The scene is in Canterlot Castle in a very large living room with everyone there. Everyone looked dressed in comfortable clothing and there was a fire going in the fireplace for some reason. Luna looked up and smiled greatly:

"Hey there! Most pleased to see you again and I cannot tell you how thrilled I am to have received an almost perfectly positive response to my offer. So, with that being said…"

Luna turned to look at everyone first, receiving nods of encouragement. She turned back and spoke again:

"I'd like to welcome you all to the first installment of Political Fan-mail, with myself as well as Celestia…"

"Hi there!" she waved happily.

"…The Elements…" Luna gestured to all the girls so they could say their greetings:

"Good day!"

"Whatsup?!"

"Hiya Everybody!"

"Umm… H-Hey there!"

"Howdy, y'all!"

"Pleasure is mine!"

"…My personal guards and close friends Helmuth and Windfire…" Luna gestured to them and they saluted in a casual way.

"… and last but most certainly not least the sexy man and my significant other, Seafire!" Luna gestured to him, in which he was sitting right next to her.

"Hello!"

"Now, I'm sure after that scene at the tavern, as well as our other duties, it's a good idea to take a little break and respond to some questions and comments from the fans and subjects. Bear in mind that these questions are a combined pick from both major polling areas and it appears we've received a nigh perfect amount of things to respond to, so let us get started, shall we?" she asked rhetorically while shuffling some papers in front of her. Luna picked the first one up.

"Our first question comes to us from 'Dragon'z Wrath' from 'Fanfiction,' wherever that is, I suppose, and is addressed to… OOH! Twilight!" Luna said with eagerness, shooting the pretty bookworm a glance. Twilight sat up straight and prepared for what would be asked of her.

"And he writes…" Luna began.

"Dear Twilight,

If you and your hypothetical lover were to be in a feisty mood, would you do the whole teacher/student role playing? Complete with schoolgirl outfit that is just a mite too small for you?"

Luna finished reading and she was pursing her lips attempting to stifle enormous laughter.

Silence fell around the room and Twilight was as red as a tomato, attempting to cover her blush.

"Chchch… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dash busted out laughing and doubled over. Pinkie soon joined her on the floor, both crying. Luna buried her head in Seafire's shoulder and let it all out as well. Celestia attempted to stifle a giggle with a cough but it was unsuccessful. Dashie attempted to sit up and speak through her involuntary laughter:

"Oh my go-AHAHAHA! I can see it now! 'You solved for x, and I asked you to solve for y… now lick my ass' hahahahahaha!" Rainbow fell backwards and started pounding the ground as if attempting to get air.

"Hahahaha! No! Dashie, she'd be like 'Find x' and then she'd spread her legs!" Pinkie attempted to chortle out another response, although Dash's was better.

The two went into another fit of laughter regardless.

Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ just had their faces buried in their hands. In all honesty they were probably laughing too. Luna attempted to compose herself but the image of Dash's comment made its way into her head and she nearly spit her water out when she was drinking, and started choking on laughter. Twilight had gotten over the initial shock of the question and was just resting her head in one of her hands, looking at everyone in a bored fashion, the gesture pretty much saying "you done yet, assholes?"

Eventually, everyone composed themselves, save for the light squeaks that were emanating from RD and Pinkie who were leaning on each other.

"Ahem…" Twilight began, ensuring no interruptions.

"Well, it's a valid question, and obviously intended for humor. It had its intended effect, as you can see. But to answer, most likely not. Even though I haven't had much, if any experience in intimacy, the whole idea of 'role play' doesn't really appeal to me. Maybe that's because I'm jaded by my lack of experience but my answer stands firm for now," Twilight answered in her fashion. Luna and the others nodded in acceptance and thought.

"Student, that's not how you spell 'firm…' allow me to demonstrate 'firm,'" Rainbow Dash said with a horrible imitation of Twilight's voice. She and Pinkie dissolved into heavy snickers again. Twilight only rolled her eyes.

"Hehehe well then. You have your answer, and now let us continue," Luna said, burning up the first paper in magic before picking up the next in the small stack.

"Our next question comes from 'Gundamdragon' from Fimfiction… addressed to me!" Luna exclaimed with a giddy inflection in her voice. Clearly she was eager.

"Well, what's it say, Luna?" Windfire asked.

"I'm getting there. And he writes…"

"Dear Luna,

Have you ever gotten mail addressed to you as 'Nightmare Moon?'"

The others looked up in question. Celestia looked to her with a brow raised, as did the others.

"That's… actually an interesting question. I'm curious about that myself. Have you?" Tia asked. Luna was actually thinking about this one.

"Well, back then I didn't nearly get as many letters as you would, Tia, but… ACTUALLY YES!" Luna said as if she had an epiphany, an began shaking her head laughing.

"One time… ONE TIME… I received a letter from some anonymous person, a male nonetheless. This was about a few months after I had been redeemed by the Elements and was slowly rejuvenating. Anyway, I this letter came addressed to me as 'Nightmare Moon,' and I was livid. I thought maybe one of the guards was playing a cruel joke but I was ready to kill someone. For some reason though, I opened the letter and… I shit you not…" Luna said, pointing at everyone to reinforce her point. Everyone was listening intently.

"He wrote 'Nightmare Moon, from the night you made yourself known at the Summer Sun Celebration, I thought you were the sexiest woman alive. Would you do me the honor of wreaking eternal night on my asshole?'" Luna finished. Celestia's jaw dropped and the two guards lurched forward in suppressed laughter. Dash immediately fell backwards and excused herself to the bathroom. Copious amount of laughter could be heard behind the door.

"He did not!" Celestia and Twilight leaned forward with pure shock on their faces.

"He most certainly did. Of course, then, I destroyed a few things venting my anger out at the uncouth letter. If I received that now, I'd probably laugh my ass off at the context. I mean, seriously… '…wreak eternal night on my asshole…' Just let that image sink into your heads," Luna added at the end.

"hahahahahahaha! Please! No more! I'm gonna have a heart atta—hahahaha!" Dash screamed, although heavily muffled behind the large bathroom door. It was very evident that Rainbow had a soft spot for gross sexual humor, even if it really wasn't all too funny. The others let themselves laugh a bit before it died down, Dash rejoined and collected herself, and they were ready to move on. Luna burned up the paper and picked up the next.

"Our next question hails from 'High Roller' from Fanfiction, addressed to Helmuth!" Luna announced. Helm straightened up and prepared for the worst, as he had been hearing. Laughing at other's expense comes around full circle.

"And he writes…"

"Helmuth,

Why are you so slow? Six hot girls and only one of you? Pick up the pace, Man!"

Helmuth rubbed his temples in frustration as the Elements all hid their own respective blushes, their clothes feeling tighter and the room temperature increasing for some reason. Celestia seemed curious.

"Yeah, Helm. He's got the right idea… pick up the pace!" Windfire shouted, smacking him playfully on the back of the head.

"Shut your hole, dude. If you're so sure why don't you help me out?" he chided playfully.

"In case you forgot the last few weeks because you suddenly became the first autistic member of the Guard's Force, I'm kinda with Celestia right over there," Windfire responded, gesturing to Tia, who only smiled sweetly at him. Windfire leaned in close to Helm's ear.

"She's probably got the fuckin' stamina of those six combined though…" he whispered.

"Hey! As if you were complaining at all!" Celestia replied sarcastically. She obviously heard him.

"ANYWAY," Helm raised his voice, quieting the bickering down.

"I don't jump into things. I like to see, or know, rather, where paths lead and choose appropriately. I also want to take this endeavor delicately in order to prevent any possible backlash and sadness. I'm not in that business, so, there's your answer," he said. He glanced towards the girls, giving them a nice smile. They smiled and waved back. Luna burned the letter and picked the next one up

"Our next question comes from 'RainbowDragon' of Fimfiction, addressed to Celestia," Luna said, nodding to her sister. Tia beamed before readying herself.

"All ears!"

"Very well then… And he writes:"

"Dear Celestia,

Do you like… BANANAS?"

Luna couldn't help but snicker at that. The others had no idea what they were talking about. This was obviously an insider. Celestia had a furrowed face, as if she wasn't amused.

"You know, I feel that's all anyone really remembers me for. Seriously, I teach the nation about the magic of friendship… nothing. I go out and mingle with the public as often as I can… still nothing. Yet one time, long ago, I catapult a random person who was asking me something, AS A JOKE, MIND YOU… and that's all I'm remembered for… being a psychotic 'troll,' or whatever they call it," Celestia said with a playful inflection.

"But Tia, you are a complete asshole…" Luna pointed out with a smug grin. Celestia only looked at her incredulously.

"To you, maybe. It's my job. However, to answer the question… Luna you wanna help me with this? Because I think this is obligatory," Celestia gestured to Luna, who caught on immediately.

"Indeed, Tia. So, do you like… BANANAS?" Luna asked. They both then grinned at each other…

"Because you're going bananas on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON, BIIIIAAAATCH!" they both said loudly and with the appropriate hand gestures. The others had no idea what to make of the situation, still as confused as before. The two regal sisters laughed heartily before Luna burned the letter up and took up the last one.

"Our final letter comes from 'Fetch' of Fimfiction… addressed to me. And he writes:"

"Luna,

Perhaps you should make a tumblr blog, Princess.

Though be forewarned, there are many other Princess Luna's already there. Many of them not Homo sapien but Equus sapien.

Tumblr has, somehow, caused multiple realities to be able to communicate with each other."

"I think I'll pass on that one. I've seen what lurks deep in the depths of the internet. But… Equus Sapien? That is a most interesting development, especially with differential reality communication. I must have a team examine this closely. Perhaps Twilight can help me there…" Luna said, deep in thought. After a while, she shook herself out of her own thoughts.

"Anyway, that's all we have for today, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you all enjoyed the first installment of Political Fan-mail as much as we did, surely. Thank you all for your questions and comments, and please, feel free to mail your questions in anytime! They will, hopefully, be addressed in the next session. So, that concludes our little meeting. Thanks for joining us all and stay tuned for the next real update, coming soon!

"Goodbye, my subjects!" Luna said with a wave and a beaming smile. The others did the same before the scene vanished in a bright flash of light… ultimately fading to darkness.