Phase and me ran down the hallway with the swarms of guards following close behind. Thanks to whatever was giving me better everything, I was able to run for longer and faster. The problem was trying not to double back into the same hallway.

“Phase do you have any idea where you are going?!” I yelled to the small changeling that was running next to me.

“What do I look like a guard!?” She retorted. Then she blinked and sighed. “Never mind what I just said. Anyway I have never been here, So we need to make do!”

I sighed and continued to run until I was tripped by something and fell onto my face. Phase was about to stop, but then saw the massive amount of guards closing in on me and continued to bolt. I somewhat got up until a hoof pushed me back down.

“Guards! I have caught the creature!” Said the pony which I had beaten earlier. I turned my head and saw the pony in question. ‘I am going to break you in half someday Blueblood.’ I thought.

He had given the guards just enough time to catch up to me. Phase had gone around the corner and was gone. ‘Well at least one of us got away.’

“Thank you prince Blueblood. We can take it from here.” Said a guard that was walking up behind me.

“I think not! I shall take this monster to my aunts and then show them that Shining Armor is inferior!” He said with smug tone. I decided to pipe up and demean him.

“Actually all you did do was trip me.” I said earning gasps from all of the ponies present. I sat up and sighed. Then I felt something sharp poe my back. Turning my head I saw the shine of a spear pressed against my coat. I chuckled and stood up while raising my hands in the air.

“Okay. Y’all caught me. You can take me to the cell again.” I said with a mock defeated tone. I heard a few guards snicker. “What’s so funny?”

“Your not going back to the cell! Your going before the princess!” A guard said.

“Well fuck....” I said. I felt the spear poke my back and I was forced to go forward. I kept my hands held high while I walked. Not even 5 minutes of walking before I was back in front of the massive doors with the sun and moon symbol.

I looked at the doors.and then looked at where we came from. ‘Oh wow...I suck at directions......and navigating castles apparently.’ I thought as I was pushed through the doors.

I fell through the doors and fell on the ground. They were kind enough to help me up ,although they did put cuffs on me. They pushed me towards the princesses who were currently watching me like a hawk. I was finally put in front of them. Well about 10 or more feet away, but in front of them nonetheless.

“Hello creature.” Said Celestia while her sister studied me.

“Bonjour princesse, il est bon de vous revoir. comment allez-vous?(Hello princess, it is good to see you. How are you?)” I said with a smirk. She scowled then smirked.

“Je vais bien, mais pourquoi m'appelez-vous celly?” She responded.
(I'm fine, but why do you call me celly?)

“Principalement parce que je le peux.(Mainly because I can.) Ah so you speak french?” I asked still smiling. “Maybe you can tell me why you ran away after you named my species without asking me.” Then my smile turned to a frown.

She seemed to fidget in her seat, but kept her face. Even while her sister looked to her as did all the guards. ‘Got a hell of a poker face, I will give her that.’ I thought.

“Well?” I asked.

“You are not asking the questions here. We are.” She said pointing to her sister and then her self. I chuckled at how she evaded my question. The guards walked to different positions along the rooms walls. Only two were left and they were flanking me.

“Now let us begin. Who are you?” Celestia asked. I shook my head and laughed.

“The name is Slayer. Slayer Broman.” I said with a smile.

“Alright mister Broman. Why are you here?” She said.

“I am here because I walked on my own two feet!” I said with the same shit eating smile. She frowned and I could have sworn I saw Luna giggle.

“Not how you got to the courtroom, How you got to Equestria! My sister informed me that you ran out of an alley way screaming like a banshee.” She said with a smirk. I gave a mock pout and looked at luna.

“Ah lu-lu now why did you go and do that?” I said. Everyone gasped at glared at me. Especially Luna. “What? I thought formalities had gone out the window by now.”

“HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT US CREATURE!!” Luna bellowed in her canterlot voice. I must say that it was louder in person.

“Well Sooorry! Jeez some ponies can’t take a joke.” I said with a snicker. Then the asshole I kicked around like a soccer ball earlier walked up behind me.

“You will respect the princesses welp!” He yelled. I turned around and saw with with something that resembled a whip in his magical grasp.

“Shouldn’t you keep that in the bedroom blueblood?” I said pointing to his weapon/tool. I saw almost ALL of the guards snicker at the comment. Blueblood, on the other hand, blushed and raised it. In complete reflex, I grabbed the whip thing and kicked Blueblood across the room and watched him fly through the doors of the courtroom. Soon a crash was heard and I dropped the whip.

Then I sniffed and looked back at the princesses. “So...Where were we?” I asked. Celestia had a look of awe and happiness. Luna on the other hand gave a small hoof pump and went back to her normal demeanor. All of the guards were staring at me though and I was getting really nervous.

“What? That douche had it coming.” I said looking around at all the guards. “He~ll~o?”

“Guards please leave.” Celestia said with a stern tone. All the guards quickly left and the door shut with a slam. She then got off her throne and walked straight up to me.

“Slayer Broman...” She started.

“yeees?” I said urging her to continue.

“You have assualted a-”

“Complete douche that had it coming to him for years?” I questioned with some hope in my eyes.

Back in the control room with all of Celestia’s pranksters. Church the spartan was laughing his ass off as he watched the footage of Blueblood getting kicked out of a door again and again.

“I can’t believe it finally happened! Oh god that jerk-off had it coming!” He said as he stopped the footage and went back to the current scene. Then he remembered something.

“Hey everyone! Celly messed up! Pay up bitches! Cause I’m FUCKING RIIICH!” He said looking over the crowd. The crowd groaned and soon the sound of coins hitting the stage, at which Church sat, was heard.

“Aaahh. Music to my ears.” He said as he collected the money off the stage and placed it into a small leather sack. “Hey! Where the fuck do you think you are going?” He pointed to a pony who was trying to sneak out of the room. “Gimmie the five bits!” he then got a bag of coins tossed at him. He quickly catches it and put the bits in the other bag.

“Alright... That was all of you guys. Now.... I’ve got some serious spending to do.” Church said as he left the stage to go spend/think of ways to spend his newly obtained money. “Shit, its like a thousand bits in this bag...”

“No Slayer. You assaulted a prince. Royalty, Slayer.” She said getting serious.

“Okay okay, I will go willingly if you can look me in the eyes and tell me that he didn’t deserve it.” I said to celestia while looking her in the eyes.

“He....He....” She tried to start as she looked me in the eyes.

“He...What?” I asked with a smirk.

“He did deserve it!! Every last blow to his cranium! He did deserve it! You have no idea how much he deserved that!!” She said while grabbing my shoulders and shaking me like I was a doll.

“O-o-o-o-k-k-a-a-a-y I-I-I g-g-ge-e-e-t-t-t i-i-i-i-t-t-t” I said as she shook me. ‘I think I have shaken baby syndrome now.’ I thought. She let go and sighed before sitting on her haunches.

“You have no idea how long I wanted to say that...” She said with another sigh, but this one was more relaxed. I stood still for a moment to let my head clear up and then looked at her.

“Sooo....am I free to go or am I still in trouble?” I asked. She stood back up while Luna came down with her.

“Oh yes, you are still in lots of trouble. I mean you assaulted my student, you assaulted some royal guards, you ran from royal guards, you harbored a changeling...Need I go on?” She said with a stern expression

“Oh yes please, I need more time to think of an escape plan...” I said sarcastically. I heard Luna chuckle and saw Tia get an even sterner expression.

“That is not funny. Now I am going to call the guards back in and they are going to take you back to the cell and you are going to stay there this time...” She said frowning.

“Cripes all you had to say was ‘You're going back to the dungeon.’. Jeez talk about cold hearted.” I said. Celestia just clapped her hooves together and the guards poured in again.

“Take him back to the cell, my guards. Oh and make sure he is going to stay this time.” She said with her voice growing cold. The guards nodded and took me out of the room.

Halfway back, I tried to start a conversation. “Soooo....What’s up?” I asked to the guards leading me down the hall.

“Nothing.” The guard to my right said.

“My wife just had a foal!” The guard to my left said and with it a full conversation was born. Hell, even the other guards joined in. I was back in my cell, but luckily there were a few guards left to make sure I didn’t leave. ‘Least I have someone....Somepony to talk too.’

Celestia pulled out a scroll and began to write fast on the parchment. Luna yawned and walked to the doors.

“We are leaving sister. We are planning on taking a nap before our time to raise the moon.” She said trotting out of the room.

“Alright have a good sleep Lu-lu!” Celestia said. As soon as Luna was out of sight she sighed and rubbed her head. “I almost blew my cover. Church is never going to let me live this down...”

She continued to write on the parchment then sent it to her group of viewers. “Let’s hope they like my idea. Their ideas are going to end up ending me someday. Now for some multidimensional fun!” She said with a happy smile.

She went to her throne and pulled out her PSvita. She took a quick look around before continuing her game.

A small scroll appeared on the stage. Church was nowhere to be seen, so a pony crawled onto the stage and picked it up. He was blue-green unicorn with a two toned mane which consisted of cyan and deep blue. His eyes were covered by shutter sunglasses.

He cleared his throat and began to read the message.

“Dear my faithful group of jokesters, pranksters, and all around crazy fun creature.

I have a idea that may be a bit extreme, so I thought I might let you know. I am planning on...letting Discord go.-” The was about to take a massive surprised breath. “BUT before you all go gasp collectively, I am only going to release him with part of his power. To make things even better I was going to make him a toddler and put him with the human! If you think this will be hard you are quite mistaken. It is very easy if you use the right spell and if he begins to get out of control I will send him back to his statue form. What do you all think? If this is a bit extreme feel free to suggest something.”