Ponyville
Drew, Jhon
Friday, 9:00 AM, 2165

"Today is going to be full of fuck." I said out loud to nopony in particular. But Jhon overheard me saying that and he was curious to know why.

"And why do you think that?" He asked, I sighed and answered his question slowly.

"Because, I'm stuck babysitting the kids today. And the fact that I have nobody to help out." Jhon did that inhaling hiss like when you get burned. Today was going to suck balls, and I'm stuck in the middle of it. I went inside of the house, and guess what, I heard loud ass crying already.

"Drew! Good to see you, Dawn needs to be fed and you need to make Night take a nap." Rainbow rushed out the door, she looks like she was in a hurry. Luckily nothing really happens anymore for me since I killed all of them, lol.

"C'mon kiddos, time to get stuff done." I gave Dawn Star some vegetable nuggets and I let Night Storm ride on my back up to his room.

"Dad, can you tell me a story?" He was already really tired, and I think I heard Dawn Star burp. I smiled and started a random story, I don't even know how I came up with it.

"Once upon a time there was a-" He fell asleep already, wow. I went downstairs and saw Jhon playing with Dawn Star, they were playing with kid toys.

"Alright, Jhon, keep watch over Night Storm, I'm going to take Dawn Star to Aunt Twilight's to play." Yes, since they're my closest friends I make the little ones call my friends Uncle or Aunt, it's what my parents did when I was little. Dawn was riding on my back, and we were nearing Twilight's house. Once I went inside, Twilight was surprised to see me, and she was even more surprised when she saw Dawn riding on my back.

"She said she wanted to come see you. I think she wanted to show you something." I set her down on the floor, her horn then started to glow. She disappeared and then reappeared on Twilight's back, her first teleportation.

"She's a natural at this! She must have gotten it from you." Twilight was astonished, I chuckled because it was probably true. Jhon then burst into the library, he had the look of worry on his face, that was never good.

"Drew, Night Storm is gone." Holy shit Jhon! You had ONE job! Just one!

"Gone? What do you mean gone?"

"Somepony knocked me out and foalnapped Night Storm!" Alright, time to get down and dirty. Ha, I said 'dirty.'

"Alright, whoever did this couldn't have gone far." I said, I then rushed outside and saw pawprints, of course Diamond Dogs would do something like this. Spiteful bastards, always taking shit away from me, but this is the one time they took something very important from me. Twilight, Jhon, and I then made our way into the Diamond Dog fields. For this mission, since there were V.I.P. hostages, I had my MP5 at the ready, and 9mm ammo have a lower chance of penetrating walls.

"Hey you! Come back here with my child!" I was getting closer to the ones who took Night Storm. I then shot the dog in the back with my dead on accuracy, and he dropped Night Storm on the ground.

"Daddy, I'm scared." He buried his face into my chest, and I comforted him. The gunshot then alerted other dogs that were here, and they surrounded us.

"Twilight, hold Night Storm, I'm about to put in some work." I cocked Goldie. My eyes turned gold, and my hair changed color to black. I went towards the head of the three leaders of these mutts and I grabbed him by the scruff.

"Give me a reason why I shouldn't kill you right here, right now."

"You would be killing me right in front of your own son, you wouldn't want to traumatize him even further, do you?" My eyes and hair changed back to their original color, and I put him down. I shot him in the thigh, making the head leader squeal in pain. I then walked away, with Night Storm riding on Twilight, and Jhon following behind, none of the dogs got in our way, they made a path so we could leave peacefully.

Once we were back at Twilight's house, Night Storm and Dawn Star played in the living room, but we were all quiet. Until Twilight broke the silence with a scold aimed to me.

"You didn't have to shoot that dog Drew." She suggested, but I shook my head.

"Twilight, if you have children of your own. You'll find out why I shot him." My mood wasn't that harsh, but enough to get the message through.

"Besides, aren't you and Jhon getting married soon?" Both Twilight and Jhon nodded, I smirked.

"My parents support me all the way, they already know Jhon's a Pegasus anyways." She giggled, Jhon laughed as well. At least Twilight's happy, and so is Jhon, as long as they're happy I'm set as well. Rainbow and Pinkie then opened the door, Pinkie instantly started playing with the kids. I told her about the events of what happened earlier, and Rainbow's eyes went open just like that.

"Drew, you need to be a better fatherly figure." What? I'm doing the best I can commanding the special operations units and being a parent at the same time.

"Rainbow, y'know Drew has stuff to do just like you." Jhon intervened, Rainbow grunted.

"Drew, I think when you should be an Alicorn around the kids, so it won't be as weird when you pick them up from school, and it won't make Dawn and Night uncomfortable." She complained, I sighed and nodded. I can't really fight back because most of what she's saying is true, I've been hearing rumors that Dawn and Night are picked on at school.

"Alright, but I have an important mission to operate tomorrow, I can't take care of the kids." Tomorrow I'm patrolling the Griffon Border, and I've been hearing reports about a revolutionary war going on, so we have to be on our toes.

"Auntie Pinkie Pie can do it! They'll get along great with Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake!" Pinkie suggested, both Rainbow and I nodded, Pinkie jumped in the air, and stayed there for a moment, before literally bouncing off the walls. I then went back to the house, with Night Storm, Rainbow, Dawn Star, and Jhon. Tomorrow I hope nothing bad happens, because something always has to happen when I'm around. I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm cursed or something, or that I'm notorious between us and other factions.

"Well Rainbow, just so you know, no more kids." She nodded in agreement, and so did Jhon, he has to put up with enough already. I then did a little inventory in the armory, making sure that all of our checked out equipment is in good condition, and that we have no faulty wiring or anything like that. I cleaned the guns, and greased them, made sure our ODST armor is repaired, our ammunition is in good supply, ad other stuff as well.

"I can say that I'm prepared to take on a small country." I chuckled, I then made kits with the same amount of everything. I put them inside of our lockers and then headed up, and into the shower, before I went to bed. I then started to shave, I shave twice a day just so you know, but I constantly cut myself for some reason, I have very rough hair, probably from me being an Alicorn.

"I'm getting too old for this." I mumbled, and I then climbed into bed. Tomorrow I had to wake up early to get in some before mission training, in which I'll be waking up in, about three or four hours, close enough for me.

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