Scout laid his head down on the cloud of comfort he so desperately wanted.

Not for any deep reason though, it's just that getting blown up, shot at, bled to death, set on fire, and occasionally, all of that at the same time, adding the fact that there were doppel-ganger robots of him and his friends and were trying to kill them, it just didn't leave a lot of space for sleep, but thanks to Mann. Co.'s special technology Medical Gun, that problem was solved years ago.

But still, it didn't hurt to find a place to nap every once in awhile.

Yet, something didn't feel right... It didn't feel like an actual cloud. Felt more like an actual bed really...

And right now, something was licking his face, and ruining the experience.

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes to see Winona licking her awake. "Aw what the hell!" She said as she picked up the dog and placed it on the ground off the bed. She grimaced painfully as she slowly leaned back into the bed, the pain in her back more than agonizingly painful. "Regret everythin'...." She said as she held onto her head in pain. The cloud seemed like hell compared to the comfortable bed she was in right now actually.

And it's weird, you would think beds in hell would be made out of spiders...

or spikes...

or spikey spiders...

Spikers....

"Er...Rainbow Dash? Are you okay?" She asked as she looked over at her friend, who didn't notice her until now. "JESUS!" She screamed as she literally jumped off the bed, only to land on her back and cause even more pain to it. She groaned as she crawled back onto the bed, not even half a second before Applejack got up. Applejack helped her friend get onto the bed again and patted her on the head. "I'll get ya some ice packs, don't go runnin' off on me like ya did last time!" She said, a serious tone in her voice. She ran off to grab a couple of icepacks from wherever it was that they kept them in case of emergencies.

Rainbow Dash sat up slowly and tilted her head. "Er...Last time?" She asked nopony in particular as she tried to process this in her head. She didn't really leave at all, did she? She reached for her cap, only to notice it wasn't there at all. The headpiece and hat were on the table next to her, obviously messed with. The mouthpiece to the headphone was disconnected from the receiver. That was going to take a very long time to fix again...

Good thing it didn't melt in her ear, like last time though. THAT took YEARS to fix and took forever to get out of the side of her skull, replace the eardrum, and still live through all of it.

She heard a scream downstairs, no time to think about how much money fixing her headpiece was gonna cost, somepony needed help! She jumped out of bed, adrenaline surging through her body which in turn numbed all pain in her back as she placed her cap on her head, along with the earpiece. She grabbed onto her bag on the nearby chair and reached in. Her Force of Nature was gone, and so was her wooden bat and baseball. Bonk and a steel bat would have to do...

She slung the bag around her shoulder and ran for the exit, then downstairs.

And all hell was breaking loose....

There were all different kinds of bugs in the room, but the biggest population of the same species in there were changlings. They were cornering a family of four. Applejack, Applebloom, Granny Smith, and Big Macintosh. Was Rainbow Dash gonna let a bunch of bugs overcome an outnumbered family? Hell to the no!

She took out her bonk and banged her bat against the corner of a wall, making a very large dent in it, not even considering the very loud noise it made. The changlings stopped and looked at their enemy, before letting out a combined buzzing induced laughter. Rainbow Dash just spat out whatever was in her mouth and into the nearest changling's face, angering it greatly. It was the first one to charge into battle, and the first one to get knocked out as it barely saw the steel bat make contact with its eyes, before sending it flying into a bunch of other changlings, like a bowling ball knocking down a bunch of pins.

Then all hell broke loose, for real this time.

Rainbow dash was being attacked left and right by all types of changing figures, There were Appleblooms, Applejacks, Big Macintoshes, Princess Celestias and Lunas, even Rainbow Dash herself wanted her own head on a silver platter! The real Rainbow Dash however had sneaked away from the fight. She needed her shotgun, otherwise there was no victory against these things. There were simply too many of them and as much as she hated to admit it, they were getting too fast for her.

She needed to push them away into the next dimension over. And right there, in all it's shining glory was....

Not her weapon at all, but instead a broken one, fixed together with some black tape and Crit-a-Cola. One of her backups in case she lost her infinite amount of Bonk from her bag. It wasn't the best weapon, but the mini-crits would help anyw- Oh, nevermind, that doesn't do that now anymore, does it? Oh well... No time to be picky. She picked it up and fired the first two shells of the gun into the large horde of fakes. She took out quite a lot of them without barely even trying! But then they figured out Hey, that changling just died without someone beating them to death! They all stopped stock still as they looked back at their opponent. She turned around and swayed her flank at them tauntingly.

"Come and get some, ya freakin' wusses!" She yelled as she ran up a wall, reloading her last two spent clips, an angry (And arguably lust driven) horde chasing after her maliciously, The need to kill and the want to...well you get the idea. Rainbow Dash ducked,bobbed and weaved out of the way of multiple changlings, popping a cap into one of them every now and then, but she was still trying to conserve ammo. Just a couple more minutes was all she needed to-...

Oh...too late for that then...

She took a swift kick to the face, not paying attention to what was around her, but just in front of her. She got slung into the wall, her gun flying to the other side of the room as she began to get cornered.

This was it, not only was she going to get raped out of her mind, but she was going to die, right then and there. Sucks to be her right now. She closed her eyes as they began to close in on her, only to hear a yelp of pain, and a buzzed cry for help, which was quickly muffled out by sheer pain as the plea for help was crushed, just like the changling's skull.

Rainbow Dash opened one eye and saw her former opponent standing there in all of his soviet-like and familiar glory.

Big Mac was there to help her this time...