Reminder. Dark Flare Talks like this. White Fire talks like this. I respond to them like this. Any combination of those means the respective personality is talking. I hope you like this chapter I've taken the time to write.

I wake up the next morning to the sound of little fillies talking amongst themselves on the way to school.

That means it's about 9 o clock.
How'd ya know that?
I woke up before you. Apparently they like school here and love making their way to school.
Ah.

I get up and stretch everything I can stretch even cracking some bones before I start flying. I figure if I'm gonna be flying beside "the best flier in Equestria" I should have some moves down pat.

I start testing my abilities by doing all the simple stuff first, you know, barrel rolls, loop de loops, and dive bombs. I decide to step things up a notch by combining the simpler tricks even making up a few tricks on my own. Feeling cocky I decide to try and make my own version of the sonic rainboom...I know, I'm too sure of myself. I fly up even higher than Dash would go for this thing. Unfortunately she followed me...

"Hey Watcha doin?"

"Uh nothin...Just about to try an break the sound barrier tis all."

"Uh-huh... wanna see how it's done?"

"Sure!"

I pull up a cloud(those things feel as comfy as they look) to watch from above.

I see her dart straight down. Faster and faster...Then a thin white line forms around her. That must be the sound barrier I gonna break through. She's almost there! And she bottomed out. She flies right past me uncontrollably as the gets slung towards...Fluttershy's house? As she passes me she says "I meant to do that."

I start flying after her to ensure she lands somewhere safe.

2 minutes later...

Rainbow manages to regain control...which is good considering about 10 seconds later she would've embedded in Fluttershy's wall.

"You okay Rainbow?"

"Yeah I'm fine, that happens every once in awhile. be careful when you do it though. I'm used to crashing, you don't look like you've taken many hits."

"You're right but I figure someone like you deserves a squad member that can keep up."

"Oh really..." She says with a thought crossing her face.

"Yeah...."

You have no idea what you're getting to...
What you mean Dark?
Oh I see you finally woke up Dark.
yeah yeah whatever. Anyway I mean think about the pony you're talking to Phoenix.

I think for a second realizing what he means.

You think she's gonna want to race?
Yep. I hope you're good at flying.
Good luck..

"I got an Idea Phoenix..." Forgot I was talking to Rainbow for a second.

"What is it Dash?"

"A race around Ponyville. the whole town. First one to fly around three times wins."

Told ya
Shut up

"Uh ok. So who's gonna watch an make sure no uses..shortcuts?"

Just then We hear a yawn and realize whose house we're flying right next to. A few seconds later Fluttershy opens her window.

"Mornin Shy!" I say happily.

"Shy?" says rainbow Dash.

"He like to nickname ponies." explains Fluttershy.

"Oh"

"So...um...what are you guys doing...if you don't mind my asking."

"I'll tell you." I say

"Basically, I was practicing flying so I could impress Rainbow later when I start working. I was getting ready to try a trick I thought up but it involves the sound barrier..or rather breaking it. She saw what I up to and decided to show me how to do it. As I watched she was about to do it when she stopped and got flung back towards me. I followed her to make sure she was safe and broke her fall. We stared talking and now we're gonna race. Can you be the flag pony?" I say to Fluttershy.

"Um..I don't know.."Fluttershy says remembering the last time she started up a race Dash was in.

"Please?" Both Dash and I say using our cute puppy dog faces. Though I admit hers is way better than mine.

"um...oh...ok. but I'm standing off to the side this time...if you don't mind." Said Fluttershy.

10 minutes later....

Dash and I are at the starting line. We look at each other. She glares at me. I wink at her. It catches her off guard as Fluttershy says go weakly giving me the lead. Not a good one though. First we flew around Twilight's house 6 times. from there we made our way to Rarity's flying through each of her windows. I managed to get ahead as we slalomed our way aound EVERY tree at AppleJack's. She got ahead when we had to fly through Rainbow's house. No not through doorways and windows. Through the walls. I didn't want to lose though so I Kept hitting close to the weak spots in the walls. You'd be surprised how big her house is. I managed to catch up as we made our way to the finish line which was right in front of Pinkie Pie's house. The Last stretch was the longest though, apparently she forgot about some of the other pegasi winds which blew her house by AppleJack's. I'm not gonna milk this anymore though, She won by a muzzle. Unfortunately Pinkie thought it would be a good idea to set up a party at the finish line...literally behind it. Dash and I couldn't complain though, Cold Punch feels good after a good sweat.

I stuck around the party for about 30 minutes but then I had to leave because I still had to prepare for Massive Involuntary Happy Time(haven't thought up a better name). Pinkie Seemed sad until I told her I want a party Next week. I think her poofed up brighter than usual then.

I went to the library and walked straight in without knocking(cause it was early afternoon so it's still a library then dammit) but I soon wished I didn't. The was a maze of books on the floor that I had to navigate to get to Twilight. It was fun but it took an hour(How does she do that!?)

"Twilight?"

No response.

Don't worry bro I got this.

*SMACK

Why'd you make me smack her!?

Shits n giggles.

You know you're an asshole right?

Yep and proud of it!

Unfortunately it seemed waking a Twilight is like waking a Snorlax..except I had no flute.

I dodged as she tried to use Headbutt. Then she tried Double Slap. It was super effective.

"Owowowowow!" Did you know hooves are harder than hands so even a slap feels like a punch? I learned today.

I look to see she's still half asleep.

"I need to use water!" I say to noone in particular as I try to find a bucket while fending off a half sleep Twilight.

I found one then Tried to fly through a window. The window Dash crashed through. That had since been replaced with plexiglass.
After I hit the floor then shook the birds away I start using her maze against her. I have very acute hearing which only better as I was ponified. So basically if I heard her coming I would sneak behind her. Eventually I found the kitchen and filled my bucket. Right about then Twilight found me and jumped.

"WAKE UP!" I shouted throwing the bucket of water at her face.

"Huh?"

That's the reponse of someone in mid air about to put somepony in pain.

*CRASH

"Ow..." I said. It kinda hurt having her horn in my shoulder. Luckily Twilight never sharpens the damn thing so it didn't stab me.

"Sorry, I usually don't do that unless someone hurts me in my sleep." She said giving light awkward chuckles after.

"Oh"

Dammit Dark!

What, I don't feel nothin.

*Mental bitch slap

wtf? I didn't know you could do that.

Me either.

"Why am I wet?" asked Twilight.

Cause I'm under you

"WHAT?" i must've said that out loud.

"Nothin. I said nothin. Anyway can I borrow few books?"

"Sure...but I'm watching you." Said Twilight with a glare that could cut a manticore's balls off. I'd expect this shit from Rainbow not her!

So I grab a few books, stuff like Camouflage 101: How to work your surroundings, Brain Cheats: How to Tweak somepony's brain, and Goldenhoof: Official Spy Training Guide. How she got the last one I don't know. I carry them to Fluttershy's house and get reading until I go to sleep.

So before I go on to the next chapter I wanna let you guys determine what happens to me. You want to get caught? or do you want me to get away? The the polls will be open until Friday night. Cast your votes!