I thought about waiting for my new prereader to read this chapter but I can't wait. Next time Mobius...


The Great Rape Part one of two
Hope you enjoy it!
I know I won't
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WAKE UP IT'S THE DAY!
Nuuuaaaaaggh
Wake! Up! You wanna get raped bitch?
"AUGH!" I jumped up in fear.

Know what fuck you Dark
You'll thank me later
You should run Phoenix...
Why?
Holy shit is that Dark Shy?

White Fire, Dark Flare and I all look at the mare descending the steps... It was Fluttershy's alter ego. Shit, today was the day!
I knew it wasn't a good idea to sleep here!

"relax, hot shot." Said Dark Shy calmly. Her voice was stronger than Fluttershy but it seemed more...I can't really describe it. Just take Fluttershy's voice and put Rainbow's personality behind it, then add Rarity tone of distinction. I think that sums it up.

"I'm not gonna rape you. In fact the reason I take over for Fluttershy each year is so she can keep her wits." DF(What I'll type for her) explained.

Dark? You okay?

Yeah....why you ask?

You're drooling on me.

oh.Hey Phoenix can I-

No.

"So I should get running now right..." I say since I knew the answer.

"Yep, You got a good chance of getting away if you stay hidden. Though with that white, you'd be hard pressed to hide in the shadows."

"Fuck!" Remember when I spent a whole afternoon looking for hiding spots. Alf of those relied on nothing but shadow. I haven't gotten the hang of Camouflage.

Dumbass
Aren't you supposed to be oogling the mare in the room?
I got enough material for what I'm gonna be doing today.
I will shrink you.
You wouldn't
Try me asshole

By the way this whole mental thing happened as we walked out of the door. It wasn't even sunrise yet So I still had a good chance of getting a headstart on the mares.

I figured it'd be a good idea to get Big Mac since he'd probably get tricked off the farm by Applejack(*wink wink).

I sneak in and after being painfully quiet I found him and shook him awake.

"Ugh...wha..who's that?"

"It's me, Phoenix. We gotta jet." I say whisper quickly. It's not good to be in a house full of mares, even if they all vary in age.

"Ok gimme a minute." He said sleepily.

"Hurry we gotta be out of here or it's my head." I say as I hide under the bed.

HA! your head
Not the time Dark. First we find safety from the Hornies, then we laugh at dirty jokes

5 minutes later...

I see Mac coming out the bathroom.

"Phoenix? Where'd ya go?"

"Under Here. I couldn't risk Applejack coming in here while you were getting ready. And I've seen how good she is with a rope.

*FOOMP

"Err Phoenix?" Says Big Mac awkwardly.

"what it's natural." I say nonchalantly.

What isn't natural is having too ponies in your head with the same reaction.

Phoenix you know that was gonna set us off.
Yea we all have just about the same likes.
We are one fucked up pony

"So you ready to go?"

"Eeyup!"

"You sneak downstairs. I'm taking to window route."

I regretted flying out of that window.

As soon as I looked around I saw a certain rainbow maned pony flying right at me.

"YIKES!" I yell as I speed off

"Sorry Mac, But I got a rainbow on my 6. You gotta find you own way to safety!" I had to fly around the house a couple of time to tell him this as Dash was still following me.

"Ok, Good luck and run you ijit!" He said waving me off." I threw a salute and dodged just in time. I hope rainbow can get unstuck from that tree.

I fly up and over the clouds thinking I'm safe up here. I decide to find a nice cloud to float on until this mess blows over. When Suddenly.

"Look Ladies a Stallion!" I jump up and circle around to find myself surrounded by mares.

"Ok Who the hell weighted the clouds! I say angrily trying to scare them off. but When it's basically an entire town against one that shit don't fly.

So I do.

I waited until they al start trying to tackle me(cause I'm a cocky sonovabitch) to take off. I then Speed off down the street. I don't know what pony hormones do to the body but they all kept up with me. I had my tail grabbed a couple of times Before I got the brilliant idea to start..get this...using the corners and alleyways. I was coming up on Rarity'sspot so I flew through their. Which was a bad move since Rarity has surprisingly good aim.

"Let me go Rarity!"

"oh please Darling, I'm sure a stallion like yourself has had the pleasure of a mares..lips"

My jaw dropped as I never thought Rarity would be that...well open about that type of stuff.

"Rarity let me go. I'm fine with my V card. I don't want to lose it." I lied. I really wanted to have some relations with some ponies, but something about how crazy the mares today seemed to fuck with my head. Rules state that you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy, or let it stick you in it.

"You know you want to"

Dark be mean for me
What!?
trash talk Rarity's work. Maybe it'll make her lose focus.
You Sure?
Hurry up I ain't about to to become a victim of unwanted/wanted sexual contact!

My eyes change color from soft red to bright red. Also, my pupils shrink allowing more red to be shone.

"Hey you Stupid Bitch Let Me Go!"Dark says for me
"Ooh, you sound like you give it rough." She said in a 'take-me-now' fashion.

Just then, I heard some banging on the windows and door.

"Back Off! I caught him. I'm gonna enjoy him." She says like a kidnapper yelling to the police.

She magicked everything off her walls and blocked off the doors and windows.

Shit how we gonna get out of here

Did I say I was through?

"You know, All of your dresses look ugly as hell. I wouldn't even grace them with a trash can." Dark says

I may have forgotten how mean he can be...but it works. She releases her hold me and I drop. I consider stopping my escape to apologize but now I'd gotten paranoid.

"Well sorry Rarity but...Hide and seek, You're it!" I say closing my eyes I a drop a shoulder.

*Smash!

I broke straight through her window...movie style. I flew off after looking at the sea of mares and decided NOT to die because of a lack of bodily fluids. I saw Mac coming towards me so I did what any smart guy would do. I flew just out of jumping range over the mares and tricked them into following me. A couple turns later and I lost them. I used this opportunity to look for Big mac and figure out where all the Pegasi had gone.

2 minutes later...

I look from an alleyway to see Big Mac getting chased by the whole town.

I hide but apparently now well enough because 6 mares stopped dead in their tracks.

"There he is. Get 'im!"

"Not today ladies!" I saw as I jump over them.I then flew over to Big Mac(still gettin chased) And tell him I got a plan.

"Wha's...tha...plan?" He asks breathing heavily with each breath.

"Maybe we go to Canterlot. There's more stallions there, so there's less chance of us getting raped. But first we pick up Spike."

"Why, that lucky lil bastard ain't a stallion so he ain't gotta worry."

"I figure one of your sister's friends might cornerme and he might help them see reason...or provide a good distraction."

"Ok. But make it quick! I'll be waiting at the edge of town. you ain't there in 5 minutes your on your own." Said Mac

"Fine, I'll be quick. Lose the mares so we can dash faster."

We break off splitting the town's population in half. I guess right about any thing with a dong isn't safe from these ladies. I sta flying even faster when I see ahead two figures standing in front of Twilight' house. An orange one and a cyan one.

Shit..Applejack must've gotten Rainbow out of the tree and teamed up.

"You ain't gettin pas' us!" Yelled Applejack Triumphantly. Know one here knows I'd hurt anyone else before I suffered a fate like this. Huh. To think at some point I anted this kind of attention...

"Oh Yeah?" I say speeding up towards Dash who's flying right by a window.

She might've been horny but she wasn't stupid. I dashed straight past her and threw the window. Time slowed down as I saw everything I planned on grabbing. Spike was freaking out in the middle of the library, where I located a magic map to teleport with. I grabbed him and dashed out another window( Twilight's gonna kill me later).

"AY! Where we goin!?" Asked Spike in a panick.

"The edge of town! Big Mac's waiting and we gotta get out of here!" I said quickly.

"Why?"

"I'll Explain when you're older."

"Pinkie pie at 4 a clock!" Yelled Spike in a panic. He might've been a baby still but he knew when it was time to freak.
Wait what?

He Said Pinkie's behind us on your right!
I know asshole, not the time.
I have an Idea but it's risky.
Try it.

I hear Dark and White discussing something then I hear Dark tell Pinkie(Using my mouth of course)

"Hey look, Is that a cupcake?" I was about to mentally slap Dark as I felt he was playing but something amazing happened.
She actually stopped and looked. I Just happened to find Big Mac right about then. I grabbed him and pointed to Canterlot on the map...or so I thought...