The next Day....

Sugarcube Corner....

Marcus awoke to what else, a hopping Pinkie Pie. BOING, BOING, BOING, BOING, BOING, this was a usual routine. Fuck alarm clocks, Pinkie was annoying enough to be one herself. Marcus had no remembrance of anything past 3:00 yesterday. He just knew he drank a bit, and that we it. He had an aching headache. "Yup...." Marcus thought. "I got drunk.....Shit."

Pinkie noticed Marcus painful groans, and hopped over to him. "Good morning, Groany McGroaninson! How's your head?"

Marcus frowned. "It hurts a fraction worse than everytime you talk...." He didn't hate Pinkie, but she was just so....Happy. It wasn't normal. He really had to get her an appointment with a psychiatrist.

Pinkie giggled. Words could not hurt her, after all. "You're just sooooooo GRUMPY, Marky!" Marcus rolled his eyes. No shit. "And I know what will cheer you up!"

Marcus didn't want to know....And he sure as hell wanted no part of it. "Before you attempt to brighten my day with your OH-SO beautiful voice...." He began sarcastically. "I need to ask you....What happened yesterday?"

Pinkie frowned as she thought back to the events of yesterday. There was a meeting, then everyone got drunk, and then....She almost got raped. "Well..." Pinkie began. "During the meeting, all of you started drinking Freddie's liquor....All of you except for Philly and Austin."

"Yeah, I remember that." Marcus replied. "What else?"

"You got drunk." Pinkie said plainly. "And you started yelling, you even scared away some customers who were supposed to pick up their Honey cake!"

"Yeah....I tend to yell when I'm drunk..." Marcus said, shrugging. "What else?"

"Ummm...." Pinkie stammered, not wanting to tell Marcus. It could ruin their friendship!

"Goddammit, Pinkie..." Marcus grumbled. "TELL ME."

"Okay!" Pinkie said, frowning. "You.....Wanted to have.....Ummmm....You wanted to have......SEX with me......"

Marcus was sure she was trolling. The day he wanted to have sex with a Pony of all things, would be the day he dropped dead. "That's not funny, Pinkie...." He said, glaring at the pink pony.

"Well, duh!" Pinkie exclaimed, flailing her arms. "It's disgusting!" She then realized what Marcus meant. "Do you not believe me?!"

Marcus shook his head. "After what you ponies did, I will NEVER have any feelings like that towards a pony." Pinkie was about to tell Marcus that it was the truth, but he cut her off. "Nevermind, Pinkie...." He said, scowling.

Pinkie frowned. She didn't get it. He asked her to him what happened, and when she tried to, he told her to forget it. "Okay....."

Marcus decided to change the subject. "So, what is it that's going to cheer me up?"

Pinkie perked up once again, she gestured towards something on the kitchen counter. Marcus trotted over to the counter, and he saw a big stack of invitations.

"You're....Throwing us a Party?" Marcus said, shocked.

"Well, yeah!" Pinkie said gleefully. "I throw parties for ALL the new ponies in Ponyville!"

Marcus rolled his eyes. "With her personality, I shouldn't be so fucking surprised...." He thought. "Well, ummm.....Cool." Marcus said, honestly very grateful. But he wouldn't let her know that.

Pinkie cocked her head. "Marky....Isn't there something you want to say?"

"Huh?" Marcus said, snapping back to reality. "Oh, yeah......Cool."

Pinkie was starting to become impatient. "Marky...." She said, raising her tone.

"What?" Marcus said, glaring back at Pinkie.

"Say 'thank you'....." Pinkie said, furrowing her eyebrows.

"Pinkie......Shut your hole." Marcus said, trying to avoid the dreaded two words.

Pinkie gasped. "Thanks for reminding me!" She exclaimed as she ran over to shut a hole in the space time continium.

Marcus' jaw dropped. "WHAT........?" He said quietly, trying to figure out what just happened.

Pinkie just giggled. "That was holey....He likes to open every now and again." Marcus just blinked in confusion.

"I don't....Want to know..." Marcus said, shaking his head.

"Good." Pinkie replied. "It's probably for the best if you didn't." She said with a wink.

"The hell are you talking abou-" Marcus tried to figure out how this pony could interract with random holes, but she cut him off.

"Well, Marky....I need you to pass out these invitations to everyone!" She said, picking up Gummy.

"What about you?" Marcus asked, not wanting to do anything with this bitch of a headache.

"I have to take Gummy to the dentist." Pinkie explained, grinning widely.

Marcus' right eye started twitching. "Pinkie....Gummy has no teeth....."

Pinkie sshed Marcus. She leaned in to whisper to him. "Don't say that so loud.....You'll hurt his feelings....."

Marcus was becoming stupider and stupider with every added moment he spent with this pony. "THEN WHY ARE YOU TAKING HIM TO THE DENTIST?!" He whispered back, but much more loudly.

"He likes to be to treated like he actually has teeth...." Pinkie said, turning back and looking at Gummy, and waving nervously. She then stopped whispering. "I wont be gone too long..." She was about to walk out the door with Gummy, but she realized something. "Oh! I almost forgot! Don't forget to wear the Outfit, Marky."

Marcus cocked an eyebrow. "What outfit?"

Pinkie giggled. "The one on you right now, silly!"

"The fuck are you talking ab-" Marcus looked down at himself, Pinkie wasn't kidding.....Marcus was wearing an outfit that made him look like a carbon copy of Pinkie Pie. "HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET ON ME?!"

"I put it on you just now, dumb dumb!" Pinkie answered, giggling some more.

"How.....HOW DID YOU-"

"Bye, Marky!" Pinkie said, walking out of the store. "And don't forget to sing a Soooonnggg!"

Marcus looked at himself, and then at the wall where the hole earlier had been.

"Yup...." Marcus proclaimed. ".....She's fucking with me...."

Meanwhile.....

Ponyville Elementary.....

It was time for another day at School. Everyone was on time today....Except for the four new foals: Kenny, Cartman, Eric and Stan. Ms. Cheerilee wondered where they were. They made a HORRIBLE impression yesterday, and she really wanted them to do good today. But so far, they were 30 minutes late.

Finally, after 10 more minutes of waiting, the three boys, minus Kenny, walked into class. They found their seats in the back, and sat down like they had been there the whole time.

"Boys...." Ms. Cheerilee began. "Where is Kenny?"

Cartman cleared his throat. He might as well be honest, even though it hurt him.... "Oh, that poor bastard? He died." Cartman said, having no remorse.

Most of the class gasped, except for Diamond Tiara, who just yawned.

"ERIC!" Ms. Cheerilee scolded. "DON'T SAY THAT!"

Cartman just chuckled. "Why not? Just being honest.....Kenny's poor, he's a bastard, and he's dead. That's three strikes.....He's out."

Ms. Cheerilee put a hoof over her mouth in shock. "These boys...." Ms. Cheerilee thought. "They aren't normal...."

"Ith Kenny really.....DEAD?" Twist gulped.

"That's right, spit-shine...." Cartman said, lounging back into his chair. "He's as dead as your ability to talk..."

"Is....Is this true? Stan, Kyle?"

Kyle just hid his face in his jacket. He still hadn't gotten over the death of his friend....And he probably never would.

"He doesn't wanna talk about it, Ms. Cheerilee..." Stan explained, answering for Kyle. "But yeah, Kenny's dead...We saw him die right in front of our eyes."

Ms. Cheerilee gasped. "And you boys never called the police or ANYTHING?!"

"Screw that...." Cartman said. "Kenny would've told the cops to fuck off. We just did what he wanted."

Ms. Cheerilee smashed her head into her desk. This was going to be a LONG year....

Meanwhile....

Cloudsdale....

Rainbow Dash was still sleeping. She would only wake up at 8:45 if someone threw something at her, and this...Was just one of those day. For the second time in a day, Rainbow Dash was woken up by a piece of paper.

Rainbow Dash did not move, she just laid still, underneath today's edition of The Ponyville Post, she was pissed off that she was awoken once again.

"Whoever woke me up..." Rainbow growled. "Better have a GOOD REASON." She removed the paper from her face, and stood up. The culprits, were none other than Ze and Nova.

"Please, Dash....." Ze said, throwing his hooves up in surrender. "Do not hurt Ze....Hurt James! He threw the paper!"

"I don't care WHO threw the paper...." Dash said, scowling. "I just want to know....WHY would you wake me up at..." She stared off into the distance at the giant Clock in the middle of Cloudsdale. "8:45?! YOU TWO BETTER START TALKING...."

Nova gulped, and Ze pushed him forward, causing him to land right in front of Dash's hooves. "Heh heh...." Nova laughed nervously, scared for his life. "You're lookin' hot, Dash..."

Rainbow was not amused. Her looks did not matter to her right now, what matter was that these two fools had awoken her....Now, they would pay the price.

"You're gonna be hot when I burn you alive if you don't start talking..." Dash replied, glaring Nova down.

Nova started sweating. "I'm sorry I woke you up...But me and Ze were just delivered the paper for today....And....We....Think you might want to look at the headline." Ze nodded.

"What are you bozos talking abo-" Dash was about to kill Ze and Nova for wasting her time, but when she looked down at the Newspaper, she realized she would have to kill someone else.....

The headline of the Newspaper read: Lesbians in Ponyville: Misleaded Mares. And below the Headline.....Was a picture....Of none other than Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash....

.....And they were kissing.....

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