Friday, the last day of fighting for the Builders League United (BLU for short) and Revaliable Excavation Demolition (RED). What fighting you ask? The fighting between 18 mercenaries! They are fighting over lands! But they are no ordinary mercenaries! There's the Scout, youngest of them all, his role is to capture the flag (a briefcase), distract enemies and run around. He wields a scattergun, a bottle of milk, which magically regenerates over time, and a bat with a nail sticking out of it (called a Sandman). There is the Soldier, who shoots rockets with his rocket launcher (a WWII one!), shoots down MAGGOTS with his shotgun, and smashes enemies to pieces with his statuette made out of Australium, a statuette featuring Saxton Hale himself! Here is also the Spy, who has a revolver, a knife and a gold, pocket watch, which allows him to get shot and become invisible for a short amount of time. He also is an owner of the disguise kit, which makes him look like an enemy (RED) or disguise himself like a teammate. He also has a sapper, which destroys enemy mechanical constructions. We also have the Sniper! He has a Sniper Rifle (duh!), a jar of piss (which also regenerates) and a machete.

It was raining on the battlefield, which the mercenaries call cp_granary (cp stands for control point).

"Incoming milk!" announced the Scout, spraying milk on a teleporter, set up by the enemy engineer.

"Jarate!" shouted the Sniper, doing the same what his teammate, the Scout did,

"Zhat are you tvo, imbesiles, doing?" asked the Spy, sapping the teleporter, not touching the milk and piss deadly combination. "You do realize, that zis doesn't damage ze teleporter?"

"Calm down, spook!" replied the Sniper, chuckling "We're just having some fun, we almost won! Its twenty second to whole three minutes!"

"Zhy do I even bother?" asked the Spy no one, and sighed, turning around to go and protect the point.

WSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

»»» Equestria, one minute ago. «««

Twili- Princess Twilight Sparkle sat in the library, on a comfortable red couch finishing reading a book titled "Long Range Teleportation, and its Dangers. A book by Canterlot Magic College" a book, she bought and read- no! Devoured in 30 minutes!

"Well, of to test it!" she said. "Spiiike! I'm off to try some new spells!"

She focused, and channeled magic to her horn, making it softly glow purple, the same color as her coat. It (the glow) was getting more deep until...

FLASH!

»»»Back on Granary«««

"What ta' hell?!" shouted the Scout, surprised that the teleporter, which was sapped by Spy, teleported someone from the enemy team. "This teleporter isn't supposed to work! It was sapped! It isn't possible for any enemy to pass!"

He was right...

No enemy passed.

Twilight Sparkle Point of Vision

A flash, just like expected when teleporting, but it was FAR too long. It was soon accompanied with ringing, like a grenade just exploded, which shouldn't be! When the ringing stopped, she opened her eyes. She was shocked, by what she had seen.

Humans, as in the creatures of myths, extremely dangerous! They were on tier 0 in the... bestiary? Why are those humans wearing clothing? Aren't they supposed to be stupid? If she gets out of this alive, nopony will believe what she had seen. There were three humans, holding strange things. They were all dressed! The most farthest away one was dressed in a blue suit, and a baclava on his head. Another one, was wearing a cap, blue shirt, and black pants to knees. The last one, had a hat on his head, big glasses on his nose, a blue shirt, brown west and long, brown pants.

"Oh crap..." was all she managed to say, before blacking out. Next Chapter: Chapter 1: Problem Estimated time remaining: 14 Minutes