… now what the hell am I supposed to do with these things’ I thought to myself. ‘I think you’re supposed to put them together… Like a puzzle’ Jonas replied. I looked up to Jonas, his eyes were open but everyone else was gone from the illusion realm. We sat alone in a dimly lit room. ‘You can read my thoughts?’ I asked through my thoughts like I was telepathic. He opened his mouth to say something but then brought his hands up over his mouth.

‘I can’t talk… we can only communicate through thoughts he told me telepathically. ‘Oh cool… so a puzzle huh? Alright let’s crack down on this to see what we got’ I said as I levitated the parts over to me.

I scratched my head. These pieces looked like they all fit together somehow. I had two halves of a cylinder like piece of metal, a knob looking thing with six square knobs on the knob, some button thing, the inner tube and a dark blue crystal.

I sighed to myself and quickly constructed it the way I thought it was supposed to go but it didn’t quite work out very well. I disassembled it and tried to reassemble it another way and this time it worked. I think. All I was left with was some hilt looking thing. I chuckled in my thoughts and Jonas looked up to me.

‘Hey how’d you put that together?’ he asked. ‘Oh you’ve got to put the crystal in that slot in the knob and’ I began but he cut me off. ‘What knob?’ he asked and I realized that his thing was completely different than mine. He had no knob but rather a simple plate, his crystal was a medium shade of green and his cylinder was two inches smaller than mine and it
was black rather than the silver colour of mine.

‘Check that plate thing. Is there a small slot that your crystal could fit in?’ I asked telepathically and he nodded. ‘Alright, put the crystal in that slot then slip the tube over it. Then slip the cylinder over the tube until it clicks together. Then insert the button thing and it should create some sort of shield blocking the entrance of the tube’ I told him and he followed my orders.

He soon had his hilt thingy constructed to. ‘What do you think they are?’ I asked and he shrugged as he looked down the entrance of his hilt. ‘I don’t know but they look pretty sweet… maybe they’re some sort of energy supplement distributor or something’ he guessed and I looked at mine.

‘Maybe it’s like a teleporter gun thingy to transport the demons back to hell’ I guessed but suddenly the illusion world vanished and both Jonas and I returned to the high council building room.

“So are these things hand warmers or…” I trailed off as I looked at the hilt thing. “No you idiot. They’re holy blades. Press the button” the elderly angel scowled and both Jonas and I looked to each other. We shrugged then pressed the buttons on our hand warmers, or whatever the hell they were.

A dark blue beam of light extended out the top of my hand warmer thingy. It hummed and buzzed as I stood up and waved it around. Jonas did the same, his blade beam was green.

“Cool a lightsaber… someone’s been watching too much Star Wars lately” I commented. “They are not lightsabers, they’re holy blades. And be very careful, they’re dangerous and the demons have their own versions of the holy blades” the elderly angel told us. “Yeah and I bet the demon’s lightsabers are red right?” I asked and the elderly angel looked both ways as he thought up a lie.

“No… they’re... yellow” he lied and I chuckled. “Yeah whatever… cool I always wondered what it would be like to have a lightsaber” I muttered as I started waving the lightsaber back and forth. Now that I thought about it, this lightsaber looked like Obi-Wan Kenobi’s lightsaber.

“Hey be careful with that, it’s extremely dangerous” the elderly angel scolded and I waved to him. “Yeah-yeah, I’ll be careful… goddamn this thing is so cool” I muttered to myself but as I waved it to the right my saber blade caught the leg support of a giant shelf with heavy looking relics resting on it.

The shelf tipped and the relics all fell towards Jonas and I. Time seemed to slow to mere fractions of a second and I could tell exactly what to do. My lightsaber, or holy blade, ha holy blade my ass, it’s a lightsaber, hummed as I began to swing it at the relics. My saber blade cut up the relics before they could land on us and as time passed I chopped up all the relics that fell at us.

Time seemed to return to a normal pace and I gazed upon my lightsaber. “Oh this thing is sooo cool” I said in utter shock and awe from the kick ass saber. “YOU IDIOT, YOU JUST DESTROYED HOLY RELICS FROM VATICAN TIMES” screamed the elderly angel. I looked down to the smoking pieces of the relics. My face was expressionless. “Oops” I muttered to myself.

I looked over to the elderly angel whose face was red with anger. I pointed to Jonas “It was him”.

Third person, Canterlot streets:

The element bearers, along with the two princesses rushed along the streets. Although Celestia had insisted on Luna staying behind due to her rather prominent pregnancy, Luna had opted to come along.

Changelings swarmed at the group but Celestia and he sister blasted the changelings. Pinkie Pie looked over to Twilight who nodded. “Come taste the Pinkie Pie machinegun” Pinkie yelled out as she grabbed Twilight and began to crank her tail around like a classic twist crank.

Twilight’s horn flared up and dozens of energy blasts blew away changelings as they flew at the group. Applejack kicked a changeling and sent it crashing through a saloon wall. “Yeehaw, that’s how we do it on the farm” Applejack called out.

Rainbow Dash zipped through the air and performed her iconic sonic rainboom. The concussive blast sent changelings hurtling through the air. “Yeah, taste the rainbow suckas” Dash called out.

As the group finished off the remainder of the changelings they heard a buzzing come from behind a large brewery. They all watched in horror as hundreds of changelings swarmed around them. The changelings hissed as they quarried the group. They were completely surrounded and the changelings had looks of hunger on their faces as they licked their lips.

Author's Notes:

I gotta say, I love that perverted Elder guy. This is gonna be a fun story