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Staying Sane In A Peaceful World

by tranhdxrbntd

Chapter 6: Chapter 5: What Now?

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Chapter 5: What Now?

"I sense trouble sister", said Luna.

"Yes, I know Luna. The little group of humans assisting us just lost their leader and possibly greatest warrior. I can see that the chance of Equestria winning this war has been lowered dramatically", said Celestia.

Meanwhile In Ponyville

"Andy I know we just lost Tran, but we gotta stay strong. He may have been our leader, but we must fight on", said Ike.

"Let’s win this war for Tran", said Nick.

"What are we going to do next?", asked Andy.

"Well, let’s try to take over another city. The Crystal Empire was a major city, let’s take back a normal city that's close to Canterlot. How about Cloudsdale?", Nick said.

"Sure why not", said Andy.

"Andy, I know you are depressed over your brother's death. We all are. Let’s just help Equestria for him", said Ike.

"Fine", said Andy. Out of nowhere, a small raincloud appeared over Andy's head and started to pour lightly.

"Where did that come from?", asked Nick.

"I made it with my magic to represent my mood."

"You did magic?", asked Ike.

"Let’s just get ready for Cloudsdale."

Meanwhile

"Twilight what do you think is going to happen?", asked Rarity.

"I don't know. With the death of Tran, we have a smaller chance of winning this war", said Twilight.

"How can that be?", asked Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow Dash, Tran was the best of them. Remember how he managed to beat us all up, when his friends didn't even go through one of us?", said Twilight.

"WAIT! Who beat you guys up?", asked Spike.

"Tran", said Rainbow Dash.

"Who's Tran?", said Spike.

"Tran was a human that came here a few days and was goi-", said Twilight before being interrupted by Spike.

"What's a human?"

"Well a human is a bei-", Twilight said before being interrupted by Pinkie Pie.

"A human is a little monkey thing pony that stands on two legs. For some reason, Tran didn't like cupcakes or cake. I mean, how can somepony not like cupcakes or cake? THAT IS A CRIME AGAINST LIFE!!", said Pinkie Pie.

"Like I was sayi-", said Twilight.

"So who's Tran?", asked Spike.

"Like I was about to say, Tran was a human that came here a couple days ago. Somehow, he was able to beat all of us up a couple of days ago. He managed to hogtie Pinkie Pie and Applejack. He flicked me and Rarity's horns and made us all confused and dazed. He managed to knock Rainbow Dash out and he didn't do anything to Fluttershy."

"AWWWW. Where was I when this happened?"

"You were asleep."

"Oh. When I get my hands on him for hurting Rarity I'll...."

"Spike yah wouldn't be able to put a scratch on him", said Applejack.

"And why is that?", he asked back.

"Spike, he was able to singlehandedly defeat several of the best royal guard members, us, and him and his three friends stopped the changeling invasion of Canterlot and recapture the Crystal Empire. Tran was the best of their little group."

"He still doesn't sound so tough from being like a monkey or an ape."

"He killed hundreds of changelings singlehandedly and took an arrow for princess Cadance."

"He died taking an arrow for Cadance", said Rarity. “He was such a stallion too."

"He still doesn't sound tough."

"One of his friends picked up Applejack with one arm and threw her into a mud puddle", said Twilight.

"HEY! Ah resent that. He did brave a fire, saved Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, somepony's foal, and Rainbow Dash, who died, blew a hole from a house, dumped from a two story building, and brought Rainbow Dash back to life", said Applejack.

"Ok, I get it, he's a little tough.

"The worst thing about his death is that he died so young", said Fluttershy.

"How old was he?"

"Spike, he was sixteen."

"Wait, you're saying that a sixteen year old stallion was able to do all this?"

"Yes. His life was lived short and hazardous."

"How hazardous?"

"He said that every day he killed an average of forty things. The worse is he had to kill both of his parents when he was fifteen."

"I feel sorry for the stallion. Wait, what's that outside?" Spike had looked out a window.

"Those looks like... CHANGELINGS!!!"

Meanwhile At The Deuce

The three humans were gearing up for a battle they thought was going to be in Cloudsdale, but the battle was going to them. For some other reason, Andy's small raincloud above his head started to produce miniature lightning.

"Make sure you get twice as much ammo as last time, Tran isn't shooting with us", said Ike. Andy was just moping around, dragging his feet.

"Come on Andy, let’s do this for Tran", said Nick.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?!?", said Ike who was pointing at the sky.

"SHIT, IT'S THE CHANGLINGS!", said Nick.

"DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!!" yelled Andy who suddenly had a change of personality from depressed to vengeful and angry. He picked up his KRISS and fired blindly into the sky, trying to kill changelings.

"ANDY GET IN THE BACK OF THE DEUCE!!", Nick yelled. After the three went into the deuce, Nick started it up and drove to the library. He went out of the deuce and kicked down the library door."HEY!! ANYPONY IN HERE?!?" The Mane Six and Spike ran out of the library and in front of Nick.

"WHOA! WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU!?!?!?", yelled Spike.

"EVERYPONY GET IN THE BACK OF THE DEUCE!!", Nick yelled. Nick picked Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy up and set them into the back of the deuce. He went right back to get Spike, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight and saw several of the armored changelings coming his way. "SHIT IT'S THOSE FUCKING ARMORS."

"ARMORS?!?", asked Ike.

"Armored changelings", Nick said while jumping in front to the steering wheel. “EVERYPONY HANG ON!" Nick hit the gas, but the changelings were able to fly faster than the deuce. The five ton Deuce was primarily a cargo transport vehicle and this one was equipped with troop seats. This makes it an all-terrain vehicle and by all terrain, it can drive submerged in water as long as the exhaust pipe was above water. One helpful feature of this vehicle was the six wheal drive. “You armors may be bulletproof, but you can't survive getting run over by a deuce on its six wheel drive." Nick changed the truck's drive from four wheel drive to six wheel drive. Any changeling that got in front of the truck was easily ran over by the multi-ton vehicle.

Andy, who was in the back of the deuce, was shooting changelings with his vector while Ike, who was in the passenger seat, was shooting changelings with Nick's M60."WHERE ARE WE GOING!?!?!?", yelled Ike.

"CANTERLOT!! PONYVILLE IS GETTING OVERRUN, WE'VE GOT TO MOVE TO SOMEWHERE SAFER!!", yelled Nick.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?", yelled Ike. Ike pointed at a large wagon two hundred yards in front of them that seemed to be covered in metal plates. The armored wagon had several armored changelings around it.

"TAKE MY RPG!", yelled Nick. Ike gabbed the RPG-7 that was slung over Nick's back and leaned out the window and aimed.*FWOOOSH* *BOOM*

"RUN THEM OVER NOW!!!", yelled Ike.

Meanwhile In the Cargo Hold

"You ponies okay?", asked Andy who was shoot randomly out of the back.

"WHAT? AH CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BOOMS!", yelled Applejack.

Andy kept on firing into the sky with his vector. This went on for Andy until several changelings caught up with the deuce. Three changelings were able to get into the cargo carriage in the back of the deuce and took out their weapons.

"HOLY SHIT!!!!", Andy yelled. One of the changelings managed to buck Andy in the chest, which ended in him getting him knocked back into some ammo tins. It also made him drop his KRISS. Applejack attempted to buck one of them but the three changelings wore a light platemail. Twilight had managed to blast one out of the truck. One changeling managed to subdue Twilight be blasting her, plastering her onto a troop seat. Twilight tried to get herself unstuck but was struggling to do so. She tried using her magic but found herself unable to do so. She could only watch what would happen.

Andy pulled out an M9 and shot the last two changelings. In the meantime, several other changelings managed to get in the back of the Deuce. In response, Andy pulled out two M9s and fired. Unfortunately, he was already a terrible shot and he did not share the same ambidextrous trait as his currently deceased brother. “Rarity, I need you to grab me my KRISS gun right there, while I try to hold them off." Andy kept on shooting them with his M9's but alas, he had to reload. Seeing that he no longer could effectively hold them back, several changelings charged at Andy

“Oh fuck." Andy was yet again bucked in the chest by a changeling. He fell onto the ground without any decent weapons and was sprawling around. He looked for a weapon, but was stalled with dodging swipes from one changeling that had sword, locking the two in a stalemate. The other four of the Mane Six (four not five because Fluttershy wouldn't fight) were trying to fight of some of the changelings, but were losing as the changelings had superior weapons, armor, and fighting technique. It was a hopeless stalemate.

Andy kept on sprawling around on the ground, until he found one good weapon of his, his old 995 TSFG 9MM carbine. He shoulder the carbine and shot some of the changelings with 100% accuracy which was usually impossible for his random self. Because the small carbine only held ten rounds, he quickly ran out of ammunition. Rarity, seeing this, magically handed him his Kriss and he shot the last of the changelings in the back of the deuce with quick time.

"That was a close one", Twilight said . Her friends went up to help free her from the slime.

Meanwhile In the Canterlot Throne Room

A unicorn royal solar guard had rushed into the throne room, bearing a scroll in mouth. “PRINCESS, the changelings have invaded Ponyville."

"WHAT!??!?!?!?!?!", yelled Celestia in the royal Canterlot voice. “Have we lost Princess Sparkle or the element bearers?"

"We don't know, even the humans current status is unknown. All we know is that the changelings have invaded Ponyville and there is a large green, moving, train-like, wagon moving towards the palace. We have set several armored battle wagons, barricades, and guards in the path it is traveling."

"WHAT?!?! That large green, moving, train-like, wagon moving towards the palace are the human's carriage. If the wagons, barricades, and guards aren't moved out of the way, they will be decimated."

"Don't worry, we have several stone barriers in place of their path."

"THAT IS JUST IT. Their carriage is four times more powerful than a train. They also have explosives that is more powerful than ours a hundred fold. THEY ARE CARRYING ENOUGH EXPLOSIVES TO LEVEL ALL OF CANTERLOT AND HALF OF THE MOUNTAIN IT'S SITUATED ON!!!!!! GET RID OF THOSE BARRIERS OR WE'LL BE BLOWN TO TARTARUS!!!!", yelled Celestia in the royal Canterlot voice, effectively knocking the guard off his hooves. Celestia knew the dangers of the Deuce far too well and didn't need her capitol city destroyed.

Meanwhile Back At The Deuce

"WHAT. THE. FUCK" said Ike. The ten of them had just encountered the barriers, armored wagons, and guards that was stationed on the path they were taking. Upon arrival, most of the troops that were stationed tensed up and got ready.

"Ike, just shoot one of those barricades with my RPG." Ike aimed Nick's RPG and shot one of the barricades . Upon the warhead exploding, several of the guards shot at the deuce. Fortunately, the arrows could not pierce through large military troop transports. Nick drove through the stone barricade set up in front of them, nearly running some guards over. Several of the pegasus guard’s ponies started chasing the deuce. Several of them managed to get in the back of the deuce and saw the mane six.

"STOP THIS TRAIN AT ONCE AND SURRENDER YOURSELVES!!!", yelled one of the guards. Andy caused magical explosions and knocked all the guards out. This went on for roughly twenty minutes before they reached the Canterlot gates.

"Same thing?", asked Ike.

"Same thing", said Nick.

Ike reloaded the RPG and shot the gate dead center. Nick drove through the partially destroyed gate and into the courtyard. Nick kept on driving and stopped right in front of a gate. The ten of them ran into the castle and into the throne room while being chased by several pegasus guards. Inside the throne room, the two princesses waved the guards off and waited for what the humans were going to say.

"Princesses, we've lost Ponyville" Ike said. The effects was almost instantaneous.

"WHAT?!?!?", yelled Celestia in the royal Canterlot Voice. “This is bad. If we keep on losing land, we will lose this war."

"Princess, we know that is going to happen. We need you to mobilize some troops to join us in a battle", said Nick.

"I'm sorry. We cannot mobilize any troops currently. We are awaiting returns of several contingents of guards."

"Now what are we going to do?", asked Andy. Suddenly, an earthquake started and everything was shaking.

Somewhere In A Unknown Location In Canterlot

"It is not my time."

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