"How'd it go, Applejack?" Apple Bloom excitedly asked. She had to wait outside through that entire Meeting, even thought it wasn't that long. "Did Diamond Tiara get in trouble?" She had a hopeful smile on her face.

"Ah caint say she did." Applejack answered, immediately crushing Apple Bloom's hopes. "But I know somepony else who is in a mighty fine heap'a trouble."

"Who?" The confused filly asked.

Applejack then glared at her sister. "You." She plainly said.

Apple Bloom gasped in horror. She did nothing wrong! This all must've been a big misunderstanding! "ME? Ah didn't do anythin', sis!" She squealed, trying to plead her case.

"Ya'll hush your little mouth, now." Applejack said, not listening to her sister. "I'm gonna have a talk with ya when we get back to the Farm."

Apple Bloom certainly would not hush. Not when she was being wrongfully accused. "But sis! Ah didn't do any-"

She was interrupted by Applejack, who had raised her tone a bit. "Ah don't wanna hear a PEEP outta you, Apple Bloom."

Apple Bloom frowned, and looked at Freddie for help.

"I'm sorry, sweetie..." Freddie said, shaking his head. "But this is between you and your sister. I'm not an Apple family member, so I have no say."

Apple Bloom had noone to turn to now, whatever she did.....She would have to face the music for it. She was quiet, just like her sister told her to be, on the walk home.

Meanwhile....

Sugarcube Corner.....

The meeting between the boys had been over for a while. They all had jobs now, well, a plan to get a Job, atleast, which was a great start. To celebrate the occasion, the boys put the liquor Freddie had brought just in case to good use. Luckily, Freddie had drank none last night, so it all would be saved for this special get-together.

"Look at all of you saps..." Punk said, chuckling at his idiotic friends and their idiotic lifestyles. "Drinking like there's no tomorrow. It's good that I am the only Straightedge recipient here, because I'm also the only one of us with a vehicle..."

"Shut the hell up, you fucking.....Bitch." Nova slurred. "You're ruining the buuuuuuuuzzzzzzz..."

"Buzz is Ze's favorite word...." Ze said stupidly. "It just.....Flies off the tongue. Zzzzzzzzzz..........Zzzzzzzzzzzz.........Zzzzzzz......"

Nova and Ze then started their own "Zzzzzzzzz" contest. Whoever could say Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz longer than the other would win. It was sure to get annoying.....FAST.

"FUCKING STUPID.....ASSES!" Marcus nearly screamed. A sober Marcus Sims was bad enough, but today.....An evil Creature had invaded Ponyville......Doom....Was now inevitable....For noone could stop........DRUNKUS SIMS.

A few of the customers were looking over at the group of renegades. They did not know what to think....But they had known that this was not going to end well.

Drunkus noticed the amount of attention he was getting for the on-lookers, and he did not appreciate the gawking. "HEY.....THE FUUUUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT?!" This time he was screaming. "I'LL KNOCK YOUR ASS OFF WITH......YEAH!" Of course he was drunk, and could barely talk. The customers teeth were chattering in fear, they ran out of the sweets shop just in time before a Drunkus tirade could insue.

"HEY! WAIT!" Pinkie Pie called out to her now lost customers. "I've got your honey cake for you! COME BACK!" It was no use, once you encounter Drunkus....You can NEVER go back to the original location where you encountered Drunkus. It was rule Number 8 of "The Book of Drunkus." yes, this character is so famous, well, infamous really....He has his own book. His next goal, was "Drunkus: The Movie."

Drunkus laughed. "I'M GONNA BE A MOOOVIEEEE STAAAARRR......I WILL RAPE TOM CRUISE'S KIDS!"

"Marky, stop!" Pinkie said, trotting over to the over-the-top character. "You're scaring away the customers!"

"FIRST OFF, PINKIIIEIEEEEE...." Drunkus said, now turning to the pony. ".....I LIKE THAT NAME A LOT...."

Pinkie immediately perked up. "You do?" She said happily.

Drunkus took another sip of alcohol, and then grinned. He hadn't swallowed the alcohol yet, though, and it just pored through the gaps in his teeth, and dripped onto the floor. "HELL YEAH! IT'S SOOOO........CUTE!" He was now flailing his hooves around like some mad-man, he almost hit Austin, who along with Punk, wasn't drinking, either.

"I KNEW you liked it, Marky!" Pinkie said, smiling widely. "You just needed to get used to it!"

"YA WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE I THINK IS CUTEEEEE?" Drunkus said, taking another drink.

Pinkie was curious. "What?" She said, cocking her head.

Drunkus then threw his glass on the floor, it shattered. This was one of Drunkus' many tactics.....Frighten the opposition. It failed, though, because ya see....Only one other monster can match up to Drunkus, and that....Is Pinkus Pieakus. Marcus wasn't done yet, though....He had a secret weapon, and he planned to unleash it.

"YOU FUCKING CUTE!" Drunkus said, grabbing Pinkie into a bear-hug. It would seem that Drunkus had the upper-hand....

Pinkie would smile, but her ribcage was being crushed.....And that's not good. "Thanks, Marky....." She strained, trying to free herself from Drunkus' grasp. But the Pinkus Pieacus is just too weak to free itself. Only Drunkus himself can release his prey.

Drunkus put down Pinkie, which caused Pinkie to gain back her smile. "YOU'RE LIKE A BIG BOTTLE OF PEPTO....BISMOL....AND I WANNA FUCKIN' DRINK IT ALLLLLLL...UP!" Drunkus was basically....Talking out of his ass now, so to speak.

Pinkie giggled. "You can't drink me, silly! I'm all meat!"

This tactic wasn't working....Perhaps if Drunkus changed his attack. "I.......I LOVE YOUR PINK ASS." Drunkus said, leaving absolutely NO regrets!

Now.....NOW.....Pinkie was a bit creeped out. And it took a LOT to creep Pinkie Pie out. "Ummmmmm....." Was all she could say, her mouth a big O.

"LET'S GO JUMP ON YOUR BED.....RIGHT.....NOW......" Drunkus said, taking another drink of alcohol with a new glass.

"And.....Do....What?" Pinkie said, curious. "OOOOHHHH! You wanna play Hooves and Ladders, don't you?!" Pinkie smiled widely at the thought of playing her favorite board-game, with her favorite friend.

".....HUH?" Drunkus said, dropping another glass, it too, shattered. "NO, PINK FUCKING.......PINK FUCK....I WANNA......SCREW YOU!"

Pinkus Pieakus had figured it out. The newest tactic of Drunkus....MATING. She didn't want to have sex with the hideous beast, though, so she would continue to milk this request.

"You wanna SCREW me? Then go get a Screwdriver, silly!" Pinkie replied, giggling.

Drunkus gasped in awe....This was the perfect...Thing to mate with! "....KINKY BITCH...." Drunkus said, smiling. "HOLY FUCKING....FUCK! I'M GIVING YOU A NEW NICKNAME......KINKIE PIE!" Noone ever said Drunkus couldn't be a jokester.

Pinkie chuckled nervously. "Marky, I think you've had a bit too much to drink...." She slowly backed away.

All the while this was going on, Freddie's drunk self was rolling on the floor. He had been laughing since his first drink. "....KINKIE PIE!" Freddie screamed, trying to catch his breath. "I NEVER WOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT!"

"SHUT UP.....BITCH!'' Drunkus replied, starting to yell again. "I....FUCKING DRANK......CARRY THE 3.....ZERO FUCKING GLASSES OF ALCO......ALCO....FUCK!"

"Wow..." Pinkie said, laughing once again. "I'm better at Math than you, Marky!"

This was just a joke, of course.....Marcus would know that. But Drunkus? Well, Drunkus hated comedians, and would eat them when given the chance. So it's no surprise he was pissed. "BITCH....YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? I WILL RAPE YOUR DICK AND THEN EAT YOUR PUBES!!!!!!" Drunkus started to advance towards Pinkie, but immediately fell down after his first step. He was the drunkest out of him and his friends.

"FUCKING...GRAVITY!" Drunkus yelled, getting back up, and walking again. He was wobbling, but was able to keep his balance, non-the-less.

Drunkus was close to his Mate, but Ryback came out of nowhere, and pushed him with so much force, he FLEW over the group's table, and hit the wall head on. So close...But so far....

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM......FROM HER!" Ryback screamed at Drunkus. Wait? Did he just....Talk? I need to create a diversion to get your mind off of the fact that Ryback just talked....Umm.....I LIKE 3 YEAR OLD BOY DICKS IN MAH MOUTH, YUM YUM ALL DAY LONG.

Drunkus was shaken, but not yet stirred.....He got back up, a pissed off look on his face. "I WILL KICK YOUR ASS....DICK!" Drunkus then started to advance towards Ryback, but he was far to drunk, and ended up just passing out after 4 whole steps.

Everyone in the room was frozen in absolute Horror. Ryback NEVER talked....And not only that, but he had slain the almighty Drunkus! The King stands alone!

"Thanks, Rybby!" Pinkie said, hugging the big guy.

"Huh....." Austin said, rubbing his eyes in disbelief. "Must have been the liquor talking...."

Meanwhile....

Sweet Apple Acres....

It was officially....Time to face the Music. Apple Bloom and Applejack were left by Freddie on the way to the Farm, since he had to finish off the rest of his Alcohol. No doubt he would be back at Berry Punch's later tonight. But fuck Freddie right now....This is a whole 'nother segment!

Damian, Kit and Tate were shooting daggers at Apple Bloom with their eyes. Apple Bloom returned the same type of stare to them. Her sister led her into the barn, so the sure to be long and scathing talk could begin.

Applejack closed the door, so noone could hear what was sure to be the most boring and unneeded scolding in the History of scolding.

That was what Apple Bloom....But as she would soon learn, she was sadly mistaken.

"What did ah do, sis?!" Was the first thing to come out of Apple Bloom's mouth. Diamond Tiara must have baited her sister some crude information during that meeting.

"During that meeting..." Applejack began. "Diamond Tiara admitted to your teacher, Freddie and mahself.....That you and your little friends have been bullyin' her for a while now...."

"What?!" Apple Bloom nearly yelled in shock. What a load of crap! "But ah don't bully her, sis! She bullies-"

Once again, Apple Bloom was interrupted by her big sister. "Ah'll give you your chance ta talk.....Now let me finish...." Apple Bloom listened.

Applejack continued. "Ah just have one thing, and one thing only ta say to ya......" Apple Bloom prepared for the worst. ".....Ah believe ya."

Well, some scolding THIS was! It certainly didn't take much to convince her sister otherwise. "You WHAT?!" Apple Bloom said, shocked.

Applejack nodded. "That's right. That spoiled filly was lying like a STORM! Ah didn't believe a word she said!"

"Of COURSE Diamond Tiara would try to get her way outta this....." Apple Bloom thought. But her plan backfired. "What lie did she try ta tell this time, sis?" Apple Bloom asked, pouting.

"Oh, just some muck about havin' no friends, which that ah actually believe." Applejack chuckled. "Sayin' ya'll bully her and make fun'a her for being rich and all at recess. And then Freddie's boys came along, and ya'll stopped bullying."

"That ain't true, Applejack!" Apple Bloom cried.

"Ah know, Apple Bloom....." Applejack replied, smiling. "But Ms. Cheerilee said Scootaloo got in trouble for yellin' in class......She surely wouldn't lie, would she?"

Apple Bloom frowned now. "No, Ms. Cheerilee was tellin' the truth. But we only yelled cuz Diamond Tiara and those boys were makin' us mad! Tauntin' us in class and what not."

"So ah guess you WERE misbehavin' in class..." Applejack said, now glaring at her sister.

"I'm awful sorry, sis." Apple Bloom said, frowning and looking at the ground. "Go ahead.....Name mah punishment. But PLEASE, don't tell me ah have ta rub Granny Smith's hooves again!" Apple Bloom cringed just at the thought.

Applejack smiled once again. "Ah don't think this calls for a punishment...." She proclaimed, causing Apple Bloom to smile in shock once again. "But....I will give ya some advice, sis...."

"Okay!" Apple Bloom said gleefully. "What is it?"

"No matter how much Diamond Tiara n' those boys get under your skin.....You just keep your composure. Don't give em' the satisfaction of knowin' that they can break you. You tell your friends that, too. Cuz next time I find out you got in trouble, ah WILL give you a punishment."

Apple Bloom wondered what the punishment would be, but she figured she wouldn't wanna know. "You got it, sis! Ah won't let em' git ta me!"

Applejack smiled. "Good. And another thing....Don't worry about those boys. Cuz just like ah caught on ta Diamond Tiara's lies....So will they. Before ya know it, they'll be your friends again."

Apple Bloom wasn't sure that was possible, after the way the boys shut her down. "Ah don't know, Applejack....They think we're bullies."

"Don't worry, Apple Bloom." Applejack replied. "Diamond Tiara will slip up and do somethin' to reveal what she's really up ta. I'm SURE of it."

Apple Bloom nodded, and then went up to hug her sister. "Ah love ya, sis...." Apple Bloom said, nuzzling into her sister's chest.

Applejack smiled ever so sweetly. "Ah, hey....Ah love ya too, ya little bugger!" She then rustled up her sister's hair, causing her to giggle.

"Man...." Applejack thought. "Ah sure do love bein' a sister."

DAAAAAAWWWWWWW.....FLUFF!

Several hours Later.....

Sugarcube Corner......

It was night-time once again in Ponyville. Almost all the shops were closed, and many Ponies were settling into bed, getting ready for what awaited them tomorrow. One of those ponies, was Pinkie Pie. But just before she was set to go upstairs...She forgot something.

Pinkie walked over to the Table where the meeting was held at earlier. And just as he had been for several hours....Marcus lay asleep right next to the table. Pinkie smiled, and leaned down to Marcus, and kissed him on the cheek.

"Goodnight, Marky...." Pinkie said sweetly, and then she was off to bed.

Apparently, the kiss caused Marcus to go into a dream. "EHHHHH....PEPTO-BISMOL...." Marcus muttered.

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