"Really Flutters?" Pinkie smiled as she put the paper down. "Element of Harmony arrested for disturbing the peace. Weird news, huh?" She looked over at the nurse. "Right?"

"What! Where did you even come from?" The nurse reared back. "Wait... how do you know that mare is being-"

Fluttershy came crying out from the hall way, a guard next to her.

"Well!" Pinkie said bouncing along. "Now its my turn. By creepy changeling nurse!"

"Yeah, bye." The nurse growled from the head ache. Her eyes snapped open as the pink tail disappear around the corner. 'How did she know?'

Pinkie was hopping along, humming a random tune as she went. She tripped and looked back to see hoof marks in the floor, curious she bent down and pulled out a magnifying glass.

"Applejack has been here." She said stroking her chin. She sniffed the air. "And I can smell cirrus. Rainbow Dash tried to get in too."

She smirked as she rounded the next corner, the sight wasn't unusual in her mind, just slightly off.

A large hole was in the far wall, tears on the floor and holes, hoof marks and armor coated in plaster were in the walls and on the floor.

The guards, when they saw her, all blocked her way entirely, in a solid wall of metal and fur. Weapons and horns pointed at her.

"Don't worry you silly fillies!" She giggled bouncing up to them and poking a spear. "Ohh! Sharp! You know that reminds me of a story..."

One guard in the front lowered his ears.

'By the sun and moon! Make this torture stop!'

"... So the alligator jumped..."

'She's still talking?'

"...And then! The room was filled with books! and..."

'What? That doesn't make any sense!'

"... But then the griffon and the dragon were in the back and..."

'What!?'

"And then there was this coconut and pick axe..."

"Stop! Just stop and go in!" Plaster finally yelled breaking the wall. "Just stop talking and go in!"

"We'll all you had to say is you wanted me to stop talking." She frowned. "I-If you really want me to go... then... fine." She sniffed once before running out, a literal stream of tears behind her as she let out a high pitched whine.

"Nice going!" Another guard called out. "Look what you did! You made the poor girl cry!"

"What's wrong with you!" A mare walked up.

"Me!?" Plaster said getting up. "Your the one who deliberately made Fluttershy cry! I didn't know she was that emotional! And plus," He turned to a guard still getting up. "All I heard from you was, 'Make her stop! Make her stop!' So don't any of you go and patronize me for a mistake that the rest of you were about to do to!"

All of them just stood there, silently looking down at the floor. All but one who was going towards the door.

"Hey! Who are you?" Plaster said walking up to the lone guard. "Well? Report soldier!"

The guard in question, was wearing a set of purple armor, his mane and muzzle were clear as they stuck out.

He turned and all the other guards immediately stood in a line, faces as emotionless as stone.

"I am captain Shining Armor, and the princess has requested for me to check on my sister." He pulled out a scroll with a seal and held it out. "Look for yourself."

The guard took the parchment away, and his jaw dropped before a wild grin formed.

"So... your taking my position here?" He asked eyes darting from the letter to Shining.

"Correct." Shining said uneasily.

"I quit!" The guard yelled out teleporting out of his armor. "I don't have to deal with any more of you! I can be free!" He ran down the hall and disappeared in maniacal laughter.

"Do I even want to know?" Shining said face-hoofing.

"We've been attacked by most of the Elements of Harmony." A guard spoke up.

"What? Attacked? Why?"

"They all wanted to see the patient."

"I'll make sure shes alright. I saw Pinkie setting something up outside." He opened up the door and walked in, not even saying a hello back to the colt reading the sports magazine in the bed.

"Twilight, are you awake yet...?" Shining asked peeking under the curtain.

She didn't respond, she just laid there, mouth hanging open, tongue lolling out to the side, and a soft snore was coming from her.

He smiled but then grimaced.

"They need to get larger blankets." He said as he pulled the blanket back over her and saw a small smile form on the corners of her lips.

He was about to leave when something shinned in his eye. He looked to the curtain and saw a red dot moving around rapidly before settling on the center.

'What the...?' He thought as he followed a dim stream leading to it. 'Oh no...' His eyes widened as he saw a blue canon outside.

He saw a ring of smoke as a pink blur shot out, he ducked and put up a shield protecting them from the shards of glass when Pinkie flew through the window.

He looked up and saw her smiling while mouthing, "Hi Shining!"

He heard a loud crash and put down the shield, he looked back and saw the colt asleep, dust in the air and a hole in the wall with a pink flank sticking out.

He rolled his eyes before going around to see only half of Pinkie. His eyes widened as he saw the other guards wrapped in streamer cocoons.

"Hey Shinning!" Came one voice but multiplied by six.

His ears folded back as he looked behind him and saw six Pinkies.

"How...?" He said backing away before drawing his sword. "Pinkie! Whichever one of you is the real one! Your under arrest!"

They all giggled and stepped forward.

"Come on Shinning," They all said. "Don't you want to bake..." All of them pulled knives out of their manes, and then their manes went flat as they got a disturbing smile. "Cupcakes!?"

"No." He growled readying his sword.

One of them charged and brought two knives down. He parried them nd sent the flat end of the sword across her head. She puffed up into the air and imploded before a trail of pink mist flew out.

He was about to question it when he heard the collective gasp and animistic growl from the others.

Two charged this time, one coming down, the other from his right. He grabbed the one in the air and pinned her to the wall as he dealt with the one on his right.

"Stand down. I don't want to hurt you." He said.

She merely shook her head before trying to uppercut him with a knife. He reared his head back before slamming it into her head. She fell, eyes going in circles before falling to the floor and doing the same as the first.

He turned to the pinned one and hit her across the top of the head with his sword.

He looked back at the others, pure unbridled malice in their eyes. Another two charged, both on the sides but they kept running between each other.

'Which one! Which one!' He thought as they both jumped and propelled themselves onto the wall using each others hooves.

He smirked as they both jumped at the same time, he ducked and saw four knives fall to the ground followed by two pops.

He looked back to the last one, who had malice and uncertainty in her eyes as she looked around.

"Its just you and me." He said picking up his sword. "Now come along peacefully."

"Not a chance creme puff." She snickered before forcing air into her cheeks.

She puffed out her cheeks and raised her front hooves into the air. Shinning watched in awe, horror and confusion as four little stubs popped out.

She flexed them before puling out her own sword followed by a scythe.

"What are you waiting for? Permission from mommy?" She snickered at him.

"Ladies first." He growled.

"Then why don't we both attack?" She laughed before charging on her back hooves.

He ran forward and met her sword with his, sending sparks flying. He saw the scythe come up below him and jumped to the side as it sliced past him.

He took the sword out from her grasp and jumped back as she swiped at him with the scythe again.

"That all you got?" He asked as he heated the handle up on the scythe to near melting.

She glanced at the handle smirking as smoke from her hooves.

"That was getting boring anyway." She shrugged throwing the blade away.

And then reached into her mane to pull out an axe, sparking with electricity.

"What? No, that's not right! You should be getting electrocuted!" Shinning yelled. "All of its metal!"

The Pinkie stopped wide eyed before her body started jolting in the air, her flesh and muscle black while her bones stuck out like snow.

She stopped, smiled and blew out a puff of smoke before her and the other weapons imploded into smoke.

"D-Did the universe just correct itself after I said something about it?" He said aloud.

He felt a small amount of dust hit his snout. He looked up and saw another Pinkie, the real Pinkie looking down with night vision goggles and a black sweater as she crawled along the ceiling with suction cups.

"I'm under arrest, aren't I?" She asked.

"Yes, yes you are." He pulled out a pair of hoof cuffs, but before he could reach her she jumped down and, in a literal pink blur, all the damage to the building was fixed. "What..." He stared blankly at the mare in front of him.

"I'm good at cleaning." She giggled as she slipped her hoof cuffs on. "Well, come on silly! Aren't I under arrest?"

"Yes, now go." He waved her off as another guard came up.

He grabbed her and was dragged along as she bounced down the hall.

What is with that mare?' Every pony in the hospital thought.