"Now what are we going to do?", asked Andy. Suddenly, an earthquake started and everything was shaking.

Somewhere In A Unknown Location In Canterlot

"It is not my time."

Back In The Throne Room

"WHAT IS HAPPENING!!??!?!", yelled out Ike.

"WE DON'T KNOW!", yelled out Luna in the royal Canterlot voice. After a few minutes, the earthquake stopped.

"Guards, what did the earthquake damage?", asked Celestia.

"There has been no damage at all. Every building is still intact and there has been no casualties."

"That's strange, back on our planet. earthquakes would destroy several buildings and kill hundreds of people", said Ike.

"How can this be?", asked Luna.

"The only thing damaged is the courtyard", said the guard.

"WHAT?!?!?!", yelled everypony except the guard.

"Andy, are you thinking what I'm thinking?", asked Nick.

"Tran", he replied. Andy's rain cloud, which was still above his head, exploded in a magical fashion.

Everybody walked out of the castle and to the courtyard. Once in the courtyard, they approached where their beloved friend was buried. The twelve of them looked at the cemetery plot where Tran was buried. It was a large gaping hole in the ground. In the hole was a large destroyed casket.

"SHIT, THOSE CHANGELINGS PROBABLY WANTED TRAN'S WEAPONS!", yelled Ike.

"SHIT!! This is bad. This is very bad", said Andy who regained his raincloud.

"Tran's weapons are same as ours. They may be able to win this war now", said Ike.

Out of nowhere, a unicorn guard appeared and was carrying a scroll in his mouth. “PRINCESSES, a large disturbance has came from Ponyville."

"What is happening in Ponyville?", asked Twilight.

"We don't know. All we know is that there are several fires and explosions appearing in Ponyville."

"Oh no", said Celestia.

Meanwhile In Ponyville

"FALL BACK!!!", yelled a changeling.

"HELP!!", yelled another changeling.

"HOL- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH", started another changeling before being roasted alive.

Back In Canterlot

"Subjects, I fear that Ponyville is being attacked by a dragon", yelled Celestia.

"Are you sure?", said Fluttershy.

"Yes, there are several fires and explosions that dragons are only capable of. We must wait for the slaughtering of Ponyville to stop before we go there."

"Slaughtering?", asked Ike."There is no way it could be that bad."

"Ike, dragons here are fifty times our size", said Nick.

"Shit. Those changelings are dead."

Four Hours Later

The twelve of them, not including some guards, started making their way towards Ponyville. Once in Ponyville, there were thousands of changeling bodies littering the ground, burned and mutilated. However, some of the changeling bodies had bullet holes.

"What in the hell?", said Ike.

"These bodies have bullet holes. This means there is someone with a gun", said Nick.

"This is bad. Very bad. If someone has a gun here, then there will be several deaths", said Andy.

"Who would shoot everything in sight?", said Celestia.

"I don't know. Whoever it is, we must apprehend them", said Twilight. Suddenly, Andy's rain cloud, which was above his head, exploded, not in a magical explosion, but a normal explosion. Then a loud boom resounded and a changeling in the air exploded in a green shower of blood.

"That was a gunshot from a Barrett", said Ike. *SNAP*. What had appeared was a near six foot tall biped creature eating a changeling head, holding a cup of chocolate milk, and covered in changeling blood and body parts.

"Hi guys. How have you been, you know with my death?", Tran asked.

Tran's Point Of View Four Hours Ago

'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I thought I was dead. Eh. Oh well. Now I'm alive. Why do I feel like I am pissed and super focused? Eh. That could come handy later", I thought while popping several of my joints and bones.'Hey, I still have all my weapons. That was nice of my friends to obey my death wish.' Out of nowhere, Discord appeared, drinking a cup of chocolate milk. “Hi Discord."

"Hello Tran. Might I ask you how you are still alive today?", he asked.

"I don't know. Well, now I can cause that chaos you wanted me to do."

"Oooooooh. That sounds like something I like."

"Eeyup. Has anything happened since I died?"

"Nothing much. You were transported from the Crystal Empire. Then you were buried. OH! and Ponyville was invaded by changelings."

"There is a reason I would be gladly pissed about. YOINK", I said while stealing his glass of chocolate milk.

"HEY THAT'S MINE!!!"

"I'M CAUSING CHAOS AREN'T I!?! PEACE!!", I said while teleporting to Ponyville.

Once in Ponyville, I saw changelings everywhere. *SNAP* I looked around and I saw the changelings were attacking and herding everypony. Then I saw the straw that broke the camel's back. It was the CMCs being whipped to get them to get heard them into a cage. “That is the last straw." *SNAP* All of my guns started to float in the air.  I would be using magic instead of physically using my guns.

The M4a1 started to fire, shooting the grenade first which attracted the other changelings in the town. All of my other guns fired at changelings, as if they were active sentry guns. Also the guns were magically reloading on their own. Thirty black tendrils busted out of the ground and impaled several changelings. On each tendril, an average of ten changelings were impaled. The changelings impaled on the magical tendrils were somehow still moving even after being impaled with something the size of the average human arm. The flamethrower turned and roasted the changelings, turning them into fried shishkababs.

The next order of business was to free the ponies. *SNAP* Every cage and shackle that held ponies spontaneously burst into flames, without harming anypony. Anypony that was outside quickly ran inside to avoid the bloodshed that was being done by a certain crazed angry Asian.

I continued the slaughtering of the changelings without any interruption. All the dead, gore, and blood would just motivate me to kill more. It was one of those rare times where I just got angry and let my demented side out. With all the pent up anger that gathered up from surviving the zombie apocalypse for a year seemed to have been relieved. All that holding back made it more pent up and angry. Every day I was causing death and pain to others, which just angered me even more. Just about anything angered me, but I held it back. All that calming down would just hold it back temporarily until this faithful day. Nothing would be able to stop me.

Then there were several armors. My guns, except for the Barrett rifle, that seemed to have minds of their own, started to shoot the armored ponies, but alas, the guns didn't even to harm or make them flinch. To counter their armor, I picked them up with magic and began a torture technique I always wanted to try. I magically made a large grinding wheel and I began to saw down their armor. I began at the limbs and slowly grinded them down to nubs to stumps to missing limbs. Then I began to grind down their bodies, making them bleed out and die, but I wouldn't let them die, they would just get magically revived so they could relieve the pain. All the screams became music to me, increasing my blood lust. After sanding down most of their bodies, I let them lived, immovable on the ground, screaming in pain for death as body less stumps.

I took out my tomahawk and beheaded a changeling that was burned to death from the flamethrower and bit into it. The taste of the cooked changeling reminded me of the taste of grasshoppers from the cuisine of my parent's cooking or my heritage's foods. This snack was not enough for me. I grabbed two more heads. Several changelings saw that I was eating their comrades and ran away in terror, only to be stopped by a large force field that surrounded the town. The changelings that were trying to break the force field down were only shot down by the Barrett in my hands. The bullets went cleanly through their bodies and pinged off my force field.

Any changeling that were fortunate to die quickly from a bullet wound lay on the ground mutilated. Any changeling that were killed by the flamethrower, were on the ground still on fire, releasing a pungent smell. Any changeling that was killed directly by me, died a painful, slow death with their body parts decorated around the town. I looked around to check for my carnage and saw everything. Blood lust gone, I began to magically remove the bodies and sling my guns back on my back. I looked around the sky and saw one lone changeling trying to fly away in the distance. I unslung my Barrett and lined up the sights. 'Distance, 900 yards. Wind speed, thirteen miles west. Humidity, three percent. Bullets, common ball ammo. Rifle, Barrett M82. Corealis effect, none. Bullet spin, medium-minor.' I took in a breath and released part of it out. *BOOM* The .50 cal. bullet traveled through the air in slow motion, arcing it's path into the changeling’s chest. The bullet did its job as it penetrated it's chest , made the changeling explode due to a high temporal cavity, and impact a cloud behind it, making the cloud explode.

A temporal cavity determines how much stopping power a bullet has. The larger a temporal cavity, the more power. A temporal cavity is determined by shooting a special type of clay with a gun that has to be determined how much power it has. A temporal cavity is when a bullet enters a target or body and how much of a hole it causes to expand and close up. However, a .50 cal. bullet causes such a large temporal cavity that the hole is larger than the body itself, making the body split in half or in a changeling’s case, explode. To compare temporal cavity with something, imagine dropping a rock into a puddle and watching the waves expand. Bullets act the same way with bodies because any human or animal body is mainly composed of water. For the human body, it is two parts water. Yes, your body is about 70% water for you readers that don't already know.

I started hearing familiar voices and looked around and saw some familiar faces. *SNAP* I had teleported ten feet in front of them. "Hi guys. How have you been, you know with my death?", I asked.

"TRAN!?!?!?!", all of them screamed except Discord who was standing next to them.

"Yes?"

"You are supposed to be dead. DEAD!!!", Ike said.

"And?"

"You died", said Nick.

"And?"

"YOU'RE ALIVE!!!", said Andy.

"And?"

"GIVE ME MY CHOCOLATE MILK BACK!!", yelled Discord.

"And?"

"How are you alive?", asked Twilight.

"And?"

"YAY! I can still get you to like cupcakes", said Pinkie Pie.

"And?"

"This is unlike anything I've seen before", said Celestia.

"And?"

"Thou is still alive", said Luna.

"And?"

"How are yah still alive?", said Applejack.

"And?"

"I am glad you are still alive Tran", said Rarity.

"And?"

"YES, TRANS ALIVE!! You can still teach me to fight right?", asked Rainbow Dash.

"And?"

"Yay. You are still alive", said Fluttershy quietly.

"And?"

"STOP WITH THE ANDS!!!!", yelled everyone.

"And?" With that word exiting my lips, everyone glared at me with a deep hatred. “Fine I'll stop saying and so much. Before you ask anything. I am still alive because I did not die in the first place. I put myself into a magical coma that was slowly healing me. Pinkie Pie, don't make a party for the fact that I am still alive and NO I will never like cupcakes. Rainbow Dash, I can still teach you after we purge the changelings from Equestria. Discord, here is your chocolate milk. Celestia, before you ask what I am eating, it is a roasted changeling’s head", I said while biting into the changeling’s head and giving Discord's chocolate milk back.

"How did you know I was going to ask that? WAIT YOU'RE EATING WHAT?!?!?", yelled Celestia.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!", everyone yelled.

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH", everyone moaned.

"Wait, WAIT YOU'RE EATING WHAT?!?!?", yelled out Twilight. I held up the roasted head and bit into it and everyone vomited, including my friends even after witnessing the gore of the zombie apocalypse. After vomiting, Twilight asked me, "Why are you eating a changeling head?"

"It tastes good", I said while magically making the last of the changeling bodies disappear. “EVERYONE CAN COME OUT NOW! THE CHANGLINGS ARE GONE!!" With that, everyone stopped hiding in their homes and looked around, seeing nothing wrong with the environment. Due to the fact that they hid from the combat and slaughter nobody saw the horrors I committed.

"HOW CAN IT TASTE GOOD?!?!?!"

"It taste like grasshoppers."

"GRASSHOPPERS!?!? WHO EATS GRASSHOPPERS!?!?"

"I'm an Asian. The only thing that has legs that an Asian doesn't eat is a chair. And then there are edible chairs. The reason behind that is the continent Asians are from is Asia and in Asia, there is a low amount of normal food so people try to find other things that are edible. After lots of experimenting, there are lots of known edible things that aren't thought to be edible, like there are several edible trees."

"That is genius yet revolting", said Rarity.

"Don't knock it til yah try it."

"Will yah stop eatin' that, ahm gettin' sick just lookin' at it", said Applejack.

"NO! It reminds me of something my grandparents would eat. Plus, magical comas gives you an incredibly high metabolism. My metabolism is already too high."

"It can't be as bad as mine", said Pinkie Pie.

"I eat five or six meals a day and I am still losing weight. Before you ask how it was possible I ate this much in a world where you had to survive and kill every day, we had a high food stock."

"How did you know? Oh horse apples", said Twilight.

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!! Now Celestia, what do you want to ask me?"

"How did you erm I mean, what happened here? There was a changeling invasion and there are no changelings here."

"Well, after waking up from my magical coma, I saw Discord here and asked him some questions. He told me how Ponyville was being invaded and I went to the said town. After going to Ponyville, I saw some things that made me get angry."

"YOU GOT ANGRY!?!?!?!?", yelled out my friends.

"Why is it so special that he got angry?", asked Rainbow Dash. “So somepony got angry. Everypony gets angry every once in a while."

"Not Tran. He rarely gets angry. One time he got angry at his brother one time before the apocalypse and he threw him through a window. Other than that, he got angry once during the zombie apocalypse", said Ike. "Tran has to control his anger."

"And what is so special about the fact that he got angry once?", asked Fluttershy. “I got angry before and I didn't do that much."

"You got angry at some animals during the Grand Galloping Gala some time ago and you accidentally got the animals into the dance hall of Canterlot Castle", I said.

"How did you know?", asked Fluttershy. Everyone looked at me and waited for a response, but they heard nothing.

"You didn't say I know everything this time", said Pinkie Pie.

What they didn't know was I had taken Andy's megaphone from his backpack without him noticing. I help it up and looked at my friends. All three of them had the OH SHIT face and covered their ears. The megaphone Andy had was one of the big megaphones that would make anyone within a mile of the megaphone go deaf. I cleared my throat and yelled, “I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" into the megaphone. Everyone, including my friends, had been blown back severely. All glass that was within a block of me had broken also, minus my glasses which I enchanted to be extremely durable.

After several minutes of recovery time and everyone rubbing their ears. They tried to slap me but I saw it coming and stopped them from slapping me. After an unknown amount of dodging several slaps and attempted attacks form my friends and pony friends, they stopped trying and settled down.

"Now that your done trying to do that, Nick say what you want to say". I said while handing Andy's megaphone back to him.

" I was going to say what happened the last time that Tran got angry. The last time Tran got angry, he went on a killing spree against a camp of several survivors. What he did was he destroyed the entire camp and everything in it."

"Why would thee do such a thing to thou's own kind?", asked Luna.

"I did it because that camp went against my code", I said.

"What?", asked Celestia.

"My code. I live by a code of ethics that I do not break no matter what."

"What are they?", asked Twilight.

"I am not going to tell you."

"Why not?"

"I don't want to."

"Why?"

"Because I don't want to."

"But that isn't a good reason."

"Yes it is."

"Twilight just don't argue with him. He's Tran. He never is normal or sane or logical or makes sense. We just say, he's Tran", said Nick.

"Like we say Pinkie Pie is just Pinkie Pie?", asked Twilight.

"Eeyup", I said.

"Tran are yah gonna keep on copyin' Big Mac?", asked Applejack.

"Eeyup. I've always said eeyup. I never got it from Big Mac. Eeyup is one of my words that I say often. back to what I was saying. I destroyed the camp of survivors because they broke my code. What they did was they killed innocent people. They would kill anyone old, sick, or too young. They believed in survival of the fittest. Anyone they didn't see fit, they killed. No chance of survival, they just killed you. No matter who you are. If you were twelve, killed. Pregnant, killed. Forty years old, killed. Flu, killed. They believed in survival of the fittest. In all, I killed twenty-two people. Sixteen by blade and the rest by bullets to the head. After killing them, I went on a zombie killing spree. You know how many zombies I killed? 379. THREE HUNDRED SEVENTY-NINE. They broke part of my code saying that the innocent, you leave alone. NEVER break my code or I will unleash my wrath on you."

"I'm afraid to ask what you did to those changelings", said Twilight.

"Ask them yourself", I said while holding up the changeling head I was eating.

"Killllll meeeeeee", the head said in a raspy voice.

"OH MY CELESTIA!", said Twilight. Everypony had started vomiting again.

"What did you do to him Tran?", said Nick.

"You piss me off, you suffer. I only magically made a large grinding wheel and used it to saw down several changeling’s limbs and bodies until they were stumps that were kept alive with magic so they could suffer until I decided they should die", I said while biting into the changeling’s head.

Everyone was looking at me with horror on their eyes while I was eating the changeling’s head. “That is evil", said Celestia.

"I am not evil. I am demented, crazy, violent, and insane but I am not evil."

"But you tortured those changelings til they died", said Applejack.

"Well you don't hurt children. Children are innocent because they have not been shown the horrors of the world. The innocent do not deserve punishment."

"Thou is speaking the truth", said Luna.

"Luna learn modern language lessons for the love of god. Now next order of business, we need to discuss where we are living in Ponyville."

"Ah can house some of yah in our barn", said Applejack.

"I have an empty basement and a guest bedroom", said Twilight.

"Ah can probably handle someone in my boutique", said Rarity.

"No need Rarity. Andy and Ike, you sleep with Twilight. Nick, you go with Applejack. Rarity, I don't need sleep. One more order of business. Lulu and Tia, should we show them our new pony forms?"

"How did you know me and my sister's nicknames?", Celestia asked. “OH HAY!!!"

*SNAP* I turned the four of us back into our alicorn forms. With the royal Canterlot voice, I yelled, “I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!" The force of that yell had blown back everyone, yet again.

"WHY TRAN!?!?!?!?!", yelled everyone.

"Because I'm Tran."

"One more order of business, can we perform a medical scan on you Tran?", said Celestia. “We need to see how much you've been hurt or injured."

"Of course you can."

"Good, we just need you to take off your clothes."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Fine." I began to take off everything I had on. My assassin's robe, my vest for the robe, my BDU jacket, my fleece jacket, my polo, my pants for robe, and my BDU jacket. Everything was off of me, excluding my boxers. I stood up on my hind legs, revealing the scar tissue located on my chest. “How are you guys liking my alicorn body?"

"What have you been through you poor thing?", said Fluttershy.

"Tran, how did this type of things happen to you?", asked Celestia.

"I can't fathom going through that", said Rarity.

"What did you do to get those?", asked Twilight.

"Those scars look awesome but painful", said Rainbow Dash.

"Ah don't even wanna ask", said Applejack.

Instead of saying anything, Pinkie Pie just stared at me. What caught my attention was the fact that her mane had flattened. 'Pinkamena Diane Pie time.'

"Me being an alicorn doesn’t surprise you?"

"it surprises us. What surprises us more is the scaring on your body and you say you are sixteen years old", said Twilight. The guards that accompanied the escort had walked over and saw my body and the scars.

"Dear Celestia", said a guard.

"Ponies stop staring at my scars, it is annoy-ACHK", I said before coughing horribly. From my coughs were blood. And lots of it.

"Tran, your injured", said Celestia.

"I'm fine. Remember when I told you about my magic coma. The coma was slowly healing me, but I am not fully healed. My lungs are still damaged for a little while. “Just perform the scan and then I will explain the scaring." Celestia's horn lit up and a gold beam pulsed across my body, similar to a barcode scanner, until Celestia stopped and looked at me.

"This is odd, you have the damaged lungs like you said but there are several other things wrong with your body", Celestia said.

"I know, I have minor carpal tunnel so my hooves are affected, I have minor arthritis so my wings are affected, I have problems with my muscles, my joints are damaged from constant walking, and my heart is not in good condition either. Anything else you are going to tell me?"

"Yes, your entire skeletal structure is made up of the same material as unicorn horns."

"Say what?"

"I said your skel-."

"I know. I heard you. Anything else?"

"Yes, that and you are missing your hooves."

"Oh I kinda knew about that."

"How can you be missing your hooves? ITS YOUR HOOVES! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET A HOOFICURE!?!?!?", said Rarity.

"I won't. Plus, my missing hooves are my fault."

"How come you're missing hooves?", asked Celestia.

"I kinda forcibly removed them." Everypony looked at me with a look of horror and disgust. “What?"

"YOU REMOVED YOUR HOOVES?!?!??!", yelled Rarity.

"Yeeeeees I just forcibly tore them out."

"Why!?!?"

"I wanted to. Also it hurt a little."

"A little?!?!? It should have hurt a lot!"

"And? I can ignore pain. It is not that hard."

"But what sane pony tears out their hooves?"

"Me. Do you really think I'm sane?"

"Good point."

"Can you three do the same thing as Tran too?", said Celestia. My friends had taken off their clothes as I did, buuuuuuuuuuuuut they were different. The three of them did not have scar tissue like I did. Everypony had looked at them, then me, then them, then me, then them, them me, then them, then me.

This went on for a minute or too until Celestia broke the silence. “Why isn't your friends like you?"

"I didn't explain why I have this much scar tissue. Most of these were gained during the survival of the zombie apocalypse. Before you ask why they don't have scars like me, I was their leader. I usually lead attacks and went in the front and killed the most and fought the most. Since I was in front, usually I was targeted first. However, some of these scars were gained before the zombies happened. I usually liked dangerous things. I often did dangerous things. When I was only eight, I had two of my fingers crushed, torn off, and then reattached. Before you ask, a finger is one of those miniature hands on the end of my arm when I was a human. A lot of things had happened to me. Most of these scars were injuries inflicted by others trying to kill  or steal from us. Our world was not for the weak minded."

"Wow", said Rainbow Dash.

"Eeyup", which made everyone burst into laughter. “Even though I have been through so much, I have a will to live on. Even what happens to me, I will keep on going. I may be insane, crazed, violent, and demented but there are things I am not. I am not evil. I will not steal unless for a viable reason. I will live on. I am like this because it is just me. I live by a different set of rules and ways that everyone else lives by. I call it my code. No one ever fully knows my code. You guys may only know bits and pieces of it. I won't break my code and you shouldn't either."

"How do we not do something if we don't know what it is?", asked Celestia.

"Simple, my code are a list of rules and morals I live by. None of the morals and rules are evil in nature. All of them are good in nature and is something a true good person would do. For example, one of the codes is never use cheap shots. If you use cheap shots in fighting, you would not be respected and most likely be targeted first. If you are making something and you go the easy way out and use cheap materials or make it poor quality, would it last very long? My code restricts things a truly good person would never do. That is how you don't break it."

"That is genius and philosophical."

"Yeah, living in a world of constant death made me like that. Now, you needed to scan my friends to check for any problems?"

"Oh yeah." My friends had lit up like I did earlier.

"Before you say something Celestia, Nick has some problems with his leg's knee, Andy has heart problems, and Ike is, actually he's the only normal one of us."

"Hmmmmmmm, you're right Tran. Also you three have the same skeletons as Tran."

"I wonder how our skeletal structure was changed, they should only be made of bone."

"That is just it, your bones aren't normal bones, and they don't even have a trace of calcium in them."

"That shouldn't be even possible. This could be bad for our bodies."

"Actually, unicorn horns are entirely made up of several minerals and vitamins. They are also stronger than  normal bones."

"So having a skeletal structure entirely of unicorn horns is good?"

"Yes, actually."

"Huh."

"Tran, one more question, you said you had several problems with your body, why don't you treat it?"

"Because I couldn't treat it back where we are from. I just had to suffer with it every day. My arthritis stiffened my hands and made them painful to use after a while. Since I don't have hands, the arthritis went to my wings. My carpal tunnel made moving parts of my wrist hurt, which is now part of my leg. My heart problems don't allow me to get too active. My muscles are constantly sore and several parts of my legs get sore and pained easily. I just have to live with it."

"We can fix it for thee", aid Luna.

"It's fine. I have gotten so used to living with it, that it has become part of my life. If you were remove part of my life, then something disastrous could happen. Just leave me be."

"Wouldn't having these malformations in your body affect your life?", asked Celestia.

"Don't worry, I have grown accustomed to it. Don't worry about how long I'll live. I will live pretty long. Asians are known for being able to live for a long time. Even with carpal tunnel, arthritis, diabetes, heart problems, and many other problems, my ancestors have been able to live up to their high eighties or low nineties."

"How does that make sense?", asked Twilight.

"That's just it, it doesn't. Now, since it is late, let us redress and get to sleep. Whenever we are in public, keep your wings hidden", I said while putting my clothes back on. For some reason, every time we turned into ponies, all of our clothes was ponied. There were even holes in the back for my wings. My steel toed boots had turned into steel horseshoes. But still, all of my weapons stayed in their current forms. Meaning, that I would not be able to use my firearms.

I started to walk off into the distance with my wings hidden under my clothes. I kept on walking, surveying the land for any good areas to make a home. Or in my case a bunker. I walked for about three hours until I walked towards the edge of the Everfree forest. I looked around for any sign of civilization and saw nothing. I had started to dig a hole with my magic as I was still in pony form so I won't be able to do anything by hoof. Then I realized something, I could still pick things up with my hooves. I then noticed I didn't have any hooves.'Damn it, why did I tear out my hooves when I was in Canterlot.' I started to perform a spell and focused it on the ends of my legs.*SHINK* New hooves reappear on my legs. Fortunately I had new hooves now. Unfortunately, I instantly grew hooves that forced its way out of my legs. A normal being would currently be writhing in pain on the ground now due to the massive bleeding and pain from instantly growing hooves, buuuuuuuuut I just stared at my hooves, watching them bleed. I took out gauze and began to wrap my hooves and after wrapping them with the gauze, I took out some white cloth and wrapped each end of my hooves, to hide the gauze and blood if it bled enough. With the clothe wrapped around my hooves and the amount of clothing I was wearing, only small parts of my face was visible. If I wore my gas mask, which was hanging around my neck with my lanyard, none of my fur would be visible. I continued to dig with a shovel being held in my magic until I realized I had the magic prowess of Luna, Celestia, and Discord combined.

I just zapped the ground with my magic and a large void appeared in the ground. I then started to made a small bunker, fortifying the sides of the hole in the ground by turning it into steel. an unknown amount of time had passed and I had made a large bunker built into the ground with magic. The entrance was the only visible part of it, it resembling a cellar door except it was entirely made of steel. I magically summoned the deuce and I unloaded all the ammo, gear, weapons, and explosives into one of the four floors of the bunker. One floor would be the living arrangements. The second would hold food storage and dining area. The third would hold entertainment such as a pool, a Ping-Pong table, a shooting range, a restroom, a workshop, and many other things. The last floor was the armory. All in all, I had made a large underground mansion. I went outside of the bunker and looked at my work. I noticed how the six inch steel doors shone out and stuck out like an orange in Sweet Apple Acres. I zapped the door with my magic and camouflaged the door. I then made a large stone garage for the deuce.

I covered the bunker door with a mound of dirt and grass and left. I looked around and saw that it was morning already. I took the keys out of the deuce after parking it inside the garage. I walked off into the town towards Twilight's library home. I entered the library and a bell fixed above the door alerted everyone inside of my presence. “Welcome to Golden Oaks Library, Can I help you find a book? Oh, hi Tran."

"Hi Twilight, I'm just checking up on my friends."

"Oh, Andy's in the basement and Ike is on the third floor."

"Thanks." I walked into the basement of the library and saw Andy in the corner. “What are you doing?"

"I'm studying something."

"What?"

"Something important."

"It can't be that important."

"Yes it is."

"What is it then?" I walked over to Andy and looked at what he was studying. He was holding up a quill. “How can that be important?"

"It is the fact that I am holding it."

"And?"

"How am I holding it?"

"Magic."

"I know but it is still very strange."

"Andy, just leave it be."

"NO! Also, if I am using magic to hold this, then shouldn't it be exploding like how I always use a spell?"

"Wow, you're right. That scares me with you being right."

I walked out of the basement and onto the third floor. Ike was still sleeping. I used a spell and a bucket of ice water appeared above him. Slowly, the bucket tipped until............ *SPLASH*

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!?!?!?!?!?!", said Ike.

"Wake, wakey, eggs and bakey", I said while the bucket disappeared.

"WHY TRAN!?!?!"

"You needed to wake up."

"WHY ICE WATER!?!?!?"

"Because I'm Tran. PEACE!!" I walked out of the library and over to Sugar Cube Corner. I went inside the store and looked around. I was tackled by a fast moving blur that I realized was Pinkie Pie. "Hi Pinkie Pie."

"Hi Tran. Are you here for a cupcake? A cake? A pie? Ice-cream? Candy?"

"Pinkie Pie, I just want three muffins."

"Okie dokie Lokie. That will be ten bits."

I handed the bits needed to pay her and the money that I borrowed from her. I walked outside and I began to munch on one. I heard some rustling behind me and I realized it came from a bush. I walked behind the bush and saw a certain wall eyed grey pegasus. “Hi Derpy. How come you're following me?"

"How did you know my nickname?"

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! Also, your real name is Ditzy Hooves."

"How do you know my name?"

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!"

"No you don't. Nobody can really know everything because the average brain cannot contain that much memory."

"I knew it."

"What?"

"That you were smart."

"FINALLY!!! Somepony that believes that I'm not a clumsy idiot."

"Let me guess, others think you are not smart because of your eyes."

"How did you know?"

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!"

"No you don't."

"I know. It is just something I say to mess with others. Don't tell anyone, Derpy."

"I don't know, can I have one of those muffins then?"

"Sure. I have three. Derpy, just how smart are you?"

"Just call me Doctor Derpy."

"Ah. If you are so smart, why don't you have a better job than a mailmare?"

"How did you know about my job? Also, people don't want to hire me because of my eyes."

"Ditzy, I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!"

"Do you always do that?"

"Yes. My name is Tran."

"Nice to meet you Tran."

"Nice to meet you too Derpy. I have one question for you. Why did you bounce on that thundercloud above the town hall and nearly destroy the town hall?"

"Even though I am highly intelligent, I enjoy fun things from now and then."

"Me too Derpy. Everyone does. Well I got to retake the city of Cloudsdale now."

"Bye Tran, I hope we meet again."

With that, I spread my wings and heard a jaw hitting the floor from Derpy before I flew off. Apparently alicorns are rare and amazing to see. I flew towards the vicinity of Cloudsdale and saw a town made out of clouds occupied my pegasi and unfortunately changelings. I stopped midair and performed a spell on myself. I casted another spell on my hooves and it turned into hands. After the spell, I started to fly towards the cloud city again.

"Hello changeling, what is your hive and drone number?", asked a changeling. There were several changelings accompanying him. By now, I was an eighth of a mile away from the city now.

"It is Colt Army and the drone number is five point five six."

"What hive is Colt Army?"

"This", I said while shooting him and the other changelings in the face. I took out my tomahawk and chopped one of their heads off before one of them fell to the ground and began eating it. I started to fly again until I reached the city while eating the city. For those of you who do not know what the spell did, the spell changed my appearance and size into that of a normal changeling. It also hid all of my clothes and armor. I flew into the city and onto an unguarded building.

I deployed my Barrett on a cloud house and began to look around. What I saw was enslavement. Every pony was basically a slave and a food source for the changelings. Every pegasi was restrained from flying because of a large band around their body, similar to how lobsters claws are bound. Just about every pony was herded into a building, most likely a prisoner camp or prison. I continued to look around until I was interrupted by a changeling patrol.

"What are you doing here drone? Shouldn't you be on a patrol?", asked a changeling.

"No, I don't have to be on patrol, I am doing some important work."

"What are you doing and what is that?", asked another changeling pointing to my Barrett.

"This is a M82 Barrett .50 caliber round. It is capable of piercing through a couple inches of armored metal. It can kill anything. My job is to recapture this city for the Equestrians."

Several laughs came from the patrol until one of them said, “That’s a good joke brother."

"Which one of you is the leader?"

"Me", said a changeling armored differently than the others. I unslung my M4a1 and shot all of them except for the leader. The leader, I shot him once in each leg and wing.

"Now before you die, who is in charge of this garrison of changelings in charge of controlling this city?"

"I will never speak to traitorous scum like you?

"Ok", I said while pulling out my pliers.

"What's that for?" he asked with a scared voice.

"Torture. My kind of torture", I said while emphasizing the last word. I gagged his mouth and with the pliers, I slowly ripped tore out peeves of his nerve tissue. ‘Thank god for Twilight's books on Equestrian creatures and their anatomies.' The changeling was writhing and screaming through the gag while he was being tortured. This only motivated me to continue. I stopped and took out the gag. “Now who and where is the leader?"

"He's at the town hall", the changeling said while crying.

"Good", I said while shooting him in the head with my 1911. The loud gunshot had attracted several changelings but were killed by my M4a1. Unfortunately, it was silenced so it would not be heard by others. I unscrewed the silencer off of the end of the barrel and started my slaughter. “De oppresso liber." Gunshots sounded as changelings fell from the sky. Every changeling that attempted to subdue me but fell to my guns. I took out the changeling head I had and started to eat it.'Hmmmmmmm grasshoppery.' I continued to kill every changeling and walk into the city. Every changeling that was present in the city lunged at me. Every changeling died. I remembered the ponies and went to the prison.

Inside the prison were pegasi in cages. I walked up to one of the cages while shooting at advancing changelings. Upon arrival of the cages, the pegasi cowered inside. I performed a spell and my appearance and clothes went back to their previous position. I extended my wings and everypony looked in awe.

"ITS PRINCESS CELESTIA AND SHE'S HERE TO SAVE US!!!!", yelled out a pony. I don't look like Celestia, right?

Hundreds of cheers rang out around the camp. I went to each of the cages and shot each lock with my desert eagle. I went to each pegasi and sliced each of their bands. Turns out they were rubber bands.

"Word of advice, I'm not Princess Celestia. Princess Celestia has a multicolored mane and one more thing. I'M A GUY YOU TANG NGU(Dumbass[Vietnamese])!!!"

"But you are an alicorn."

"AND!??!?!?! I'm an alicorn. There are four new alicorns in Equestria. I'm the killy one", I said while biting into the changeling head. “Before you ask what I'm eating, it is a changeling’s head. Yes I am eating them. I eat meat" I said while receiving lots of vomiting from the pegasi. I continued to kill every changeling as several pegasi stole weapons and armor from the dead changelings and helped in the fighting.

I flew over to a large building that was the town hall. I shot the M203 at the entrance of the door and I watched as a 40X46MM high explosive fragmentation grenade destroyed the door and anyone behind it. I reloaded the M203 and walked inside the town hall. Inside were several dead changelings and living armors. I shot the grenade from my M203 again and killed half of them. I dropped the M4a1 and unslung my AA-12, which was loaded with frag 12 rounds, and blew up the rest of the changelings. I picked up my M4a1 and reloaded my AA-12, M4a1, and my M203 and continued through the town hall. I had reached one room that was filled with several normal changelings and a very soon to be dead Queen Chrysalis.

"Hello Queen Chrysalis." I shot all of the changelings except for the last queen, who was shot in each leg and wing. “Now, I want you to pull the changelings out of Equestria or you will die."

"I am not Queen Chrysalis."

"Say wut?"

"I am Queen Meta you fool. There's more than one of us. Five actually."

"Wait, you're saying that there are more than one changeling hive involved in this war? This is bad."

"I'm sorry, I was just helping a fellow family member."

"I will let you live if you pull your own hive out and try to pull other hives out. Remember that there are three others of me. Imagine if I brought my other alicorn friends or the princesses. If you decide to leave, fly out before several pegasi try to kill you."

"Fine", the Meta said while flying out of the town hall. I walked outside of the town hall and saw changeling bodies. I walked over to another changeling and chopped off its head and began to eat it. Around the city was several pegasi looking at me standing atop the town hall.

"CITIZENS OF CLOUDSDALE!!! YOU ARE FREE FROM THE CHANGELING'S RULE!!!" Every pegasi present in the city started to cheer. Several pegasi took picture of a certain Asian Alicorn. I started to fly off and were followed by several pegasi. “What do you ponies need?"

"Can you stay with our city and protect us?"

"No, I have to recapture the other Equestrian cities. You can call me Tran or the Crazed Asian."

"How did you know what I was going to ask?"

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! PEACE!!!" I yelled out as I flew off into the distance, faster than the other pegasi, towards Canterlot. I flew towards the castle and over the walls.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!"

"SHUT UP ALREADY, I'M TRAN!!!" I went into the town and towards the throne room and saw the Luna and Celestia on their thrones.

"Hello Tran, what do you need?", asked Celestia.

"One, I recaptured Cloudsdale from changeling rule and two, I still want Luna to take some modern language lessons."

"YOU RECAPTURED CLOUDSDALE?!?!? It's only 2 P.M!"

"So I recaptured a major city by myself. So it only took me seven hours. I'm Tran. PEACE!!!" I started to fly towards Ponyville when I noticed several storm clouds covering Ponyville. I looked around and saw several pegasi, including Rainbow Dash, scrambling around, trying to get rid of the clouds. I flew over to Rainbow Dash and asked her, “What’s going on?"

"For some reason, a bunch of storm clouds appeared everywhere. EVERYWHERE!!", said Rainbow Dash.

"It might be related to the fact that I liberated the city of Cloudsdale from changeling rule."

"THAT WAS YOU?!?!?"

"Yes and only me. Now do you need help?"

"YES!! HELP US GET RID OF THESE STORM CLOUDS!", yelled out Rainbow Dash.

"There's no need to yell." I remembered about yesterday when I shot a cloud with a bullet and it exploded as if it was kicked by a pegasi. I pulled out my M4a1 and flew up in the center of the storm. I began to shoot in every direction, making every cloud explode in a shower of water and lightning until I noticed that the suppressor was still unattached to the barrel and that several pegasi were covering their ears. Riiiiiiiiiiight guns are loud. I wonder why the ponies are so unused to gunshots?' I took out the suppressor and screwed it back onto the barrel. I continued my barrage of bullets, carefully not shooting the pegasi, until there were no clouds left.

"I need to get me one of those", said Rainbow Dash.

"NO!!! This is a tool of death. I just happened to use it to get rid of clouds. Even if they did exist in Equestria, then it would be very expensive. It would probably be in the 12000 bit area."

"I still want to get me one of those."

"Well, I'm off to Ponyville my friend."

"DON'T FORGET TO TEACH ME HOW TO FIGHT!", yelled out Rainbow Dash.

I flew towards the quaint little town and landed in an apple tree, not crashed but landed. I walked on my hind legs, making me stand higher than the trees. I looked around and noticed some trees shaking. ‘Bingo.' I walked over to the area and saw Big Mac bucking trees. I walked up to him on all four legs and he bowed down to me."Big Mac."

"Yes yer highness?"

"I'm not Celestia."

He looked up and looked at me and said, “Yahr ah white alicorn. Aren't yah Celestia?"

"Who do I sound like?"

He thought for a while until, “TRAN?!!?"

"Eeyup. Imma alicorn. I am also a human so eeyup."

"Yah look so much like Celestia."

"Eeyup. Where's your sister?"

"On the other side of dah field."

"PEACE!", I said while walking off again. After a few minutes, I saw Applebloom and Applejack in the distance. I took off all of my clothes and weapons and hung them onto an apple tree. I snuck over to them and casted a spell. The spell I casted had changed my mane color, my cutie mark, and my voice. “Hello my little ponies", I said in Celestia's voice."

"PRINCESS CELESTIA!?!?!", yelled out both of them before they bowed.

"You may rise. I must ask you two a question. My loyal subject, Applejack, do you know how Tran knows so much."

"Ah don't know. How does he know so much?"

"That is simple my loyal subject, but before I tell you, Applebloom what are your thoughts?"

"Ah don't know. How does he know so much?"

"That is simple my dear subjects, I will tell you why", I said out while changing my appearance to that of its normal appearance. Then I teleported all my weapons and clothes back onto my body and smiled at Applejack. “I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! Don't I look a lot like Celestia?", I said in my normal voice.

"TRAN!?!?!?", yelled out Applejack.

"Wait a minute, you're Tran?", asked Applebloom.

"Eeyup."

"THAT WAS AWESOME!!", yelled Rainbow Dash.

"Hi Dashie", I said.

"Hi Tran."

"Ah. Don't I look a lot like Celestia?"

"Yes yah do", said Applejack.

"Definitely."

"Well I gotta get going. PEACE!!!" I began to walk towards town on all four legs. I  walked into town and everypony was bowing down to me.

"Ponies of Ponyville, I AM NOT CELESTIA!!! STOP BOWING TO ME!!" I unslung my Barrett and  fired the cannon with my tomahawk's handle pulling the trigger, making everypony cringe at the noise. “I am not Celestia damn it." I casted a spell on myself and made my horn invisible and made my size to that of a normal pegasus. I flew to the skies towards my home near the Everfree Forest. I was then stopped by Fluttershy.

"Your Highness, why are you going into the Everfree? It is too dangerous to go in there", she said.

"I'll be fine."

"Wait, TRAN!?!?"

"Eeyup. I am just going to my home."

"Why would you make your home in the Everfree?"

"It reminds me of home. Remember how I told you about my home? The storms and temperatures would be extreme. The highest recorded temperature ever was about 130 degrees and I lived there. The coldest temperature ever recorded was -200 degrees. The most powerful wind speed ever was about 300 miles per hour. The most rainfall ever recorded was about 70 inches in one day. The most snow ever experienced was 95 feet in one season. The biggest piece of hail that was ever recorded was the size of a bowling ball. There was one plant that would kill you in less than five minutes with poison. The most dangerous snake we had was the black mamba and it could strike and bite you more than ten times in a second and the poison would kill you in less than a few minutes. There were poisons that could kill you in seconds.  Imagine a dog being able to tear you to pieces. Pigs would eat you to pieces. There were animals that would eat you alive and gore you to bits. Our world was very dangerous to live in."

"Wow."

"Exactly, would you like to see my home I made?"

"Ok." We began to walk where I had made my home(bunker) and I just stood there. “Is this where your home is?"

"Yes."

"There is nothing around."

"Watch", I said while pulling up the trap door to the bunker. I led my way inside the bunker and into the first floor. Inside was lit by magic light bulbs.

"Wow."

"Eeyup, I made a four story mansion underground."

"FOUR STORIES?!?!?"

"Eeyup. Follow me." I began to guide and show my way inside my home. On the first floor had several rooms with beds.  On the second floor was a dining area with several magically grown edible plants and trees. On the third floor was a pool, a shooting range, a workshop with all the power tools and solar panels, which were being powered by magical light bulbs, a bathroom, a ping pong table, a track, and a bed of grass. The last floor was the armory, which Fluttershy did not liked being in. In the armory, I resupplied myself with ammo. Every room was illuminated by several magic light bulbs. I led her out of the bunker and outside. The tour through my bunker style home didn't take very long compared to normal tours of homes of others.

We then made our ways towards Fluttershy's house.  I was jumped by a rabbit."Ah. The only thing that can sneak up or surprise me, animals." The rabbit was literally jumping up and down on my head making several gestures with his paws. “What’s he saying?"

"He's trying to tell you that he wants candy."

"Here you go Angel", I said while taking out an MRE with Skittles and handing him some of the Skittles. “I should probably eat now." I ripped open the MRE and ate it.'Mmmmmm brisket.' Unfortunately, I was in pony form so my teeth was that of a pony. It took some time to eat it. While I ate, Fluttershy watched me.

"Tran, shouldn't you be eating something a pony should eat?"

"Maaaaybe, but I still like bland, tasteless food, which completely describes MREs" I said back.

"Maybe you should eat some greens?"

"Sure? Just don't make it too much empowering.", I said while handing Angel some more Skittles. After a few minutes, Fluttershy had handed me a bowl of lettuce, flowers, hay, tomato, and oats. I grabbed a fork and stabbed it into the bowl while Fluttershy watched me try the greens instead of my meaty diet. I bit one mouthful of greens and instead of its usual bitter taste, the greens actually tasted good. “This is actually... Terrible. Nah, I'm kidding, this is amazing." Her salad was pretty good. Unlike eating greens as a human, the vegetables and fruit actually had good flavor.

"Maybe you can stop eating meat?"

"Nope, still gonna eat Meat. You have to understand Fluttershy, I have lived on this for years. Imagine if you changed something you have been doing for nearly a lifetime. That is like you suddenly hating animals."

"I understand Tran. I still won't like it though."

"Well, it's your opinion. PEACE!!!" I jumped out a window.