This Celestia was really bothering everypony. The way she was talking with that accent was really creeping everypony out, and it was beginning to sound less and less like Celestia and more like a maniac wielding a chainsaw who has a soft spot for little birds or something... "Where is little cart headed?" She asked, looking to her companions for answers. "The Castle, your highness! Don't you remember?" The carriage driver said, keeping his eyes on the sky. Celestia nodded. "Dah... Where is dat?"

This...was gonna take awhile....

=Twilight's Library=

"Soooo...what the hell are ya' even doin'?" Rainbow said, whilst Twilight rummaged through the books on the shelves. This was going to work. It had to, this was the only spell that could properly fix Rainbow Dash and end this madness from getting worse. "A-ha!" Twilight exclaimed, as she quickly opened up a book. "Here we are. Rainb- Er, Scout! Stand right there!" She said. Scout looked down at her hooves, then back up to Twilight with confusion. "A'ight...." she said, as she stood still...

Twilight put the book down on an open page, and her horn began to glow that purplish aura. Scout flinched as the bright light reminded him vaguely of a certain trip to a fellow mercenary's house. Just before a wave of magic erupted from the tip of Twilight's horn. Scout nimbly jumped out of the way. "DAMN WIZADS! I SHOULDA' KNOWN BETTA' THAN TO FALL FOR THAT!" She yelled, as she reached for a weapon. Forgetting she had lost her weapons back at that prison cell, she resorts to the only tactic she could at the moment. She used the only thing she had...her legs...and she ran as fast as her legs would carry her. She broke through the door, and ran into the open town of Ponyville.

Ponies left and right were being shoved and knocked around as a speeding Rainbow Scout passed right by them, and sometimes even right through them. After gaining a large amount of distance, she almost collapsed, as her breaths jaggedly made their way out of her windpipe. She had barely noticed the crowd around her that had gathered, concerned for what this may mean...

"W-What are you lookin' at?" Scout said, in an attempt to be tough. It seemed to work...

...Or so she thought, as she turned around to see Celestia standing right before her, a perplexed look on her face. "Woah, sorry, didn't see ya' th-"

"Aha! I get it now!" Celestia said in a thick, russian accent. "This is big prank! Scout! Why are you dressed as little pony?" She said.

Scout blinked. What was she talkin' about?

Before she could answer, Celestia picked up Scout. "Nevermind! Heavy finally glad to see little man again!" she said, as she hugged her lost companion tight. "This is first time Heavy feel something for little Scout!" She said. The crowd was somewhat amused by this display of affection. This was when Scout finally noticed the clothing, and the most conspicuous thing there...Sasha.

"Alright, alright, break it up you two!" A guard intervened their reunion. "We came here looking for Twilight so th-"

"Seriously dude? You know that damn wizad's gonna put some kind of hex on ya or somethin', right? You're wastin' you're time with 'er, hell, I just came from there afta' she tried to kill me!" She said.

The guard was as puzzled as everyone else there. That fishy smell was coming up again. "She tried to what?"

"Yo, are you brain-dead in there or somethin'? Lemme clear this up for ya..." She took off the guards helmet. "SHE JUST UP N' TRIED TO KILL ME WITH 'ER FANCY SHMANCY MAGIC TRICKS!" She screamed.

The guard blinked. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. This couldn't possibly mean what he thinks it means...Right?

He coughed. "Are you sure about that?" Just as he was saying that, Celestia was quickly alerted of something.

"IINNNNCOOOMIIINNGG!" She boomed, as she tackled everyone out of the way. Her hind hoof was nicked by the incoming blast of magic. Everyone gasped, as Twilight made her way into the middle of the crowd.

"Alright everypony! Get back! That's NOT Rainbow Dash!" Twilight said, as she attempted yet another shot.

"Nyet!" Heavy said, as she got in the way. "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and DIS'...Is going to HURT!" She got up on her hind hooves, and clopped her front two together, as she took a boxing stance.

"No, not you too!" Twilight said, as she took a step back. She gulped, as she took a defensive step forward. These two were past the point of reasoning...

But, they were her friends. She couldn't just fight full force. She just wasn't a fighter!

But on the other hoof, she had to do this. She didn't have a choice. She got ready for whatever might come.

She had faith in herself!

Which soon quickly diminished, as she was left hooked into another building. Fighting is now out of the option, she had to get the jump on them. In the dust and smoke, she limply attempted to hide from her pursuer.

"POW! Haha!" Heavy said, as she stood proudly. Everyone had quickly evacuated the area afterwards. Heavy squinted through the dust and smoke. She didn't see the body. This was 'big problem'.

She stepped through the broken wall. "Little wizard baby wants Heavy to play hide-and-seek?" She called out, before crushing a nearby pot. "Very well!"

While that happened on the inside. Scout was still attempting to get back on her hooves. "Man that guy wasn't joking about the heavy part...." A guard stood up beside her.

"Sweet Celestia, you were right!" He said, astonished. "She's lost it!"

"Which one?" Scout replied, before cringing in pain. "Hold that thought, I need to take a seat somewhea'..." She said, as she sat herself down in a strange way. "Yo, if any of ya' are doctors, I think I'd wanna have my checkup now..."

"HAHA!" Celestia suddenly screamed, as she threw a weak Twilight out of the building. Scout reacted as fast as possible, and weakly attempted to stop her.

"YO MAN, WAIT UP!" She said. But she was too weak to attempt a rescue, and that murder in Heavy's eyes were really creeping her out.

"Heavy warned you dis would hurt." She said, as she readied herself for the final blow...

Twilight whited out upon impact...

=An empty white room=

"Argh! Vas is los?"

Huh? Voices? "W-Who's there?!" Twilight desperately called out.

"Oi! The bloody image blacked out on us! Merasmus, fix it!"

"Give me a moment, will you?! I'm trying!"

"Dammit Merasmus! You are the worst wizard ever!"

Wizard? What were these ponies talking about?! Who's Merasmus?!

"Nobody asked you about your opinion, Soldier! And in my defense, you're the worst roommate ever!"

"Alright ladies, break it up, will ya?! Give the bloody man some time already!"

Silence reigned the confines of the room.

Merasmus sighed. "Great, it appears our visual connection has been cut. Must be a bad signal..." He said, as he attempted to fix the signal on his magic orb. "Is this thing even plugged in?"

"Argh! Our comrades are in zere, while ve're stuck fighting a full team out here!" Medic grunted, as he adjusted his coat. "I have no time for this right now! It's either ve have our team here now or ve vill fail every single mission we are handed!"

"Calm down doc'. We'll find a way, just wait a sodding moment..." Sniper sighed, as he rubbed his chin in thought.

"Argh! Why can't we just get in there and show those frilly ponies how America handles things?!" Soldier complained.

Merasmus sighed. "That isn't how that works, Soldier. We need to find you a host in order for you to traverse their world, otherwise the portal won't register!"

Soldier grunted in anger. "Argh! Why is magic so overly complicated?!" He said... Then he came up with a great idea. "I GOT IT!" He claimed. "Move over Merasmus!" He said, as he shoved the wizard out of the way. He peered into the orb, as he channeled it to another receiver. He shifted from body to body in that pony world, until he found a pony in grey, with a luscious yellow mane and beautiful wings. Perfect!

Soldier coughed, as he began to speak. "Little gray pony! My name is Barble Blapkins! I am a wizard from another dimension and I need a valiant hero to help me! Will you be that hero?" Soldier asked.

=Derpy's household=

Derpy looked up at the sky with fascination. Wow, she's never been asked to do something so important! Why, this is the best thing to happen since she saw that big red, juicy muffin fall out of that tree! It tasted sweet!

Derpy nodded. "Okay Mr. Babble!" she said, with a great big grin.

"Good! Muaahahaha! Now then, trot towards your left!" The magical wizard said in a commanding voice.

"Yessir!" Derpy replied, as she continued to her right.

"No, I said LEFT maggot!" He scolded.

Derpy giggled. "Whoops! Looks like I'm not the only one that made a mistook! I'm a pony! not a 'mageet'!" She said, as she corrected herself and continued left.

"Hehe, sucker...." Soldier said under his breath.

The communication was shut off by Soldier, but the visual was still there.

"Soldier? How the..." Merasmus started his sentence, appalled. Soldier answered it, getting the gist of his question.

"What? You're away from home most of the time that I learned to use this thing! I can seriously make my own sitcoms and no one would think the wiser! It's amazing!" He said with a mischievous grin. "They're easily twenty times better than the ones you watch on here!"

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK" Merasmus shouted.

"MAKE ME YOU SHITTY WIZ-"

Soldier was suddenly shut up, as a fizzing sound came from the magic ball. It was their previous connection attempting to come back into view.

"H-Hello? A-Anypony out there?" A shaky voice emanated from the orb...