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A Better Life

by Happy_McDull

Chapter 2: On the ground, again

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On the ground, again

"Wait, he what?!" said Twilight. After they found the strange pony that was falling, they took him to the closest place that they knew some-pony was home. Twilight's house. She always is. When they got to her house, they told her about what happened. A unicorn in the sky, strange how he even got up there, and all the other things, like him fainting when he saw Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.

"Well... this is strange. A unicorn that somehow was in the sky... interesting..." said Twilight.

"So, uh, why would he faint at seeing us? Its not like its his first time. Right?" asked Rainbow.

"Well, maybe where he comes from, there are no pegasi, and freaked out at seeing you two. Its happened before. you remember that new pony last year from Trottingham? Never seen a unicorn. This is no different," said Twilight.

"O.k, so he must be from somewhere where the are no pegasi. But he should still at least KNOW about us, right?" said Rainbow.

"Well, considering from your story, its no doubt he never seen a real one, and was overwhelmed at seeing you. Like I said, its happened before," said Twilight.

"Ugh... what happened?" said the mysterious pony.

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Kyle was just in the middle of a really cool dream, but unfortunately for him, he woke up from a voice.

"Ugh... what happened?" said Kyle, thinking out loud. Then, he see's the three ponies.

"God, I hope this is a dream. If it isn't, then I must have had a lot of vodca, because I see 2 little winged horses and one with a horn. Jeez, this is weird..." when he said that, one of the pony things cocked her head in confusion.

"Who are you talking too?" asked the Unicorn.

"Holy shit! You just talked? Wait.... wait.... I get it now, I'm dreaming. I'll just hit myself to wake me up," when he did, he felt it, but didn't wake up.

"Ho...ly...shit. I am awake, so this is real... o.k then... this is really fucked up," Then the unicorn walked up to him.

"Sir, do you know how you happened to be in the sky?" asked the unicorn.

"Whats it to you? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get out of here and find a bar to get this pastel world through my system... My brain isn't... gonna let me understand.... this..... place," Kyle said in an accent of a delusional person.

"Oh no... your not going anywhere, Mr. Don't-give-a-buck!" said the cyan, Rainbow maned winged pony, as she plowed right into him, keeping him from going on a rampage, because of what he said.

"Buck? What are you, Canadian?" said Kyle, confused about the way she cursed.

"Rainbow Dash! Why did you do that?" yelled the unicorn. Kyle guessed that the pegasus on him was Rainbow Dash.

"Twilight, you heard what he said. This unicorn is crazy!" Kyle then guessed the unicorn is Twilight. Very strange names. He then guessed because of him looking like them, because a mirror is next to him, he should think of a ridiculous name, too. He thought 'Lets see... Red hair, grey body color, huh, my eyes are now purple. Red can sometimes be gloomy, and the grey is the color of night. Gloomy Night should be my name, then,"

"Going to a bar makes him crazy, Rainbow Dash? Really? You need to be on the ground more often," said Twilight, the unicorn. You tell her, lady. Let me leave.

"Ugh... fine," said the Rainbow Pegasus. Then as she got up, she held her hoof out to help Kyle up.

"Here. Can't lay there all day. Heh, sorry I did that. Names Rainbow Dash. Fastest pegasis in all of Equestria," Kyle just nodded, having NO idea what she's saying about this so called, 'equestria'.

"And I'm Twilight Sparkle. Whats your name?" Kyle just forgot what he desided his name was gonna be in this random place for about 3 seconds, until he remembered.

"Gloomy Night. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm leaving..." and out the door he goes. The last thing he hears before leaving is the pegasus, who didn't say a word, whisper, 'that was a bit rude.' Now, its time to explore. First, he see's there are nothing but cartoon looking things, and nothing three dimentional. This annoyed his brain, trying to adjust to the new vision. As he was walking, because of his brain being annoyed, he got alot of headaches. The next thing he noticed is, ponies here all have a picture on them. A tatoo? No, nothing electronic is seen in the stores. Birthmark? No, they can't be in multiple colors. Then, as he was still thinking, he ran into a pony who for some reason smelled of cotton candy.

"Hi there! Oh, I've never seen you before! You must be new, or I just never noticed you! Either way, I'm throwing you a welcome party! My name is Pinkie Pie! Whats yours?" said the hyper pony. This got Kyle's head spinning very fast. So many things she said in so little time. He only caught the question, 'whats your name'.

"Uhhh.... Gloomy Night. Now, I think you doing.... whatever you said, is cool and all, but for now, I just want to be left alone," said Kyle. Then he saw the mane get flat and darker.

"Oh... ok, then. Just trying to make you feel welcome," said Pinkie Pie. Welcome? Thats a first. Scince when did someone want to make him feel happy? When she saw the huge eyes start to watter, this made him change his mind.

"Hey, hey, dont cry. *sigh* Fine... you can do.... that thing you said," after Kyle said this, Pinkie's hair when back to normal, puffyness and smelling of cotton candy. "Eeeeee! Good! I'll start on it now!" What is she starting? Whatever it is, it must be something she REALY wants to do it, if she cries being told 'no'. Well, back to looking around. The next ting he saw, was a big castle far away in the side of a mountain. How it even STAYED on it without falling because of gravity isenought to make his headache worse.

The next thing he saw in the distance was a tree farm. "At least they dont eat the ground, like the horses I know about," said Kyle, thinking outloud.

"Why the hay would we all, eat te'h ground?" said a voice in a waster accent. Kyle heard the voice and turned around, to find an orange pony with a brown stetson on. "We dont do things like them thar fru fruey ponies, but we are not THAT uncivil. Hay, in mah book, this is normal. Names Applejack owner of Sweet Apple Acres, yonder there," she said as she pointed at the farm. Apple tree's, huh? How they can even plant things with the little hooves, let alone harves them, was making the already worse headache, evn more bad, and caused him to pass out. "Oh, ponyfeathers, whats going on with you? I better help ya," she said as she put him on her back, and walked to the farm. Next Chapter: (Note) Estimated time remaining: 1 Minutes

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