Author's note: "Please help out this project by placing comments, tracking, and rating, but most importantly reading. About this chapter: I think I will have a tought time making this. As hard it is for a native English speaker to rhyme, it becomes 10 times as hard for an not-native English speaker. Please help me, and correct my English wherever you can!"

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"If we are what we eat,
most of us will be treat."

"So... You're saying we're not what we eat?"", Applebloom said.

"That is correct,
but we're getting off subject.
You came here with a goal,
what is it, what questions your soul?"

"I want to learn to rhyme as you do!"

"You should not want this,
people will see you as a freak, not as a miss."

"Not all the time, but a little bit, just to see if I can get a rhyming cutie mark!"

"Very well,
but don't you want to bring your friends: Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle?"

"Nah, they don't have the patience!"

"For this we require something rare,
you know this already, young mare.
We require a montage,
a -"

"A MONTAGE"

(Insert epic montage song here, have a compilation: Montage songs compilation )

Applebloom is repeating sentences what Zecora says.

FLASH

Applebloom is reading a dictionary.

FLASH

Applebloom stands next to a chart with different rhyme schemes.

FLASH

Applebloom drinks a potion, and her tongue starts turning around. Author's note: "Don't try to imagine that. It's just something to help her pronounce words."

FADE

"And how are you holding up?"

"My sister's dog has a pup!"

"I'm sorry to say,
but rhyming may not be your way,
to a cutie mark,
maybe there's something else you should embark?
Something you're already good at,
not the exotic ways of chat."

"but... but..."

"You see,
I got my rhyming skills from falling of a tree.
My brain was damaged by the fall
Then I started rhyming, at first: small.
Later, I started rhyming more,
and then my non-rhyming ways were done for.
I couldn't stop,
but my sentence would drop,
when I couldn't find a rhyme,
that gave me a very hard time.
Let this fate not befall to you,
it is not a worthy goal to pursue."

"Isn't there anything else you can teach me?"

"I could tell you about potions,
who can affect emotions.
About ones who can give you incredible power,
but only last for an hour."

"Can you teach me how to make a potion who makes everyone happy?"

"I can, but they have been declared illegal,
But I can you teach you one who can give you eyes like an eagle."

"I want an happy potion!"

"It wil only make you happy for a while,
And then begone, will be your smile."

"Teach me! Teach me! Teach me!"

"Be warned, if you walk under the effects of this potion into town,
everyone will see you as a clown.

"okay, just teach me already!"

"First off, we take bit of poison joke,
but be sure that it is not he curse you invoke.

(It's time for another montage: Montage songs compilation )

Zecora and applebloom are collecting herbs.

FLASH

They're mixing herbs now.

FLASH

A bowl of water is filled with mashed herbs.

FLASH

The bowl is now on the fire.

FLASH

They divide the water into two portions, they start addding more herbs

FLASH

Applebloom's portion explodes. Zecora's shakes her head.

FADE

"I'm not good at potions."

"It seems that your mark is not in this,
but we still have 1 potion what doesn't taste like piss."

"How do you know?"

"Try it,
just a tiny bit."

Applebloom drinks the whole bowl empty, and passes out with an huge smile on her face.

Epilogue:

Applebloom became an addict, Zecora was sent to jail. Without a supply of potion Applebloom became depressed and took her own life. Long story short: don't do drugs, they're bad.

Alternative happier epilogue:

Applebloom Pinkie-promised to never drink it again, she was moved into a clinic, and when she came out, she spend the rest of her life teaching fillies how about drugs are. Zecora was send off with a fine.

Author's note:"I had no idea on what to do with this chapter, it has been renamed and rewritten atleast 2 times. Zecora's rhyming origin comes from this comic: Zecora begins
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