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Staying Sane In A Peaceful World

by tranhdxrbntd

Chapter 28: Chapter 27: Yebat

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Chapter 27: Yebat

I opened my eyes. Rays of light flooded into my eyes. What in the yebat did I do last night? I had a hangover, was not wearing any of my jackets meaning I was only wearing my black pants and a white button up, my glasses were missing, my weapons were missing, and missing everything from my inventory. All I remembered was going to Pinkie Pie's party, then binge drinking with Logan.

Despite being basically blind without my glasses I was able to notice where I was, in the town hall, specifically on a wall. Yes, I was standing on a vertical wall. I jumped off of the wall and landed back on the ground, making physics once again normal. Well, temporarily normal. We do have Pinkie Pie and me around. I looked around for any of my belongings and saw my assassin's robe sticking to the ceiling. I jumped into the air and grabbed my robe, quickly putting it before landing on the ground. When I landed back on the ground, I felt the familiar weight of my two favorite pistols hidden in the back of my robe. I looked through the other pockets of my assassin's robe and found a spare of my nanotech glasses. I immediately donned them and my vision was once again clear. The other functions of my glasses also appeared in my vision.

Since I haven't explained the abilities of my glasses yet, now is a time to do so. I made my glasses with nanotechnology from the Halo universe a short amount of time after I came back to Equestria after my ordeals in the Devil May Cry universe. My glasses, similar to Spartan II helmets, would feature a Heads Up Display (HUD for you gamers out there) that showed how much ammo I had in my inventory, how much ammo is in the magazine/clip of a gun I am hypothetically firing, access to an A. I., and a 360 degree radar that had a range of ten yards. Besides that, my glasses allowed me to see in infrared, short ranged X-ray, and thermal vision and my glasses had access to the internet. Among these, there were other features that involved my A. I. that I won't explain.

I looked around the town hall, searching for any of my belongings and found none of them. Wait a minute. I was in a town hall and there was no one here, especially after a party that included alcohol and the pony form of hallucigenics. Where was everyone? I walked over to a window and looked outside. There was no one outside.

I walked out of the building and was about to go down the steps of the town hall's patio when I noticed a thin line in front of the steps. I followed to where the line led to and found that it was attached to a bundle of dynamite and a small device that I guessed was an ignition system. Thank god for my demon perks or I would have been too groggy and disorientated from my hangover to have noticed that trap.

Now cautious, I pulled out both Yin and Yang, ready for anything to happen. I looked around, seeing if there was anyone watching me. Nothing. I placed Yin in my belt and reached for the pocket where I usually held my gum. It was empty.

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"I need something to kill."

I started to walk again, moving towards Twilight's library. As I walked, I noticed my steps ended with an extra bounce. Oh dear. ADHD Tran is coming out. Since the lot of you don't understand how that works, ADHD Tran only comes out when a certain requirement is met. What requirement? When I have two days of consecutive sleep that totals sixteen hours of sleep or more, then ADHD Tran comes out. What is ADHD Tran capable of? Imagine Pinkie Pie and Andy then multiply by two and then divide by zero. Yes. Zero. My last ADHD lapse was eight months ago. That was when I was with Nick, Andy, and Ike surviving in the zombie apocalypse. What did I do when I had that lapse? I killed 200+ zombies only with knives, three people, and drove one into suicide due to excessive pestering, similar to what Pinkie Pie did to Applejack when she ran off after the first time she lost a rodeo to Cherry Jubilee's cherry farm.

*BANG BANG BANG*

I drew both Yin and Yang and looked off into the direction of where the gunshot came from. Who fired those shots? The gunshot sounded like it came from a rifle or carbine type weapon so there was a chance that either it came from my friends, a musket, or one of those single action revolving rifles that came from those griffons. I ran towards the direction of the gunshot but I wasn't able to find any trace of the shooter.

Suddenly, a red dot appeared on my radar behind me followed by the sound of a round being chambered. I jumped backwards into the air, barely dodging three .45 ACP rounds as I somersaulted in the air. I soon landed, facing... Austin?!? In his hands was my B23R. Austin was shooting at me. Austin was shooting at me. Austin the Pacifist was shooting at me. I holstered both Yin and Yang, looking at him. Austin soon turned around and aimed my B32R at me. Before he could pull the trigger, I grabbed the front part of the slide, twisted, and pulled the pistol out of his hands. I trained the gun at him and said "What do you think you're doing?"

Instead of answering me, he let out a primal roar and charged at me. Again I jumped into the air but this time, I fired three rounds into his chest before launching myself into the air. Once I landed on the ground I looked at Austin. Somehow he was still standing and blood wasn't flowing out of his three bullet wounds. Instead, a viscous black sludge was flowing out of his wounds. He let out another primal roar and attempted to charge me again. Before he could even impact me, I fired three four round burst into his chest and an additional two bursts into his head. The six .45 ACP rounds did as they were made to do, rendering his head useless as it was now random chunks of brain tissue and skull fragments on the ground. The twelve rounds that peppered his chest was shot in a horizontal line across his chest, cutting him in half.

I stared at the corpse on the ground. I searched through the corpse's remains and found sixty four B23R magazines which I quickly placed into my inventory, saving one of the mags so that I could reload my B23R.

Then I heard either four sets of human footsteps, one set of pony footsteps and two sets of human footsteps, and or two sets of pony footsteps southeast of me, about fourty yards away from me. I ran and climbed up a building, going down in prone to avoid any contact after what has happened so far. One can never be too safe. I held up Yin, using the polished white surface as a mirror to see who was running. It was Andy, Logan, and Applejack. Andy was armed with a single M9, Logan was armed with both of his .410 revolvers and both Glocks, and Applejack had the crossbow I made her on her back. They were looking at the dead body. Should I shoot them? Stay hidden? Go up to them and said hi?

I jumped down from the building and landed in front of them. Their eyes widened and they quickly aimed their weapons at me. Logan brought up both of his .410 revolvers, quickly aiming both at my head. When he fired twice, I was able to quickly dodge the two slugs he fired at me. Before he fired again, I grabbed both revolvers and ripped them out of his hands before I kicked Logan in the chest, knocking him away.

Andy brought up his M9 and fired, missing me entirely. Andy never was able to do anything seriously. He wasn't even holding the pistol in a correct shooting form. I quickly placed both revolvers into the pockets of my assassin's robes. I grabbed the top of the slide of his M9 and pushed it back before I used my thumb to engage the safety. I ejected the mag before I ripped the pistol out of his hands and pistol whipped the side of his head, knocking him over.

*CHK-CHK*

The sound of Applejack's crossbow. I turned and sidestepped in time as a bolt whizzed by my head. Before she could rearm her crossbow, I removed the arrow magazine from her crossbow and tossed it behind me. Applejack looked at me once, blinked, dropped her crossbow, before she attempted to buck me. I grabbed both of her hooves she threw at me, completely stopping her. Her eyes opened wide before I threw her at Andy who had barely gotten up, knocking him down again.

By now, enough time had passed for Logan to get up and grab both of his Glock 18s. I ran to him, then grabbed the slides of his Glocks. Then I pressed the magazine releases and dropped the seventeen round magazines while simultaneously unchambering the round in the Glocks. I then kicked him in the side of the head with my steel toed boot, sending him flying into the wall of a building. Before he did anything, I drew both Yin and Yang and started to fire at him. Due to the power of the rounds in each of the charged demonic pistols, ten rounds was enough to rid him of his suit's protective shield. Another charged round impacted his chest, piercing through the suit and imbedding itself into his upper chest. However, instead of him bleeding black sludge like Austin had, he bled out normal blood. Its usual crimson color. Realizing he wasn't like Austin, I holstered both pistols and ran to him.

"So. Anything going on?" I asked.

-X-X-X-

I had moved the three of them into an empty home. The three of them were situated on a nearby couch while I was watching them. They didn't try anything as I was just sitting there, staring at them. I was sitting on a chair, next to a table that was covered with their weapons and ammunition.

"Now that the three of you are calm and you know, weaponless, can you tell me what is going on?" I asked, reloading one of Logan's .410 revolvers. I picked up Logan's other revolver and started to reload it. "I woke up lying on a vertical wall and I have no clue about what's going on." I finished reloaded that one and placed them both on my lap.

"The Nightmare came back" Andy said.

I picked up Logan's Glocks and reloaded them with the magazines I removed from them. "He came fifteen minutes right after you were wasted" Logan said.

"Remember when the Nightmare made evil clones of us?" Andy asked. I placed Logan's Glocks in my pockets and picked up Applejack's crossbow. "He did it again. Cept, this time, they have our guns! We only have our fucking sidearms!"

"How?" I asked. I replaced the magazine back into Applejack's crossbow and chambered a bolt.

"They stole them. They stole any every single one of our weapons we weren't carrying! I only had the six your holding" Logan explained.

"Are the clones as extensive as the evil clones we originally fought?" I asked.

"No. They're harder!" Andy said.

"They have our fighting techniques, skills, and abilities. Yet they're better! There's a set of clones for each of us! We managed to kill five of them, one of the Austin’s, one of Ices, one of the Andy’s, one of the Alex, and the last one was me. You killed an Austin so that makes six now. Now there likes FOURTY LEFT?!?!?!? Each of them are armed with one of our weapons. You should see the Nick clones. They're fucking unstoppable!" Logan explained.

"What are we armed with?" I asked.

"Just with what we usually carry. Though, Alex got his flamethrower back but it’s useless against the clones, Andy got one of his M9s from one of them, Ike got his double barrel from one of them, Austin got his single shot from one, and I got my derringer from one."

"Wait, so every single one of them are armed with only one of our weapons and every single mag that that we had for that weapon?" I asked.

"Yeah but how is this going to help our situation?" Logan said.

"That means there is exactly fourty left to kill" I replied.

"How can you even tell that?" Logan asked.

"Asian Logic and math. You know that if I explain it to you, you would just fall asleep" I replied.

Logan just face palmed. "Tran, the Andy clones are evil and serious versions of the real one except they're better fighters and shooters. One of them have his Dead Space rig and badges. The Alex clones don't care about humiliating us in combat. They just go straight to the point and one of them have his set of Onyx armor. The Austin clones aren't holding back on killing and seem to be straight and one of them have his ODST armor. The Ike clones are ungodly good at kicking our asses. My clones all have Nanosuit fused to their body. The Nick clones are fucking tanks. Each one is armed with a weapon that is extreme overkill. A Nick with an M60? An RPG-7? Two powerfists? A FUCKING GRAVITY HAMMER?!?!? The only ones we've killed were the unarmored ones or the ones with crappy weapons. We're even running out of ammo. We're down to our last magazines and Austin's single shot and my derringer are useless against them. How in the hell did the Nightmare manage to clone our powers? The only thing we have good is we found you but you don't have any of your weapons. Not to ask for anything but why didn't the Nightmare make clones of you?!?" Logan ranted.

"The last time the Nightmare tried to clone me, it fought with us and killed the other evil clones" I replied.

"How is that going to help the situation?"

At that very moment, the door was kicked open and Nick came through. I knew it was one of the Nick clones as this one was wielding an M60 with an ammo feed running from the side of his M60 to an ammunition backpack. Seeing this, I pulled out both Yin and Yang as Andy, Logan, and Applejack took cover. In the time that it took for the three of them to do this, the clone of Nick started to open fire. I retaliated by firing Yin and Yang at him. It was useless for him to fire at me as every bullet of his was blocked by a shield I had put up by the last second. Unlike normal shields that everyone else would cast or use, mine was far more effective. One of the reasons why was the fact that I obviously had more power than everyone else.

How much power? On the character bios on chapter 25 (please go to Pinkie Pie if you have any complaints), it says that I have an unlimited magic level and I have yet to explain. I don't really have an unlimited magic level but I have a magic level that makes others seem small. For example, the average unicorn's magic level is at 250 while Twilight's magic level is at 950 and Celestia' magic level is at 3700. My magic level, instead of being a constant level, is constantly increasing or decreasing. This is due to the fact that my magic runs off of the evil of others similar to how chaos will make Discord have more power. Every time I traveled through a different universe, the evil of others made me stronger. However, this since I haven't traveled through a different universe for a while and fed off of the other's evil for a while, my magic level has been in a lower level compared to the highest I've been. Especially after I spent one month in the Devil May Cry universe with all the demons and whatnot. Since the universe of My Little Pony is a relatively peaceful and good universe compared to some of the other universes I have been to, my magic has dipped to an all-time low. However, it is still more powerful than anyone elses. How much more powerful? Celestia seems like Andy if she is compared to me. You know, it is funny when you look at Andy, whose magic level is at 25.

Also, my magic was more effective in general. Look at Twilight's spell casting. You know that whenever someone uses magic, some light and sparks are seen? That is magic being bled off, meaning some magic is lost when doing the spell. Also, remember in the episode A Canterlot Wedding Part 2, where Twilight fires magic at changelings? The magic bolts fired at the changelings are too bright and flashy. She should have focused her magic more on damage, power, and or maiming. If the bolts were meant to be solid or semisolid meant to harm using kinetic force, she should have attempted to fire the bolts at much higher speed. Also, remember how force fields look like? If the magical force fields were rearranged with hexagon panels like the Halo energy drop shields, they would be able to stand more. In real life, spheres made with hexagon panels are much more durable than normal spheres. Why? Spheres made/arranged with hexagon panels are more structurally durable than normal spheres. I can go on and on this topic but I'm going to keep it at three.

The shield I put up were arranged with hexagon panels and were easily stopping the bullets being fired at me. The Nick clone threw up a shield a lot like I did. However, His shield fell down to the 2500 rounds a minute from the combined firepower of Yin and Yang. Soon the clone of Nick was riddled with bullets from Yin and Yang but it wasn't enough to stop him. The clone of Nick quickly took cover behind a wall, while I was still firing. I knew the power of Yin and Yang was enough for the bullets to pierce through the wall so I switched to thermal vision. I saw the Nick clone through the wall and continued firing. Soon, I saw the thermal vision of Nick fall to the ground. "You're right. They are hard to kill" I said.

Andy, Logan, and Applejack got out from their cover and walked over to my side. I handed them their respectable weapons before I walked over to the evil Nick clone corpse and looted the dead body, taking the M60. I placed the ammo backpack on my back and slung the M60 over my shoulder. "Logan, where are the others?" I asked.  

"We're holed up in Zecora's hut. Da three of us were scouting da town. We were seeing if we could find any easy targets tah hit" Applejack replied.

"Anyone injured?" I asked.

"The real Nick has been hit by a .50 BMG twice but he's fine. Those nanobots of his kept him alive" Logan replied.

I turned around and walked over to a window. "We have to get going. We've got two enemies incoming" I said.

"How can yah tell dey're not ahrs?" Applejack asked.

"Well, one of them is a Nick holding a Gravity Hammer and the other is another Nick with two powerfists" I replied. The three of them adopted faces that meant 'Oh Shit.' I motioned for the others to follow me as I walked out of the door. "Whatever you guys do, try to get to Zecora's hut, I'll draw them away" I said. I took the M60 and its ammunition backpack and threw it to Logan. The three of them departed while I climbed up the side of a building.

'Now how in the hell am I going to take on two Nicks, one with a Gravity Hammer and the other with two power fists?' I thought. I jumped over to a different building, one that was closer to the Nicks. I pulled out Yin and Yang, again using Yin as a mirror to see the two Nicks. It looks like they were moving towards... The building I was on? Wait, they spotted me. I jumped off of the building as the Nick with the Gravity Hammer slammed the large pole weapon into the side of the building, easily knocking it over.

I stood there on the ground, looking at the two Nicks armed with probably the most overpowering weapons that a Nick could have. The Nick with the Gravity Hammer swung at me. I easily dodged as the large pole armed weapon traded its speed for power, easily making it one of the slowest weapons to use. Before the Nick with the Gravity Hammer could recover for another swing, I placed two bullets into his chest, both from Yin and Yang. This wasn't enough to stop him but it was enough to keep him down for a short while so the wounds could heal.

In the meantime, the Nick with the power fists came at me, throwing a right hook at me. I quickly smirked before I quickly holstered Yin and Yang and grabbed the arm he used. Since I haven't stated this in the previous chapters (please go to Pinkie Pie if you have any complaints), my martial arts has advanced to the point where I use dismemberment, crippling a limb, and or killing the person altogether. Now my martial arts knowledge didn't come from a normal source like from classes that were paid for. My martial arts came from an external source, similar to Karate Kid. Also, practice makes perfect. How does this fit in to how the Nick clone with a power fist throwing a right hook? Right hooks are my favorite attacks to counter, and then attack back. Still holding onto the clone's arm, I twisted, extending his arm out and turning it around, pointing the elbow out. Before the clone could do anything, I palm punched his elbow, breaking the limb at the joint. In a failed attempt to take me down, the Nick clone threw another hook, this time with his left hand. I, however, grabbed his left hand, still encased with a power fist, and ripped off the offending weapon. Before the clone could do anything, I drew out Yang with my left hand and fired fourty rounds into the clones head in rapid succession, ending this clone's life. I drew out Yin with my right hand to face the other Nick clone.

However, when I turned around, a swing from the aforementioned clone's Gravity Hammer impacted me in the chest. Like the time Nick accidently planted a swing from the Gravity Hammer into my chest during Hearth's Warming Eve, I was sent flying. Unlike the Hearth's warming Eve incident, this swing was a full powered swing while when Nick hit me in the chest during Hearth's Warming Eve was an accidental swing that wasn't meant to harm anything. The resulting hit put me in a forced state of flight. I was sent through buildings, walls, trees, and then finally the ground where I dug another trench with my body.

I drew my B23R. I got up from the large trench I dug and stepped out of the trench. The clone had the same idea as he was running towards me, Gravity Hammer in hand and ready to swing again. I raised the B23R and fired all twenty-one rounds into the clone, six rounds in the head, and the other fifteen in his chest. This wasn't enough to even faze the clone, let alone stop him. I reloaded just as the clone swung at me. Again, I dodged the swing and fired another burst into the clone's head but it wasn't enough to stop him. The clone realized that it was futile to attempt to hit me with the Gravity Hammer as it was too slow and bulky to hit me, so the clone switched to power fists. Wait, the clone took off the power fists from the other clone's corpse. Smart. I dodged a right hook from the clone, and then dodged a kick as he tried to take me down. The clone then threw another left hook at me and I grabbed his arm. Before he could pull the appendage away, I fired the rest of the mag from my B23R into the shoulder joint that held onto the arm, quickly amputating the arm from the clone. The clone roared in pain as I removed the power fist from the severed arm and donning it on my left hand. The clone, now just with one arm, ran at me, attempting to tackle me down. I quickly dodged and reloaded my B23R as I flew through the air, then landed on the clone's back. Before the clone could react, I emptied the B23R into the clones head. I quickly jumped onto the ground gave the clone a left uppercut to the jaw, knocking him to the ground. The clone attempted to get up but I reloaded and emptied another mag into its head. For good measures, I reloaded and emptied another mag. Logan was right, the Nick clones were monsters.

I reloaded, then holstered my B23R. I looted the body for its right powerfist and Gravity Hammer before I walked over to where I dropped Yin and Yang, retrieving the two demonic firearms before holstering. Currently, I had Yin and Yang on my holster hidden in the back of my assassin's robe, my B23R back in my inventory, the Gravity Hammer slung diagonally across my back, and the two powerfists in the pockets of my robes.

I knew the sound of the gunshots would have attracted more of the clones so I climbed up the side of a building and started making my way towards the Everfree.

-X-X-X-

An Andy clone paired with an Ike clone blocked my entrance to the Everfree Forest. The Ike clone wielded my 870 and the Andy clone wielded my M4a1. I shivered with the thought of Andy using my M4a1. These two clones would be easier to defeat than the Nick clones and they didn't have the regenerative abilities of Nick. However, the Ike clone would also have the perks and the Andy clone did have my gun. You know, the one with a grenade launcher.

I unslung Nick's Gravity Hammer and snuck up behind the Ike clone. Hooyah for Asian ninjaness. Right when I was behind the Ike clone, I swung Nick's Gravity Hammer at the clone, hitting him directly in the back and sending him flying into the forest, crashing through any tree in his way. Because it took too long to recover for another swing, I dropped the Gravity Hammer and grabbed the 870 Ike clone dropped when he was sent flying. Before the Andy clone could do anything, I fired a 3.5 inch shotgun shell filled with buckshot into his skull. This clone somehow survived so I fired another shell into his skull and another and another and another and another until the Andy clone was finally down.

The Andy clone was wearing a backpack that had a similar resemblance to my backpack. When I opened it, a wave of Armatac 150 round magazines and 40MM grenades washed out of the backpack. When I collected them all into my inventory, I found the ammo count to be exactly sixty four magazines with three of them empty and sixty 40mm grenades. The magazine currently in my M4a1 was still full and the M203 was still loaded. When I looted the Ike clone's corpse, I found fifty 3.5 inch shotgun shells ranging from my custom hand tooled shotgun rounds to the normal shotgun shells I usually used. On the Ike Clone's back was a backpack similar to mine. Inside, I found my explosives and medical gear.

I moved on into the forest after placing my M4a1 and 870 into my inventory, placing my gear into my inventory, slinging Nick's Gravity Hammer over my back, and placing the ammunition in my inventory. Zecora's hut wasn't that deep into the Everfree Forest but it was deep enough to avoid detection. I found myself chewing on my assassin's robe as I was still without gum. I really wanted gum right now.

*SNAP* I turned around to face the noise, M4a1 drawn and ready to fire. When Alex's head popped up, I nearly shot him but when I saw that he was wielding a flamethrower, I lowered my weapon. "What's your reason coming here Alex?" I asked.

"I was seeing where those gunshots came from but I think I can tell what happened" Alex said.

"Where are the others?" I asked.

"Zecor-"

"I know they're in Zecora's hut. I mean, where is it? I got lost fighting an Andy and Ike clone" I said.

"Follow me."

-X-X-X-

With Alex leading, we soon made it to Zecora's hut. Alex entered the hut while I waited outside. I felt like pulling another Tran. I moved over to a window and pulled out two flashbangs I pulled the pins and tossed them into the window. Once the flashbangs detonated, I jumped through the window and landed in the middle of the hut. Around random areas of the hut, my friends and the Mane Six were milling about, still stunned by the flashbang.

"Tran, stop with the fucking flashbangs!" Alex yelled at me.

"You know Tran will continue to use those little party poppers. It’s one of the story's gags!!" Pinkie Pie said.

"Pinkie, don't let them know about the story" I said.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Alex asked.

"Nothing" Pinkie Pie and I simultaneously replied.

I looked to the Mane Six. They looked like they went through a wringer. Rainbow Dash was lying on the floor and her front right leg was set in a splint, Fluttershy was sporting a few holes on her wings most likely due gun fire, Applejack only had the injuries I gave her earlier in the day, Pinkie Pie was Pinkie Pie, Rarity was unconscious and lying on the ground but overall she was fine, and Twilight had one wing hanging limply. Seeing this, I pulled out some medpacks and started applying the gel to each of their injured. The medigel from the Dead Space universe quickly healed them.

"How bad's the situation?" I asked.

"We killed an Andy clone and he got his other M9s but one of them is broken. There was that Logan clone we killed and Logan has his SPAS 12 back. Ike his AK47 back from an Ike clone. Then there was that Alex clone we killed and now Alex has his two B93Rs" Nick said. He was again sporting his M60. I took the Gravity Hammer off of my back and held it out for him. Seeing this, Nick dropping the M60 on the floor and grabbed the Gravity Hammer. Nick was basically hugging the large pole armed weapon. I took out the power fists and handed it to him. He took them and donned them. He slung his Gravity hammer on his back, then picked his M60 back up.

"I managed to kill two Nick clones, an Andy clone, an Ike clone, and Austin clone" I said. "That means there is exactly thirty left to get rid of."

"Tran, how can you even tell?" Austin asked.

"It’s math and I am an Asian, what do you think?" I replied. I took out my M4a1 and checked the magazine. "How bad is the situation?"

"We're running out of ammo. The clones are patrolling the town waiting for us except this time, they are staying in small tight groups, and no one can help us because the Nightmare teleported everyone out of town then casted a shield covering Ponyville" Alex said. "We're fucked."

"The situations not that bad. Not one of the worst  I've ever had" I said. Before anyone of them could ask, I said "There's that one time where I was trapped inside a building when I was scavenging with only a pocket knife. The bad thing about it? There were zombies surrounding the building AND thieves attempting to kill me."

"It couldn't have been that bad" Twilight said.

"I was shot eight times. Six of the bullets were stopped by my armor and the last two hit me in unprotected areas. One of the bullets nearly hit my left lung and the other nearly hit an artery. Of course it was that bad." I looked around the hut. "Does anyone know where my other two jackets are?" Rarity's horn flashed and my fleece jacket and jungle BDU appeared out of nowhere. "Thanks." I donned the familiar jackets and looked through the pockets. STILL NO GUM!!! I turned and faced Pinkie Pie. "I have an idea that might work. Hey Pinkie Pie, remember chapter 15: Tran Styled Shenanigans?" I asked.

"Oh I know this one. Was it the one where there were twelve of you?" Pinkie Pie replied. "The author didn't let me talk with the ADHD Tran even though I really wanted to talk to him. We could have had so much fun together with all of our energy cause earlier in this chapter, you said that your ADHD lapses is the equivalent of me and Andy multiplied by a thousand then divided by zero! Hey Twilight, what is me and Andy multiplied by two then divided by zero? Twilight? Twilight? Hellllooooo?" No one really wanted to listen to Pinkie Pie rant on and right when she started to get Twilight's attention, Applejack shoved her hoof in her mouth, silencing her.

"Pinkie Pie, we love yah and all but it is annoyin as Tartarus" Applejack said.

"I don't think it's annoying" I said.

"Well yahr Tran" Applejack said in retaliation.

"Anyways. Remember when Twilight split my mind up?" I said. Everyone moaned in annoyance, knowing that there will again be twelve Trans running around and that they will have to deal with the Trans. I just smiled back at them, knowing what shenanigans will ensue. "Also, does anyone have any gum?"

I managed to split myself up into my separate twelve personalities and the twenty-four of us split up into teams of fours, two Tran personalities, one Element of Harmony, and one Element of Survival which meant here were six teams.

The first team was composed of Pinkie Pie, Andy, the ADHD Tran, and the violent Tran. The second team was composed of Twilight, Austin, the smart Tran, and the strategic Tran. The third team was composed of Nick, Fluttershy, the nice Tran, and the Tran with the common sense. The fourth team was composed of Logan, Rainbow Dash, the competitive Tran and the ruthless Tran. The fifth team was composed of Applejack, Alex, the work driven Tran, and the mature Tran. The last team was composed of Rarity, Ike, the sadistic Tran, and the masochistic Tran.

Each team was to set out to hunt for the other clones and to retrieve their weapons. Like what had been previously said, there were exactly thirty clones left. How the clones were arranged were that there was exactly one clone for each of their counterpart's stolen weapon. Then there were extra clones for each of Tran’s weapons. There were exactly four Nick clones left, five Logan clones left, five Austin clones left, seven Alex clones left, four Ike clones left, and five Andy clones. Then there was the fact that one of the Logan, Austin, Alex, Ike, and Andy clones were wearing their real counterparts' armor.

Each team were to hunt down the rest of the clones in specific parts of town.

The Violent Tran's point of View

I walked with the Pinkie Pie, Andy, and the ADHD Tran. Why in the world was I paired with those three? I looked over to the ADHD Tran. 'God his thoughts are annoying.'

The ADHD Tran's point of View

'Oh I have so much energy. Jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy, jumpy. Why are we moving so slow. Tank could move faster. Why won't you move faster! Lets go already! Pinkie Pie, you should understand! Come on, go! Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.'

The Violent Tran's point of View

'If only I could rip him to pieces and listen to the silence. I do want to try out those new explosives. Oh well.' We were suppose to go to Twilight's library and kill any clones that were located near the library. I was armed with a B23R and Andy was armed with a M9, Pinkie Pie had her Party Cannon, and the ADHD Tran had Andy's other M9. Our weapons had to be really stretched if ADHD Tran had to use an M9. Such a weak weapon, the M9.  Wouldn't do as much carnage as a .45.

*BOOM*

That was the gunshot of a .50 cal. The four of us immediately took cover behind a wall and I checked my glasses’ active radar. I looked to the ADHD Tran and the two of us nodded simultaneously. Both of us drew our pistols and slowly moved to where the gunfire came from. We use the simple cover tactic where you slowly moved up, took cover, then moved again.

*BOOM*

I looked over my cover to see who was shooting and saw a squad of four clones, two Logan clones, one Andy clone, and an Ike clone. One Logan clone had my Barrett, the other Logan clone had Logan's McMillan, the Andy clone had my diamond pickaxe, and the Nick clone had Nick's RPG-7. I motioned for Andy and Pinkie Pie to come over. They came over and I pointed out the four of them.

*BOOM*

I looked over to Andy and held up my B23R, hoping he would get the gist. He did. He pulled out hi M9 and stood there. Of course he did. Pinkie Pie saw this and she got her Party Cannon ready.

ADHD Tran and I slowly moved to the team. We were carefully hidden behind cover and the four clones didn't suspect us at all. Since the ADHD Tran and I had connected minds, we knew our targets and each other's targets.

The two of us jumped out of cover and using our demon speed, ran over to the four clones in an instant. I brought up my B23R and emptied the magazine into the Andy clone's head, quickly killing the clone. I picked up my diamond pickaxe from where the Andy clone dropped and moved towards the Logan clone with my Barrett.

While this was happening, the ADHD clone was handling the Nick clone alone. The ADHD Tran started by firing the M9 at him while he was running, which proved to be a near useless tactic as the 9mm rounds only caught his attention rather than doing anything to the clone. However, what the ADHD Tran did next scared possibly everyone else.

The ADHD Tran went straight up to the clone and unleashed a flurry of punches that was so well timed and fast that it seemed to be one continuous blur. Even with demon quirks, I was barely able to tell how many punches he threw. I didn't even attempt to count it as it accumulated to over nine thousand in less than a tenth of a second. Then the ADHD Tran double dropped kicked him in the chest, pushing him away, before he landed on his feet. However, this wasn't a smart idea as the clone was still holding onto the RPG-7. He fired the rocket at the ADHD Tran. Instead of attempting to dodge the rocket, the ADHD Tran stood there until... HE CAUGHT THE ROCKET?!?!?! WHAT THE HECK!?!?!? The ADHD Tran ran to the him, rocket in hand still generating thrust, quickly closing the distance. Without any thought, the ADHD Tran smashed the rocket over the his head, completely obliterating the clone's head, ending the his life. You see kids, this is why Tran doesn't get adequate amounts of sleep. So the ADHD Tran doesn't come out.

Exactly how long did it take for the two of us to take those two clones? 1.8 seconds. Pinkie Pie and Andy had now popped up from their from their cover and ran over to the two remaining clones, the two of them barely getting up from their sniper positions.

Andy immediately fire his M9 at the clone. However, this barely affected him as each Logan clone had a Nanosuit fused to their body. Only angering the clone, Andy continued firing until the clone tackled him and knocked him to the ground. Before he could get up, he was stomped on by the clown, prompting him to stay down. The clone attempted to stomp on Andy again but before he did, I slammed the sharpened edge of my diamond shovel into the back of the clone, piercing the shield and killing him. Dear god Minecraft weapons are overpowered.

While Andy was beaten up by the Logan clone, Pinkie Pie was attempting to fight the other Logan clone. She started by firing her Party Cannon at him. Unlike what was to be expected, the party rounds seemed to be affecting affecting the clone. The next thing I knew, the Logan clone fell over, unmoving.

"Pinkie Pie, what did you do?" I asked.

"EMP party grenades. Duh" Pinkie Pie said, with a tone that said that it was obvious. I walked over to the clone and slammed the pickaxe into his head, ending his life.

Then I motioned over to ADHD Tran to the two .50 BMG sniper rifles that were resting on the ground. We both shared a smile before we quickly looted the Logan clones' bodies of any .50 BMG ammo. The two of us plopped down into prone positions so that we could use the sniper rifles.

Looking down into the town through the scope, I saw Logan, Rainbow Dash, the ruthless Tran, and the competitive Tran fighting their own clones.

The Ruthless Tran's Point of View

Rainbow Dash, Logan, the competitive Tran, and I were walking down into the town. Rainbow Dash was armed with wing blades, Logan was armed with his UMP, the competitive Tran was armed with Logan's Glock 18s, and I was using both of Logan's .410 shotgun revolvers along with some grenades of different varieties.

Our intended location seemed to be completely void of clones so we decided to rendezvous with Rarity's team at Rarity's boutique.

"Rainbow Dash, you think you can keep up with us?" the competitive Tran asked.

"Buck Yeah!" Rainbow Dash replied.

"Logan, you ready?" the competitive Tran asked.

"Oh yeah" Logan replied, pumping his SPAS 12. I walked over to Logan and handed him two small boxes of shotgun shells, one box black and the other orange. "What are these for? I already have some shells."

"Logan, I hand tooled those. They are some of my favorite shotgun shells. The orange box of shells are incendiary shotgun slugs and the black box holds some of my HE 12 gauge frag ammunition. Extra explosive of course." Logan smiled and reloaded his SPAS 12 in a mixture of the two shotgun shell varieties.

A spray of gunfire out of nowhere directly hit the competitive Tran in the chest. Luckily, every bullet was blocked by his armored assassin's robe.

Almost immediately, the four of us took cover behind various buildings. "Those were .45 caliber bullets Logan!" the competitive Tran said.

"Oh hell no. That's my UMP!" Logan yelled.

I peeped up from my cover and a bullet narrowly missed my head, prompting me to take cover again. I looked behind me and saw that the bullet had impacted the building behind me, making a large hole in the wall. "We got six hostiles! One of them has your UMP! In the back, there are two snipers that we can't reach but we'll worry about them later!" Another gunshot rang out and a hole appeared on the wall I was hiding behind, an eighth of an inch away from my head. I moved a slight distance to the right so that the sniper wouldn't hit me. 'How am I going to get pass those freaking snipers. No cover. No concealment. Wait, make our own. Nah I don't have any smoke bombs.' I moved back to my previous spot and looked through the bullet hole that Logan made earlier. Only several buildings that are out of reach. Wait a minute. That's it! "Logan, give me those explosive shotgun shells!" I yelled at him.

"WHY!?!?" Logan yelled back.

"JUST DO IT!!!" Logan just shrugged before he reached into his pocket and threw me the black box of shells. I looked inside of them. 'Sixteen shells left.' I took out a grenade and placed it inside the box of shells. 'Let's hope this works.' I pulled the pin and threw the box blindly overhead, hoping it would reach my intended target. In doing so, another bullet whizzed by my hand as I threw the explosive.

*BOOOOOOM* I looked through the bullet hole again and watched as a building leaned to the left, then collapsed, cutting us off from the snipers. "Logan, the snipers can't see us anymore!" I looked over my cover and looked at the clones. There were four Austin clones, one Nick clone, and one Logan clone. The Austin clones were armed with Austin's USP SOCOM, MP5, Mini M14, and Cerebus while the Nick clone had Beowolf and the Logan clone had Logan's UMP.

I jumped out of my cover and ran up to the Logan clone. Upon closing the distance between the two of us, I slid to the ground and swept his feet, knocking him to the ground. Before he could do anything else, I got back up and fire both .410 revolvers into his face, emptying both revolvers. This volley of shotgun pistol fire proved to be too much for his suit to handle as the shield went down. I quickly dropped both revolvers and picked up the clone's dropped UMP and fired the entire magazine of .45 rounds into the clone's head, ending his life. I reloaded the UMP with a magazine looted from the corpse and looked to Logan.

"LOGAN, CATCH!!!" I yelled. I threw him his UMP and he caught it in his left hand. He smiled as he reloaded his SPAS 12. A few days back, he added the hook attachment to his SPAS 12. Since some of you here don't know everything about guns, the hook is an accessory for the SPAS 12. This hook attachment made the SPAS incredibly unique as the hook attachment acted as a carrying handle and it also let the user fire the SPAS 12 one handed so can anyone guess what Logan's about to do?

Logan quickly advanced on the Austin’s, firing his UMP 45 from his right hand and SPAS 12 from his left hand. One Austin rushed at Logan, only to get blasted in the face with a 12 gauge incendiary slug and shot several times in the chest with .45 ACP ammunition. Another Austin clone attempted to rush Logan and he actually succeeded in knocking Logan down. However, the clone of Austin forgot to realize that I was also there. Only when he noticed, he was dead as his face was riddled with several .410 shotgun slugs. Getting back up, Logan continued his assault, quickly killing the other two Austin’s.

While this was happening, Rainbow Dash and the competitive Tran was fighting the Nick clone. What made him incredibly difficult to fight was the weapon he used, Beowulf. Beowolf was a set of demon arm weapons that resembled gauntlets and grieves. One effect they had was that it would dramatically increase the user's speed. This meant that when the Nick clone was wielding Beowolf, he would essentially lose his only weakness, his slow speed.

Rainbow Dash's attempts to fight the Nick clone ended up in failure when he grabbed Rainbow dash by the tail and threw her into the wall, destroying the wall and putting her out of commission. The competitive Tran was able to dodge every hit thrown but wasn't able to throw any hits back as the Nick clone threw new hits too quickly.

A little into the fight, Logan tried to intervene. "Get out of the way!" Logan said. The competitive Tran teleported away while Logan started firing. However, with Beowulf, the Nick clone was able to successfully dodge each round. Soon, Logan ran out of bullets. "Now I call BS." He just stared at Logan for a second. The clone slowly walked over to Logan, then he planted a kick right in Logan's chest, sending him flying backwards into the air. The competitive Tran, instead of doing anything, just smiled. Then the competitive Tran smirked and held up his left hand, stretching out the fingers. Around each finger was a grenade pin. The clone realized what they were and checked his back. Sure enough, several high explosive grenade canisters were duct taped to his back.

*BOOM*

The resulting combined explosion of the grenades was strong enough to send Nick flying away. Despite being a heavy explosion, it wasn't enough to keep him down. "Nice try" the Nick clone said.  The competitive Tran just smiled again.

*BOOM*

An enchanted .50 BMG round impacted Nick in the chest, knocking him down. Where did it come from? Remember earlier when Pinkie Pie's team took down that sniper's nest? Then more sniper fire impacted the clone's limbs, detaching every limb. Somehow, the Nick clone was still alive shown by him still moving. A final bullet impacted the clone's head, decapitating and finally ending the clone's life.

"What was that?" Logan asked.

"Pinkie's team found the sniper's next" I replied. "They have both our 50 cals."

"Who's using my Tac 50?"

"The violent Tran" I replied.

"It is very fitting of him."

"Yes it is."

The Smart Tran's Point of View

Twilight, Austin, the strategic Tran, and I were walking out of Town. Austin was armed with a Desert Eagle, the strategic Tran was armed with Ike's M29, and I was armed with Yin and Yang.

Our intended rendezvous point was Sweet Apple Acres to meet up with Applejack's team if we weren't able to find any of the clones.

"Then they saw that I shared the same class!" I said.

Twilight started laughing like an idiot. "I can't believe you did that!"

"Serves them right that they thought I was an idiot. The funny thing was that in the end of the year, I had the top grades in that class and the teacher recommended me for the class that was a year level higher. Then there was this. When I went to school and did so well, fell asleep in class often, never studied any of my notes for anything and that included tests, and I never payed attention in class. Imagine if I did do all of that!!! I would have known more than the text books and teachers combined!"

I stopped walking. Austin and Twilight did the same. "What is it Tran?" Austin asked. I didn't answer.

"SCATTER!!!" I yelled. The four of us immediately ran to cover just in time for several bolts of purple lightning to impact our old positions. This was soon followed by light gunfire.

"Twilight, use an illusion spell to distract the clones. Austin, lay down some fire with that Deagle to make them think Twilight's illusion is real. The two of us will flank them. GO!!!" the strategic Tran said. More purple lightning impacted our cover.

Twilight's horn lit up and an image of me appeared that was shooting at them. Like said, Austin slowly fired at where the lightning came from.

Meanwhile, the strategic Tran and I drew both of our weapons and started climbing up the side of the building. Once on top, we saw who was attacking at us, two Ike clones, one Alex clones, one Logan clone, and an Andy clone. One Ike clone was armed with Nevan, the other Ike clone was armed with Cerebus, the Andy clone was armed with Andy's mythril taser staff, the Alex clone was armed with Agnus, and the Logan clone had Logan's compound bow. Worst of all, the Alex clone had Alex's Onyx armor.

'Time to act.' The two of us jumped off of the building and towards the squad of clones, shooting at them with our handguns. Almost immediately, the Ike clone with Cerebus died as the combined gunfire of the .44 magnum rounds fired from the strategic Tran's Pack-A-Punched S&W M29 and my demon powered .45 ACP DT fired from Yin and Yang ripped apart his body.

Upon landing, the Andy clone ran up to me, staff in hand. He took five steps before the two of us riddled his body with bullets, ending his life.

Killing those two clones had given Austin and Twilight enough time to advance on our location.  Upon the approach of our location, Austin managed to kill the Ike clone armed with Cerebus while he was fighting the strategic Tran and Twilight was able to hold the Logan clone long enough for the two of us Trans to drain his shield and kill him. However, the Alex clone still alive and he was going to be the hardest to kill as he was fully armored. Almost immediately, the Alex clone swung the devil arm at me. I easily dodged and jumped away.

I looked back at the Alex clone and the two of us stared at each other. I momentarily broke the stare with him and looked to the strategic Tran. I nodded once and he stepped away. I looked to Alex and drew both Yin and Yang, unloading the two pistols before I placed both Yin and Yan in their slide locked back position. I held both pistols by their barrels, looking at the clone. "Bring it."

The Alex clone ran forward, leading with a swing from Agnus. Seeing this ahead of time, I dodged and slammed the handle of Yin into the back of his head. He soon recovered and quickly tackled me in the waist, knocking me to the ground. He tried to keep me pinned down but as I used both of my legs to kick him up in the air. This sent him flying away long enough for me to get back up and rearm myself with Yin and Yang. Once he recovered, he charged at me again, leading with his Agnus again.

He attempted an overhead slash. I quickly blocked the slash with Yin and then slammed Yang into his face. Before he could recover, I kicked him in the face and disarmed him with Yin and Yang's grips. I quickly holstered Yin and Yang before I grabbed Agnus.

"Hello master" Agnus said. Instead of saying anything, I looked back to the clone, who still hadn't recovered from the kick to the face. Still loving demon powers. I dashed forward and stabbed Agnus him in the chest. The devil arm pierced through his armor and buried itself into his chest, finally killing the clone.

"Well that was irritating" I said.

The Hard Working Tran's Point of View

Alex, Applejack, the masochistic Tran, and I were walking out of town. Alex was armed with his Walther P88, Applejack was armed with her crossbow, the masochistic Tran was armed with Nick's M60, and I was armed with Nick's power fists.

Our team was supposed to meet up with Twilight's team at Sweet Apple Acres.

"Exactly why is he armed with the M60?" Alex asked.

"Cause he is" I replied.

"Think about it. One of the more dangerous pieces of you is armed with an M60. Is that a smart idea?" Alex asked.

"Yes."

"I can hear you guys" the masochistic Tran said. "Plus, all of us Trans can look into each other’s thoughts so I can hear you guys using his thoughts."

Sweet Apple Acres was coming into view... Along with six clones. Upon seeing them, the three of us took cover. "We have an Ike clone with A PPK, an Austin with a Colt Python, an Andy with an KRISS, another Andy clone with M1216, and a Logan with the axe of Perun" I said to the three others. Unfortunately, the Andy clone with an KRISS was armored in Andy's elite advanced rigs.

"Did they spot us?" Alex asked.

"No. They're completely oblivious to our presence" the masochistic Tran said.

"No we spotted you" we heard a voice said. The four of us turned to see who it was and saw the Austin clone with a Colt Python. He also just happened to be aiming the said weapon at Alex.

"Fuck" Alex said. Using my demon speed, I instantly closed the distance between me and the Austin clone before I ripped the Python out of his hands with my left hand and punched him in the jaw with my right hand. Before he could recover, I dashed forward to him and punched him in the face, this time caving in his face and killing him. Dear god these powerfists are overkill. No wonder Nick loves using them. I looked at the Python held in my hands covered in powerfists. I looked over to Alex and tossed the Python to him.

I looked out of where we were hidden and saw that the clones were gone. I turned around and looked at the others. "They're gone" I said. I heard the sound of a dirt behind stepped on a few feet away. I jumped out of my cover to where I heard the sound and landed on the Andy clone armed with the M1216, knocking him to the ground. Before he could come to his senses about what happened, I punched him in the face with my right hand, crushing his skull and killing him immediately. I should borrow Nick's powerfists more often.

I looked up and saw that I was surrounded by the other clones. It didn't help my situation that they were all pointing their guns at me or that I was only armed with two powerfists. Oh well.  You know, maybe they should focus on the fact that there was four of us.

A black bolt impacted the alive Andy clone in the helmet. It started blinking while flashing a red light, showing that it was an explosive bolt from Applejack's crossbow. The Andy clone attempted to pry off the bolt from his head and managed to do so, reminding me that the clone also had Andy's badges from the Mario universe.

*BOOM*

The small bolt detonated. Unfortunately, he was holding the explosive bolt in his hands when it detonated. Everyone turned to where the bolt came from, only for gunfire to rain down on the clones. Seeing this opportunity, I picked up the M1216 and fired four rounds of buckshot into the Logan clone. This drained his suit of some of the available power and was completely drained when I slammed a powerfist into his face. The clone finally died when I used the dropped Axe of Perun on his face.

Meanwhile, Alex's gunfire combined with Applejack's volley of arrows managed to kill the Ike clone.

I looked over to the Andy clone and he was pointing his KRISS at me. *CLICK* the Andy clone looked down at his jammed gun. Since was essentially a clone of Andy, his knowledge on firearms was extremely limited. In fact, there was a time when I went shooting with him and my dad and Andy wasn't able to clear a jam on the PPK he shot so he gave me the pistol to clear the jam. That was how bad he was with firearms. Old memories aside, the Andy clone fumbled with the KRISS as he tried to clear the jam. It was obvious that he wasn't going to be any successful at all, especially with a super advanced weapons platform that was the KRISS Vector. There are few words that can describe this failure. He epically epic failed epically. Yes, that was how bad it was.

Like the real Andy, I walked to him and smacked him upside the head. It knocked him to the ground. I picked up the KRISS Vector from where he dropped it and moved to where he was. I stood over him as he laid on the ground, holding the KRISS Vector. To add insult to injury, I unjammed the gun, then fired a shot into the air, proving that it was unjammed. I emptied the magazine into the clone's head. The bullets weren't able to pierce through the helmet as the helmet was armored with high grade titanium. I used my telekinesis to grab where I left the Axe of Perun and slammed it down onto the clone's helmet. Since the Axe of Perun was a literally a god's weapon, it was able to pierce through the helmet and kill him.

I looked over to Applejack. "Having fun there with that crossbow?"

The Nice Tran's Point of View

Fluttershy, Nick, and the Tran with the common sense, and I were walking inwards towards Town. Fluttershy had her martial arts, Nick had his Gravity Hammer further making him more overkill, the common sense Tran had Alex's sword of fire, and I had Nick's .500 S&W and Blue Rose. Despite being the Nice Tran, I still liked weapons.

Our intended rendezvous point was Rarity's boutique and to meet up with Rarity's team if we weren't able to find any of the clones.

"It’s funny how the you and Tran are like this sometimes" Fluttershy said. Nick was carrying Fluttershy in his arms and was scratching her head lightly.

"Well, Nick is a gentle giant if you stay on his good side and I am the reason why Tran is nice" I said. I stopped walking and looked off into the distance.

"What is it Tran?

"Shhh." I pointed off into the distance and standing fifty yards away from us were six clones, four of them Alex clones along with a Nick clone and an Ike clone. One Alex clone was armed with my M2-2, another with Rudra, another with my energy sword, another with Alex's Serbu Super Shorty, the Ike clone had a plasma cutter, and the Nick clone had my AA12. The Ike clone that had my plasma cutter also happened to have Ike's HEV suit. Why did the smart Tran have to make armor capable of stopping anti-tank rounds?

Then the Ike clone looked directly at me. Oh right. The HEV suit provides a short range tracker. I immediately took cover while both the clones and Nick and the common sense Tran charged at them. Fluttershy was taking cover alongside me.

"You too?" Fluttershy asked. I nodded. I peeked over my cover. Nick immediately kill two clones, both Alex clones, by sending them flying into nearby buildings with his Gravity Hammer. The common sense Tran killed another two Alex clones. Normally, running into battle isn't a good idea but the two of them were armed with deadly melee weapons and both of them had armor capable of stopping anti-tank rounds.

The other two clones however, were much harder to fight. Nick took on the Nick clone and Tran took on the Ike clone. Seeing this, the two of us jumped out of cover and ran towards the two remaining clones. I jump kicked Ike in the face while Fluttershy kicked Nick in the face, using her wings to increase her speed. I managed to knock Ike down, same thing with Fluttershy and Nick.

I quickly grabbed the plasma cutter from where Ike dropped it when he fell and shot it into the clone's face a few times. Luckily, the plasma rounds were able to penetrate his suit's helmet, killing him immediately. I looked over to Fluttershy. She was easily dodging every hit thrown by the giant. Then, the clone managed to land a punch on Fluttershy's left wing. I raised my plasma cutter and shot the Nick clone in the head, emptying the rest of the battery in the plasma cutter. The heated bolts of plasma were able to put down the giant as his head was now a charred piece of flesh.

"That wasn't nice" I said.

The Mature Tran's Point of View

Rarity, Ike, the Sadistic Tran, and I were walking inwards towards town. Rarity was armed with several gems (why Rarity?), Ike was armed with his AK47, the sadistic Tran was armed with my 870, and I was armed with my M4a1.

Our intended rendezvous point was Rarity's boutique and to meet up with Fluttershy's team if we weren't able to find any of the clones.

"Tran, why exactly why are we going to my boutique?" Rarity asked.

"The clones might search your home because you're an Element of Harmony" I replied. "There it is" I said, pointing to Rarity's boutique.

"I say sir. My boutique isn't an it. Carousel Boutique is a she" Rarity said.

"Okay?"

Out of nowhere, an Andy clone jumped out of a nearby bush and smacked Ike with Andy's staff. You know, the one that is capable of stunning someone with millions of volts. Ike fell to the ground immediately but luckily he was still conscious. The sadistic Tran just blinked once before he fired his Remington 870, aimed at the clone's head, effectively killing the clone.

Then five more clones appeared. There was Andy clone armed with a diamond shovel, an Alex clone with Palutina's bow, an Alex clone with the Sparda, a Nick clone with Andy's javelin gun, and an Austin clone with Austin's Life Leech whip. Also, the Austin clone happened to have been wearing Austin's ODST armor.

Ike, still lying down on the ground, was able to immediately gun down the Andy clone and the Alex clone that had Palutina's bow while the sadistic Tran shot the last Alex clone and Rarity just fainted. I open fired on Nick but the small 5.56X45mm rounds were barely affecting the giant. Ignoring the gunfire being rained on him, the Nick clone charged forward. Since I was fighting the Nick clone, Ike was fighting the Austin clone. I dodged in time and continued the gunfire, going over his head. I landed on the side opposite of him, facing away from him. I turned in round and saw a titanium stake flying at me. Reacting immediately, I dodged in time and fired back, this time using the under barrel M203. The high velocity explosive impacted the Nick clone in the head and exploded. However, the clone shrugged it off as he had a copy of Nick's nanobots. Again, I open fired with the M4a1 but it was still futile as the small rifle bullets angered him rather than harming. The Nick clone ran forward and attempted to punch me but failed when I dodged. He tried again and again I dodged. He kept on trying and every single time I dodged, only moving backwards when I dodged. Then I jumped away from the clone and went to where the Alex clones died. From there, I picked up the Sparda, feeling the all too powerful weapon in my hands. Before the Nick clone could do anything, he was already sliced in half from a slash that seemed to have came from nowhere when the attacker, i.e. me, was moving so fast that he wasn't able to me seen. I looked over to where the Austin clone was and saw that he was already killed by Ike.

Relaxing, I went over to each corpse and picked up their dropped weapons, temporarily placing them in my inventory. "Good job team. Let’s go." Since Rarity was unconscious, I picked her up and carried her in my arms, similar to how I usually carried Fluttershy.

Since I was connected to every other Tran personality, each of us knew that our team managed to kill that team of clones. I found out that the other teams managed to kill the rest of the clones and that each Tran personality was leading their team to Sweet Apple Acres.

-X-X-X-

Each team was back at Sweet Apple Acres where each of the Tran personalities were finally turned back into one being. The barrier that was placed over Ponyville had disappeared and the citizens of Ponyville were returning. Also, in the meantime, the right gear, weapons, and armor were given back to their respective owners. I had everything back in my inventory and my backpack back on my back.

"That was quite an adventure" I said. I reached into my backpack and pulled out a pack of gum. Everyone face palmed. "You know I love gum. I'm only here in this universe to kick ass and chew gum and I'm all out of ass." I popped a piece of mint gum in my mouth and started chewing. "Logan, your first official day of being an apprentice is tomorrow. Meet me at my shop. Also, I have something for you to have since you're my apprentice now." I reached into my backpack and pulled out a dark gray messenger bag before I handed it to Logan.

Logan took the bag and looked into it. "Does this have... A POCKET UNIVERSE?!?!?!?" Logan exclaimed.

"No. It has a pocket room. Like Andy's box, it holds a large amount of space in a small amount of available room. It's not as big but it’s more like a large storage room the size of an average grocery store isle except enlarged" I explained.

Then I heard flapping. I looked up and saw Celestia descending into Ponyville. She soon landed in front of us and everyone except for me bowed.

"Princess Celestia, what are you doing here?" Twilight asked.

"I heard about what happened and came here to see how everyone faired. Unfortunately, there was a large shield when I came and just tried again right now" Celestia explained.

Instead of saying anything, I pulled out Yang and shot Celestia in the face. Everyone gasped in surprise as she fell to the ground with a hole in her head.

"TRAN!!! WHAT THE FUCK/BUCK!?!?!?" everyone yelled.

I shushed all of them and pointed to the corpse. The corpse disintegrated and turned into black smoke. The smoke was rearranged into a black cloud that I knew as the Nightmare. "Smart move Tran" the Nightmare said. Instead of saying anything, I started firing at the Nightmare again and he teleported away.

"Tran, how did you know?" Twilight asked.

"I sensed his dark magic" I replied. I smiled at her then started rummaging through my backpack once again before I pulled out a one quart bottle of my 500 proof saki. "GANBEI (bottoms up[Chinese])!" I chugged down the bottle of alcohol and felt the familiar feeling of drunkenness.

Next Chapter: Chapter 28: Touch Them and I Will Rape You With a Cacitus Part 1 Estimated time remaining: 17 Hours
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