"Oh

My

God..."

Scout stood there, dumbfounded. Heavy just killed someone...

Oh my god, Heavy actually killed someone...

Scout didn't actually expect Heavy to KILL her! After checking Twilight's pulse, she started freaking out. "Oh god, this cant be happening man..."

Heavy butted in. "What is problem? Scout has killed other team many times. Is not big deal..."

"WHAT THE HELL DO YA' MEAN THIS AIN'T A BIG DEAL?!" Scout screamed. She gulped, as he went over what may happen.

She could just get away with it Scott free. Maybe her and Heavy can still run. They can't possible have a thing like forensics here, right?

No, that can't work, there were witnesses. Those damn guards were watching the entire thing. Oh god, they must count as police here.

Okay, worst case scenario, they may or may not get thrown in a dungeon forever. These ponies are probably too peaceful to pull off an execution, right?

Heavy sighed, as she propped up the deceased Twilight. "Is not big deal. Heavy got this." She said, as she pulled out a sandwich, no, not just a "sandwich". She pulled out the sandwich. "Sandvich make little pony strong!"

Scout sighed. He knows it doesn't work for dead people, right?

The guards had been staring for awhile now. They were too scared to move forward. These two ponies couldn't be the same Rainbow Dash and Celestia... Could they? Perhaps it's best to see if Luna can attempt to fix that. As the second strongest alicorn in Equestria, she has to be able to do something...

One guard whispered to the other, and that guard ran off into the carriage, riding off towards the castle. The other guard stayed to keep watch on these two.

=The Strange Cave in Everfree=

After what seemed like hours, Derpy and the magical wizard had finally made it to the cave!

"Now listen Derpy..." Mr.Babble started slowly. "I need you to be very careful. Once you go in there, we can't talk anymore. You'll be on your own, can you handle that soldier?"

Derpy saluted. "Aye Aye, Mr.Babble!" She slowly trotted in, as a fizzling sound rang softly in her ears. It was pretty dark, but the outside light gave her enough to see the outlines of the caves innards. She looked around, as she saw a very strange light at the end of the cave. It was red, and it was swirly. Like a cotton candy machine! Mmmmmm... Cooooottaaannnn Caaaannnndddyyy. Not as good as Muffins though! Those are really good!

Derpy took a confidant step forward, and the portal opened up, almost inviting her in. She could almost see the end of it from here! It looked like the inside of a barn! Did Mr.Babble live in a barn? Is he a pony too? There was only one way to find out! She stepped in...

And out stepped a completely new mare. "Ya did good son, real good..." Derpy said, seemingly to herself. She now has a vest and rounded soldier hat, with a rocket launcher attached to her back. This, as we know, is Soldier.

Suddenly, a voice echoed through the portal...

"Oi! You in there mate? You alroight?" This was Sniper. As he was saying this, a walkie-talkie was thrown through the portal. "We won't be able t' communicate without these! Merasmus says we can talk to eachotha' wit' em as long as the portal stays open! Make sure ya' bring our teammates back!"

Soldier nodded, and saluted. "You got it! Tell your kangaroo wife I said 'Hello!' Nyahehehe!" He ran down the cave, ready to get into action, as he ignored the angered cries of his teammate. Suddenly, as he exited the cave, he bumped into a blue unicorn with a slick, silver mane. She looked to the Soldier, then looked back down at the ground and walked off...

"Huh? Not even a small sorry?" Soldier blinked, and began walking over to this strange figure. "Hey! Are you even listening?!"

The unicorn flinched. This pony was loud... "S-Sorry..." She said shakily, as she walked off.

Soldier blinked. Wow, that was kinda harsh. "N-No, no...I'm sorry, okay? Listen, let's start over, My name is..." Soldier stopped himself, and then restarted. "I'm Barble...Barble Blapkins!"

The pony finally looked up at Soldier. "Trixie..." She hung her head again and began walking away. Yeesh, this girl was a bummer...

But Soldier wouldn't let up. It's the unamerican thing to do! "Really now? You got a job or something?"

"Used to..."

Soldier leaned in. "Used to...? Come on! Out with it So-, er, Trixie! Trust me, I'm your friend here!" Soldier kept the ruse up. If she couldn't guess he wasn't who he really was, he may have found an easy 'tour guide' to follow around! You've outdone yourself AND a spy, Solly! You deserve a promotion! He thought, as a small chuckle escaped his lips.

Trixie looked up at Barble. This was one strange mare.... "Well...I used to work in showbiz. I was 'The Great and Powerful Trixie'..." She got up on her hind hooves and did a careless pose, before limply falling on the ground, coughing a bit. "Anyway, nopony wanted me in any town in Equestria after some...incidents... I don't have a job anymore and...blah...blah blah..." She trailed off.

Soldier was...kinda amused by that story. "Really now? So does that make you a wanderer?"

Trixie blinked, and looked at Barble. "A wanderer? I mean, I guess. I don't really have anywhere to go."

"Well, you should now that it's pretty dangerous out here!" Barble said.

Soldier blinked. That wasn't him....

That was NOT him!

He sniffed the air. "Alright Spy! I've had it up to here with your tricks! Come out and face me like a MAN!"

Trixie looked up at Barble. Okay, this mare just went from weird to insane. "Who are you talking to?"

That's when she saw her. A second Barble. Okay, now THIS was confusing.

"There you are, you shape-shifting hippie!"

=Canterlot=

The guard had finally made it to Canterlot. It was a pretty long trip, but it payed off in the end. Luna was already out and about. Now was his chance. The plan him and his partner came up with went as follows.

1. Get Luna from Canterlot

2. Use her magic to disrupt the portal

3. ????

4. Profit

This was going to work. He knew it in his bones!

Luna was eating a strange triangular sandwich which had a very chewy part of it. And it was EXTREMELY chewy! Not to mention delicious! It was almost as if it's some kind of secret ingredient from another world. She attempted to swallow down parts of the strange food in her mouth. She finished off the olive that was carefully placed on top with a tooth pick, before throwing it away. She suddenly found a guard standing next to her. "Oh, hello there!"

The guard wasn't at all hesitant. "Princess Luna! My apologies for interrupting your lunch time, but this is extremely urgent! We need you to help us!"

Luna blinked. "May I ask of which business I must partake that my sister cannot?"

The guard whispered in her ear, before she blinked. "Pfft, Preposterous! There cannot be such a thing!"

The guard sighed. "Please, just come with me princess..."

Luna sighed. "As you wish. Let us make this quick!" She said, as she followed the guard to the carriage. As they were approaching Everfree. Luna spotted it, no, she felt it! It was an immense power! One unmatched by any unicorn, or even alicorn alike!

Perhaps that guard wasn't jesting...

Suddenly, Luna heard a full-blooded battle cry...

Solly was deep in battle with the Spy. He wasn't going to let the Spy pull off another 'cloak and dagger' trick on him! This was the last time he'll let that Spy fool him or anyone else ever again!

Wait a second... He just disappeared in some kind of green smoke. "Alright, come out here, crouton!"

Suddenly, he felt a bite in his shoulder. "DAMMIT MR. CUDDLES, NOT N- Oh, it's you..." He said, as he looked to the fake Soldier. He shoveled the Spy into next week. "Gotcha', crouton!"

Suddenly, a loud booming voice shouted from behind him "WHO GOES THERE?!"

Jesus, that almost blew out his eardrum. Soldier turned around, and saluted. "Lieutenant General Barble Blapkins, doing my job, ma'am!" He dropped the salute. "Now, what's your business with me?"

Luna blinked. This was one informal 'Lieutenant General'. Could she be talking about the wonderbolt academy? No, the Wonderbolts don't fight like this...

"We have reason to believe that there is a strange disturbance going on here. We must ask, upon official request, that you leave this premises."

"No can do, Private. I've got my duty to fulfill here." She said, with another salute.

Trixie walked up behind Barble, and whispered in her ear. "Are you sure you want to do that?"

Soldier chuckled. "Ma'am, I've dealt with these people before, I know what I'm doing." He stood firm. "As the commanding general of this operation, I must order you to leave!"

Luna had a small laugh. "Oh, surely you jest! You cannot talk down a princess, you surely know that!"

"Princess Sminshmess, my orders are what goes around these parts! You can ask my unit that!"

Luna blinked. This was getting ridiculous. There was know way she was going to let this happen. "Alright, it's either you move, or I'll move you by myself!"

"Bring it on, Hippie!" Soldier snarled, as he readied his shovel. Trixie gulped, and stepped away from the fight. This was going to be big...

=Ponyville=

Heavy was making sure Twilight was chewing the sandwich, before holding her chin up, so that the food would slide down her throat. "Little pony should wake up in couple minutes."

Scout tapped her hoof on the ground. "This betta' work man, or we're friggen screwed" Scout was very anxious to make sure Twilight wasn't dead. If she was dead, that meant being in another cell. Scout wasn't ready to kiss Heavy to get out of one of those situations...

As Scout was thinking this, Twilight coughed. Bits of sandwich flew out of her mouth, and she groaned in pain.

"Oh thank god, she ain't dead! Perfect! Come on, let's beat it befo' she notices us!" Scout was really anxious to run right now. He's had enough of this place of ponies. He wanted HOME dammit! The thing is... She's not sure how to go back.

"Gah! This place sucks!" He hit himself. What the hell was that?

Scout coughed. "Listen Heavy, I'll just... be right back." She awkwardly walked away. Heavy shrugged, as he attempted to bring the pony back into existence.

Scout was behind a building, thinking to herself. She just hit herself but... she didn't do it on purpose.

"Alright, this place is gettin' to me, I gotta get the hell outta' here" Suddenly, she hit herself again. "STOP THAT!" she screamed at her arm, before covering her mouth and looking around. Okay, no one saw that... "Alright, what the hell is goin o- OW!" She just hit herself again, and then a second time. "GAH! WHO'S DOIN' THIS?!"

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

The words echoed in his mind. It was his voice but...It wasn't his accent. Somethin' was up.

"Nah, you gotta' get outta' MY head!"

She hit herself on purpose. It only just made her feel stupid.

"Stop hitting me!"

"Hey, you're hittin' yerself hea'!"

Suddenly, Scout got a huge migraine. Her head hurt so much that she fell onto her knees. "Alright! Jesus man, I take it back!"

The migrane only got worse. Scout felt like she was going insane! She could barely see what was going on through tears welling up in her eyes. That's when it all suddenly stopped. That voice rang in his ears.

"O-Owwww.... W-Why did you...Do...that...."

"What the hell are y- Ah... Whatta' ya talkin' about I thought you did that!" Scout groaned. "L-Listen, Since you're a voice in my head, lemme just think this out wit' ya...Who are ya' anyway?"

"Who do you think it is?! My name is Rainbow Dash!"