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Where....am I?

by Phoenixfire92

Chapter 18: Hearts and Hooves Day Special!

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This is a side story I'm doing for Valentine's Day. By this point Phoenix, Dark Flare, and White Fire have met everyone personally and Trixie has managed to fall back into good standing with the town.

I wake up face to face to Fluttershy. Damn this mare is cute. I'm glad I'm dating her...It feels like I should do something for her today. I wonder why though. I look at my watch(sometimes I get calls at night) and it shows the date with a heart by it. Crap. It's Valentine's Day! Crap! I Totally forgot!

I get out of bed slowly and tip hoof downstairs to start making her breakfast. about thirty minutes later I get done so I take what I made for my self in a bag and place Fluttershy's plate next to a special Cross Rose I borrowed(read stole) from Red Cross out of that internet story. Almost forgot I could break the 4th wall didn't ya? Yea I just don't do it as often as Pinkie does but that's beside the point. I fly and eat on the go going to town to figure out what to get Fluttershy. I noticed she had NO jewelry. So I start thinking of what to buy her. I go talk to Twilight because I figure she would know being one of Fluttershy's friends. Also I over cooked and I'm sure Spike would love the food. Maybe he'll forgive me for that one trick with the ice(I made him think an Ice sculpture for one of Rarity's parties was made of diamond and that it was for him).

I knock on the door and Spike opens it up.

"Sup Spike got somethin for ya!"

"What could you have for me asshole?" Spike asked a little annoyed

"Hey! that title is reserved for Dark Flare and you know it. And this bag is a present for you. Think of it as an apology for the Ice sculpture thing." I say

"You are forgiven. Come in. Twilight's just blowin up the bathroom so you might have to wait." He says

We walk in after I give Spike the bag and I sit there and wait. after five minutes of waiting two doors open. The bathroom door opens to reveal Twilight and front door opens to reveal Dark Flare with Dark Shy.

"Oh hey guys!" I say while waving to everyone

"Hey Phoenix!" Twilight says

"Sup." Says Dark Flare and Dark Shy kinda of mad like.

"Why so glum lovebi-WOAH!" I say. I had to duck because Dark Shy threw a vase and Dark Flare threw a fireball.

"Hey! EASY! We ARE in a library!" I say afer catching his ball and snuffing it out.

"Sorry.."Dark Shy says.

*Cue jaw drops from Twilight and I*

"Um...Say wha?" I say after pulling my jaw up.

"What? I said sorry. What's the big deal?"

"It's just....I didn't think you were capable of saying those two words together like that." I say

"Oh fuck up Phoenix we're just here to put Flare back."

"Bitch don't talk about me like I'm some sort of object!"

"Well maybe if you actually elped me once in awhile I'd see you as something BESIDES a fucking object!"

"Guys...Chill out....It's Valentine's day...This should never happen on Valentine's day." I say.

Oh you're wondering what the hell Dark Shy meant right? We figured out how to put the consciences back and found out and found later that they can personify themselves at any given time so long the the "Leader" at the time gives permission.

"What's Valentine's Day?" Twilight and Dark Shy asked.

"What do you call it here?" I asked.

"Don' answer a-MMHP MMMPH" Dark Shy said. Twilight zipped her lips for her to shut her up.

"It's called Hearts and Hooves day here Phoenix." Twilight said.

"Oh ok."

After that the Dark Couple cooled down and we had figured out what the whole deal was. They were arguing over who was the best Wonderbolt. I wish I was lying to your readers but...Yeah. I personally think Spitfire's the best and since Dark is a portion of me, he believes the same thing for different reasons. Dark Shy likes Soarin the best.

"Jeez you two. You need to stop competing with each other all the time." Twilight said.

"Yeah It's giving everypony a headache!" I said. Normally I get headaches from sensing an argument between Dark Shy and Dark Flare.

"What ever!" the Dark Couple said before leaving.

"Sometimes I think they do this just to annoy people." Twilight said.

"They do. Dumbass doesn't know I can hear his thoughts.

Stop Reading my mind and filling it with these images!
I'll stop thinking of a fat and horny Celestia when you and Dark Shy agree to stop annoying people!
NEVER! Oh my....Is that Luna? and why they coming closer....OKOKOK I QUIT I QUIT!
You might be tough but I own your ass mentally
Fuck you sideways and upside down.
Time and place and you better have bits
stealing lines? that's low.
but not as low as I can go.

"Sorry about that Twi, had to get Dark set." I say

"Ok...anyway, What did you want from me?" asked Twilight.

"Well..I wanted to buy Fluttershy something but I have no idea what she likes outside of forest animals and dragons. And there's no way I'm buying her a baby dragon." I say looking at Spike.

"What?" Spike says throwing his arms up."you get caught with one picture..."


"Whatever. Anyway, I thinking some jewelry with our cutie marks together under the element of kindness."

"I can do that..Just bring me some Fire Rubies, Pink Diamonds and Light Amethysts." Twilight said.

"Ok off to Rarity's!" I say.

Spike was in front of me in no more than a nanosecond.

"What are you waiting for let's go!" Spike yelled as he grabbed me. You know how strong this little guys is? He dragged me all the way to Rarity's without stopping once. How heavy are the books he handles!?

I knock on the door while Spike manages his....spikes to look nice.

"come in Darling" We heard as we entered. I walked Spike floated. We all knew his deal.

"Hey Rarity I wanted buy some uh...Spike help me out?" I said

"Fire Rubies, Pink Diamonds and Light Amethysts...and a golden chain or something." Spike said hearts still in his eyes.

"Yeah that stuff. How much for that stuff?"

"Um let's see." Rarity said while adding up the cost in her head. I panicked when I saw her do the 'carry the #' thing and I froze when she got the cost totaled.

"2500 bits." My face hit the ground harder than Inuyasha when Kagome says sit.

"Owww....." I say for my face and bank account. I might be doing well as a weather pony but I'm still cheap.

"Confound that pony, she drives me to splurge!" I say while writing the check.

Rarity then magicked the materials to a generic looking bag and magicked the back to me.

"Thanks Rarity. Oh I got an idea but I need you to meet me at the club at around 8 ok?" I say while leaving. I was pulling Spike along too which was hard since he dug his freaking claws into the ground. So I took off. Much easier too take Spike home then. On the way over my plan got adjusted.

"Hey Spike. you can sing right?"

"I'm ok I guess."

"You'd sing for Rarity?"

"I do anything if she wanted me too."

"Then you're going to sing at the club tonight with Flare and I."

The Fuck I am!
You wanna get laid tonight right?
I guess...
I thought so. Meet me at the park. We gotta practice.

I get the materials I bought to Twilight and get her to let me take Spike to the park. On our way there we run into Pinkie Pie.

"Hey Phoenix what's up?" She says. We're like best friends now. She's closer to me than she is to Dash! But my learning her tricks might be why that is....I still don't fully understand her though.The day I do...I'm pretty sure I'd become god.


"Nothing. Just planning something. I need you to rally girls to the club at 8 a clock ok?" I say preparing for her volley.

"OOH A PARTY YOU'RE PLANNING A PARTY I CAN'T WAIT TO-" She found a white hoof in her mouth. She then started sucking on it.....

"Pinkie!" I saying pulling my leg out of her mouth. Which was hard. I swear she could suck the nails off of AJ's barn. Please don't ask me how I know that I just do."I told you, that was a drunken night that I'm sorry for....You're nice but Fluttershy's my gal." Yeah if you wanna know what happened I'll tell you this..Night Club+New Drink=Drunken Phoenix. Drunken Phoenix+Wasted Pinkie=Almost unforgettable fun times. Heh. I sound like a fighting style when drunk...anyway...she still has feelings for me and I still feel bad about that...luckily I didn't get Night Rave's treatment.(4th wall breaker that's how.)

"Sorry." She said sheepishly."So which one."

"I invited Rarity."

"Ah the fancy club then. What are you doing?" She asked suspiciously.

"Uh nothing."

Her tail snapped. Not joking. Her tail snapped.

"You're lying...."

"Ok. Spike, Flare and I are going to sing for Rarity, Fluttershy and Dark Fluttershy."

"OH ok."

"Tell no one. Pinkie Pie Promise that." I said.

"Ok. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. I won't tell anypony."

"OK now get going...It's like 12 and everypony needs to get fancy!"

I knew we would have enough time to practice since it ALWAYS take the girls(even AppleJack and Dash Surprisingly) at least 3 hours to prepare.

Where you at? I'm already at the park!
This ain't a GPS or phone idiot and way we're-

"Right behind me?" Dark Flare said.

I covered ground fast because I still get nervous and I never performed on stage without a group of like.....20.

"Yeah so ready to rehearse?" I asked

"YEAH!" Flare and Spike answered.

6 hours later....

We are finally perfect. We all go to Twilight's house to celebrate being perfect.

"Dude We are going to kill!" Dark Proclaimed.

"Yeah. So uh..How are you gonna get Dark Shy to the fancy club?" I ask.

"We're doing this at the fancy club?"Dark asked.

Spike and I both facehoofed
"Fail...you should go correct yourself....Now" I say.

With that Dark took off flying just under the speed of sound.

I took Spike in the house and he ran to get ready.

"Hey Twi! You get through with the necklace?" I yell to her.

"It's on the side table by the couch!" I see a little box saying for Phoenix on it.

"Thanks! I'm paying you back!" I say while leaving a check for 1000 bits where the box was.

I leave before she can protest.

I quickly fly to the Club de Chant Fantaisie and reserve us a spot on the stage. a twenty spot got us the spot I wanted.

After thanking the club owner I flew to Fluttershy's house and knocked on the door. What? We might be living toether and dating but still, privacy and personal space. She opens the door with her hair a complete mess and clothes all over the place.

"Bad time?" I ask

"Yes. Here's your suit." She said handing me my special white and red Tux.

"I see you got the invite..good since I'm paying for everybody."

"oh well. Sorry Phoenix...I uh..gotta finish getting ready."

"No problem Shy."

She closed the door then i heard a crash.

"I'm fine just go get ready!" I heard through the door. Yeah...I'm gonna fly off now.

I flew off trying to find my cloud house. Yes I bought a house....things were complicated a little after the Pinkie Pie thing....ANYWAY, I found y cloud house and looked at the clock. 6:25. I still got time to shower, count up the bits , and stuff.
So I shower, do my hair up all fancy since when I'm in my suit I never use the Goku look. I always bust out of a suit when I try that. I then put on my suit. get a Cross Rose and pin it to my chest(These things live a long time) and grab another one before counting my bits. I check the clock again. 7:00. Enough time to pick up Fluttershy and walk over to the Club. I fly off hoping this date goes well....

I go to Fluttershy's house and knock on the door. I was blown away when she answered. She was wearing a green dress with slight pleats. There was a yellow ring with flowers on it at the end of the dress. She was wearing green Hermes shoes and had flowers in her hair. This If you can't imagine it.

"Wow...You look...."I say. That was all I could say....

"Ummmm...Do you like it?" She said while turning in a circle.

"Uh yeah...Um...we gotta go babe...I know you don't like flying but..-" I was cutoff as she sped past me.

As soon as I stopped spinning I saw her grinning.

"Dash?" I ask

"Dash." She replied.

"well then off we go!"

After 20 minutes of leisurely Flying we arrive and Club de Chant Fantaisie.

"oh my...We're dining here?" Fluttershy asked.

"Yep! Dinner and a show. I thought you'd like it.

We walk up to the fancy waiter who shows us to our fancy table and we take our fancy seats....What this place is fancier than some of the stuff the fanciest pony in the world has...It's also as expensive.....Cry for my wallet....

We sit and talk for a few minutes before Rarity shows up to our table. a few minutes after that, The Dark Couple show up and behind them Twilight and Spike show up. then AppleJack and Dash show up with....Braeburn and Soarin!? AppleJack was hangin on to Soarin while Dash was hangin on to Braeburn. Pinkie Pie showed up after everypony.

We all sat down and looked at the menu. Only 2 ponies and 1 dragon could understand the menu. Fluttershy, Spike and the waiter.

So we ordered our food thanks to Spike's translating(He's learned Prench in an attempt to woo Rarity) and we all got our food. Just before our set I decide now's the time to break out the surprise. I get everyone's attention and start my speech.

"To those who have found love for any amount of time. Whether it's for now or forever, I'm glad you could experience it on this special day. Cheers!" I finish raising my glass.

"Cheers!" everyone responds back

After I sip my drink I pull out a box.

"Hey Fluttershy...this is for being the best marefriend to a stallion like me. For being supportive in times of trouble and for being able to forgive when i truly mess up. For you my love. I say handing her the box.

Everypony was looking at the scene unfold save for Rarity who watching the scene through her 'Star Eyes'.

Fluttershy's eyes basically went like this when she saw the necklace I had made for her.

"OH thank you thank you thank you!" Fluttershy said jumping into my chest. I took the opportunity to give her the Cross Rose I had hidden somehow. She was speechless.
"Thank Twilight and Rarity. They provided material and made the thing." I say trying to take the attention off of me for some reason.

Right then the announcer said through the mike in a special Jazz-singer like voice,"Up next we got a special peice being sung by Two pegasi and a dragon."

"Crap that's us!" I yell."Spike, Flare come on!"

"Can I-"

"Yes Pinkie you can tell now!"

While Pinkie told the rest of the table what's up I Dark Flare, Spike and I made onto the stage.

"Um..Hello everypony. I'm Phoenix, that's Dark Flare and That's Spike." I say pointing to us respectively.

"We'll be singing a piece called 'My Girl."

We started swaying side to side.

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day.
When it's cold outside I've got the month of May.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl).

I've got so much honey the bees envy me.
I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl).

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Ooooh.

I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I've got all the riches baby one man can claim.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl).

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
with my girl.
I've even got the month of May
with my girl (fade)

As we finished the whole club was in the air cheering for us. I heard our group the most though. Thanks to one pair of Fluttershys. We made our way back to the table for our meal and before Dark and Spike even sat down I downed the Pitcher of water in the middle of the table.

"Sorry everyone. Doing stuff in front of large crowds like that really dries my mouth." I say

"Forget that..Where'd you learn to sing like that?"

"One of my talents...." I say looking at Fluttershy's eyes...I swear her eyes never looked lovelier then right at that moment.

I look over to Spike who's glowing from Rarity's praise. I think I might've helped his status with Rarity. Then I look over at the Dark Couple who are looking cute doing the nose muzzle thing.

awww...cute
Dude...I don't even care right now

We all ate our food and talked about random things like Rainbow and Applejack's new studs and me and Dark mentally told White everything. He didn't want to show up since he figured some of the fancy ponies might recognize Trixie. She's really changed from her old self.

You two are SOO getting lucky
I know right!

The huge date ended and everyone went their separate ways. Rainbow and Braeburn went to her house, while Applejack and Soarin when to her abode. Twilight went home while Spike and Rarity decided to spend to some on a walk through Ponyville Park. the Dark Couple went to my house and Fluttershy and I went to her house. As I stepped in the door I felt my heart and mind flutter for almost no apparent reason.

Dark....I swear you fuck up my house you will personally fix everything.
Now...you and I know your house is reinforced just for these sort of things.
Just be gentle Flare...
That's what she just said!

"SO uh what do you want to do tonight?" I ask hoping for something special.

"Well..um...I have an Idea..."Fluttershy said.

"does it involve a bed?" I ask

She nods.

"ok I'm lost here now..."

"Well...just come up stairs."

"Well ok then."
She leads me upstairs then into her room. We take our clothes off and set then gently on a chair.

We take, arguably, the world's most heavenly shower together and then get in the bed.
as I attempt to fall asleep when I hear the words every one of her bronies would love to hear in this situation.

"I never said the idea involved sleep."

I get a wide smile and sit up.

"This is gonna be a long night....."

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