Third person narration:

And with that the evil darkness that had ensnared Equestria finally had light shawn upon it.

Somehow Elder managed to convince some hot babe that he had helped save the universe, which he did but it was still weird that the babe would still go for him due to his age and perverseness.

Sky Dancer and her son Long Tail trained with each other in heaven. They won several championships together and became known as the stripped duo. On occasion they would get permission from the high elders to travel to Equestria to visit Clare.

Celestia came to bear with herself that perhaps love wasn’t as cold as she had thought it to be and went on her own quest to find some-pony or someone who may be able to fill the gap in her heart.

Cadence and Shining Armor went on a vacation out to Marevada with their few month old foals. They spent the duration of a few weeks in Marevada before returning to Canterlot, both with nice tans.

Discord simply drifted from place to place as a spirit, looking for ways to make himself useful. Soon he found a placement as a circus clown where he constantly brought happiness to those who loved his chaos that he brought.

Nightmare Moon no longer drifted the worlds as a sight of fear and nightmare. Instead she roamed the night and brought happy dreams to those who deserved peace but brought horrid nightmare’s to those who were crooked and evil.

As for Clare and Luna, they went to Los Pegasus. They decided to name their foals Sunburst, the colt, and Moon Shadow, the filly.

Months later,

Clare, Los Pegasus beachfront:

The foals were asleep and both Luna and I sat on the warm beach sand together, cradling each other in a passionate embrace. “I love you Luna, and I’m going to be with you for eternity” I whispered and she giggled. “Yes, I know. You’ve told me dozens of times” she laughed.

I had told her the good news of how I now had immortal life and we could be together for always. I smiled as we began to kiss but then a high pitched whine of a supercharger took my attention away from her.

Down the beach a large fume of sandy dust was being rooster tailed from an object driving at ridiculous speeds. Luna peeked over my body as we continued to lay there and a Lamborghini Reventón pulled up in front of us. It was the roadster addition with the convertible top.

Danko staggered up to his feet and stood on the seats of the car with a vodka bottle in his hands. “Hey look… new car” he said drunkenly. “Danko… how the hell’d you get that thing… there’s only like fifteen in the whole world” I gasped.

“Celestia bought it for me as present for helping to save Equestria… I’m rich baby, I don’t need to serve in military Spetsnaz anymore” he said, his speech slurring several times. I raised an eyebrow. Those cars were expensive and here he was, a drunken Russian man, driving it on the beach carelessly.

“I just thought I’d tell you that you are my best Canadian friend… no-no, you are my ONLY CANADIAN FRIEND” he announced. I chuckled. “Hey, I’m going off roading with this bitch, want to come?” he asked and I raised an eyebrow. “No thanks Danko, you go ahead though” I said. “Okay, suit yourself. See you around” he said as he sat down and slammed on the accelerator. The car’s engine whined then sped off down the beach.

I chuckled as Danko drove off. That car would be trashed by the end of the day, I just knew it. I looked over to Luna and gave a relaxed sigh. I loved her so much and now I would be able to love her forever. I leaned down to kiss her but she brought her hoof up to my lips. “First tell me what you’re going to do” she giggled. I smiled, “Well first…

Author's Notes:

That was an epic story.
While I've got your attention I just wanted to send out a special thanks to all you readers. You guys and gals made my day every time I got home from work and saw that someone else thought the story was awesome, or commented on how it made them laugh. So I just wanted to take a moment and say thanks, you all are the greatest.