"Well, ummm...." John Lauranaitis stumbled over his words, still not believing the species of animal he was talking too. Twilight raised an impatient eyebrow at the GM of both RAW and Smackdown, as sweat rolled down his forehead, John clenched his teeth in frustration.

"Go ahead, Johnny Ace...." Freddie said, grinning. "Tell us why the hell your rotten ass is here?"

John tugged at his suit, and let out a huge sigh, he then explained the situation, in his extremely funny voice. "My name.....Is Mr. John Lauranaitis....I am the Executive Vice President, of Talent Relations, and the PERMANENT, General Manager...Of both RAW and Smackdown." He now had his confidence back, as he grinned smugly.

The ponies just stared blankly at Lauranaitis, not having a clue what he was talking about. "Talent Relations?" Twilight repeated.

"General Manager?" Fluttershy repeated quietly.

"RAW?" Rarity repeated.

"Smackdown?" Rainbow Dash repeated angrily.

"PERMANENT General Manager?!?!" Freddie yelled inside his head.

".........CHOCOLATE COVERED ANTS?!" Pinkie Pie shouted, shoving a handful of chocolate covered ants in her mouth. "MMMMM....YUM!"

"What in the HAY are ya talkin' about, mister?" Applejack said, stepping up to Lauranaitis.

"Wow....Dumb ponies...." Christian mumbled, causing Sandow and Lesnar to glare at him.

"Who you calling DUMB?" Rainbow Dash growled, getting up in Christian's face.

"YOU IDIOT!" Lesnar yelled at Christian.

"Whoa there, pardner...Easy does it." Applejack said warily, pulling Rainbow Dash back down to the ground. "Let's not get too hasteh just yet."

"Yes..." Twilight said, gawking at the new arrivals. "We are terribly sorry, it's just that...Well, you all look like...."

"HUMANS?" Chase Hediger answered with ease.

"Well....Yes..." Twilight said, chuckling. "We just want to know why you are here."

"If...That's alright with you...." Fluttershy whimpered.

Damien Sandow smiled. "That will not be a problem. Since I am the only NON-ignoramus in this bunch....I am assigning..." He chuckled. "MYSELF, to give you all a definitive explanation as to why we are here." All the other humans glared at Damien for his arrogance.

"First off...." Sandow began. "Since I have MANNERS, unlike the common degenerates of Society....My name, is Damien Sandow." He bowed. "I am the Intellectual savior, of the unwashed masses....And the official Martyr, of the World Wrestling Entertainment."

"World Rasslin' Entertainment?" Applejack repeated.

"That would be correct." Sandow said, grinning.

"Isn't that where you work, dears?" Rarity asked the humans.

"That's the place." Austin replied.

Sandow cleared his throat. "I would appreciate if you would not interrupt me, Ross...." Austin just rolled his eyes. "Continuing on....Yes, we are wrestlers, we are.... Colleagues, you might say.....Of the men-excuse me....Ponies standing by you."

"THAT'S US." Nova said, his chin high up in the air.

"No shit..." Marcus growled.

Sandow cringed. "Please.....Refrain from the harsh language, Marcus...." Marcus just smirked.

"Finally...." Twilight thought. "Someone besides me who does not enjoy the humans salty language."

Sandow continued. "A few days ago, we were informed, that these men were reported among the Missing. Mr. Lauranaitis here rounded up yours truly, and the rest of these......Pawns...." The humans glared at Sandow once again. "To find them. We discovered some sort of device in Pyro-Zi's locker room, and an identical type of device in the shared locker room."

"The Dimensionomicon!" All of the ponies and humans exclaimed.

"Hmmm....Yes." Sandow continued once again, becoming frustrated with being interrupted. "We couldn't find any blueprints with the device in the shared locker room, but we did find blueprints of the device in Pyro-Zi's locker room, and we used that device to travel here."

"To rescue Ze and friends?" Ze asked hopefully.

The other humans just laughed, except for Jeff, who just hyuked. ".....No." Lauranaitis said plainly, causing growls from the humans.

"You WILL take us back home, Johnny..." Freddie threatened. "Or I'll fire ALL your asses!"

Lauranaitis chuckled. "You cannot do that, Freddie."

"What?!" Freddie exclaimed. "The hell not?!"

"I was able to have a no-fire clause put in my Contract." John explained. "Only the board of Directors can fire me, and if you choose to fire any of my faithful Superstars....I can just hire them right back."

"Dammit..." Freddie mumbled.

"That doesn't even matter, Clownshoes." Punk replied, causing John to scowl. "We aren't going home until Pyro-Zi is no longer a threat here!"

"Good." Bryan said, smirking. "Maybe he'll kill you all, and once you die, the GREATEST. OF ALL. TIME, can once again become W....W....E...ChampioN! YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!!"

"Calm your vagina." Punk said angrily. "This is MY title now, and nothing is going to take it away."

"GIVE IT BACK!" Bryan whined.

"HELL NO!" Punk snapped back.

"What exactly is the problem here?" Twilight asked curiously.

"Phillip Brooks, the golden boy behind the WWE: WORST. WRESTLER. EVER, stole the WWE Championship from me, Daniel Bryan, the GREATEST. OF ALL. TIME! I am here to collect it, and NOTHING else! SO GIVE IT BACK, YOU PUNK!"

Punk just blew a raspberry. "Nope."

"GIVE. IT. BAAAAACCCKKK!!!!!!!" Bryan yelled.

"NO. FUCKING. WAY!" Punk screamed.

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"I said YES, dammit!" Punk yelled.

"I said NO!!!!! AND THAT'S FINAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bryan yelled at the top of his Lungs.

Punk just shrugged. "Alright, then."

Bryan smiled triumphantly. "That's right..." His eyes then bulged. "Wait.....NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bryan was starting to hurt not only the ponies ears, but also all of the humans, so Lesnar FINALLY punched him in the face.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, HALF-PINT!!!!!!" Lesnar screamed ferociously. Bryan clenched his jaw, and just stood up and said nothing.

"So, what's your MASTER plan, Lauranaitis?" Freddie asked, doubting Johnny was smart enough to blow him away.

John smirked. "It's quite simple, really." He began. "You know just as well as I do, you are the Chairman of the WWE. And the Chairman must be at work EVERY SINGLE DAY, and if they miss a month of work, they are stripped of their Chairman duties."

"Oh shit...." Freddie gasped, realizing he was fucked.

"The clock is ticking, Freddie...." John stated, laughing as Freddie snarled.

"Ya know what..." Freddie said, looking down at the ground, and then looking up with a fire in his eyes. "Fuck it. I guess I wont be Chairman anymore.....We are going to save these ponies, you asshole.....And if losing my job means I can protect innocent animals, then so be it. Have fun, you son of a bitch...Because being Chairman fucking sucks."

John chuckled. "I can handle it. After all, I have experience....Unlike you....."

Marcus suddenly realized something. "Yo, you son of a bitches better not even THINK about stripping me of my Title...." Marcus said with passion.

"Oh, I intend to." John said, smirking. Marcus felt the need to lunge at him, and knock his head off. "Well, that is unless you can somehow get back home within 30 days, which I don't think you'll be able to." John laughed.

Marcus suddenly smirked. "Whatever, I can win the world title, the U.S. Title is useless to me.....Have at it."

"We will do just that..." John said, looking over at Sandow. "Damien, congratulations....If Marcus does not make it back to earth within 30 days...You are the NEW, United States Champion!"

Damien laughed with delight. "A fine choice, my good sir. I will bring PRESTIGE back to the United States Championship, it was being tarnished by the likes of this.....Urban jugaloo.

Marcus raised an eyebrow. "Is that an insult? Cuz I have NO IDEA what the hell you're even saying....."

Damien laughed. "Not a surprise."

Punk then looked at his OWN title, which he had not let out of his sight since he arrived in Equestria. "What about my Title, smokey?"

"Unfortunately..." Lauranaitis began. "We cannot strip you of the title, Punk....Unless we can get it back to Earth somehow."

"NO!" Bryan began to scream, but when Lesnar raised his fist, he stopped once again.

"Go ahead..." Punk said, laying the WWE Title on the ground. "It's all yours....." Just then, Punk's friends all stood in front of him and the title, making a wall.

"You'll have to get through all of us FIRST, though..." Austin said, narrowing his eyes at his human counterparts. Ryback growled like a menacing pitbull.

"Perhaps some other time...." Sandow suggested, rubbing his beard.

"PUSSIES! FIGHT US!'' Nova screamed, ready for action.

"Let's go, boys...." John said, gesturing towards the Dimensionomicon on the ground.

"Hold on just ONE second..." Twilight said, halting the humans. "At least tell us your names."

"We may as well humor them..." Chase said, John nodded.

"I'M BROCK LESNAR....." Lesnar said, engaging in an epic "Pec Pop of Love." The Rock began rolling in his imaginary grave.

"I'm Damien Sandow, as said before." Damien once again bowed towards the ponies.

"I'm Christian." Christian said, smirking. "The World Heavyweight Champion...."

"No one cares." Punk said, snickering. Christian just glared at him.

"Durr hurr....I'm Jeff Ross!" Jeff said, doing the Engineer dance. "Anyone seen mah uncle AUSTEN?"

"I'm right here, Jeff!" Jeff said, throwing his hoof in the air.

"HI, UNCLE AUSTEEEENNNN!!! Hurr." Jeff said excitedly. Chase facepalmed in response....He would NEVER get it....

"I'm Chase Hediger." Chase said, scowling. "The nephew of....FREDDIE HEDIGER...." He cringed at his uncle's name.

"Wow..." Twilight thought. "We finally get to meet the so-called "Evil" nephews. They don't look like much...."

"I'm Daniel Bryan." Bryan said, striking a cocky pose.

"I like your shirt, Danny!" Pinkie exclaimed, pointing at Daniel's shirt. It read: "YES! YES! YES!"

"YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" Bryan screamed one more time, before running around in circles.

"And of course, I'm John Lauranaitis...." John said.

"Well, we are-" Twilight began.

"We know!" Damien and Lesnar interrupted Twilight.

"What the?" Ze said, confused.

Punk snickered. "Dudes...I think Roid-bag and Caveman are BRONIES!"

Sandow's eyes bulged. "NO! NO! YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG!"

Lesnar however, grinned. "FUCK YEAH WE ARE!!!!"

"YOU MORONIC MANTAUR!" Sandow screamed. "THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!"

"There's nothing to be ashamed of, ass-fuck!" Lesnar screamed back, causing Damien to throw his face into his hands.

"Hell yeah!" Freddie replied. "Brohoof!"

"AWW YEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Lesnar yelled with delight, bro-hoofing Freddie.

Sandow looked up from his hands, and stared at Freddie's hoof. He lightly bro-hoofed it, frowning.

"I can't believe we've met MORE of our fans!" Rarity squealed, fainting on the grass.

"Finally..." Punk though, smirking. "Now she gets a taste of how NORMAL it feels to lie down on the grass."

"Really, Sandow? Lesnar? You guys are wussies..." Christian said, laughing along with all the other humans.

"You close your cavitas oralis!" Damien exclaimed. "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a prime sample of what society SHOULD be like!"

"YEAH. GO EAT HAM." Lesnar yelled at Christian.

"Well...For those of you who would like to know..." Twilight began. "I'm Twilight Sparkle."

"I'm Rainbow Dash!" Dash said, flying around. "And if any of you wanna hurt MY friends, I'll HURT you!" Chase snickered.

"SHUT UP..." Lesnar warned. "SHE WILL."

"I'm Rarity." Rarity said, flipping her mane.

"I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie exclaimed, hopping around the new friends. "Hi, guys!" She then hugged Jeff.

"D'AAAWWWWWWWW...." Jeff cooed. "Shen dun soft!"

"My name is...Fluttershy...." Fluttershy said quietly.

"And ah'm Applejack." Applejack said, smiling. "Howdy!"

Jeff was staring at Applejack, and while he was....He got a very weird feeling...Something he had never felt before.....Jeff didn't know what it was, all he knew was, Applejack reminded him of the female and pony version of himself.

"Hurr hurr....That names PUUURRTTTYYY...." Jeff said, still staring a Applejack.

"Watch it, COW-BOY...." Big Mac growled, but it didn't stop Jeff from staring.

"It's good to meet you all." John said, smiling. "We just want to know...We have nothing against you ponies, it's THOSE we don't like!" He pointed at the humans, who were whistling innocently.

"Eh...You're just a senile asshole." Marcus said, snickering.

"Grrrr..." John growled. "We will be back later.....Sorry for interrupting your peace, ponies. Let's go, boys."

"WAIT! JEFF!'' Austin called out, and Jeff ran over to his Uncle.

"Eeeeyup?" Jeff said, playing with the buttons on his overalls.

"What the?" Big Mac thought. "Darnit....He's stealin' mah lines!"

"I just wanted to say....." Austin began. "I'm sorry....When you stabbed me with that pitch-fork, I just....Something inside of me exploded....I know you didn't do it on purpose, yet my ego got the better of me....I'm sorry I attacked you at Extreme Rules, and I'm sorry I....Nearly killed you at Over The Limit."

Jeff had tears in his eyes, he hugged his uncle without any hesitation. "Ah forgive ya, uncle AUSTEEN...Ah love ya too much ta fight any more...." Austin returned the hug, and smiled warmly.

"Oh, thank you, Jeff! Go home, and tell your mom and my Mom, that everything's okay! Okay?"

Jeff nodded, still smiling. "'Course, Austeen! They'll be pleased ta know we've made up."

"WHAT?!?!?!" Chase yelled. "YOU IDIOT! THAT WASN'T THE PLAN!"

Jeff scowled, walked up to Chase, and punched him square in the nose, causing it to bleed. "Screw ya and ya plan, Chase! AH LOVE MAH UNCLE AUSTEEN! YA SHOULD REALLY LEARN TA APOLOGIZE TA YA OWN FAMILY, TOO!" He gestured towards Freddie.

Chase got up, shocked at Jeff and his actions. He knew Jeff was a bit....Slow....But this surprised him....He just got knocked on his ass! He clenched his bloody nose, and walked over to his own Uncle.

"Freddie....Jeff's right..." Chase began. "I really should learn to apologize....And I will...." He smiled at Freddie, but quickly turned angry once again. "...When you die and go to HELL!" Chase quickly punched Freddie in the jaw, and ran off before neither Freddie or any of his friends could attack Chase in return.

Chase and the other humans quickly ran to the Dimensionomicon. John turned it on, and the portal whirred back on. They all quickly stepped through it, sarcastically waving goodbye to Equestria, except Jeff, who was scowling at Chase.

"WHAT IN THE....." Pyro-Zi though to himself. "How did they?!" Pyro-Zi, as usual, was stalking, but he didn't hear much of the conversation, as he had gotten there too late. "I thought the Dimensionomicon could only Teleport to, not from!" Pyro-Zi then remembered, he had created two Dimensionomicons. One prototype, and a more advanced version. "Oh no...I must have used the Prototype to get here to Equestria! The advanced version CAN teleport to and from Dimensions!" Pyro-Zi quickly flew off in his Rocket Shoes, cursing himself mentally for making a mistake, which he normally didn't do....

"Well...." Twilight said, sighing. "That was odd...."

..........NO SHIT.

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