Everyone gasped, and went over to check on Freddie. He didn't look in pain, just in shock. He never expected his nephew to grow some balls and apologize to him for being such a child, but it seemed Chase couldn't even grow any balls in the will to fight. He just sucker-punched him right in the face, and ran off before he could get back at him, that wasn't the Hediger way, not at all.

"Are you okay, dude?" Austin asked with his mouth agape. Freddie said nothing. He just stared in the direction of where the portal was, holding his jaw, this was a recurring motion for many minutes.

"Hellllooooo.....?" Marcus said, waving his hoof in Freddie's face. "Earth to dumbass....." Still, no response, just a cold glare in the same direction he had been looking at for a while.

Nova shook his head, and lowered his head to Freddie's ear, and let out a deafening scream. "WAKE THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!" That did the trick. Freddie jumped in fear of his life, and almost uses his reflexes and usually jumpy demeanor to smack Nova in the face, but Nova was able to dodge it...Barely.

"Shit, watch it!" Nova exclaimed, glaring angrily at Freddie.

"Oh....Sorry, man..." Freddie replied, still not entirely in the right mindset.

"I'll ask again..." Austin said. "Are you okay?"

"Define "okay"..." Freddie replied, looking at Austin.

"Does your jaw hurty wurty!" Pinkie said, frowning. She really didn't like to see her friends hurt.

"I've been through a lot worse...." Freddie answered, chuckling. This make Pinkie smile more than before. "Girls, we get punched for a living." The humans nodded.

"Yeah." Marcus said, smirking. "That shit don't phase us!"

"Still.....I'm going to help you." Twilight said, her horn beginning to glow.

"Oh no...." Freddie thought. "I knew this would happen....Her "experiments" were bound to occur. But dammit! Why do I have to be first?!" Freddie gulped, but Twilight smiled reassuringly.

"I'm just going to take away all of your pain." Twilight said. She leaned down to Freddie, who was still on the ground, not fully grasping what just happened. She touched her purple horn to Freddie's cheeks, and rubbed it around a bit. Freddie awkwardly stood in place, not wanting to get cut by the horn.

"Wow..." Freddie thought. "This hasn't happened to me since that one groupie back in '99 pulled out a spiked dildo during our own "concert." Man, I sure as HELL don't miss the 90's...."

Still, though, the horn felt, surprisingly, more comfortable than rugged and hard, almost like.....A dick....Freddie cringed at his memories. "Probably should've just looked at that.....Person's pants before diving right in. I hate trannies...."

"There." Twilight said, removing her horn from Freddie's cheek in a matter of seconds. "All better?"

Freddie rubbed his cheek in surprise. No pain. "Magic be praised!" Freddie exclaimed in a God-like voice, causing several of the ponies to giggle.

Nova was giggling for all the wrong reasons, though. "Heh heh....Her head boner touched your cheek...."

"Strange..." Trixie said, smirking at Nova. "That's what Ze calls Trixie's SHINY and TIGHT-FITTING horn, don't you, Ze?" She grinned seductively at Ze, who blushed in embarrassment.

"Uuuuuhhhhhh....." Ze stammered nervously. Trixie was lovely, but did she HAVE to talk about their private "shows" while other ponies were around? Especially NOVA of all people?! "It's.....Very....Hard." He finally said. Punk, Marcus and Nova were laughing on the ground.

Trixie glared at the three. "You three will not think it is so funny when Trixie gives you the same treatment." Punk, Nova and Marcus gulped, and quickly apologized.

"Hey, sorry, dude...." Nova said. "Fetishes aren't funny."

"Yeah.....Ummmm....." Punk stammered. "It's not funny what unicorns choose to do with their horns!" He chuckled nervously.

"I still think it's fucking funny." Marcus said, snickering.

"Apologize to Trixie's slave!" Trixie exclaimed. "NOW." She glared angrily at Marcus.

Marcus just glared back, but with a large smirk plastered on his face. "Fuck no."

Trixie suddenly grinned. "Trixie likes your style. Your attitude is quite admiring. You are not afraid to speak your mind..." Trixie shook her head. "Trixie only wishes MORE ponies were like you..." She looked at Ze.

"...What?" Ze said, utterly confused.

"Ze, you are Trixie's slave and all..." Trixie began. "But, the bottom line is....You have no testicular fortitude. I can tell, that Trixie is going to have to wear the cape in this relationship."

"Is that...." Ze gulped. "A bad thing?"

Trixie laughed. "Of course not, my slave. It just means that Trixie will be bossing you around a lot....Like she did last night..." She moved her eyebrows up and down in a sexual manner.

"Oh....Uh...Yes." Ze stammered once again. "You are very....In control...."

Trixie nodded. "Yes, Trixie is used to being a leader. It comes...." She then struck a pose. "NATURALLY."

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "There she goes with that arrogance again...." She muttered under her voice. Trixie did not hear it, luckily.

"We are quite sorry, Trixie." Austin began. "We did not have a chance to introduce ourselves to you last night."

Trixie waved a hoof in dismissal. "Not a problem. Luckily, just like Trixie....Ze enjoys having conversations during...."Shows." He told me about you all, and your current situation. Trixie heard about humans being right here in Ponyville while she was on tour, so I just had to return to see for myself."

"Give it a rest, Trixie." Rainbow Dash said, laughing. "You only came back because your little tour was an epic FAIL!"

Trixie glared. "Trixie has never been, nor never will be...A "fail." Trixie, is a bonafide SUCCESS!" She threw her arms up in the air and smiled widely.

"Ursa Minor ring any bells?" Twilight said, grinning.

Trixie sighed. "That was just a minor setback for Trixie....Not a "fail.""

"Sugacube....Ya want ta be our friends, don't ya?" Applejack asked.

"Yes." Trixie said. "Trixie made some....Mistakes when she first arrived in Ponyville, and she would like to correct them."

"If ya wanna be our friends....First, ya have ta learn ta tell the truth." Applejack said, smiling.

Trixie frowned. "Fine....If it means that the bridges I burnt will be restored, Trixie will do it. Trixie really came back, because yes....Trixie's entire tour...Was indeed, a fail..."

"We're deeply sorry, Trixie..." Fluttershy said sincerely.

"Not a problem." Trixie replied, still frowning. "Trixie came back to Ponyville, because her tour has been.....Put on hold for the moment. Every show she had, the audience BOOED Trixie! It made her....So frustrated! Trixie had many more shows left in the tour, but she cancelled them!" She began laughing. "That'll teach those UNGRATEFUL and UNNERVING ponies to boo the GREAT and POWERFUL Trrriixie!"

"Pardon us for asking, Trixie....But...What exactly is your occupation?" Austin asked curiously. Trixie didn't have on her signature cape and magician hat, so there was no way of knowing.

Trixie grinned. "Trixie is glad you asked. Trixie is a Magician!"

Punk laughed. "How corny...."

Trixie shook her head. "Oh no, no, no, no, no....Ze informed Trixie that there is no actual Magic back on Earth, which makes all of the Magicians, nothing but complete hoaxes, but the Magicians here in Equestria are legit!"

"Trixie isn't exactly the most....Awe-inspiring magician, though." Twilight said.

Trixie scowled. "Trixie is learning! And while Trixie may be, inexperienced for the most part, her Pyrotechnics that begin her shows are DAZZLING, and STUPENDOUS!" She boasted.

Rarity rolled her eyes. "Do not forget....Showy and Underwhelming, dear."

Punk chuckled. "LIKE YOU!" He exclaimed, causing Rarity to glare at him. Punk just shrugged.

Trixie chuckled. "Trixie must admit, her fireworks are not WONDERFUL and MAGNIFICENT, but they ARE DAZZLING and STUPENDOUS!"

"The hell is the difference....?" Marcus asked, confused.

Trixie grinned. "WONDERFUL and MAGNIFICENT are considered to be better words to be proud of." Marcus facehoofed.

"Maybe you can show them one of your shows some day, Trixie." Ze suggested.

Trixie cringed. "What type of "show" are you talking about, pray tell?"

Ze facehoofed. "Trixie....."

Trixie shrugged. "How is Trixie supposed to know?" She suddenly grinned. "But, if your friends have a desire for a mare, Trixie can hook them up, she knows ponies. But boys, Trixie is sorry to say, her services only belong to Ze at the moment."

All of the Mane 6 gagged, while many of the humans stared at Trixie unpleasantly. "That's ummmm.....Okay..." Austin said, wanting to slowly back away from this unicorn for some reason.

Trixie shrugged. "Alright, but if any of you ever change your mind.....Talk to Trixie. Like Trixie said, she knows ponies."

Nova laughed. "Holy shit....You've got a PIMP for a girl, Ze! High five!"

Ze buried his face in his hoofs in embarrassment. "Leave Ze alone....."

Trixie giggled. "While he may not show it, Ze is GRATEFUL and HONORED to be Trixie's number one fan. Trixie ASSURES this!"

"Uh....Yeah...." Punk said. "Anyway, Applejack, Dash, we've got a surprise for you two."

Rainbow Dash and Applejack's eyes widened, Dash's from excitement, Applejack's from fear. She liked the humans and all, but they were nutty as all hell.

"Awww YEAH! I sure do love surprises!" Dash said, grinning from ear to ear.

"Uuuuuuhhhhh....I don't know, ya'll." Applejack said tensely. "Ah ain't got a problem with ya'll, it's just....Ya'll are relleh odd, and ah just...."

Marcus smirked. "Trust us, if we wanted to kill you two....Or any of your for that matter, we'd do it." THAT didn't make Applejack feel any better...

"You girls will like this surprise." Freddie said. "We promise."

"Well....Alright." Applejack gave in. "Ah suppose ah can trust ya."

"Great!" Austin exclaimed. "Well, we'll see you guys later." He waved to all of the ponies and Nova and Ze, who weren't going for obvious reasons. The ponies and Ze and Nova waved back.

"Goodbye, Marcus Sims..." Trixie said, winking at Marcus. Marcus cringed, and within seconds, was at the back of the pack, to being the line leader. Anything to get away from Trixie as quick as possible.

Freddie barely remembered something. "Hold on! Ummm...I know this is short notice and all....But, can one of you watch my kids for me?" He asked, grinning nervously.

Pinkie Pie immediately sprang up and down. "IcanIcanIcanIcanIcan! I CAN!"

Freddie laughed. "Okay, Pinkie. You've got the job. I'll pay you 20 bits. We wont be gone TOO long, but we wont be back lickity split."

Pinkie smiled. "No problem! I love kiddies, and they love me! I could watch them ALL DAAAAAYYYYY!"

Freddie smiled. "That's the spirit! Well, bye everyone." He waved to them, and they waved back, and then they began walking to their destination. The humans knew where they were going, but Rainbow Dash and Applejack had no idea. All the humans knew though, was that they would enjoy it thoroughly.

"Sooooo...." Nova began. "I guess it's just me, Ze, and your ladies." He grinned at the Mane 6, well, Mane 4 for right now, and Trixie.

The girls just smiled nervously at Nova.

"What should we do?" Nova said, rubbing a hoof against his chin.

"Well, I don't know about you guys..." Twilight spoke up. "But...I've got.....BOOKS TO READ! Yeah, that's it!" She chuckled nervously. "BYE!" She then trotted off to her home at top speed.

Nova rose an eyebrow at this, but shrugged it off. "I understand. When a nerds gotta read, a nerds gotta read. There are still plenty of us left to have a GRAND old time!"

Rarity suddenly blurted out. "I'd LOVE to, dear...But...I um...." She wanted to say "Make dresses" but that would be a dead giveaway of a lie. She had to say something REAL convincing... "I HAVE TO GO PUNCH SWEETIE BELLE REPEATEDLY UNTIL SHE DIES FROM BLOOD LOSS!" She smiled nervously, hoping Nova would by homicide. "Yes! That's the one!" She muttered under her breath, but loud enough that everyone could hear it.

"No problem." Nova said, smiling. "I kill people in my spare time, too."

Rarity's eye bulged. She felt like asking Nova if he was serious, but FUCK THAT, she had to get the HELL outta dodge! "Yes! It's quite fun...Erm....Goodbye!" She then trotted off, but not at top speed, as that would create a dust-pile in her mane. Yes, even Rarity has to think about her mane while in a rape situation.

Nova could already see the pattern. These ponies would all create lies to avoid him. Since he was, ya know....A friggen oddball. But he would still be nice about it.

"I....Ummm...Have to go....Be...Shy....Some....Where...." Fluttershy squeaked. She then flew off at 1 Mile per Hour.

"These excuses are piss poor..." Nova thought, beginning to scowl.

Trixie coughed. "Trixie and Ze need to...." She turned to Ze desperately for help.

"HAVE SEX!" Ze blurted out loudly.

"Yes!" Trixie exclaimed happily. "Trixie is going to shove her DELIGHTFUL and ROUGH horn up Ze's COZY and PIMPLY ass!" She then slapped Ze on his rump. "Let us go....SLAVE." She smirked seductively.

Ze nodded quickly. Anything to get away from his crazed friend. Ze and Trixie quickly ran to Trixie's "Funhouse." (It's much more fun than that gory fanfiction..)

"That isn't even an excuse!" Nova thought. "They'll be doing that daily!" He then looked at Pinkie Pie, who was surprisingly, STILL there....

Pinkie Pie actually seemed, happy still. She looked like she was all game to hanging out with Nova. "Oh yeah! I'd LOVE to hang out with you, Nova!" She then giggled. "You're so funny!"

Nova's eyes widened. ".....................WUT." Was all he could say.

Pinkie nodded. "Oh yeah! You're a barrel of chimmychangas! We can make CUPCAKES!" She giggled once again.

Nova chuckled nervously. "Gee, Pinkie.....That sounds like fun and all....But...." Nova didn't even give an excuse, he just walked off slowly, staring at Pinkie Pie like he was scared of her. He must've read Cupcakes.....

Pinkie giggled. "He must be busy!" She exclaimed, a thought then flashed through her mind once again...And it made her sad.

Pinkie frowned. "Why....Why did I have to say CUPCAKES of all things?" She suddenly perked up again. "Oh well! Maybe Freddie's kids will cheer me up. They seem like FUN!" She then bounced off happily in the direction of Sweet Apple Acres.

Meanwhile.....

"You're an idiot...." Marcus said, walking with the group. "You know that, right?"

Freddie raised an eyebrow at Marcus's comment. "The fuck you talking about?"

Marcus sighed. "Pinkie Pie is going to drive your children to SUICIDE....."

Freddie laughed. "Oh please, Marcus. That's silly."

Marcus grabbed Freddie's by his shoulders, and forcefully turned him towards him. "LOOK AT ME......." Marcus said sadly.

Freddie snickered. "Yeah...You're pretty fucking ugly."

Marcus growled. "No, you moron! Look at what that pony has done to me!" Marcus had black bags under his eyes, and his mane had been a mess since he came to Ponyville.

"You only look like that because you have sex with your pillow every night." Punk said, chuckling.

Marcus's eyes widened. "How did he know about that?!" Marcus thought. "Fuck you, Brooks. That pony is fucking LOCO! Your children will be eaten ALIVE by the time we get back!"

Freddie chuckled. "Comeon, dude....How bad could it be?"

Yes. How bad could it be?

...........WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS ASK THAT QUESTION?

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