Storiesatrandom continues with his riff on Princess Molestia.
Enjoy!

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Hello, I'm Storiesatrandom, I remember so you don't have to. Today, were gonna look at the next chapter of Molestia. Where we last left off, I had to painfully go through the torture of the painfully long second chapter of extreme nonsensicalness. Hopefully, this chapter may be a few pages short, give or take additional riffs I add to it. So, not wanting waste your time with my blabbering, here is, chapter 3.

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Storiesatrandom: "You ready, girls?"

Rarity: "Reluctantly."

Applejack: "Do yaw worse."

Pinkie (with popcorn and soda and some candy): "SHOW THE MOVIE!"

Fluttershy: "Um, is it too late for second thoughts?"

Twilight: "Afraid so, Fluttershy."

Rainbow Dash (in sunglasses): "Bring, it, on!"

Celestia: "This is not gonna be easy to sallow, sis."

Luna: "Oh fear not sister, I embraced worse."

Storiesatrandom: "Good, because the next wave is coming in, fast!"

(BUZZ!)

Luna: "Wow, that was faster then Rainbow Dash."

Rainbow Dash: "HEY!"

Begin Part 3

Pinkie said: "I didn't know the computer can-"

Storiesatrandom: "It doesn't, it's part of the fic, we did that joke already."

"Wonderbolts... Yeeahhh..." Rainbow Dash whispered quietly, sound asleep on her makeshift cloud bed in the sky.

Twilight: "Oh, so there you are Rainbow; it explains your absences from the last chapter."

She was sprawled out on her back, a small dab of drool hanging off the corner of her smiling mouth

Storiesatrandom: "That is not very sexy of you Rainbow Dash."

Rainbow Dash bucks me across the theater!

as she dreamed of finally becoming a Wonderbolt and performing the most spectacular stunts at an air show.

Fluttershy: "Uh…. Well…. Um… No offence, Rainbow, I mean, if you want to, uh… Pass?"

Storiesatrandom: "God damn it, a wasted joke!"

As she slept, the quiet night air around her produced a cool, soothing breeze that ever so softly brushed against her mane and coat,

Applejack: "Apparently, she visited the skies that act like a spa treatment."

Rarity: "Oh my stars! No wonder I can never get her to come to the spa!"

Storiesatrandom: "Until "Pony confidential", that is."

relaxing the pegasus while already in a deep sleep.

Storiesatrandom: "Only to be awakened by her true love's first kissed!"

Luna said: "We have vowed no Disney jokes."

Her legs kicked slightly and her wings flinched and fluttered,

Fluttershy: "For she…. Uh…. Was…. Uh… having, sleep problems?"

Storiesatrandom: "Crest! Another failed joke!"

seeming to try to mimic the events in her dream. Dash was in her ultimate happy place,

Twilight: "I wonder what her ultimate sad place is. I know what mine is. (Shudders), Magic, Kindergarten!"

and nothing but the morning sun would wake her from this pleasant slumber.

Storiesatrandom: "I do believe the impending plot has something to say about that."

Well, the only exception to this is apparently the one who raises the sun itself, as Celestia hurriedly flew through the sky and sped right past the cloud Rainbow Dash as asleep on,

Celestia: "SORRY RAINBOW, I'M LATE FOR A MEETING!"

causing an abrupt and strong gust of wind that nearly tipped her off the cloud. Dash awoke, most annoyed that her deep sleep – and most importantly of all, her wonderful dream – had been interrupted.

Rainbow Dash: "Ok, who's the wise pony?"

She fumbled lightly to get on her hooves and quickly looked around, just catching the dark figure speeding away from her.

Storiesatrandom: "Oh crap, it's Darth Vader in Equestria!"

"Why that little..." Dash said to herself, assuming it was somepony that purposely woke her up to mess with her.

Twilight: "Awfully quick to judge, aren't we?"

Without much thought,

Fluttershy: "No surprise there…. OOPS! Sorry, Rainbow, I got caught up!"

Rainbow Dash: "It's cool, we're supposed to insult each other, and it’s for jokes."

Storiesatrandom: "(Groans in annoyance of Fluttershy's inexperience.)"

Dash quickly flared out her wings and gave chase to the already distant black figure.

Storiesatrandom: "No kid, he knows the dark side of the force and has terrible aiming soldiers in white armor!"

Before long, Dash had already begun catching up to the figure, its legs and tail clearly visible yet still distant. Though as she drew closer,

Rainbow Dash: "When did I have a pencil?"

Dash took notice that the figure ahead of her was larger than the normal size of any pegasus pony she knew.

Storiesatrandom: "Ok, so not a famous sci fi villain."

Furthermore, the tail was different... it seemed to be lightly sparkling as it fluttered in the wind, unlike anything she had seen before, except...

Luna: "The elegant princess Luna."

Why would Princess Celestia be here in Ponyville, at night?

All: "(groans!)"

Fluttershy: "Uh, why did we all groan?"

Storiesatrandom face-palms in the face, and groans!

Dash thought to herself, quickly realizing the identity of the figure she was chasing.

Luna: "Why do I have the feeling asking for questions are a bad idea?"

Storiesatrandom: "You'll see soon enough."

She contemplated the possibility that it had something to do with Twilight Sparkle, but that idea essentially deteriorated as she realized they were heading towards Sweet Apple Acres.

Applejack: "That last theory would not have been too incorrect if Twilight was a farm pony."

This not only confused Rainbow Dash, but also changed her mind from confronting the pony to following her – out of sight hopefully – to find out what was going on.

Rainbow Dash: "Cause she knew something was off, as she intends on finding out what hidden conspiracy the so called, "Benevolent princess" is hiding. Rainbow Dash would no doubt confront the possible traitor an-"

Twilight smacks Rainbow Dash!

Storiesatrandom: "YAY! I WASN'T SMACKED!"

Luna smacks Storiesatrandom!

Luna: "That's for making us getting bandaged by Rainbow Dash at the end of "A private meeting with the Princess"."

The figure that was apparently Princess Celestia approached Sweet Apple Acres, and began to slow down gradually. Soon, she landed inside the property right beside the main farmhouse,

Storiesatrandom: "Right next to Farmhouse Beta and Delta, and the food court."

and instead of walking to the front, she seemed to begin lurking around the sides. Rainbow Dash flew down to the top of a nearby apple tree, crawling into the covers of the leaves and peeking out to get a good look.

Storiesatrandom: "Rainbow Dash, superspy!"

It sure was the princess alright, she could tell by the presence of the large horn on her head coupled with the wings she used to fly.

Rainbow Dash: "As Rainbow Dash figured the Princess is involved in some sort of illegal apple smuggling to Griffinmania with Granny Smith!"

Applejack punches Rainbow in the gut!

Applejack: "THAT'S FOR GRANNY AND THE PRINCESS, RAINBOW JERK!"

Rainbow Dash: "GEES! SORRY! Just riffing!"

Celestia slowly trotted around the building, inspecting the windows and walls as she went.

Celestia: "I CAME!"

Storiesatrandom: "Please don't do that joke again."

Celestia: "Sorry, had to get it out of my system even if it's only once."

Then, she took flight and ascended to the second floor, peering into each of the windows one by one.

Celestia: "Two by two, 3 by 3, and 4 by 4!"

Finally, she began to take interest in one window in particular, even going as far as poking her head inside to look around.

Storiesatrandom: "She sees Bugs bunny, who was getting dressed and screamed at her!"

Finally, she slowly slipped inside and out of view of her vision.

Celestia: "Golly, I'm awfully clumsy."

Eager to see what was going on, Dash quietly flew towards the house and swooped around just under the window sill of where Celestia entered, a small light now shining inside. As she leaned her ear closer, she began to hear soft voices coming from inside...

Rainbow Dash: "Rainbow Dash was confused as to why Fluttershy is meeting with Celestia at the apple farm. Then she realized it was all a conspiracy to get Fluttershy into the Wonderbolts!"

Twilight: "Rainbow, do you enjoy being smacked?"

Rainbow Dash: "No."

Twilight: "Then SHUT THE BUCK UP!"

"Where are they...?" One voice asked, sounding slightly hoarse while at the same time seeming very eager.

All: "Definitely not Fluttershy (Fluttershy: "Me.")"

"I uh, I-I don't know ma'am." The other voice said, the voice of a colt... it was Big Macintosh!

Storiesatrandom: "OH NO, NOT THE CHARACTER WHO HASN'T EVEN HAVE A LOT OF LINES, LET ALONE HIS OWN EPISODE!"

"Please, what... what's wrong?" Rainbow Dash poked her head up, daring a look into the room.

"I want you to tell me where they are right now..." Celestia ordered, now clear to Rainbow Dash that she had Big Mac pinned on his back. It seemed as the he was on the bed of his bedroom with light emanating from Celestia's horn... "I know you keep up with your sister's whereabouts, now tell me where they've gone!" She hissed.

Storiesatrandom: "Oh great, that snake part acting out again!"

"W-wait I... I mean, she said something about going to one of her friend's places, but..." Celestia was obviously getting impatient, judging by how her face suddenly sprung closer to Big Mac's and her eyes grew larger.

Celestia: "I see you."

Storiesatrandom: "You did that joke."

"Where... WHERE did she go?" Celestia growled.

Storiesatrandom: "Now she's part dog?"

Rainbow Dash reared back slightly, this wasn't the Celestia she knew... something happened to her, or something was controlling her.

Twilight: "Or it was Luna being stupid again with a book that somehow exists even though no Unicorn understands it!"

Storiesatrandom: "DAMN IT, TWILIGHT, I HATE TO BE REMINDED OF THAT!"

Whatever it was she didn't know, but she did know that she had to go warn Twilight and the others before something awful happened.

Storiesatrandom: "THEN GO ALREADY!"

"She, she went... Pinkie's place. Uh, eeyup... they went to that there Sugarcube Corner..."

Celestia: "Sorry, already encountered Pinkie, it isn't likely, now say the truth or else!"

Storiesatrandom (mimicking Big Mac): "Ok, ok, they're at Rarity's."

"Hmm... interesting... I'll have to look into it,

All: "DUMB AS A DOORBELL!"

but first..." Celestia suddenly began to descend upon Big Mac, her belly now just touching the top of his. "I think I should have myself a bit of a taste before I go..."

Storiesatrandom (Mimicking Big Mac): "We have some apples out back- WHAT A MINUTE, THIS IS ME GETTING RAPED?"

Long silence.

Storiesatrandom: "Now that I think about, it's kinda topsy tervy, shouldn't rape be gender exclusive, like, you know, in those crime shows where it's always a guy who raped the girl.”

Celestia: "Believe or not, in Equestria, since it's populated by mostly females, it can actually be the other way around. So it's not too out of fact, aside from the obvious of me being the rapist."

Rainbow Dash gasped, but then quickly shoved a hoof in her mouth to forcefully silence herself. But it was too late,

Rainbow Dash: "(Groans in disgust) even I wouldn't have been THAT dumb to gasp!"

Celestia heard the noise and quickly raised her head, taking only a split second to make eye contact with Dash.

Storiesatrandom: "Who knew Celestia was good at bowling."

Twilight: "Actually, we have bowling in Equestria, and in fact, Celestia is five time champion of the national bowling league and wins every time against the king of Griffinmania."

Dash reared back, and after a short "oh no" she quickly turned tail and flew as fast as she could in the opposite direction.

Rainbow Dash: "ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME! I THOUGHT THE CUPCAKES ONE FABERCATED ME WORSE! I could've actually battled Molestia and kick her sorry flank!"

Storiesatrandom: "Then you would've risked getting raped, and an added slam of being public enemy number 1 for assaulting Equestria's ruler!"

Luna: "ONE of Equestria’s rulers."

Celestia quickly got off of Big Mac

Applejack (mimicking Big Mac): "What, I ain't good enough for y'all?"

and quickly began pursuit of her, leaving the large Colt alone in the bed.

Storiesatrandom: "Poor Big Mac lost his chance of ever getting laid."

Twilight tries to reference "Hearts and Hooves day"

Storiesatrandom: "I know what you're gonna say and No, he is not in love with Cheerilee, it was a love poison and in the end when it "looked" like it was for real, IT WAS A DAMN JOKE! Now will the writers of "Cheeri-mac" acknowledge the truth now?"

Rainbow Dash is an incredibly fast flier, often credited as probably the fastest flier in all of Equestria!

Rainbow Dash: "This story lost its changes to win me over when it said I ran off."

Even so, the powerful wings on Celestia's back allowed her to keep up with the speedy Rainbow Dash, even when flying at full speed.

Storiesatrandom: "Actually makes sense, Alicorns are supposed to be more superior to the other races in more ways then one, stronger magic, faster flyers, and in my head canon, faster on land then the fastest race horse!"

Dash looked back, seeing that Celestia was hot on her trail and not letting up.

Rainbow Dash: "OH CRAP! CELESTIA'S FIRE NOW!"

Storiesatrandom: "That also makes sense cause Celestia is the Alicorn of the sun."

Faster and faster Dash went, but regardless of her speed Celestia stayed right behind her, now seeming to catch up!

Pinkie Pie: "Will Rainbow be able to "Mustard" the power she needs, or will Molestia "Relish" every single moment of rape?"

Others groan.

Dash's mind raced,

Storiesatrandom: "Followed by her spine, and her lungs, and-"

Celestia slaps Storiesatrandom.

Celestia: "Could you please not do the "Racing" joke every time the word "Race" is mentioned?"

Storiesatrandom: "No complete promises, but okay."

she needed to think of a way out, a way to shake her off or to lose her somehow. She needed to go somewhere with a lot of obstacles, somewhere dangerous that Celestia might be to big to move through safely, some place like...

Storiesatrandom: "SLIPPERY WET FLOORS!"

The Everfree Forest!

Twilight: "Really, Rainbow Dash, endangering yourself AND the Princess with that place?"

Rainbow Dash: "Don't blame me, blame the fic!"

Dash yelled in her mind,

Pinkie: ""

Storiesatrandom: "Now I need another hearing aide, pinkie!"

the idea suddenly sparking up. Adjusting her course, she quickly began speeding off towards the Everfree Forest, which was not only a few seconds away.

Storiesatrandom: "I think you meant, "Which was only a few seconds away", otherwise Rainbow Dash would've been screwed by now!"

Dipping down almost to the ground, Dash zoomed in under the treeline with Celestia right behind her,

Storiesatrandom: "And the two are neck to neck, toe-to-toe, with a stupid idea and a dumb plot right behind them!"

Celestia: "What did I say about using Racing jokes?"

Storiesatrandom: "It didn't say "Race", didn't it? See, I am being more selective about when I execute a certain joke. I learn."

zipping in through bushes

Storiesatrandom: "Closing them for the night and kissed them sweet dreams."

and around branches in trees, pulling off every trick she knew to try to get deranged princess off her tail.

Storiesatrandom: "I thought it was "Princess CELESTIA!" who the hell is Princess Off her Tail."

The fact that she was still going nearly top speed through the forest was not a feat by skill alone, but also by foolhardy luck as every opening she passed through had just the right arrangement of trees for her to be able to barely swerve and swivel past the bark-covered obstacles.

Rainbow Dash: "If that were me, I would've realized the Everfree wasn't a smart choice from the start."

Fluttershy: "Even I knew that."

Amazingly, Celestia herself had also passed through every obstacle, despite her size, and was still gaining! She was now only about 10-15 yards behind Rainbow Dash.

Storiesatrandom: "Now they're in suburbia, the hell?"

Suddenly, Dash lost sight of the princess, as if she had either slowed down, flown above the treeline, or accidentally ran into an obstacle. Yes!

Storiesatrandom: "More Anti-Celestia then it needs to be much?"

She thought to herself, praising her luck as she continued to look back to see if she could see the princess still behind her. But with her attention directed away from where she was going, Dash accidentally flew straight into a large bundle of vines hanging low under a tree branch, snagging her almost instantly and pulling her to a complete stop.

Twilight: "Real smart about Everfree, Rainbow Dash."

Rainbow Dash: "Shut, up."

"Ah! W-what the...!" Rainbow Dash cried out, hastily inspecting the vines that now kept her in place. Quickly she began to struggle, but her plunge into the bundle had somehow gotten her exquisitely tangled up.

Storiesatrandom: "Oh crap, we're in the sci-fi movie "Mandrake!"

She then suddenly heard a twig break and some leaves rustle, and as she looked up, there was Celestia...

Celestia: "In my ever beautiful glory."

Luna: "Self-kissass."

walking proudly towards Rainbow Dash with her horn now beginning to shine with magical light.

Storiesatrandom: "Only to be blinded by the forest's moths!"

The deranged princess looked straight at Dash, who looked straight back, their gazes fixated on each other's.

Celestia: "I see you."

Just as before, Celestia's beady eyes took hold of Rainbow Dash, and froze her in place

Rainbow Dash: "I WAS FROZEN, TODAY!"

with a mix of shock, fear, and ultimate confusion as to what to do now. As Celestia approached, a new glow took shape around her horn as the vines that bound to rainbow dash began to shift, sliding around her body and settling in restraining positions around her waist, her neck, the junction point of her flank and her lower legs, and at the joint directly above the hoof. The vines tightened and pulled Dash's limbs apart, exposing her body fully and laying it out directly in front of the princess.

Storiesatrandom: "Oh no! Molestia and the Monster from "Mandrake" have join forces!"

There, Dash lay completely restrained and unable to move,

Rainbow Dash: "Till she broke free and-"

Storiesatrandom: "Don't bother, it' doesn't work."

her wings batting furiously until a couple more vines came and tied them up as well.

Storiesatrandom: "Man, that Plant monster is a jerk!"

Her body was pointing straight up, her limbs pulled widely apart, and her wings now held open and stiff like a display before the princess.

Celestia: "I hate this fic more by the second."

Rainbow Dash: "Ditto."

Slowly Celestia approached,

Storiesatrandom: "NOW SHE'S PART TURTLE? Anymore animals and she'll be more mixed up then Discord!"

her menacing grin once more widening and another drop of drool beginning to slide down from her lip.

Celestia: "So not my style."

Dash's struggling soon came to a halt, unable to move now from the overwhelming combination of shock and fear she was feeling.

Storiesatrandom: "Not really decisive, are we?"

Gently Celestia raised one of her hoofs, placed it at the bottom of Rainbow Dash's neck, and slowly began to slide it down her body.

"Gotha..."

Rainbow Dash: "Said Rainbow Dash as she had the Wonderbolts ambush Molestia and then-"

Fluttershy: "Rainbow, you been told it doesn't work, uh, please don't bother?"

Storiesatrandom: "Ordinarily, what come next are the symbols, but I decided not to even bother, because since I won't use Gdocs, they just don't show in pasting in the PM system of FIMFiction."

When Luna came to the hallway leading up to Celestia's bedroom, she found half of the guards unconscious, and the other half still groggy and trying to help the others up.

Luna: "Must be one hell of a stag party."

Pinkie: "(Burp), tell me about it. (Covered in candy wrappers, soda cans, and a popcorn bucket somewhere on the floor.)"

They must have been knocked out from Celestia crashing through them... Luna thought to herself.

All: "WHY DO WE BOTHER?"

Quickly she approached the nearest guard and began inspecting for injuries while helping him get up. Her horn lit up, and a simple rejuvenation spell began to work on the first guard, slowly bringing him back to his senses. As she looked around, there were still another 20 or so guards that needed to regain consciousness.

"This is gonna take a while..." Luna spoke to herself.

Storiesatrandom: "Uh… Luna? THERE'S A RAPE IN PROGRESS!"

"Nnnn! Nnnn! C-Celestia..!" Rainbow Dash yelped,

Pinkie: "Rainbow Chew-wawa anypony?"

Rainbow Dash glares at an easily backing off Pinkie.

unable to handle this intense sensation that was currently bolting through her body.

Storiesatrandom: "Because it was lightning."

Celestia had her hooves slid around Dash's sides, holding her closer while straining the vines further.

Twilight: "Don't ya hate gang rapes?"

Her hair was wet and slick, having just been pulled out of Dash's mouth and was now split into two parts, each part rubbing itself against the entire length of Dash's wings and coaxing every feather.

Rainbow Dash: "AW MAN!"

Pinkie holds back her snacks, then pukes!

Luna made a terrified face!

Fluttershy screamed and ran out!

Applejack looked in fear, and strange awe.

Celestia's face was pressed up against Dash's while it maneuvered around her body, her lips gliding over her tummy while her tongue slithered down between her haunches and back up to her lips against Dash's stomach.

All: "EW!"

Her tongue worked fast yet kept up a steady rhythmic patter, lapping and twisting over Dash's coat, careful to reach over every part of her body and tantalize it with just the right touch.

All: "GROSS!"

Rainbow Dash's body was shaking, her blood running hot from the overwhelmingly pleasurable sensation running through her, her tongue draped out over her lips while she panted out madly. Each pulse from the rhythm sent another wave of pleasure spreading around inside her like an out of control wildfire. Dash couldn't take it, she couldn't explain what exactly she was feeling or exactly how Celestia was doing it, but the entire experience had made her feel better than she did even when she won the best young flier's competition. As if that wasn't enough, Celestia's next move surprised Rainbow Dash as much as it did pleasure her.

Storiesatrandom: "This so disgusting we're intentionally passing up numerous joke opportunities so we can get this shit over with!

Celestia raised up the back of her head while still keeping her muzzle up close to Dash's tummy, and pointed her horn straight up to her mouth. Without any warning, the horn was stuffed into Dash's mouth and slid up to her throat, Dash beginning to gag on it lightly. The horn's glow also changed, this time to a more pinkish color as it forced a magical sensation through Dash's lips and mouth, causing her to feel a most daunting pleasure that nearly forced her to begin sucking and lathering the horn with her tongue. Though the entirety of the horn itself could not fit in Dash's mouth, especially at such an angle, it allowed her to at least let her tongue and lips massage around the tip. While she sucked, Dash's hips began to buck up against Celestia's muzzle, moving to the rhythm that was already present and now making the effects of the movements of her lips and tongue amplified. This continued on for several more minutes before Rainbow Dash's body – although athletically rounded and very much in shape – finally reached its end point with this session.

All: "GLA! EW!

Dash released the lips from her mouth and let her head fall back, gasping loudly as her limbs went limp and her muscles relaxed. She panted heavily, drool dripping down from her lips while her entire middle body was covered with the wetness from Celestia's tongue. She finally passed out soon after releasing her mouth from the horn, drifting off into a deep, exhausted sleep.

Luna: "So much rape one can tolerate."

Celestia: "Surely worse then the OTHER times it happened!"

Celestia pulled back slowly,

Storiesatrandom: "Celestia KOOPA!"

the energy in this pony all used up now.

Storiesatrandom: "Rainbow Dash is surprisingly weak in fanfics, is she?"

Rainbow Punches Storiesatrandom hard!

Storiesatrandom: "OW!"

She gently released her magical influence on the vines, and let them and Rainbow Dash slump to the ground.

Celestia: "Thanks for helping Mandrake."

Storiesatrandom (in a deep voice): "No problem. Always happy to help a fellow sci-fi monster out. Peace my sister."

Taking this time to think, Celestia then began to contemplate Twilight's location once more. They weren't at the Apple house, and Celestia knew they weren't at Sugar Cube Corner, because surely she would have been with Pinkie Pie when she came out and followed her. That left her with two options now, and she choose first Rarity's Carousel Boutique.

Storiesatrandom: "NOW YOU STOPPED BEING STUPID?"

After taking another moment to look at the result of her work on the rainbow-maned pegasus, Celestia turned around and flew out of the forest, heading straight for Rarity's home.

Rainbow Dash: "You abandoned me in a forest full of monsters? The least you can do is took me home in a nice safe cloud bed!"

Storiesatrandom: "Remember what you said about don't blame the character, blame the fic?"

Celestia: "My apologies, Rainbow, but he's right, I can't be held responsible for what my false doppelganger has committed."

_(*)_

"So what would you girls like to do next? How about some sort of scary story?" Twilight asked, cheerfully glancing between Rarity and Applejack.

Twilight: "Remember "The headless horse" Girls?"

"Ooh, that sounds interesting deary, but I'm really not so big on scary stories..." Rarity replied.

Rainbow Dash: "And I thought the squirt is the chicken. Pardon the over-used and uncool cliché."

"How about you, Applejack? Don't you have some sort of mare's tale from the barn?"

Storiesatrandom: "Is that Equestrian for "Wives' tale?"

Celestia: "Yes, why?"

Storiesatrandom: "Figures."

"Well..." Applejack said, a hoof on her chin as she took a moment to think. "Actually, I think I do! Heck, this one will be scary enough to knock your socks off!"

Applejack: "It's about how I met and murdered Justin Bieber."

"Sounds great Applejack! Let's hear it," Twilight said, eager to hear the story.

Storiesatrandom: "Gees, Twilight, never thought you be into horror stories."

The three ponies were circled around a magically lit lantern in the center of Rarity's bedroom.

Storiesatrandom: "But in reality it was actually the town square of buggy town!"

They were all laying on a pillow with a blanket draped over each of them while lightly snacking on some smores and other light treats.

Rarity: "Like Doritos."

As Applejack progressed through the story, the other two ponies became noticeably frightened,

Storiesatrandom: "Wait, wait, wait! We don't even get to hear the fucking story!"

Twilight: 'A shame."

Rainbow Dash: "Typical the writer who wrote this figured a brief story within a story would be WAY better then this crappy fic he made!"

Twilight having her mouth bit onto part of the pillow while Rarity was lightly shaking.

Rarity: "My stars, what the devil was in those Doritos?"

"And then, there was the sound of hoofsteps totterin' on the floor... tap, tap, tap, tap..."

Storiesatrandom: “8! I LOVE TO SINGA! ABOUT THE MOONA AND THE TUNA AND BRINGER! I LOVE SINGA, THAT'SHOW MUCH I HATE THE MEME MOLESTIA AND THIS STUPID FIC-A!"

Celestia: "And, the purpose of that joke was?"

Storiesatrandom: "Well, she was "Taping"."

Applejack said, focusing on the story. "Little'ol Blessy Bean listened closely, but after a few moments, there was suddenly a loud knock on the barn door!"

Storiesatrandom (screaming): "I'M A KNOCK AND I AM LOUD!"

Without warning, there was a loud knock coming from downstairs, causing both Rarity and Twilight to jump up with a scream.

Twilight and Rarity: "WE ARE PONIES, HEAR US ROAR! (ROARING!)"

Storiesatrandom: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy girls!"

"Uhh, Rarity, I think that's actually somepony at your door..." Applejack said, giving a slightly confused look.

Applejack: "NOPONY BETTER NOT MAKE A JOKE ABOUT MY INTELLIGENTS LEVEL, GOT IT?"

"Oh! Um, well... well okay then, I guess I'll go have a look..." She replied, fixing her hair slightly from it getting a bit frizzled from the recent scream.

Rarity: "Female pride is exhausted work, you know."

Her and the other two followed,

Rarity: "That's "She" and the other two followed."

slowly making their way down the stairs and to the front door as it once again knocked loudly. Who in all of Equestria could be knocking at my door at this time of night? Rarity thought to herself as she approached the door.

Fluttershy bursts back in!

Fluttershy: "DON'T ANSWER IT!"

Using her magic, she turned the knob and opened the door for whoever it was outside. As it opened, all three of the ponies gasped at the figure who stood at the entrance, its face different than they had ever seen it before.

Celestia: "Can Twilight come out to play?"

End Part 3

All: "DAMN CLIFF-HANGER!"

Storiesatrandom: "And we actually didn't do a break. Doesn't matter, then it means we can full- out trash this butthole!"

Storiesatrandom: "Girls, opinions, want them!"

Fluttershy: "It was scary!"

Rainbow Dash: "It made me look like a slob and a loser! It sucks ass!"

There was a literal ass (donkey) was behind her.

Rainbow Dash: "No offence."

The Donkey: "None taken."

Applejack: "Mighty disgusting if y'all ask me."

Pinkie: "And I though "Blue Frosting" was bad!"

Rarity: "I stand by my previous statements about spelling, grammar, and its poor sense of knowledge."

Twilight: "Same here, and it insults Celestia."

Celestia: "Ditto."

Luna: "Agreed, and it makes me look stupid!"

Storiesatrandom: "Myself? Well, you're all right, but let's still hold out for the nice ending, it'll be worth it, till then, this chapter BITES ASS! No offence to Donkeys everywhere. The rape in this fic was unbearable! I mean, the other ones in past chapters where hard to watch too, but this one, was merely unwatchable! The rest of the fic… wasn't bad. Un-rape related at least, but on its own, it's incorrect to character aside from the title character, and Rainbow ended up suffering more then in "Cupcakes!" but, at least it was shorter! Maybe because we didn't added the break, because the chapter itself was short, don't know, don't give a monkey's ass! I'm just glad we're able to recover until next chapter! Till then, I'm Storiesatrandom, and they were the Main 6 and the Celestial Sisters, we remember it so you don't have to! You people are lucky, you know that?"

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