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Rainbows Don't Make Me Cry

by Yeeteroni Expandationoni

Chapter 3: Chapter 2: Meet the Big Mac (Part 2)

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Chapter 2: Meet the Big Mac (Part 2)

Changlings came from left and right, but Big Mac was too strong for them all to overcome him. Strange as seeing how before he was trembling in the corner. he just saw the hat on Rainbow Dash fall off and all he knew was rage.

Oh yes, pure, fully blooded, FULLY FULL CHANGLING BUTT KICKING RAGE!

There was no changling that could beat him! Nothing could stand in his way! No little Changling can stop a Big Stallion like him! Not even their queen who was...

standing right in front of him....

He was knocked out of the way, as all the fighting slowly ceased to a halt, some changlings were beating up their own kind, while some were about to pile onto Big Macintosh. And even some were going to pounce on Rainbow Dash. "I've had enough of you foolish foals doing this fun work while I'm left to watch from the distance!" She looked over to Rainbow Dash, who was slowly working her way towards her weapon on the other side of the room. She was stopped by the hoof of her newest enemy.

"Escaping, are we?" Chrysalis said as she picked up Rainbow and stared into her eyes. Her eyes flashed green as she looked deep into Rainbow's soul. "Now then, be a good girl and help hold down the big stallion over there?" She said as she placed Rainbow down gently.

Rainbow Dash blinked, before rolling over to her gun,taking the advantage and reloading it. "Seriously? You aren't even going to hypnotize me first? You're a big dumb bug, aren't you?" She said as she fired the two shells into her face.

Queen Chrysalis blinked. "What the-" She took a swift shot to the face as all of her changling army started buzzing to her aid.

Rainbow Dash ran over and helped Big Mac onto his hooves. "Eeeyup...." He said shakily as he moved away from the growing ball of changlings as they crowded over to see if their queen was alright.

Queen Chrysalis got up from under all her minions and stared at the two ponies, her face stuck in anger. She puffed smoke out of her nose before going into an all out charge, which Big Mac and Rainbow Dash dodged with ease. "Yo, what the hell man?! Could ya be any mo' unoriginal?" Rainbow Dash said as she reloaded her recently dispatched bullet back into her cleverly named, Soda Popper.

Chrysalis screamed in pure anger as she was consumed in fire, then disappeared into nothing. Not even ash was left where she was standing. Rainbow Dash blinked as she looked to the other Changlings, who were doing the exact same thing, just without screaming in pure anger.

"Alrighty....Someone betta' start explaining what the hell's goin' on..." Rainbow Dash said as she eyed everyone in the room. Applebloom was first to speak up. "Well we were jus' mindin' our own buisiness n' then them Changling's came in an' smashed up everythin'!" She said, flailing her hooves around for dramatic effect.

"Pfft, the damn backstabba's I don't care about, I kicked their flank back t' the next dimension, I was talkin' 'bout my force-a-nature here..." She said as she held her gun out towards them. "Surprised ya managed to make it still work, but next time ya mess with one o' my weapons, I'll crack open yer skull, got it?" She said with a hardened tone as she began to remake her weapon back to it's original shape, discarding of the tape and soda cans.

"But ya'll gotta admit, what me n' yer big friend ova there did was pretty awesome!" She reared back on her hind hooves and held her hand up. "How 'bout it guys? High five?....Er....Hoof?" she said with a grin. It took awhile, but Applebloom finally caught on as she jumped on top of a chair and jumped towards the high hoof, smacking it proudly, before face planting into the ground. "Yeah, the lil' tyke know's what's up!" Rainbow Dash said as she picked up Applebloom and set her in a proper standing position, then patted her on the head.

"Alrighty, Who, or what are ya exactly?" Applejack said as she pulled Rainbow Dash's face towards hers. "You seriously don't know who I am? I thought it was pretty obvious, I mean, I am, single-handedly the most awesomest thing out there." She said bluntly. Applejack groaned. "Well, ya got the attitude, but I ain't buyin' it! I wanna know exactly what you are!" She said, stomping her hoof into the ground. Rainbow dash chuckled as she placed her front hooves together.

"Uhh...I- I don't even know where to start with you, I mean, do ya seriously not know who yer talkin' to? I mean, do you have any idea, any idea who I am?" She said, waiting for a response.

"it ain't much of a big de-" Applejack began, before being cut off. "Basically...Kind of a big deal" She said, before looking at her arm and flexing it a bit. "Oh man...That's beautiful..." She said softly to herself. She got back into her conversation seconds after, "Alright, get this. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and Brotha'....I hurt people..." She said, a sharp hint of venom in her voice, causing the Apple Family to step back in unison. "I'm a force-a-nature!" She said as-a-matter-of-factly, that hint of venom increasing slowly.

"If you was from, where I was from, you'd be fucking DEAD!" She spat at the ground, then wiped off her muzzle, standing proudly as she stood there, arms crossed.

"B-BEHIND YA'!" Applebloom screamed instinctively. Rainbow Dash was fast to act, as a Changling who stayed behind bit into thin air, where Rainbow Dash's neck was previously. He then bit into the hard metal of Rainbow Dash's steel bat. "Home-fricken'-run!" She said, as the Changling then bit into the hard wood of the ceiling, flew through it, his mouth still full of wood, as he then liquefied his diet with some clouds.

"WHOO!" Rainbow Dash screamed energetically, her wings flapping open as she pumped both her front hooves into the air in victory. She then placed both of her hooves back in their normal pony walking position as she began trotting out the door. "If ya need me, I'll be lookin' fer a more populated area!" She said as she opened the door, only to get stopped by a purple unicorn with wings. This caused Rainbow Dash to jump back in surprise.

"R-Rainbow Dash?!" Twilight exclaimed, as she ran over to hug her friend. She held her long lost friend in the tightest hug ever. She was pushed away seconds later. "Yo what the hell man! I don't even know you!" She said as she readjusted her bag over her shoulder. She then walked out, sniffling up a bit as she sneezed, a cold coming on.

Twilight blinked as she looked over to Applejack, who was just staring in pure amazement at the event that just took place before her.

"Applejack...We may need to do some investigations..."

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