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Where....am I?

by Phoenixfire92

Chapter 17: Always Expect the Unexpected....

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Ok This will continue from the Troll Chapter..Enjoy

I woke up next to Fluttershy sleeping peacefully. We spooned while asleep. I move back as to not poke her awake by accident, since we all know what happens to guys in the morning. I step over Dark Flare and Dark Shy to get ready for the day. You know mess up my hair, use mouth wash for 4 minutes the usual. But I notice something that instantly pisses me off. I'm still a fucking mare!

I walk out of the bathroom to notice Fluttershy is still asleep so I don't yell. I look at Dark Flare and all of my rage turns into incessant giggles. He's been gender switched too. I check on White Fire and Trixie to see they've switched. Trixie's back a sexy mare and White Fire is now a sexy mare. I go set up the video camera with a new tape in the bathroom. What? Dark Recorded me, this is just payback. And white's for if he tries to black mail me later. Anyway on my way out I shake the Goku look from my hair since the look only worked for me as a stallion. I decide to do a little cooking and cleaning because....ok fuck that shit. I decide to go out back and fly around a little and maybe do some soul searching. I mean really..of all the things I was good at before I died why a fireball as a cutie mark? This is what I would discover today besides how to change back.

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Dark Flare's POV


I woke up sleeping on the floor next to Dark Shy and smiled. Then I frowned. Then I turned green in the face as I remembered what I had to do last night....ugh...I can still taste the.....well anyway after I threw up basically nothing I decided that since I'm still not in Phoenix's head I might as well do maintenance on myself. I find some mouthwash and a comb and do my hair ike usual...basically I just use Phoenix's style but I noticed something...I felt off...not cause of the thing last night but something felt wrong....like I was missing something....I then looked down and saw....nothing!

"Fuck man...where's my dick?" I asked annoyed."well at least I look sexy."

After a little flirting with myself I decide to make breakfast. I noticed Phoenix is gone so maybe they went for a walk or something. I make enough breakfast for everyone in the house....what? I can be nice sometimes besides they'll think Phoenix did it. Anyway I made breakfast for everyone and set it out buffet style and wolfed my food down. I couldn't think of anything to do so I decided to fly through the forest. I told Angel to wake up White Fire and if he does I got a carrot with his name on it...He simply nodded and walked upstairs. I need to go visit that carrot farm at some point. I know Angel will do me proud!

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We're gonna follow Trixie now....
Dude why not pov her too?
Cause I'm not gonna write her name every time the word I shows up...
Anyway we're gonna follow her now...

"No....no....I won't do ANYTHING for fast cash..."Trixie mumbled

Trixie shivered in her sleep as she was cold. She felt something warm close by and huddled up next to it. And suddenly her dreams were peaceful again...If only she saw Angel with that bucket....

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White Fire's POV

"Oh shit!" White Fire said in his dream.
"Really a giant iceball? You must not know my name. Blazing Bullet!" He yelled as he flew straight through the ball of ice coming toward him. Tonight's dream was White Fire vs. Aurora Blaze. And he was winning since All of Aurora's moves were ice based but his dream would soon be interrupted by a certain bunny......

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"Itchy hoof, stingy hair, sense of foreboding? Angel's about to wake somepony up again." Phoenix said to himself(herself)
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White Fire and Trixie were completely unsuspecting of Angel approach on them.....Before he threw the Bucket of Icyhot he had prepared he looked at them hugging in their sleep.
'Cute couple' He thought to himself,'I almost hate to do this to them but....I like carrots'

Somehow Angel tossed the bucket of Icyhot on the two mares just like it was water.

"Dude what the hell!?" White said while jumping up and looking around frantically.

"Oh no, I must've let my guard down..."Trixie thinking she was on the street still...

It took them a second to realize they had been hit with something....
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"Shaking tail, twitching eye, sudden urge to troll smile? I do believe Angel has woken somepony up." Dark Flare said as he(she) flew towards the town to pick up carrots.
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White Fire's POV

"OK why is it getting hotter...?" I asked trying to figure who threw what on me.

"Trixi-er I fear I know what has been thrown on us.." Trixie said as her eyes widened.

"Well then what is it?"

"Why are you a mare?"

"wat?"

"Oh riight...."

White Fire ran straight into the bathroom to figure out what Trixie had meant.

"What the Fu...HOLY SHIT I'M HOT!" White fire screamed....She(he) was in both terms of the word.

White Fire along with Phoenix and Dark Flare were already warmer than other ponies....what freaked out White was that it didn't feel like that was as hot as he could get....Also he figured out he had Icyhot thrown on him. He ran back to Trixie to get her to take it off and slipped...slamming straight into the wall.

"oow....Trixie, think you can magic this stuff off?" White said as she slid off the wall.

"I tried...It's the magic resistant version of Icyhot. We just have to wait for it to wear off..."

"But..but..."

"I know, it's already hot and in about 20 seconds it'll be really cold."

"Crap....Maybe I can stave off the cold part?"

"I doubt it..."

30 seconds later....

Trixie was shaking while White Fire was just standing there.

"You aren't cold aren't you?"

"Nah."

"How?"

"Try thinking of fire."

Trixie thought about warm stuff but it failed.

"it's not working...."

"well I can share my warmth." White said as he started thinking of warmer and warmer things.

"uh..ok..." Trixie said.
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Meanwhile....

"Heart's fluttering. I think a d'aww moment is about happen" Phoenix said."wait..Why do I feel hotter than usual?"

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At the same time.....

"Hmm...Chest feels funny." Dark Flare said while returning to the cottage."Wierd...I'm also hotter than usual..."

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Back at the Cottage....

Trixie and White Fire found a pond behind Fluttershy's house.

"Why'd we come back here?" Asked Trixie.


"Well I wanted to relax while this stuff wore off. I also didn't wanna get this goop all over Fluttershy's stuff."

"a pond?"

"I figured if we soak in it long enough the Icyhot would dissipate." White Fire said.

They both found a spot in the pond where they could lay down without drowning.

As they both hugged White Fire had to admit....It was a good feeling comforting someone.
'Is this what Phoenix and Dark Flare have been doing for their marefriends?' White thought.

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Back to Phoenix.

I was still flying through the forest. I couldn't tell if I was in the bad part or not but I knew I was in a forest. I'd been moving around all day thinking of possible reasons why I have a fireball for a cutie mark instead of a bike, or a pen and paper.

It was at this point I saw another pegasus. He was white with black stripes and he was in a dead field. I mean the area he was in was that sickly black evil magic kind of dead. I decided to spy on him to see what he was doing.


"I have to keep up with him....Otherwise I'll never defeat him." The zebra pegasus said.

"Defeat who?" I whispered to myself. I shouldn't have done that.

The strange stallion looked in my direction with a look that could easily rival Fluttershy's stare.

'Fuck!' I thought to myself. I tried to fly away but something was holding me down. I looked down to see some vines coming from the ground around my legs.'Fuck!'

"Who dares to interrupt my ritual?" The Pony said.

"I-I Wa-wasn't trying to interrupt. I Swear!" I said. Did I mention right now I was thinking of all the tentacle porn I had seen back on Earth.....This was one of those situations.

"Hmph. Then what were you doing?"

It's probably not the best idea to tell him I was spying on him.

"I was just exploring the forest and I just stumbled here."

"hmm...." He got a look in his eye and just started observing me.

"uh...You aren't gonna hurt me are you?"

"No...You're a good pony...It's just..." He said trailing off....We wound up locking eyes a second later.

"You're missing parts of yourself."

"I know. I'm not used to waking up without morning wo-"

"No bro. I mean besides that....You're missing parts of your mind."

"How...?"

"I have REALLY good sense when It comes to ponies."

"You gonna let me go now?"

"Yeah just stand back when I do."

He let me go a second later and I stood back and watched him work.

He stomped on the ground and a big glowing circle enveloped the deceased part of the forest.

"Quondam Silva, Revertere ad vestra gloria...." He said while a white light started rising from the circle.

"Magicam malum, relinquere hoc area nunc." He said as his voice seem to join another's. Kind of like how when I was still one with with Dark and White and turned into Phoenix Inferno.

The area in the circle slowly turned back to a lively green. actually even greener than the rest of the forest. After the ritual was done a blinding light flashed from him. When I could see again I saw a red pegasus with a red and blue mane and a compass rose for a cutie mark.

"Good job uh...what's your name?"

"Oh. Name's Ferote. Ferote Eerfreve."

"and I'm Phoenix."

"Well I'm done with my job for the day. So you know where a guy can get some grub?"

"Yeah! Let's head back...Know a mare named Fluttershy?"

"Yeah...Know a mare named Rarity?"

"Yeah..."

"Don't take me around her....I'll tell later.." Ferote said while looking down.

"I understand."

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Dark Flare's POV

I saw Phoenix walking out of the forest with a red pegasus.

"Uh oh...wait. He's wouldn't cheat on Fluttershy....what am I thinking..."

Dark Flare shook her head to clear those thoughts.'Even I'm not that much of an asshole.'

"Hey Phoenix! Who's this?"

"Oh. Hey Dark Flare. This is Ferote."

"Sup Ferote."

He said nothing...he only looked at me like something was off.

"This one is a part of you Phoenix."

"No shit." I said. I hate being looked at funny.

"The other part of me i in Fluttershy's house last I checked."

It was right then We all saw Trixie and White Fire walking from the forest.
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White Fire's POV

Trixie and I got the goop off of us but we stayed in the pond anyway just talking. We talked about her past and why she was surprised to be anywhere near Ponyville. Right now I was trying to get her to stay. I think she'd be great for the town.

"But I can't....The people here still hate me...I know it..." Trixie said sadly.

"No...I think they've forgiven you. I know Fluttershy has...Notice, she hasn't kicked you out or tried to get you leaving."


"Ok.but still...you really think I can do anything here? I mean think about it...All I have is my magic....It's not even that strong..."

"So then train under Twilight..."

The look she gave me almost made me cry. But then she softened her look.

"Ah yes....Twilight Sparkle. I'm sure she hates me the most....She's the one who showed me up in the first place!"

I had to dig through what I learned from Phoenix's memory.

"But if I remember correctly you were overselling your abilities....and boasting. ALOT."

"True...which is why I know the second I try to step back into town I'll be kicked back out. No pony wants me around...."

"WRONG!" I yelled startling Trixie.

"I want you around...I definitely want you close. We might've met a couple nights ago but...."

Trixie backed away from me with disgust on her face.

"Don't try to sell me that crap. I've been down that road before."

"But...but..." Ok...I know I'm not tough...that's what makes this hurt a lot more than any blow I could take.

"White, Trixie, y'all ok?" Phoenix asked us.

"Trixie is fine, thank you!" She said with angrily.

"Yeah...I'm cool..." I saw knowning the sadness on my face is showing.

Come on, You really think I can't tell you two are lying. IT'S ON YOUR FACES

Dark and I looked at each other with wide eyes...

"Phoenix....I heard what you thought.." Dark Flare said.

"Me too..."I said.

I hope I'll learn what this means...

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