This is the last of my per-written chapters. As now, I will have someone to look over them and edit them so I don't get as many people complaining about the grammar.

“Wait, wait. So you’re telling me Twilight…felt you up last night?” Mike asked in disbelief biting into his sandwich.“You’re kidding right?”

“I shit you not man, like I said last night when I woke up I felt her running her mouth down my back, it creeped me the fuck out.”Matthias explained.

“What was her excuse?”

“Examining my ‘skeletal structure’, if that makes sense.”

Mike raised an eyebrow in surprise. “Okay then.” He stated leaning back in his chair and running a hand through his hair. “Can we… change the subject, I mean we did just meet yesterday, isn’t it a little early to be swapping sex stories?”

“Okay then.” Matthias stated. “What about you, how are your roommates, are they as crazy as mine?”

“Well apart from the pink party obsessed one and a white OCD freak we have a questionably sane crossed eyed Pegasus, a weird mint green unicorn with a fetish with hands, and the other one, I haven't met yet.” Mike explained. “Other than that, it’s a regular walk in the park.”

“Well ok then. So it’s agreed, we both have terrible roommates.” Matthias stated. “Wanna trade?”

“I wish man, but I think the rooms are finalized or some shit like that. So you’re stuck with your bone loving roommate.” Mike stated getting up from his chair. “I’m just across the hall if you need a place to crash though… you know, in case she gets a craving for a different kind of bone.”

“That’s wrong man.” Matthias stated almost gagging.

“I don’t know man; I think these ponies don’t really mind the whole different species thing. I overheard one of those mares hitting on a guy on the way over here.”

“Did he go for it?”

“No idea, but I think he was considering it…hard to say.” Mike stated.

“Well I’m going to head back to the dorm, I woke up two hours before my alarm went off today and I’m going to go make them up.”

“Whatever man, I’ll catch you later.” Matthias stated getting up himself and exiting the lunch room letting his mind wander as he walked towards the same hill on the edge of the campus line; the same hill where he had met Mike only the day before.

As Matthias stepped onto the hill his eyes began to wander to the students walking merrily to whatever destination they were headed, some humans, others ponies, each chatting with one another no matter what their species were, taking note of a certain couple in particular. It was a male stallion chatting with a human female, by his stature, the smile on his face, and the way she was blushing at certain comments made it all too obvious that he was flirting with her; and she was no doubt enjoying it.

At first Matthias wanted to gag at the mere thought of the two of them actually going somewhere in any kind of relationship, however he did have to admit; she did look genuinely happy, and so did he. Was he over thinking this? I mean, it seemed like not too long ago people frowned upon people from ethnicity marring each other, were ponies really that different; and besides, wasn’t love blind? But that still didn’t change the fact that it was basically a horse; hooves and all, if push came to shove and the two made it into the bedroom, was that considered bestiality, or completely normal? It was against everything Matthias was taught to believe, but here he was questioning the whole ordeal he found gross not an hour ago. He looked to a separate couple; this time two ponies one a jet black pegasus with a long white mane walking alongside a grey pony with long black hair, each chatting merrily with the other as they walked along the side walk. Not too far away two humans were talking, obviously a couple with the way they were walking with the other held close. Were they really that different than the potential cross-species couple not a few steps away?

Matthias sat there for a good hour, at first watching the many students on the grounds as they passed, before climbing the tree and watching as the sun went down, attending to his own thoughts, battling conflictions as best he could on his own. He began debating what it would be like if he did try to pick up a pony, just how well would that work out, would he be shunned by the public, and hated by all? Or would they just accept it and pay him no mind as they went on with their own lives?

Mike slowly approached his door removing the bronze key from his pocket and sliding it into the key slot unlocking the metal latch as he stepped inside immediately being met with the loud chatter of his roommates as they bickered back and forth in the living room in front of him.

“I’ve told you a thousand times Pinkie; streamers would clash with the drapes and carpet!” The white unicorn Mike recognized as Rarity stated as she starred down her pink roommate Pinkie Pie.

“But Rarity, you can’t possibly have an ‘I’m so happy to be in college party’ without streamers.” Pinkie complained before turning to Mike as if she knew he was there. “Right Mike?”

Rarity turned to Mike as well, her face expecting his next response.

“I don’t know Rarity, she was a point.” He joked causing Rarity to just roll her eyes in annoyance.

“It’s like arguing with a brick wall.” She retorted.

“Does Pinkie still have her mind set on that party?”  A mint green unicorn stated coming out of her room.

“Unfortunately, I can’t seem to talk her out of it Lyra.” Rarity said shaking her head in disappointment.

“Well that’s Pinkie for you.” Lyra joked as she made her way into the kitchen making an extra to bump against Mike as she approached. “What’s up big guy, any word on that roommate of yours yet?”

“Not a one, I’m starting to think she either doesn’t exist or is looking for a way to not room with me.” Mike stated walking into the living room and planting himself on the leather couch.

“Well you could always room with me. I’m sure Ditzy wouldn’t mind it.”

“And risk you raping my hand again? Thanks but I’ll pass.”

Lyra rolled her eyes. “Come on, it’s not my fault I find you guys fascinating.”

“It kind of is.” Mike stated.

“Eh, details.” She stated. “Be thankful I’m not my friend Twilight Sparkle; odds are she probably would have tried examining more than just your hands.”

Mike chuckled to himself. “Believe me, I know.”

“Why’s that darling, have you met her yet?” Rarity asked.

“Not in person no, but my buddy across the hall had the displeasure of meeting her yesterday”

“Oh so that’s why he wanted to talk to you this morning.” Lyra stated.

“Yeah, he woke up yesterday with her feeling up his back apparently. It scared the hell out of him.”

“Oo, we should invite Matthias to the party tonight.” Pinkie stated suddenly dashing for the door.

“But Pinkie there isn’t…” Lyra began but it was too late, she was already out the door. “So it looks like we’re having a part tonight.”

“Not if I can help it.” Rarity said running for the door in hot pursuit. “PINKIE!!!”

“I better start setting up decorations.” Lyra sighed.

“I thought Rarity was going to stop her.”

“Obviously you haven’t met Pinkie Pie.”

“Come on, she’s not that fast is she?”

Suddenly the door opened and as if on cue Pinkie strolled in merrily.

“Alright, I invited everyone on campus, except Matthias but that’s because I couldn’t find him, but don’t worry, he’s on my list.”

“And may God have mercy on his soul.” Mike stated.

“Celestia.” Pinkie corrected.

“You can believe in your supreme horse deity and I’ll believe in mine.”

“Pony.”

“Whatever!”

Matthias got up from the hill dusting the dust from his jeans and began to stretch his arms over his head. He enjoyed staying out on that hill, he’d have to remember it next time he had a lot on his mind. Even after the hours he spent alone on that hill watching the sunset he hadn’t come to a rational conclusion about the whole human/pony relationship thing that may or may not be occurring on campus, all in all if he had to come to a decision to let everyone decide for themselves, if they wanted to dance the horizontal tango with a pony that was their business, and it to leave him out of the equation if at all possible.

Beginning his walk back to the dorm Matthias saw a curious yellow Pegasus staring up into a tree saying something, but obviously too far away to hear. He looked around, “Perhaps she’s talking to someone.” He thought. “Or maybe she thinks if she talks to the tree long enough it’ll talk back.” Seeing as it wasn’t too far out of his way, he decided to investigate.

“But Mr. Bird if you don’t let me look at your wing it’ll never get better.” He heard the Pegasus say in almost a whisper as he approached. “Please come down?”

Looking up into the tree Matthias saw a small sparrow perched on one of the branches, looking down at the small pony as it attempted to coax it down.

“Is she really trying to talk with a bird, what is she…?” Suddenly the little sparrow leapt from the branch and fluttered down to the Pegasus landing on its back. “Well I’ll be damned.” He stated aloud making the Pegasus almost jump out her skin, seeing this Matthias knelt down to the pony’s height. “Sorry I didn’t mean to startle you.”

It remained silent, hiding behind its long pink mane and gazing over to Matthias with a single teal eye. He looked to her then to the bird.

“So, you can talk to animals?” Matthias asked trying to strike conversation with the shaking pony. No response. “Well ok then, I’m just gonna go.”  Matthias stated getting up and heading towards his dorm room again. If she wanted to spend the entirety of her evening talking to birds, that was her problem, not his.

Upon entering the hall way where his dorm was, Matthias was met with an uneasy feeling, as if someone was watching him, preparing to jump him or something. He looked behind him only to find an empty hallway with closed doors on either side. He faced forward trying to shake the feeling as he made his way towards the end of the hall. There was a creaking sound behind him making Matthias turn towards where he came in. Suddenly, the lights shut off and standing silhouetted in the darkness of the hallway was a pony shaped figure. It moved once stepping towards Matthias which made him back up uneasily. It took another step, and then another before suddenly it bolted right at Matthias making him run in the opposite direction towards his door fumbling for the keys in his pocket.

Upon reaching the wooden door he removed the bronze key from his jean pocket only to find his shaking fingers unable to keep hold of them, dropping them on to the ground. He reached down, desperately trying to pick them up, but it was too late, not a second later he was suddenly thrown onto his back, looking up at the pony figure as it stood on his chest standing triumphantly over its prize.

Matthias watched in horror as its head leaned forward slowly edging towards the light coming from the window just behind Matthias. It took in a great breath making Matthias clench his eyes shut out of fear as he raised a hand to shield his face.

“Hi I’m Pinkie Pie, and you must be Matthias.” It said in a bubbly voice.

Matthias opened one of his eyes looking under his arm at his attacker. Standing on his chest was a pony, a pink earth pony with a mane that looked as if it was combed with a baseball bat and styled with a balloon.

“Judging by how I’ve never seen you before and the fact I couldn’t find Matthias earlier I can safely assume that you are Matthias, and so this invitation is for you.” It said reaching into her mane and removing a blue envelope from within.  

“You are invited to room 235’s first annual ‘I can’t believe I am in college party.’ Matthias took the envelope in his hands, still unable to speak due to his racing heart. “Can I count on you to be there?”

Matthias merely nodded unable to wipe the confused look off his face as it starred at this new pony as she got off him and went into Mike’s room, the lights turning on in the hallway as she closed the door.

“What just happened here?”

Alright guys, here is where I thank all of you for favoriting my story (All 100 of you, damn!). It really means a lot to me and I would appreciate it if you would thumb up the story if you get the time (And you deem this story worthy.

Keep On Keeping On Guys

-Matthias(SonicsDemon)