I felt someone kick me in the side and like any other normal being, felt the pain that came without. However, unlike any other normal being, the pain didn't affect me at all as I just stayed lying wherever I was. Another kick impacted my side and this time, I grabbed their foot before it got away. I pulled downward on the person's leg and found that I was holding onto Ike's leg.

"Oi. What do you want?" I said, opening my eyes. I felt the usual symptoms and fealings of a hangover but they disappeared quickly as my demon powers burned them away. I quickly checked if the weight of my weapons were on me and found that I had Yin and Yang on the holsters hidden on the back of my jacket, the Axe of Perun was at my waist, my Colt Python was on a shoulder holster on my right side, my Beowulf infused hidden blades and boots were strapped to the appropiate limbs, and the Sparda was on my back. Everything else was in my inventory. Thank goodness. I missed some of those weapons. "And what time is it?"

"We're near the Crystal Empire" he replied. "And it's nine oh two P.M."

"What?" I asked. Just now, I felt that I was moving. I stood up and immediately smashed my head into something. It was the ceiling. I was in a small train cabin. Well, not really small but small for me but perfectly sized for the ponies. My height was an inch too tall for the small confines of the cabin so I just went to sitting on the ground. "Why am I in a tiny little train and where are we headed?" I continued looking at my surroundings and found that everyone else was in the train, ranging from the Mane Six to Nick and everyone else.

"The Crystal Empire" Twilight replied. "It's time for the yearly Equestria Games!"

"And I'm going to compete this year!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"And its's my first official event as a princess!" Twilight said.

"And Tran, you got drunk again" Logan said.

"Well of course I got drunk. That's what drinking is for!" I said back.

Everyone face palmed/hoofed. "Tran, yahr turnin into a out right alcoholic" Applejack said. She paused for a second. "And yahr only sixteen."

"I am Tran, you're arguement is invalid" I retaliated. I reached into my backpack and pulled out some gum. Again, everyone face palmed/hoofed again. "This is a good habit. Don't you be slandering gum's name." I popped in a piece of gum and quickly made a bubble.

I looked at the three CMCs talk to each other quietly, most likely plotting for their cutiemarks again. "Why did you guys bring Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Applebloom?" I asked.

"The three of us are going to introduce Ponyville for the Equestria Games!" Sweetie Belle explained with a light jump. No wonder the three of them were chosen, they could weaponized cuteness!

Then I realized something important. "How far are we from the Crystal Empire?" I asked.

"Really close. There's the protective shield covering the empire" Nick said, pointing out a window. Like Nick said, the barrier that protected the Crystal Empire was coming up within seconds. Oh no.

"WHAT!?!?!?!?" I yelled. I ran over to Scootaloo and picked her before I threw her out of a window. Everyone grew wide eyed of me as I scrambled on my feet. Then I was hit by an invisible force and pushed towards the back of the train until I was entirely thrown out of the last car. Once I was forced out of the train, I moved to where I threw Scootaloo and picked her up out of the snow.

"What the buck was that for Tran!?!?" she yelled at me immediately.

I didn't answer answer her as I watched the train. It soon came to a stop a short distance away from us and Twilight and Ike filed out of the train. The two of them walked up to the two of us. "What was that Tran?!?" Ike asked.

"Watch" I said. "Scootaloo, try to walk to Twilight." She blinked. "Go ahead."

Scootaloo started walking forward. After a few sets of steps, she turned her head and said "Why am I walki- OOMPH!" Scootaloo fell to the ground from walking as if she had just walked into a brick wall. "What was that?!?" I know what you readers out there are thinking off (please take you complaints to Pinkie Pie), they would have seen the line where the snow was stopped by the forcefield. However, there was some snow that was on the outer rings of the forcefield.

I reached into the back of my robe with my right arm and pulled out Yin. I held it up and showed it to the three of them before I fired a round at Ike. Everyone flinced from the gunshot while Ike checked his body for any bullet wound of any sort but came out empty handed. I checked Yin and found that my beloved pistol had jammed when its slide stopped halway through its rechambering cycle. Damn. Might have to check the internals. "The Crystal Heart is still projecting a shield around the Crystal Empire. If I remember correctly, the shield will block out any evil from the city and I don't know if you know this already but the two of us kinda have the power of demons flowing through our souls. I don't know about your opinions but I think anything related to demons count as evil. That was why I was pushed out of the train. The only way the two of us can enter the city is if the Crystal Heart is removed from its pedestal so that the shield can shut down for a few seconds." I explained.

"Why don't you destroy the shield or something? I thought you had enough magic to do so?" Twilight asked. "Also, can't you destroy it with an explosive? I thought you had nuclear bombs."

"Well, look at you knowing all this. The truth is that I can't destroy the shield. My magic levels has been pretty low with the lack of evil in Equestria, especially near the Crystal Empire where the evil is dispelled by the Crystal Heart. You see, my magic's power level and abundance is most reliant on being near evil. Since Equestria is a mostly peaceful, my magic level has been down to Nightmare Moon levels" I explained. "Then I can't use nuclear bombs because of the radiation poisoning. I didn't tell you this before but nukes not only have a high explosive yield but they poison whatever land they were used on with nuclear radiation."

"Riiiiiiiight. Let's just go shut down the forcefield" Ike said. The two of them left while the two of us were left standing in the snow.

"Are we just going to wait for them to come back?" Scootaloo asked.

"Yes." I placed my backpack on the ground and sat down on it. I picked up Scootaloo and placed her on my lap while I pulled out Yang. I unloaded both pistols (and unjammed Yin) and started to take them apart, starting with Yin.

"Tran, can I have a gun?" Scootaloo asked.

"NO. Just no. Period." Ever since I used Yin and Yang like tonfas, I was worried about their internals being damaged. I was right. "One, your hooves can't manipulate a trigger because they're not as small as fingers and two, I don't exactly want you and the other crusaders running around with live firearms." I removed a very bent extractor from Yin and replaced it with a new part. "Plus, firearms are very complicated. They're not just pointing and shooting. Don't know why I let Andy keep his guns. He's an idiot. First time he handled a gun, he pointed it at my head three times." I pulled out a damaged firing pin stop and replaced it with a new part. "You see, this pistol in my hand that I call Yin is a heavily modified Colt model M1911a1. It has exactly 53 parts. I know how to take it apart with no tools then reassemble it, again with no tools." I reassembled Yin and moved to Yang. "And there are many rules to firearms so that there isn't any unintended harm to anyone you don't want to hurt." I replaced a new recoil guide rod in Yang. "I can also name these parts too. That one I just took out was a recoil guide rod." I pulled out another part and held it out for Scootaloo to see. "This is a sear spring, it catches the hammer to the 1911. You see, every single one of these parts are important in the mechanism so that the firearm can function. This part is broken so it has to be thrown away and replaced." I replaced the sear spring as I said and reassembled my pistol. "If you don't keep a firearm in good condition with good parts that will allow the firearm to function, there will be consequences. In the best case scenario, the gun just won't fire. In the worst case scenario, the gun will explode in your face and kill you. Even if you have the regenerative powers of a demon, everyone else doesn't. I don't really want you running around with a gun."

"Tran, when did you first get a gun?" Scootaloo asked.

"I was fourteen years old when I bought my first gun" I said.

"What? You were fourteen when you first got a gun but you won't let me get one?!?!" Scootaloo exclaimed.

"Scootaloo, by the time I was fourteen, I was already on one of the best academic teams in the nation, I was one of the best marksmen in my school, I could have already taken down someone like Nick, I already knew everything, and I already learned everything about guns. Also, I paid for my gun with MY EARNED money. I don't see you busting your chops for a gun" I rebuted.

"Eh heh, heh, heh. You make a good point" Scootaloo said with a forced grin. Well she lost that arguement.

"Buuuut..." I said. Scootaloo looked up at my face. "I will let you shoot mine."

Instead of what I expected (her shooting up into the air or something like that), Scootaloo just hugged me. "You're the best brother ever." D' aw.

I hugged her back (you know you would do that too). "The funny thing is that I'm the younger sibling. You're supposed to be doing stuff like this to me." She jokingly punched me in the arm. "You're absolutely adorable."

Scootaloo pouted. "Hey! I'm not supposed to be adorable. I'm supposed to be awesome!"

"Keep that up and you're staying adorable." Then the shield that surrounded the city disappeared. "Looks like its time to go Scootaloo." I holstered both pistols and placed Scootaloo back on the ground on her feet. I picked up my backpack and stood up. "Let's go Scoots." Scootaloo took off in a light jog... At fourty-five miles an hour. Of course Scootaloo. I caught up to her and picked her up. "Ah, ah, ah. We have to meet up with the otheres at the castle."

"Can I fly there?" Scootaloo asked. I smiled. *SNAP* I stood in front of Scootaloo, in my alicorn form with my bladed owl wings extended out. Scootaloo smiled before she took off. I took off after her. I easily caught up to her and fly by her side, maintaining my speed so that I wouldn't past Scootaloo. Within a matter of minutes, the two of us landed on the balcony of the castle that overlooked the entire Crystal Empire. "What do we do now?" I took my Remington 870 out of my inventory. I used my magic again to give myself invisible magic hands attached. Taking a blank out of my inventory, I loaded it into my shotgun. *CHK-CHK* Knowing how loud it was, Scootaloo covered her ears. *BOOM*

Within a matter of secnds, squads of guards filed into the room. Upon sight of me, the guards all bowed. Then Twilight walked into the room along with Logan.

For the love of all that is violent, I don't look like Celestia. My mane was white! I loaded another blank into my shotgun and fired it into the air again. This gunshot made everyone real back in pain, except for me, produced by the 3.5 inch shell from the 870 shotgun. *CHK-CHK* The spent shotgun shell clattered on the ground. "Oi. I'm not Celestia."

"WHAT?!?" Twilight asked. Right, 3.5 inch shotgun shell blank fired indoor. That would have killed normal people's ears, especially ponies with their four times more sensitive than humans type hearing. Only I would be able to listen to gunfire with my already overly sensitive hearing combined with my pony ears. I snapped my invisible magic fingers and their hearing was restored. "Thanks."

"Oi. I'm not Celestia. I'm Tran. Difference? I'm Tran." I placed my 870 back in my inventory and stood on my hing legs. Thank goodness or really tall rotundas or my ungodly bipedal alicorn height of 11ft 11in would cause my head to go through the ceiling. It also didn't help that my horn was two feet long... Fun fact, Celestia is only five feet tall. Her horn adds nineteen inches to her height (She is actually only five feet tall. There are ways to tell the actual heights and weights of the ponies. It involves several equations that I don't know how to put onto a computer. Plus, I doubt everyone here can understand college grade calculus. No offense to you smart readers out there.)

"Tran, it's creepy how you stand like that" Logan said. "You're like Slenderman."

"No. I've met Slenderman. He's only nine and a half feet tall" I said back.

Logan's jaw dropped. "You're going to have to take me there some time" he said.

"Sooo. When's the Equestrian games?" I asked.

"In two days" Twilight replied. "Tommorow is a princess summit I have to attend with Celestia, Luna, and Cadance. I was going to attend it two and a half years ago but the changelings decided to invade Equestria so the last summit was canceled."

"Wake me up tomorrow" I said, pulling out a bottle of my concentrated saki from my backpack. When I was about to pull out the cork, Twilight ripped it out of my hands with her magic. "Oi. That's mine!"

"Tran, we can't have you in one of your drunken rampages. This is the Crystal Empire we're talking about!" she said. "Yesterday, when you got drunk, you punched Thunderlane in the face when he called you a crazy drunk which gave him a concussion, caused eight million bits of property damage to Ponyville with explosions and fire, teleported to Canterlot, punched seven high ranking members of Celestia's council in the face, beat Bill Neigh in a test of wits and intelligence, caused six million bits of property damage to Canterlot, and you made Equestria's tax system make sense. It took everyone two hours to knock you out. Even in a drunken rampage, you managed to beat everyone into submission except for Nick and it still took him about twenty minutes to knock you out."

I blinked once. "Sounds about right. Although, I distinctly remember setting fire to Celestia's mane, then I think I brushed Luna's teeth with a daisy."

"No one saw that!" Twilight said.

"Ummmm. Actually, that did happen. I had to extingush Celestia's mane" Logan said. "And why did you use a daisy?!"

"Cause I felt like it. Now, if you need me, I will be doing something else that doesn't include the giant store of alcohol I keep in my backpack's pocket universe that you did not just happen to remember" I said while snatching the bottle Twilight was holding in the air. I placed the bottle back into my backpack. "By the way, where is Cadance? I never saw her since the retakeover of the Crystal Empire. You know, after I died."

"She's where the crystal heart is. She has to stay there so that she can keep the crystal heart disabled. Let's see if you can figure your way out around the empire" Logan said with a smirk.

I picked up Scootaloo and walked out to the balcony. I ruffled my wings a bit before I extended them out. I threw Scootaloo into the air and she took flight before I jumped of the balcony myself, taking flight myself. Within a matter of seconds, the two of us landed at the base of the castle. Logan's challenge wasn't going to be too hard. The crystal heart was always situated on a large cleared out area of land that was easily visible. Plus, I still remembered where it was from when I placed the crystal heart back on its pedestal when Nick, Andy, Ike, and I retook the city.

True to Logan's words, Cadance was watching over the crystal heart. No wonder it wasn't producing a forcefield, Cadance had removed it from its pedestal. With her were fifteen guards. I smiled. I turned myself back into a human before I pulled out two flashbangs and pulled the pins on each grenade but I still depressed the spoons. I looked over to Scootaloo and said "Stay here." Scootaloo nodded. I threw both flashbangs into the small crowd. Both flashbangs detonated simultaneously and sent the guards in a paralyzed daze. Then I quickly jumped into the crowd and snuck over to Cadance. She too was in a paralyzed daze.

Then, Scootaloo flew down and landed behind me. How did I know? I could hear her wings flapping. Ever since she could fly, she was basically another Rainbow Dash when it came to flying.

The two of us waited for the effects of the flashbang to end. The effects wore off on the guards first as they scrambled to their feet to surround us and brandish their weapons. When the flashbang's effects wore off on Cadance, she took one look at me, then hugged me. I returned the hug. "I never did thank you for saving my life" Cadance said. "You died, saving my life and saving my country and I never got to meet you properly or talk to you." I picked her up like I owuld with anypony else and started scratching her head. "Tran, w-what are you doing?" Instead of answering her, I kept on scratching and she eventually started moaning slightly. When I placed her on the ground, she looked at me as if I just kicked a puppy.

"Sooo. How's the crystal heart?" I asked.

"It's right over there. Twilight just told me that I needed to shut down the forcefield surrounding the city so that you can enter" Cadance said. "How long should I keep the forcefield down?"

"Just put it back up" I replied.

"What?!? Tran, putting the shield back up causes a back blast that forces any form of evil to be expelled from the city!" Cadance explained.

I blinked once. "And? I'm Tran. Just think of Pinkie Pie times a thousand then divided by zero."

Cadance just sighed. "Fine, I'll do it." I held onto Scootaloo. Her horn lit up and she floated the crystal heart back on its pedestal. Spikes shot up from the ground and like in the show, a small shockwave centered from the crystal heart. Instead of being blasted out of the Crystal Empire, I just stood there.

The guards and Cadance turned all crystally like in the show. Scootaloo, since she had a tiny amount of demon in her body, didn't turned all crystally. Instead, her mane became ethereal like Luna's and she gained cat eyes. Me? Since I was a full demon, the crystal turned me into my demon/Nightmare form. Like usual, a black aura of death surrounded me, my white robes turned black, my hair turned white, and my usual black orbs that were my eyes, were now orbs of white. I pulled out Yin and Yang and found that they had inverted colors. "I forgot how it feels to be in this form. It feels... Invigorating."

"Dear Celestia, it's still scary as tartarus to even look at you" Cadance said. She turned and looked at Scootaloo. "You're appearance isn't look that bad."

I looked up into the sky. "Isn't it getting a tad bit dark now?" I asked. "After all, it is nearly midnight." I turned to look at Scootaloo. "I may stay awake for long periods of time but I'm not letting you do the same, Scootaloo. Go to bed, where ever it is." I looked at Cadance. "Can't you get her a room or something?"

Cadance smiled. "Come on little one, lets get you to your bedroom." With that, Cadance and Scootaloo left, leaving me alone with the Crystal Empire guards.

"Oi. Do any of you remember who I am?" I asked.

They all stepped forward. "You were the one that freed us from that cage when the changelings controlled the city. With that, you have our everlasting gratitude" a guard said. From his appearance, i could tell he was the captain.

"Yeah. Are the lot of you the guards that served for the Crystal Empire before Sombra's curse?" I asked.

"Yes."

"So the lot of you are over a thousand years old."

"That would be correct."

"That explains why you're better trained. In Canterlot, the guards don't know the difference between a knife and a dagger. You guys still have your original training from over a thousand years ago" I said. I turned away from them and started walking towards the castle. "I don't know if the lot of you need me but I am heading in. Once the guards were out of sight, I teleported away.

-X-X-X-

I landed on my feet and onto the ground in front of Logan. "Oi. We still haven't started your apprenticeship yet. It's time to start." I took off my backpack and placed it on the ground. "Grab your messenger bag, you might need it." I jumped into my backpack and landed in teh all familiar pocket universe that was my backpack. I waited a bit and Logan soon came, cept he didn't land on his feet like I did. Instead, he landed face first, onto a cement slab.

"SON OF A BITCH THAT HURTS!!!" Logan yelled out. "Why is there pavement?"

"Cause I wanted pavement. Deal with it. Maybe you should have landed on the soft beach sand over there." I pointed over to a small beach I had created in my backpack some time back. "Now walk with me." I moved into the area of my backpack that held my workshop. "This is my workshop and you will be learning the ins and outs today" I said.

-X-X-X-

I started teaching Logan the basics that he would need to know if I was going to be apprenticing him. He needed to know how to use whatever machine or tool that would be needed ranging from  CNC machines and water jets to smaller more precise tools like micrometer dial gauges and precision files. Of course, he wouldn't memorize it all at once so I just started him out on the basics of that catagory.

However, when I was about to show Logan how to make a weapons mold with blacksmithing sand, I heard Twilight's voice yell out "My crown! She's got my crown! Stop! Thief! She's stolen my crown!" Logan heard it too so the both of us teleported out of my backpack. Instinctively, I drew pulled out my 870 and loaded it while Logan pulled out his .410 revolvers and checked their chambers. I took my backpack and donned it.

Both of us ran out of the room and started searching for the mentioned thief. I managed to get a glimpse of a light orange pony enter a door, followed by Twilight, then Spike. Once the two of them left my view, I heard several clangs originate from the room.

Logan  kicked down the door and I entered, 870 shotgun ready. Logan quickly followed. Inside, I saw Twilight Sparkle and Spike, both starring at a large mirror that was shaped as a horseshoe.

"What happened?" I asked.

"S-s-somepony stole my crown" Twilight replied. "Then she walked through that mirror."

I looked at the mirror and backed away immediately. "This isn't a mirror. It is definitely not a mirror. Its a tear in the fabrics of time and space, creating a portal to another universe. Watch." I pointed my 870 at the mirror and fired a round. Instead of the buckshot shattering the mirror, the lead disappeared into the mirror, creating a slight rippling effect.

Due to the sound of the gunshot, everyone else filed into the room. The rest of the Mane Six, my human friends, Cadance, Celestia, Luna, Shining Armor, the CMC, Spike, and some guards were in the storeroom. Twilight explained the situation and Celestia stepped up.

"I don't know who stole my crown. All I know about her was that she had a light amber coat and her mane was red and yellow" Twilight said.

"Sunset Shimmer. A former student of mine. She began her studies with me not long before Twilight. But when she did not get what she wanted as quickly as she liked, she turned cruel and dishonest. I tried to help her, but she eventually decided to abandon her studies and pursue her own path. One that has sadly led to her stealing your crown" Celestia said.

"She replaced Twilight's with this one" Spike said, holding out an obviously fake version of the Element of Magic.

"I suppose Sunset Shimmer thought you wouldn't notice right away that this was not yours. And by the time you did, it would be too late to go after your crown and Element of Harmony" Celestia said.

"But I don't understand. Where did she go? Why did she take the crown?" Twilight asked.

"You'll soon know more about this place than even I do" Celestia replied.

"This is no ordinary mirror. It is a gateway to another world. A gateway that opens once every thirty moons" Luna explained.

"Oi. I know what it is. Its a tear in the fabric of space and time. The tear is forcing open a portal to another universe" I said. "However, I don't know where it leads to. The universe's existential signature doesn't seem familiar to me."

"That's why it has always been kept in the throne room of Canterlot Castle. We fear of its possiblilities ever since Star Swirl the Bearded ever created it. When Princess Cadance took over the Crystal Empire, we sent it here for her to watch over" Luna said.

"I had always hoped that Sunset Shimmer would someday use it to return, to come back to Equestria seeking my guidance. Obviously, this is not what has happened" Celestia said.

"Twilight, you must use the mirror to go into this other world and retrieve your crown. Without it, the other Elements of Harmony have no power and Equestria is left without one of its most important means of defense" Cadance said.

"Your crown does not belong in the place Sunset Shimmer now calls home. And in her possession, your Element of Harmony will no doubt be used to bring harm to the inhabitants of this other realm. They will not have the power to defend themselves" Luna explained.

"You understand the importance of your task?" Celestia asked.

"Of course" Twilight replied.

"Good. Then you must go at once" Celestia said.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! She's going, we're going with her!" Rainbow Dash demanded. Rainbow Dash turned to face the rest of the Mane Six. "Right, girls?"

"Oooh! I'm so nervicited!" Pinkie Pie said

"You do realize that's not a real word, right?" Applejack commented.

"I'm afraid I can't let you go" Celestia said.

"What?! Why not?!" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Sending all of you could upset the balance of this alternate world, creating havoc that would make it impossible for Twilight to get the crown back from Sunset Shimmer. This is something Princess Twilight must do alone" Celestia replied.

I turned to face Celestia. "Celestia, then let me and Logan go to that universe. I've traveled through enough universes to know my stuff." I unsheathed the Sparda. "Plus, we already from a different universe, it wouldn't upset that universe's balance as long as you kept the people you transfer to a being of low power."

"Why are you only taking Logan?" Nick asked. "You could use the rest of us if anything bad happens."

"That's just it. We don't know where the portal leads to. We don't know if that universe could be a war stucken universe or a peaceful realm. If there is a need for a nonviolent approach where we would be needed to blend into a nonviolent society, then we're good. Plus, Logan is the most normal looking and he acts the most normal" I replied. "And he can wear and carry his weapons and armor without suspicion of others."

"Time is of the essence. On the third day, when the moon reaches its peak in the night sky, the gateway will close. And once it does, it will be another thirty moons before you will be able to use it to return" Luna said.

"No worries Luna, I can still use the Sparda to create another tear" I said. "We have all the time we need." I reached into my backpack and handed Logan his messenger bag. "You'll need it. I know that you keep your weapons in there." I looked over to Twilight. "You ready?"

"As ready I will ever be" Twilight replied.

Twilight and Logan stepped into the portal. I looked over to the others. "Peace." Then I stepped through the portal.

-X-X-X-

Going through the portal was nothing like going through a normal tear in the fabrics of time and space. When traveling through a normal tear to a universe was liek stepping through a large hole in a wall, going through this tear was the equivalent to sitting through the type of carnival ride that spun you round and round. When I stepped out through the other end of the portal, the sight was surprising. A school. A high school to be more specific. I was standing in front of a large high school and behind me was a large statue with the mirror portal on it. I looked around and spotted Logan with his messenger bag and a... animated purple skinned girl lying on the ground? She was wearing a purple skirt and a light blue blouse. On her skirt was Twilight's cutiemark. Her hair resembled that of Twilight's mane.

"Twilight?" I asked.

"What is going on?!?" she immediately asked. Eeyup, she was Twilight. Her voice confirmed it.

"It appears that we have traveled to a alternate universe where humans have animated, multicolored skin" I replied. "And it appears that you are now human." I helped Twilight to her feet. "But for some reason, Logan and I are still realistically colored." When everything in this world was an animated color, Logan and I were still realistically colored like in our original universe. Everything in this world seemed to be a animated clone of our universe. Twilight in her little animated human form was only 5 ft 5in and Logan was only two inches taller.

I looked past the statue and saw several cars driving on a road and several students walking on the surrounding sidewalk towards the school. "Oh scheisse. Logan hide your weapons in your messenger bag, we've got people incoming. Yes. People." I immediately ripped off my sword, Colt Python, and Axe of Perun. I decided to keep the Beowulf hidden blades under my sleeves of my robes and if anyone asked, they were decorated carpal tunnel braces. Also, I kept Cerberus hanging around my neck as it looked like any normal charm necklace with my keys, Cerberus, and Equestrian Star medal hanging on it and Yin and Yang were still hidden on the back of my robe, hidden from view. Logan placed his tomahawks, .410 revolvers, and Glocks in his messenger bag.

"Tran, you're demon form!" Oh right. I snapped my fingers and I was once again in my dormant form. "You're eyes are still zalgo."

"I'll just say I'm blind" I replied. I took off my glasses and took out a very dark black tinted version of my glasses. "Yes, I made a pair of black tinted sunglasses. Why? I'm Tran, I need no explanation."

I looked over to the school. Through each of the windows, I saw students sitting in glasses. A few of the students seemed familiar to me as they had similar hair and skin color as some ponies I knew in Ponyville. I looked into each of the other glasses and spotted what looked like a human version of Applebloom. Wut? Also in the same class was Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Twist, Truffle Shuffle, Dinky Hooves, and just about every other pony in Cheerilee's class and Cheerilee was teaching! Why universe? Why is there a cartoonish human version of Equestria? I'm going to need another talk with God. I looked into more classes and saw a human version of the light amber pony that I saw in Equestria being chased by Twilight.

I turned to look at Twilight. "Twilight, was the thief light amber with red and yellow hair?" I asked.

"Yes! Why? Do you see her?" Twilight said back.

"She's in that high school over there" I said while pointing to the classes she was in. After doing so, Twilight tried an incredibly failed attempt to charge at the school as she was still getting used to her new body. "Careful Twilight. We don't know what any of them are capable of. They could all be gun toting people that are black belts in gun kata" I warned.

"There is no universe like that" Logan said.

"Oh yeah? The Equilibrium movie universe" I said back, smiling.

"Touche."

Then my A.I. appeared in the lens of my black tinted glasses. "Sir, this universe has the internet" my A.I. said. "And every known website that exists in your home universe also exists here."

"Youtube, Craigslist, Backpage, Wikipedia, and the others?" I asked my A.I.

"Yes" he replied.

I turned to face Logan and Twilight. "This universe seems to be in a similar technological age as our Logan's and my home universe. There may be more to this universe than it seems but it may just be an Equestrian clone of the human universe as in this universe still uses bits as currency, and people are still have strange names" I said.

The three of us entered the school and found ourselves standing in a normal high school. "Maybe this is a normal high school" Logan said.

"Probably" I said.

"Wait, there's a chance that most of your knowledge is available here" Twilight asked.

"Sort of?" I replied.

Twilight let out a rather loud excited squeal. "I can't wait to read it all!"

"Good luck!" I said with a chuckle. "It would take you twenty lifetimes to read all of the known human knowledge. Even if you had my demon powers, it would still take you several years and we don't have enough time for that. The first priority is to find your crown, tiara, element, magical weapon thingamajigger something." I walked over to a nearby map of the school. "First, lets go to the principal's office to get our schedules for our classes and our school IDs."

"Classes?" Logan asked.

"My A.I. registered us as students with our own classes."

The three of us walked to the principal's office. Upon entering the principal's office, we found out that Celestia was the principal

"Hello, who may I take the liberty of meeting?" Principal Celestia asked.

"We're the three new students that have been moved to this school" Twilight replied.

"Oh! You two must be the transfer from Ponyville High!" Celestia said while looking at Twilight and Logan. Ponyville High? Why God? I REALLY need another talk with you. Then she turned to look at me. "And you must be the Vietnamese transfer. Do. You. Understand. Me?" Then Celestia opened her desk and pulled out a set of flashcards. She quickly looked through them before she looked back at me. "Chao. Con la Celestia" she said, horribly butchering the Vietnamese language.

Twilight and Logan just facepalmed while I just gave Celestia a flat look. "I am literate in the English language. It is rather demeaning for you to be doing that" I said. Celestia, now slightly frowning, kept on looking at me. I smirked at her. "Your assumption was rather... Inaccurate. Although, I do speak with an accent but I don't think that counts as being unable to speak English. Now, can we get our schedules and IDs so we can get to our classes or are we going to have to figure it out on our own?" She didin't do anything as she was too embarassed to do so so she just handed us our IDs and schedules.

The three of us left. I looked to Logan. "I enrolled us in classes that would suit our styles. Twilight, try your best to fit in. Logan, try not to cause too much chaos." I handed each of them a gold bit. "Both of you know how much that's worth. Try not to spend it all. I'm not going to give you any more." I reached for my hood and donned it. "And Logan, I enrolled us in this schools Army JROTC. I know its not Navy but it'll have to do for now." I looked at a nearby wall-mounted clock. "Our next class is... Now." Upon saying that, the bell rang and hundreds of students flooded the halls and blocked our paths to, well, everything. "LOGAN, STICK WITH TWILIGHT!! THE TWO OF YOU SHARE THE FIRST PERIOD AND SHE'LL NEED THE HELP!!!" I yelled over the crowd.

My glasses downloaded a map from this school's website and I started walked to my next class. Since I was supposed to be blind, I pulled out the Sparda and using my demon powers, I changed the form of it into a cane. It was still a sword, but it just looked like a cane. Cane in hand, I walked off.

"Well, I did! And I was about to get it before you swooped in and ruined everything! You shouldn't pick up things that don't belong to you!" I heard someone say.

"It... doesn't really belong to you, either." WAS THAT FLUTTERSHY?!?!? Instead of letting the arguement continued on, I walked out from where I was and right into the same person that was supposedly Sunset Shimmer. In front of her looked like a teenage human version of Fluttershy.

"What are you?!? Blind?!?" Sunset Shimmer angrily said. Wow, I can tell that I am going to hate her.

I held out my cane for emphasis. "Yes." I lowered my cane. "Can you direct me to room ten oh nine?" I placed my cane leaning against a locker while I took out my schedule.

"Find it yourself you stupid handicap!" Sunset Shimmer yelled out before she started stomping away. Before she left, she took my cane sword and threw it at the end of the hallway. Well that was mean.

Then I watched as Fluttershy retrieved my cane and walked back over to where I stood. I guess she's still the element of kindness even in this universe. I bet that her personality is going to be similar to the original Fluttershy.

"Here's your cane" Fluttershy quietly said, handing me my cane. Oh God. Even in human form, she's still adorable! It didn't help her that she was shy or as tall as Twilight.

I took back my cane and said "Thank you." I turned my head in the direction she left. "Who was that?"

"Sunset Shimmer, the meanest, most unforgiving girl at this school. Careful with her, she rules this school with an iron fist." Oh. Sunset Shimmer is that type.

"That is why I like animals. You can't find any of them like that."

"You do!?!?"  Fluttershy exclaimed. " I love animals!"

"Eeyup. They're so nice to hold, being so soft. I'd love to see what they'd look like again" I said. 

"Oh." I noticed how Fluttershy took a somber mood and face when I said again. "How did you become blind?"

"Chemical splash" I replied. I took off my black tinted sunglasses and revealed my black zalgo eyes.

Fluttershy's eyes widened at the sight of my zalgo eyes. "D-D-Does it hurt?" 

"No" I replied. "Now, do you know where room ten oh nine is."

"Of course. Everyone that's a senior takes that class. It's also my next class."

"I'm a sophmore" I said flatly.

"And you're taking the AP Calculus class?!?!"

"Eeyup" I replied. "Can you direct me there?"

Fluttershy smiled lightly. "Of course." And the two of us walked off.