Equestrian Politics
Chapter 18: Intermission: Announcement from Luna
Previous Chapter Next ChapterPrincess Luna sat in a comfy looking chair in what looked like her private study, her right leg crossed over her left. She was in casual rest clothing, consisting of not much more than a loose shirt and some shorts. She beamed with a genuine smile.
"Hi, Everyone! I'm most pleased to be able to speak with you, but unfortunately this isn't something of only pleasure. I, in fact, have an announcement to make."
She continued talking animatedly with her hands.
"So far, it warms my heart to know that many of you have been rooting for me since I had the theoretical stick up my ass. After all, being accepted and loved by others is really what I've truly wanted. You've given me that, and so, I'd like to give you something in return, thus, hear me out:
"I'm sure hearing about my… or our adventures… ummm, actually I think 'misadventures' is more apt, rather, might fill your heads with some questions; usually about what's happening, what background is behind something, the meaning conveyed by another action, et cetera et cetera. So, I would like to extend the opportunity to you all, if you would like to, to get these thoughts clarified.
"What do I mean? Well, as you know not all of our adventures are documented, as many are rather short, extremely boring or what not. Also, it takes a while sometimes for our personal slave writer to document said adventures anyways. So, at random times when there's a lull in activity… or whenever the hell I feel like it, actually, I would like to take a break from the real world and answer some questions that were submitted either to me, Celestia, Seafire, or anyone else you might have a question or comment for. They can range from our past, present, predictions of the future, thoughts on something, pretty much anything you can conjure up… within reason of course. I know some of you out there…" she lowered her face into a mock scowl.
"You'll use this opportunity to attempt to annoy the shit out of myself and others, so no enormously inappropriate questions will be answered, should they be submitted. Of course, we cannot answer all questions in a session, so they'll be personally handpicked.
"So, my faithful subjects, is this something you would all be interested in? Please do let me know. I don't anticipate my standing in Ponyville to end after merely a month like last time, so there's plenty of room for maneuverability here. Do let me know down in the section below.
"The choice is up to you. Aye, or Nay? I'll leave you with that," Luna finished with a smile while moving her hand through her hair.
"Luna, are you talking to yourself again? And shouldn't you be somewhere in Las Pegasus?!" Celestia yelled out from a distance.
"And shouldn't you be minding your own damn business!?" Luna shouted back.
"Lulu Imma slap the shit out of you if you don't—"
"Execute your aforementioned action, Sodomite, and guess where thy next Friendship Letter is going! I'll give thee a hint: It involves thy anu—"
"Shut the fuck up, Luna, and get your Lunar ass back Las Pegasus with haste, unless you want a fist in yours!" Celestia countered with inflection on the last word. Luna merely sighed.
"She's no fun, as you can tell. Can you believe I used to be worse than that?!" Luna asked in a whisper.
"Either way, do comment on your opinion of my offer. I look forward to hearing from you, and either way, I look forward to seeing you all soon!" Luna finished with another smile and wave.
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