Okay bronies, I finally gotten around to this one story I've been meaning to do. It was one of the first requests I've received, and I've only just now been able to do it. Anyway, this story is... curious (read: weird). It's mild. But it's... Curious. If you want to test the stability of your sanity (aka read it without the riff) go here.
In addition, the author of the story (Super Big Mac) has made his own MST of the story. You can find it here in MPPT3K as a guest submission (Click on the next chapter, silly filly!). Give it a look and tell him what you think!

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Twilight: That's odd. Where's the author?
Rarity: Probably out coming up with another boorish idea.
Author: (Muffled) Hey! A cutie mark crusader gore/clopfic is a great idea! Oh, crap...
Twilight: Um, author?
Author: (muffled) Nobody here but us tables!
Rarity: Dearie, we know you're under that desk. Come out, now, you're making yourself look more ridiculous then usual.
Author: Bah!
Twilight: What were you doing under there?
Author: Hiding. It's been a few days since the last MPPT, and I don't want that stupid Pinkie catching me here in my workshop.
Rarity: So... You hid under a table.
Author: It seemed logical at the time.
Twilight: Doesn't Pinkie Pie have her pinkie-sense?
Author: ... You know what, screw you.
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) Speaking of that, you're screwed!
(Doors swing shut and lock.)
Author: Perhaps I should just buy a sleeping bag. I'm spending way too much time here.
Rarity: How about we make a fire?
Twilight: And s'mores? We might as well camp out here.
Rainbow Dash: (From TV) C'mon, you aren't here THAT much.
Author: Then we'll sing campfire songs to drown out the story. Anyone know Row-Row-Row-Your Boat?
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) Oh, you'll be fine! Rainbow?
Rainbow Dash: (From TV) Today's prank is supposedly a parody of "Not My Destiny". I'm not really sure. Twilight becomes an alicorn...
Twilight: You know what? I've just invented a new theory. It's called "Twilight's Law". It states that whenever there's a weird story about My Little Pony written, I'm going to be the main character. No exceptions.
Rarity: What about Rainbow Fac-
Twilight: No exceptions!
Rainbow Dash: (From TV) Right, so Twilight becomes an alicorn, and a bunch of things happen that get progressively weirder.
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) You've got to read it to believe!
(Buzzer sounds)
All: We've got story sign!

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BRRRIIIINNNG! BRRRIIIINNNG! BRRRIIIINNNG! BRRRIIII-chrk!

Author: I think a phone just exploded. This is a good start.

With a loud crunch, Twilight's alarm clock found itself smashed into its atomized components beneath a heavy hoof of solid violet magic.

Rarity: I know just how it feels!

Twilight rolled out of bed, her mane once again covering her eyes. I love waking up to see the beautiful morning-mane that is only penetrable by Celestia's unyielding sun!

Author: Does that mean the mane's bullet proof?

She groaned, stretching out her back muscles, her wings flaring out, joints popping after being mistreated throughout the night.

Twilight: Do YOU know any joints being abused? Contact us over at the Non-Sentient-Abuse-Help-Line.

They flapped back down to her sides, and-

Rarity: Put an unnecessary hyphen into a sentence.

Twilight ran through her mental morning checklist. 'Wake up. Check. Turn off alarm clock.' The clock in question was no where to be found, only the small hour-hand remaing. '... Check. Curse the sun for being so bright. Check.

Twilight: Foul! That was sarcasm she used, not cursing!

Curse the night sky for being so beautiful. Hmm... Damn you, you stupid, pretty, shiny stars! Why d'you always keep me up so late?!

Author: "Because we like being part of a checklist."

Check. Stretch. Check. Wake Spike. Spike wasn't in his bed. Check.'

Twilight: "Contact royal guard because apparently an infant was stolen in the middle of the night. Eh, I'll take care of it later."

She ran through the list a few more times, finally realising what was bothering her.

Rarity: She'd been checking things off but hadn't been using a pen!
Author: It's a mental list.
Twilight: I don't see your point.

She gasped. "Oh, sweet Celestia! The milk gets delivered this morning!"

Author: "They always give me two percent when I really want one percent!"

She flew down the stairs to grab the milk, lest Ditzy accidentally break the bottles... again.

*~*~*

The milk safely in the fridge, and her stomach now full from the delicious pancakes her wide-eyed assistant made for her,

Twilight: Owilicious?

she suddenly felt the urge to scratch her back.

Author: Whoa, slow down plot! Don't take it so fast!

"Gah! Stupid wings! No wonder Dash is always lifting them in the air!

Rarity: ... Because her back itches?

You can NOT put them down for more than a minute before-" She cut herself off,

Twilight: "AHHHHHHH!"
Rarity: C'mon, dearie, it was only a wing!

turning her head slowly towards the wings whose existance she had just been cursing.

"... I- I- Wings..." This was unprecedented. Nopony had ever

Author: Tried talking to their wings before.

transcended their ponyhood by growing an appendage where there had not been one before. She was an Alicorn.

She was now one of three, instead of one in a million.

Author: Hey, fan fiction OC wise? One in a million.

"Th-that's... so.... AWESOME!" She let out a whoop and flew out of the kitchen's back door, into the morning sky.

Rarity: She literally smashed right through the back door.

'Now I can get revenge on Rainbow Dash for that prank she pulled last month.' She grinned wickedly to herself.

Author: "I'll make her read Sweet Apple Massacre! And I'll take revenge on that handsome and charming author fellow as well!"
Twilight: Are you still bitter about that?
Author: What? Me? Nah! ... Bitch.

*~*~*

Twilight hovered silently over Rainbow as she slept peacefully on her cloud.

Author: This is why Rainbow Dash needs a cloud security system.

The newly winged Unicorn had painted herself black with a magic spell,

Rarity: It's called "paint".

to make herself look like Nightmare Moon. Her memory had been the basis of the spell, but, she was a spotlessly perfect replica.

Twilight: You'd think I'd find all my books easier with this amazing memory.

She landed on the cloud next to Rainbow Dash, wrapping a forehoof around her.

All: ...
Author: Okay, no need to panic. Let's just... um... see how this develops.

She glanced around to make sure that they were well and truly alone. Nopony in sight, Dragon Mountain blocking the view of Ponyville.

Rarity: Why in Equestria is Rainbow Dash sleeping on the OTHER SIDE OF DRAGON MOUNTAIN?
Twilight: Doesn't she have a house?
Author: I guess it blew away.

She snuggled up close to the cyan pegasus, getting comfortable. This wasn't needed for her to perform the spell, but it would give

Author: The writer an excuse to write a slash scene.

Rainbow an even worse scare. Heh heh heh.

Twilight tapped into the dream-state that Rainbow Dash was floating in, finding her friend's consciousness.

Twilight: Which has nothing to do with dreaming, because that all goes on in the unconscious.

She nudged it, pulling it into a new dream from the one she had just been in.

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Rainbow Dash was feeling awesome.

Rarity: I believe she's the only one.

She was on top of the world - no, too small. She was on top of the UNIVERSE.

Twilight: She could see her house from there!
Rarity: You mean her cloud?
Author: No, you can't see that. It's out of view behind Dragon Mountain.

She had pulled a triple Corkscrew Rainboom right in front of the Wonderbolts, and she had been given a place on the team and everything was completely perfect.

Author: That's even better then Mary Poppins.

"Dash! Go get outta your uniform! Put it in your locker, and meet me in the shower, hmm?"

Author: Dear Celestia, Tommy Wiseau is a member of the Wonderbolts...

She looked at Spitfire, and thought, 'no. Now it's perfect.'

She trotted to the locker in question, opened it up, and was sucked in.

Rarity: The shower head nozzle was set on reverse.

She opened her eyes.

She was lying in a bed, a soft, winged body beside her.

Twilight: "DERPY?! What'd you put in that milk?!"

'dammit, stupid brain! You always skip the good parts...'

She rolled over to look at Spitfire, and...

Author: Do a bed roll!

It wasn't Spitfire. Nor was it Applejack. Or Twilight. Or, ugh, Rarity. It was, in fact, worse than Rarity.

Rarity: "Bloomberg?! How'd you even get up here?!"

The mare next to her opened her gleaming, teal, draconic eyes. 'It's Nightmare Moon.'

Author: Dovahkiin Moon.

Dash tried to jump out of the bed. "N-n-n-ightm-m-mare M-m-moon!!!"

Twilight: "Well, a few less M's and N's, but you were mostly right."

The eyes became half-lidded as she purred in a sultry voice, "yes, my sweet little Rainbow?" She gave Dash the most sensual nuzzle she had ever received.

Author: I guess you could say she wants to "taste the rainbow"! (slapped by Rarity)

Booing! Her wings gave away how awesome that had been.

Twilight: A seventy five degree angle indicates about eighty percent awesomeness.
Author: I can just imagine what it would take for it to be a bout twenty percent cooler...

"Aww, Dashie~~<3"

Rarity: That must be very difficult to say.
Author: It's all in the tongue. (Twilight groans)

The nuzzling continued, Nightmare Moon rubbing her cheek against Dash's chest while her hooves rubbed at the best points along her wings.

Author: I believe that's the alula, but it could also be the scapulars.

Rainbow felt herself melting.

Twilight: That explains why she's out of character! It's a snow clone!

She was enjoying this, Oh Celestia why did she like this?

Author: Celestia is the WORST pony to ask about that!

"You like it because you know that, out of all your friends, I picked you and Twilight as my personal slaves, because you're the very best."

Author: Did I miss an episode of the show? Because I can't exactly recall this...

'Twilight..?' Dash looked up, her eyes going wide as she saw one of her other fantasies breaking into the dream.

Rarity: Why do I get the impression things are about to get weird?
Twilight: "Get"?
Rarity: Good point.

Twilight, in an exotic dancer's costume. Her eyes were so crossed, She could have taken five people on at once in a staring contest.

She seemed to have been to Euphoria,

Rarity: I hear that it's very nice this time of year.

and was still lost, trying to get back.

"Now, I chose her because she's the best lover. I chose you because you make the best CUPCAKES!"

Rarity: "Inform me of your recipe, because I really want to try it sometime!"

Nightmare Moon suddenly tried to bite into Dash's foreleg. She pulled it back and screamed.

Author: C'mon, it didn't taste that bad, did it?

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"Hory Shit!!!" Dash panted,

Author: She's Chinese.

looking around wildly. "Oh... Okay... Just a dreaaahhh!!!"

There she was again.

"Was it good for you, too?"

All: NO!

*~*~*

"Twilight! What the bucking hay?!" Dash seemed to be extremely upset. Or embarrassed. Twilight couldn't tell which.

Rarity: Twilight is kind of a psychopath, so she can't read emotions.

"That was payback for what you did to me."

Twilight: "Never force anypony to read Cupcakes ever again!"

"Really? Wow... You are one evil mare, you know." Dash flopped back onto the cloud. "... Did you really put yourself into the dream like that to trick me?" Her cyan face was a shade of red.

Rarity: So that means it wasn't cyan.

Twilight giggled, a blush coming to her face, too. "Actually... I put it up to your brain what happened inside the dream. I just told it Nightmare Moon, Dash, and fear. Anything past that, was all you.

Author: "On that note, I have a number for a really good psychiatrist."

Whatever dream you were in prior obviously had added a small altercation to my incantation."

Rainbow Dash nodded, as if that made sense. It did, sort of. Twilight wasn't really, truly sure.

Rarity: The same certainly didn't apply to the past couple of sentences.

Her pegasus friend's ears perked up. "Say... Wanna prank the flank off somepony?"

Twilight: "I have a copy of something from this writer named Super Big Mac."

Dash's muzzle grew a wicked grin.

Twilight returned the evil smile.

Author: Forty-thirty, match point.

"Well, actually..."

*~*~*

Luna opened the door to her bedroom, to find a wrapped present inside. "Oh! Wherefore is there one gift such as this residing in my chambers? Where hast thou cometh from, ye encased enigma?" The present remained silent.

Author: He pleads the fifth.

"... Very well, I shall play your little game." Luna grabbed

Author: A controller. The race began!

an end of the bow tied around the box in her teeth, and pulled.

"BWA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Rarity: A curious start to a laugh, to say the least.
Twilight: Did she pause mid laugh?

A midnight black mare in indigo armor burst forth from the box, leaping atop of the princess of the night.

Author: "My name is Indigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."

"N- no! Y-you're not real! Y-you can't be! The nightmare was destroyed! D-d-d-destroyed!"

"Surprised to see me alive, hmm?" Twilight purred the same chuckle that Nightmare Moon had when they had met.

Twilight: It was a really weird wheezing noise, with a sound similar to a cat coughing up a fur ball.

"I wish to.... reconnect with you... If you get my meaning." Twilight waggled her eyebrows provocatively,

Rarity: Unfortunately, I believe we do...

and Luna did the one thing that had always saved her when she found herself in danger.

She leaned her head back, her magic starting to cast a spell that was never far away.

In her Royal Canterlot Voice, she screamed: "I NEED AN ADULT!!!"

Author: "I am an adult."

*~*~*

Twilight: And that fancy break means it's time for us to take a break.
Rarity: Agreed.

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Author: I've got to say, Twilight is kind of an ass in this story.
Twilight: Aren't I one in every story?
Rarity: True, but so far, you've accomplished;
Author: This is a mental checklist we're using here.
Rarity: Cursing the sun and stars, not reporting a missing Spike, tormenting Rainbow Dash in her sleep using her new wings, scaring the hay out of Luna, and generally causing the spirits of readers everywhere to sink to unprecedented lows.
Twilight: Hey! I did not curse the sun! I used sarcasm.
Author: I'm afraid that you've been relegated to jerk status, Twilight. In every fan fiction, you're just set up to be a jerk.
Twilight: I'm glad we have something in common then.
Author: What do you mean by... Oh, you son of a-
(Buzzer sounds)
Rarity: We've got story sign!

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The door slammed shut on a laughing Purple Alicorn and her blue feathered friend.

Author: Sam Toucan?

"That was truly awesome, Twi! Gimmie some hoof!" They slammed their hooves together. "Wing it!" They slapped their wings together. "Flip out!" The two dove sideways away from each other, swooping towards each other again to slam their hooves together again. "Awww, yeah!"

Twilight: I wonder how long it took to rehearse that.

Twilight and Rainbow Dash fell onto their backs again, their guffaws trickling off, becoming chuckles, then giggles, and finally stopping as they sighed in contentment.

"So... Twilight, how are we gonna get outta the dungeons, anyways?"

Twilight: "... Get out?"

"Eh, Celestia'll come down at some point or another. I'm surprised we weren't sent to the moon or something, though, with this get up. And, by the way, you looked so cute in that guard armor! Tee hee!"

Dash blushed hotly. "Shaddup! I wasn't 'cute'! I 'looked good', sure, but not cute!"

Author: I'm not going to touch this with a forty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole.

The door slammed open again, a white Alicorn striving to keep her normally calm composure as she stared at the two sitting before her. "Rainbow Dash, I might have expected something of this sort from you,

Rarity: Everypony has low expectations of Rainbow Dash.

but... Twilight Sparkle! How could you? My sister is in hysterics! She cannot raise the moon in this condition!"

Twilight: "It's not like I can do it on my own! Oh, wait..."

Celestia stopped, holding her breath as she counted to ten.

Rarity: Out loud.
Author: Princess Celestia is the new Chuck Norris.

"Twilight, release whatever spell you have used to give yourself wings, and get in the sky chariot. It will take you two back home to Ponyville. For Gaea's sake, you two...

Twilight: Who?
Author: You know, that one character from Captain Planet.

Come, my little ponies. I will escort yourself to the courtyard myself."

"Umm, I'm sorry, Princess... But I didn't cast a spell on myself to get like this. I... I'm not sure how it happened. I didn't even realize anything was different until after I had had my breakfast."

Author: She stretched afterwards, but first she needed BREAKFAST.

Twilight smiled sheepishly as Celestia sputtered.

"You... you're... Oh, fuck me!"

Author: If you insist... (Angry glares from the other two.) What? Too obvious a joke?

Twilight gasped, she had never heard such vulgarity from the princess. Rainbow Dash and Applejack? There were a couple sailor ponies who could learn a few from them,

Twilight: Those must've been some mild sailors.

but... the Princess?!

"What is it?"

"Now I remember why I had had your family under such scrutiny.

Rarity: "They were traitors to the throne."

I forgot that I had... procreated within it.

Author: "I do that sometimes."

I'm sorry, Twilight Sparkle, but the truth is... I guess we're related. Eh heh... Sorry for not telling you sooner?"

Twilight: "By the way, there's a barbeque coming up, and I was thinking that, since we're family and all..."

Twilight almost fainted at this, but... "It... makes sense. Is that why I'm so powerful, even though my parents weren't so? I know that we were Second Tier Royalty, but..." Twilight shook her head.

Author: She's denying the truth of those words as they're leaving her mouth.

"So... what caused me to... change, then? And why not somepony else in my family?"

"It most likely has to do with the Element of Harmony that you are the avatar of, Twilight. It amplifies the wielder's magical ability by almost twenty-fold,

Twilight: "Don't ask me how that math works. I think the Pythagorean theorem fits in somewhere, but I digress."

and you already had so much power at your disposal that you were within the same tier as me and Luna. That surge must have caused your body to mutate to emulate the power it contains."

Twilight thought about that. "Okay."

Rarity: Sure. Why not? It's nothing special.

"This is truly an unprecedented event, my faithful student. As an Alicorn, it is within your abilities to control a celestial body.

Author: "You get Pluto."

But the Sun and Moon are already under mine and Luna's control. The only body with any import would be the earth we reside on... You could transform the very essence of this planet,

Author: "Or you could make chocolate rain. Allow me to repeat, CHOCOLATE RAIN."

if it is your calling. If that is the case... then we might have found a way to create complete harmony between all aspects of nature."

Rarity: "Dogs and cats will live in peace!

Twilight nods with a determined look on her face. "I'll try, princess."

Twilight: Well, I'm sure this will go fine.

*~*~*

A few days later, Twilight had made a connection with the Earth's being.

Author: It was a collect call.

She caused a little movement there, a tremor here.

Rarity: She slowly worked her way up to a small earthquake, but that didn't go over well.

The sun was rising, and the moon was setting. They were trying to change the seasons with only the three of them.

Author: "Only" the three? Why weren't they screwed when there was "only" two?

The planet spun on its axis, tilting to the side from the exactly polar north/south it had sustained for eons.

The balance shattered.

Rarity: Somepony needs to go on a diet.

The planet began to move from its fixed position in the galaxy, the Sun pulling it closer. The three Alicorns struggled to keep their bodies in control, but to no avail.

Author: They just had to dance! Caramelldansen was too catchy!

Chaos and Discord - Father and Son - descended upon the planet as it fractured along a long fault line.

Twilight: The younger son- "Slightly Odd"- stayed home to water the plants.

Everything but the smallest organisms died in the chaotic rupturing of the galaxy.

Author: Good. Bacteria number 30928098 was my favorite character.

The Sun and planet traded places. Two of the four fragments of the planet floated closer to the Sun. The moon caused the fourth piece to careen away, the fourth and final piece staying in its new orbit, no longer the center of it's galaxy.

Rarity: Logic error detected.

Eons passed, and the water and iron-rich piece of the planet once again became round, and turned red. The water froze, and disappeared into space. The one that had retained its Moon became fertile with life once again, the organisms growing into fish, then lizards and mammals, and finally, Homo Sapiens.\

Author: Wow. How convenient that two of the four pieces happened to be PERFECTLY SPHERICAL.

Many thousands of generations passed, and they destroyed their world along the lines that she had tried to sew herself up with, and Twilight, the one known as Mother Nature,

Twilight: I'm just going to lower my head and shake it slowly back and forth in disappointment now.

wept for the loss of this planet of wonder that she had destroyed, preserved, and recreated. It was destroyed once more, and Twilight was no more.

Author: "Quoth the Raven; 'Nevermore.'"

Luna looked down upon her eternal friend of greenery, and felt the sadness consume her. she wished to cradle her friend's body and weep.

Rarity: Then she remembered that really nasty prank Twilight pulled earlier, and laughed at her misfortune.

The moon sensed her wishes and began it's journey towards the broken pieces of the planet the creatures upon it had called Earth.

Author: So all along, the build-up was to an environmental message. Fan-freaking-tastic.

Celestia, trapped within the giant of gas that had been her responsibility to maintain every day, every month, year, and decade for the past eternity,

Twilight: Except for vacation days, of course.

flared with anger. Her anger consumed the two fragments of her beloved, fractured friend that had been closest to her since their mistake.

Author: Actually, they were about 92.96 million miles apart.

'Oh, what fools we have been. We hath destroyed in the name of birth, and gave birth to nothing but destruction. I wish to cease this.'

The Alicorn used all her power to blow apart her own shell, that had housed her soul since that faithful morning, eons ago.

Twilight: Metaphor-wise, she's an egg breaking free from the galactic fridge.

'We have been fools, but we are, of course, only equine.' As the Sun collapsed, she thought no more.

Rarity: I thought that had been apparent for the past dozen paragraphs.

The galaxy swirled and fell within itself, falling into the black hole that had once been the center.

The galaxy disappeared, the black hole widening. The death of the Universe was at hand. The Universe collapsed. The Universe exploded.

Rarity: Make up your mind, universe! Are you collapsing or exploding?
Author: I'm keeping an eye out for "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe".

The matter that had been pulled together once again was hurled all across a large expanse of dark, airless space.

The matter congealed into bodies of massive size, and on a few, life began.

Author: Reduce, reuse, recycle.

The smallest components of oxygen and carbon and a few other materials came together and began building upon itself. The components multiplied and divided. Soon - in the universal sense - a being was formed.

Twilight: In a literature sense, the plot was doing its darnedest to proceed.

This being contained nothing but spite at the very fact that it had been created, and began to shape the planet as It saw fit.

Rarity: The planet now looked like a rabbit.

It decided that it would choose a name to cause fear in the hearts of the creatures it would create: Chaos.

All: Oh no!
Author: We're going in a big circle! We're going to be reading this forever!

The creatures were not smart enough to fear, it soon realized. They were too busy trying to learn how to swim with only one appendage. It caused them to grow fins on their sides.

Author: I want fins. I'll go swimming with just my arm next time I stop by the public pool.
Rarity: You won't get fins, you'll just get humiliated.

They soon learned fear.

Twilight: About time. How many years of evolution did that take?

The animals Chaos created to prey upon these weaklings were good at that - too good. It was bored. It gave them magic.

Author: This is the universal equivalent of trololol.

With magic came intelligence, even if they could not channel the powers within themselves. That intelligence gave them a fighting chance, but at times, this chance was slim.

Rarity: Three percent.

The creatures migrated. Some found that their flippers were growing out. They began to jump out of the water, flapping them to get high into the air.

Author: Charles Darwin is crying in his grave.

Chaos was angry. How were these getting these new abilities? He found the answer.

Author: "It's magic! You don't need to explain it!"

Gaea was playing against It. She had decided that She would be a female; the mother of these creatures. It would be the father. It had a new title. It became He.

Twilight: And thus, sexism was born.

He and She fought as they loved.

Rarity: So... Not at all?

They created miracles and destruction. They were growing weak. They had been alive since time first began, and their powers were taking directly from their bodies.

The creatures had moved to land, and had new dangers to face.

Twilight: The temptation of writing awful fan fiction.
Rarity: I don't think there's anything to write fan fiction about yet.

The ones with control over their powers grew horns, the ones with long flippers developed wings. The others followed along behind the rest, unable to cast magic or take to the sky. They built the tools necessary to help them along.

Resentment and tension grew between the three different groups.

The pegasai, the Earthwalkers,

Author: Nicknamed "the shoes".

and the Unicorns were at each other's throats as much as they were at each other's backs when danger presented itself.

Rarity: Danger is polite like that.

He disrupted the precarious balance they had created. She gave the groups the chance to restore balance.

He strove to destroy that balance with his son, which he created the same way he had created his Manticores, Chimeras, and Griffons. He used a little of everything.

Author: Literally. I think there was a bit of shit mixed in.

She created two that portrayed the best parts of the three species of ponies: They were as smart as any Earthwalker, used magic as proficiently as any Unicorn, and could fly as fast and as far as any Pegasus.

Twilight: Gaea, no! Not Mary Sues! You don't know what you're doing!

She gave birth to Alicorns, just as Her opposite created Discord.

They fought.

Author: "If you beings of untold power don't stop fighting RIGHT NOW, I am turning this car around!"

Her creations won. Peace came over the land as the three clans were brought together under one banner, two rulers. She gave them the job to raise and lower the Sun and Moon, He was dormant, and the night not as fierce. She felt the need to rest. She fell into her slumber, shifting slightly so as to disturb the peace as little as possible.

Rarity: Um... The world thanks you for adjusting your sleeping position?

She was woken by a new daughter, one she had not foreseen. Her opposite woke, along with His son. The world shattered as their restored powers came full bear upon her.

Author: You might say the situation was a real "bear"! (Smacked by Twilight.) Ow... I suppose it was difficult to "bear" the weight of this responsibility! (Smacked by Rarity) OW! Well, she was completely bear...
Rarity and Twilight: SHUT UP!

She gathered the new child as she placed her two earlier within their protective homes. She knew that Her time was done, but so was His. They went off together, only Discord still around to do as he pleased.

All: ...
Author: The HELL?!
Twilight: What do those last two sentences even mean?!
Rarity: Just smile and nod. We'll be able to leave sooner.
Twilight: Yeah, let's get out of here...

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Author: You know, I think I got a pretty good deal in this story.
Twilight: What do you mean?
Author: It's like going to the supermarket and getting one of those "all-inclusive" deals. Not only did we get a parody, but we also got a slash fic and a dark fic all rolled into one!
Rarity: Then why do I feel so unsatisfied after reading this story.
Author: Well, I never said the deal was worth it...
Twilight: Okay Pinkie, we ventured to the edge of lunacy and back. Can we go?
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) Not until you say the magic word!
Author: How about this; "Shut the hell up and let us out of here".[
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) I was expecting please, but that's close enough! Push the button, Rainbow!
Rainbow Dash: (From TV) Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. (Mumbling) I've got to push the button, and I didn't even get more than one line in the closing segment...
(Rainbow Dash pushes the button, and the TV turns off with a blip.)

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