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Who is doing this?

by Smexy Sombra

Chapter 1: Chapter I: Who....f**king with me?

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Chapter I:

Who....is f**king with me?

In a rather large room there is a group of ponies, griffons, and other creatures alike watching a large monitor placed on the wall. They all were torn from the screen by a sudden voice.

“Okay everyone and everypony, it’s time to pick the life form we are going to toy with.” A tall winged unicorn said. An alicorn to be precise. She was a tall creature with a majestic diluted rainbow mane. Her royal wear had a pleasant shine as she held a hat in her magic as everyone gathered around the alicorn. Then everyone proceed to place a name into the hat. After everyone placed a name into the hat, the alicorn placed a hoof in her said hat and began to move it around.

“And the creature that gets to be pestered by us i~s...” She pulled her hoof out with a small piece of paper. “An author named...Slayerbroman! Let us see him shall we?”

She gestured to the large screen and a image of a teen typing away at his laptop on his desk appeared. The large alicorn zoomed in on his screen and saw what he was typing.

“Oh ho. A brony are we? I know just how to deal with him.” A evil grin formed on her face while she went to a computer next to the screen.

“Celestia don’t you think that we need to just toy with him? Remember what happened the LAST time you sent someone to our world?” A certain blue spartan said. Celestia shuddered and turned to the crowd.

“That was different. I made a small miscalculation and sent him to the everfree’s swamps and he drowned in the muck. I am sorry and formally apologized to the family. I will not make the same mistake.”

“Also, remember that this machine is one way....” Celestia stopped as her hoof hovered over the RETRIEVE button. “....You sure you want to do this.”

A evil smile appeared on her face. She turned to the spartan with her evil grin still apparent. “Oh yes. Yes I do.” with a new found vigor she slammed the button and laughed maniacally. Everyone looked at each other until the lunar princess walked up to her. And slapped her.

“Still thyself sister. We art toying with a mortal not killing small puppies.” Luna said.

Celestia rubbed her face and sighed. “Sorry. I got a little carried away.”

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The human sighed as he saved his work and closed his laptop. He was wearing a grey long sleeve button up opened up with a white T-shirt underneath. He quickly wiped the sweat of his hands on his blue jeans, adjusted his glasses. He had the feeling something was going on behind his back the whole night and didn’t get the inspiration he needed for his stories. He got up slowly and walked to his bedroom door. Taking his real-tree camo beanie off the door rack and placing it on his head, he cracked every joint in his body and opened his door. Letting out a sigh of relief and walking down the hallway, he sighed with a small amount of resentment of not getting anything done.

“This sucks...I have been paranoid all night!...what is wrong with me?” He walked up stairs and grabbed his grey and black checkered hoodie. Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out his MP3 and put the headphones into his ears. He looked around to see if his family was up and about. Luckily no one was up, so with a gentle breath of relief he opened the front door.

Walking outside, he sighed into the quiet night air and watched the cold air turn his breath to mist. He smiled at nature’s way of intriguing him and looked to the sky. He loved the night sky a little bit more ever since he saw Luna on the big screen. It also helped his case that Halloween was his favorite holiday. Then he played a song known as Nightmare Night by The wooden toaster and micthemicrophone.

He sighed again as he walked further down his family’s property. He didn’t want to stray too far. The big reason was that lots of animals had been spotted around lately. He heard something around behind him and turn around quickly. He saw nothing, but a raccoon running away from the trash cans, which were currently tipped over and all the contents spilled across the ground next to his houses driveway.

With a groan he walked over and picked up the trash. After he was done, he walked back to the spot he was in before he picked up all the trash. A smile appeared across his face as he saw a lone star in the sky. While he was enjoying the sky’s night, a shadowy figure walked up behind him with a syringe. “Welp I better get back in AH!” He flinched and whipped around before swaying back and forth. “The fuck you give me?” He didn’t even get a good look before passing out.

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The spartan snickered and threw a crystal on the ground. A massive portal opened up and he called into the magical doorway. “Okay, Celly. I got the guy...”

Celestia giggled as she dragged the unconscious human into the portal. “Alright we got him. How shall we put him into our world?” She asked the crowd while looking the human over. “We have a few choices. Either A) We can just literally drop him into canterlot and cause an uproar, or B) I can place him in the middle of ponyville and let him wake up. I am open to suggestions if you have any!” She said looking over the crowd. “So what do you all think?”

Several Murmurs are heard through the crowd as she looks over the audience patiently waiting for their final decision. She pulled a pocket watch out of her necklace, breast plate combo and looked at the time. 'Ugh maybe I should have just decided by myself.' She thought and placed the watch back into her regalia.

Author's note:

So yeah what do ya think? For those of you guys who don't know what is going on go here for a better understanding. ----> Read this for a better understanding.

Next Chapter: Chapter 2: Screams, Ponies, and pain OH MY! Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 46 Minutes
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