Hey bronies, it's Two-Star Tuesday, and you know what that means! And if you say that it means its Two-Star Tuesday, I will punch you in the face. And if you also point out that it's Monday, and I published this a day early by accident, well... Look, it's an MPPT! NO COMPLAINING! Anyway, today's prank can be found here, and it's g rated, so no gore fest today. Rather, it's incredibly cheesy, and I'll quote Sethisto on the story's EQD page; "I don't think English is his first language". I'll give the guy credit for trying. There are some genuinely funny moments, and an editing run would easily boost the quality, but, as is, it needs A LOT of work. Enjoy!

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Author: Okay, watch closely...
Rarity: ...
Twilight: ... And?
Author: Didn't you see what I just did? I changed tenses!
Rarity: ... Author, we're talking in script format. There are no tenses.
Twilight: Idiot.
Author: Oh really, Miss Smarty Hooves? (The author will smack Twilight)
Twilight: What was th- OW!
Author: How about them tenses?
(The doors will swing shut and lock in one second)
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) I like tenses! Especially when served with cookies.
Rarity: Pinkie Pie, tenses aren't for eating. They're for...
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) Bored now! What isn't boring is the prank we have for you today!
Rainbow Dash: (From TV) It's pretty short. You know, compared to all the others you've read.
Author: Great, so it's like stabbing myself with a dagger instead of a sword.
Rainbow Dash: (From TV) Today's prank is a little feel-good story called "My little Sister". It's about Silver Spoon moving in with Twilight and the bond they make. According to the narrator, anyway.
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) Prepare for grammar errors of SCARY proportions!
Rarity: I believe it was you who taught us to laugh at the ghosties, Pinkie, and this story is no exception.
Author: Crap...
Twilight: We haven't even read it yet.
Author: No, I mean, crap, I have to read an entire story about that bitch Silver Spoon. Out of all the characters in the show, she's one of my top two least favorite characters.
Rarity: Who's the other?
Author: Diamond Tiara.
(Buzzer sounds)
All: We've got story sign!

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My little Sister

Rarity: I guess the second word wasn't important enough to capitalize.

It was a rainy day, the water splashed on the window, the wind blew beneath the doors.

Author: Tonight on Home Improvement, insulation and You.

It was horrible for all those who hadn’t a warm, safe home where they could hide under an blanket and sleep through this entire joke of a day.

Twilight: Did the writer just make a joke about homeless people?

Twilight sat with a candle besides her bed, looking out of the window, seeing the storm doing its part.

Rarity: Good to see the storm chipping in and doing its fair share.

She just wished, that nothing would happen in this day, that no pony would get hurt.
She wasn’t fully aware when someone knocked on the door, her attention was completely fixed on the book she read.

Twilight: Which I guess was sitting outside the window she was looking through.

After the knocks changed to heavy beats, she realised that somepony was actually knocking.

Author: More like dropping some fat beats, yo.
Rarity: No, she just thought the door was playing a prank on her again.

First she thought it was just the wind or a limb from a tree,

Author: It's funny because the entire BUILDING is a tree.

that hit the window but she heard it clearly, somepony was about to crash trough the door.

Twilight: "Rainbow Dash?! I thought I told you to stay away from the Poison Joke!"

Twilight stood up and went up to the doors, wondering who could this be. She opened the door and saw this gray little pony stood there, all wet and shivering. This little one with glasses looked up to Twilight.

-“Can I... come in?”

Rarity: "Nope." SLAM!

-”Of course” was the only thing Twilight could bring out.

After Twilight dried this little pony with an Towel she asked her name.

Author: ... Oh Celestia, where's my Advil?
Twilight: So did she ask the towel its name? And was its name Towel?
Rarity: Maybe her name's Towel?

-”Silverspoon”

-”My name is Twilight Sparkle, I am not quite sure that we ever met.

Twilight: "I believe that you may have knocked on an door.

You are a friend of Apple Bloom I guess.”

-”I... no.”

Author: Bzzz! Guess again!

Twilight saw the sadness in her eyes, but just tried to ignore it,

Rarity: Emotions were below her.

and asked what happened so that she wasn't in her home.

-”I... have no home.”

-”Wha-... Why?”

Twilight: "I tried ordering people to give me shelter in the most obnoxious way possible, but it didn't work!"

-”"I lived with my friend Diamond Tiara this whole time, but we argued and she kicked me out,"
telling me that I could come back if I apologize but I won’t because I just said the truth.”

Author: The hell? Does she own her own apartment, because I think that maybe her parents wouldn't let her just kick another pony out on the street.

-”What did you say?”

Rarity: "I was too busy stuttering questions to hear."

-”That she is a meany little wannabe princess and she should change herself.”

Twilight: "That is the LAST time I'm changing her diapers for her!"

-”Oh, I see... and where do you live now, where are your parents?

-”Had none.”

Twilight: That's past tense. They must've been risen from the grave and are after her.
Author: Silver Spoon in; "Night of the Living Ponies".

Twilight just stood there in the darkened room with her, the silence was uncomfortable but she didn’t know what to say.

Rarity: "So... How was your holidays?"
Twilight: "Waah!"
Rarity: "Oh, right, sorry, um... Visit your parents' graves often?"
Twilight: "WAAAHH!"

Finally she cleared her mind and looked to Silverspoon again.

-”You... can stay... until this storm is over.”

Author: I think she did a full run down those stairs, because she's panting like HELL.

Silverspoon who looked at the ground the entire time looked up to Twilight, her face changed into an shy smile.

Rarity: That's opposed to the Silver Spoon who'd been looking at the ceiling the entire time.

-”T- Thank you.”

For the entire day, Silverspoon sat by the window, staring out into the storm. Twilight decided it was for the best to leave in her peace.

Author: "Hey Silver Spoon, hope you don't mind if me and some buds go out for a drive in your Ford Peace."
Twilight and Rarity: "Woo! Road trip!"

Unfortunately, the storm lasted deep into the night, Twilight had no choice but let this filly stay one night in her tree. Twilight got the bed ready as Silverspoon walked in, she stared at what Twilight did.

Twilight: There's no such things as beds where she came from.

-”What are you doing?”

Twilight, a little startled for this sudden show up, turned around.

-”Well, if you look out of the window you would see, that it still rains. I suggest you stay here for this night.”

Author: Dear Celestia, it's as though Google Translator tried writing a story!

Silverspoon looked suspicious at Twilight and then at the bed.

Rarity: "That bed's not going to eat me, is it?"

-”You can’t do that, I am just some stranger, I could murder you.”

-”I-... hehe...

Twilight: "Good joke! That was a joke... right?"

No you stay this night here, I cannot just let you out and maybe get hurt.”

Rarity: The homeless part's okay, but maybe get hurt? That she cannot abide!

Silverspoon was about to say something, but exhaled for she knew it was too late for arguing, she was tired.

Author: The cut-off time for arguing is eleven P.M. You may continue at nine A.M.

Silverspoon went up to the bed and laid in, Twilight took the blanket and covered Silverspoon in it.
-”I wish you a pleasant night.”

Twilight: Don't get too attached there, you might make an emotional connection.

Silverspoon took her glasses off and put them on the commode that stood next to the bed. She looked at Twilight again and got an smile on her muzzle. Twilight returned the smile and went over to her own bed. Before she was about to lay down she heard.”Thank you, Twilight.”

Rarity: "I won't kill you tonight."

Twilight woke up because of the suns ray that went trough the window. She stood up and looked at the bed where her guest should sleep but it was empty.

Author: It was then she felt something next to her in her own bed...

Twilight thought that she maybe was gone after the morning but then, she heard a noise in the kitchen.

After she entered her kitchen, Twilight realised what was all this noise about. The entire kitchen was in utter chaos.

Twilight: Discord's trying to make omelets again.

All over broken eggs, flour in every corner, dishes on the floor, some of them broken and in the middle of this, Silverspoon.
Twilight got this urge,

Author: Don't even think about it, I've got the police on speed dial!

but instead she just asked.
-”Wha--”
Silverspoon turned around with an huge smile on her face.

Author: "You want to know how I got these scars?"

-”Twilight! I made you omelets! I hope you liek it.”

Twilight: "Liek it? I loev it!"

-”I...”
Twilight with an clueless gaze, looked at the table where a plate with an omelet stood, besides was a glass with orange juice and a Ponynewspaper.

Rarity: The top news story was a report on a series of out of character killings.
Twilight: I think we count as witnesses.

Twilight looked at this adorable expectant smile and gave up.

Author: Trying to be nice and just kicked Silver Spoon out.

She sat at the table and looked at this something, called an omelet.

Twilight: It's real name was Bob.

Then she looked back at Silverspoon who instantly stood besides her, continuing to have this cute, almost creepy smile.
Twilight took a bite from the omelet and felt her taste-buds rebelling over this sorry excuse of a murder attempt But Twilight for she was how she was, munched and swallowed it.

Rarity: (swallows) "Okay, what now?"
Author: "Now, you sleep."

-”Mmmm *shiver* this taste very good, I think I will have to put this back to the fridge to have more of it
later.”

Twilight: "And by fridge I mean incinerator."

-”I am REALLY happy that you like it, I just wanted to thank you for you know, helping me.”
-”Yes... thank me, I see.”
Twilight looked with these word behind and saw the nuclear strike that happened in her kitchen.

Author: You'd think that would have been the first thing she noticed, but I guess the splattered eggs and the flour in the corners were too distracting.

-”I didn’t find any more eggs, so I had to improvise. Found something under the fridge that looked like egg.”
Twilight nearly vomited, but she made her way to the window. The fresh air prevented the mishap.

Rarity: "Did I also mention the milk was a bit chunky?"
Twilight: (Pretends to vomit)

Twilight, feeling healthy again,

Author: A breath of fresh air a day keeps the bile at bay.

turned around and looked at Silverspoon who was about to clean the kitchen but unfortunately, further broken plates would not contribute to cleaning.

Rarity: Those lazy plates never help with anything!

Twilight closed the window and went back, her horn began to glow and everything began to sort. The dishes washed them self up and went back into the cabinet, a broom cleaned the flour and a sponge cleaned the broken eggs from the ground and everywhere.

Twilight: I think you should get under the fridge, too.

After the magical cleaning, the kitchen was reinstated in its willed natural being, unused. Silverspoon just stood there, watching Twilight with her open mouth,

Rarity: And she started coughing when a fly flew in.

after this wonder was done, she shook fiercely her head and let a big “WHOOA!” out.

Author: I don't know what the hell she let out, but it sounds dangerous.

Twilight who went back to the main room, removed the natural disaster in an omelet out of the window and vaporized it.

Twilight: I prefer the term, "Put it out of its misery."

Then she turned around and realised Silverspoon, who kept staring at her. Twilight looked at these eyes and realised that she maybe should have wait for extermination but for her luck Silverspoon’s mind was occupied with something else.
-”You do MAGIC!?”

Rarity: "A unicorn. That does. MAGIC. MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN!"

-”Err... yeees?”

Author: She had to think about the answer to that.

-”WOW, can you-- not wait, can you-- oh no... CAN YOU MAKE LIGHT?”

Twilight: Wow. Next thing you know she'll be asking if I can levitate a quill.

-”Eh...”
Twilight’s horn began to glow and the room was filled with its light. Silverspoon just stood there, hypnotized by this wonder. After Twilight turned her ‘light off’,

Rarity: Ah, yes, she turned the 'light off' with her 'horn'.

Silverspoon regained mind and her smile widened.
-”Can you make me a muffin?”
-”*sigh* here.”
Out of fucking nowhere,

Author: I think the writer just amazed himself.

plopped a muffin out of thin air and felt in front of Silverspoon, she just used one hoof to examine this subject of wonder, but then she just ate the muffin.
-”Mpfhtastehff goodpfh”

Rarity: What'd she say?
Author: "Drink your Ovaltine."

After Silverspoon was done with her muffin she continued her wishes. First an apple, then a orange, then a cupcake and then again a muffin. Silverspoon ordered, Twilight created it.

Rarity: Wow! Don't get too creative!
Twilight: What crazy object is next? A banana?
Author: Nah, you need a banana bag for one of those.

After minutes of orders, Twilight collapsed on the ground, exhausted.

Author: I present to you the pony that rebuilt an ENTIRE DAM AS IT WAS BURSTING.

Silverspoon looked at her and got this brilliant idea.
-”Maybe you should drink water, well I wish a glass wat-”
Silverspoon was interrupted by Twilight’s hoof that pressed on her muzzle.

Rarity: I've been wanting to do that all story.

-”Please.... no more...”
-”Alright, alright, but you seem tired, maybe I should make you another omelet.”
-”NO! I mean...

Author: "Wait, I was right, NO!"

why don’t you just sit down.”

Twilight: "Preferably on that catapult over there.

As Twilight said, plopped Silverspoon on the ground. Twilight stood up and made her way to an bookcase.
After she found what she was looking for, she put a book in front of Silverspoon.
-”Here you go, it is a fine book.”

Author: "War and Peace. It should keep you occupied for a while."

Silverspoon looked at Twilight with an ‘oh-shit-filly-what-are-you-doing-face’,

Author: That's about the same as her 'oh-shit-I-just-shitted-face'.

then she turned her look back to the book and pushed it away with a. “pffff.”

Author: "Tolstoy's for chumps!"

Twilight used her magic once more to put it back in front of her.
-”It is a really fine book, you should read it.”
-”pffff.”
-”You should at lest try to read it.”
-”pffff.”
-”Pleeeease?”
-”pffff.”
-”I said please.”
-”And I said, pffff.”

Author: And I said "get the hell on with the plot before I give you both paper cuts".

Twilight just gave up, she put the book back to the case and went up to her own book that laid on book stand. She was about to open the book when she felt something on her. It was Silverspoon, standing on her.

Twilight: Don't you just hate it when that happens?

-”What are you doing?”
-”Actually, I was about to read.”
-”What part of pffff didn’t you get?

Rarity: "I suppose the part where you said "pffff". Now get off me!"

Let’s go to the swimming pool, there is much more fun.
-”I don’t have a swimming pool.”
-”No? Well we could make one. With your magic, you know”
-”Erm, no.”

Author: No? But just think of the possibilities! You could drown Silver Spoon, or, um... You could drown Silver Spoon!

-”What do you mean with, no?”
-”No, I won’t use my magic to make a pool.”
-”Please?”
-”No.”
-”Pleeeassseee!”
-”I said no.”
-”You are boring.”

Twilight: Are you going to just TAKE that?!

-”And you are annoying.”

Rarity: And your rebuttal, Silver Spoon?

-”You are an egghead.”

Author: A point to Silver Spoon!

-”I am not an... why don’t you just go in the kitchen and make some omelets.”
-”Want your peace, don’t you?”
-”I just want to read.”
-”And I just want a pool.”
Twilight loses more and more of her nerve and she finally gave up.
-”FINE! I know that Pinkie Pie got a pool, we will got there if you want.”

Twilight: Of course. That pool. That Pinkie Pie always had. Always.

-”Yay.”

The rest of the day they were at Pinkie Pie’s pool,

Author: Where the hell is it, in Sugar Cube Corner's basement?!

Silverspoon and Pinkie Pie kept jumping into the water, Twilight just sat in the shade and read her book she brought.

Rarity: "Children and How to Avoid Them".

They returned back to the tree in the evening. Both, Twilight and Silverspoon were at the door and somehow Twilight knew that this question is going to change her life. Forever.

Author: "Did you break wind?"

-”So, where are you going now, where will you live?”
-”I thought, after we had so much fun today, I could...”

Rarity: Buy a condo. Perhaps look for a job in acting while working as a waiter on the side.

Twilight looked at the filly that was obviously embarrassed. She saw that something was on her mind, something she wanted to ask but was afraid of.

Author: "Are you seeing someone right now?"

Somehow Twilight knew what it was, somehow she knew that it was the only reasonable thing to do. Somehow, she wanted it too. Twilight’s face changed into an smile.
-”You can stay here as long you want.”

Twilight: "As long as you pay the rent."

Silverspoon looked up and her embarrassed gaze changed into a little smile

Author: Her eyes are smiling. That's a sign to run like hell.

and hugged Twilight with tears in her eyes.
Twilight just stood there, asking herself what she just done but she discarded her thoughts

Author: She had more than seven thoughts in her head at the end of the turn.

and hugged her too. Then Silverspoon looked up to her.
-”Can I call you... big sister?”
Twilight got an smile on her muzzle.

Rarity: You may want to wipe that off.

-”Sure thing.”
-”Thank you, Sister.”

Twilight: "That's BIG sister to you, slave!"

By. A.n.B.

Author: I normally write this at the top, but that's just me.
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Note:
I know that Silverspoon is really out of character... I mean REALLY out of character.

Twilight: "And I kept it like that just to piss you off."

But I came up with this story after somepony used an Silverspoon avatar and kept annoying me with his RP. This is for you, because you stole 2 hours of my life writing this story and keep ‘/me pokes’ me in steam.

Rarity: So... It's his fault you wasted two hours writing a story?
Author: Does... Not... Compute...

Anyway I hope the rest of you enjoys it.
If not. bad for you.

All: It certainly was!
Author: I don't know how a revenge fic got on Equestria Daily, but I guess the pre-reader who passed it had just finished Twi-Dye Sparkle and was quite high. C'mon, we've got the crazies to talk to.

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Rarity: Well, on the bright side, there was no gore in sight.
Twilight: And considering all the clop-fics out there, at least this didn't devolve into a Silver Sparkle shipping.
Author: I don't think ANYONE supports that shipping. Besides, this felt hell of a a lot more like an shipping OC shipping.
Twilight: True. Silver Spoon was very... Well not Silver Spoon.
Author: You know what? I bet this is a gore fic. Some serial killer is wearing Silver Spoon's skin, because that obviously was not her.
Rarity: It makes sense. There were so many hints that Silver Spoon was going to kill Twilight. The omelet, the threat from the night before...
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) You silly fillies always see the worst in every story! Why can't you think positive?
Twilight: Are you kidding? We just came up with a better story then this, and it's a gore one too!
Author: I'd read it. You know, without all the riffing.
Rainbow Dash: (From TV) Me too! It's right up there with Spike killing tons of undead!
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) Geez! I give you ponies a non-gore story, and I don't even get a thanks! Dashie, press the button!
Rainbow Dash: (From TV) That would be so cool, and then there'd be a car chase till...
Pinkie Pie: (From TV) Just forget it, I've got it.
(Pinkie Pie presses the button, and the TV turns off with a blip)

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