Rainbow Dash's eyes nearly fell out of her skull. If you were to describe her spot-on reaction to what she had just read, shocked, surprised, and nervous just wouldn't cut it.

"I....Have a....Secret Admirer?" Rainbow Dash barely was able to choke out, due to her shock. "Uuuuhhhhhh..........." She was speechless, for once. "How can I have a Secret Admirer? I'm not exactly....Girlfriend material...." Rainbow Dash did not in ANY way have self confidence problems, the mare was just well aware she wasn't the.....Prettiest pony. She usually focused on her flying, her job as Cloud coordinator, and dreaming of becoming a member of The Wonderbolts. All of this combined took up all of her time, therefore she had no time to make herself look....Approachable. Not that she wanted to be ogled over by all the colts, she just sometimes wanted to be noticed by her opposite sex. Sometimes, when she is talking to Colts, she would get the impression that they thought she was a Colt herself....Must've been the Mullet. But now, she had gotten a letter from her supposed "secret admirer". There was a colt in Ponyville that was attracted to her mullet! A colt that liked her due to the fact she didn't try to make herself noticeable. Or....Maybe they just thought she was bad-ass.

Either way, this was a great opportunity...And one this mare would NOT pass up. Rainbow Dash smiled. "Hey....Maybe it's Sniper!" Rainbow said out loud. She had not heard that same giant sound that symbolized Team BLU's arrival, but she was asleep....So she might've missed it. She thought about Sniper. Rainbow liked him, she knew it....But she was too afraid to admit it. And if Sniper himself would admit it, she would gladly do the same.

"OhmygoshohmygoshohmygoshOHMYGOSH!" Rainbow squealed in delight. "I'm gonna have a BOYFRIEND!" Rainbow would wait for an hour, without sleeping of course, because she would slumber this opportunity away if she slept.

Sugarcube Corner.....

"So...Let me get this straight..." Marcus Sims replied to Freddie's statement. "You want to bring Rainbow Dash and Applejack to Wrestling school with us?"

"Well....Yeah." Freddie repeated. "RD said her favorite sport is wrestling, she might as Well have a hand at it. And Applejack said she'd love to become one herself. Plus, it says in the Ad, if we bring two mares with us, 2 of us get FREE training!"

Marcus nodded. "Sounds good. But, we each need 200 bits to train...Who has that much fucking dough?" He said this sarcastically, of course, and continually looked at the Bag of bits Freddie was holding while he was saying it.

"Hmmm....I wonder..." Freddie said, looking at his bits as well. "Oh! How about you, big man?" He gestured to Ryback. Ryback just glared at him.

"Me and Ryback have nothing on us, Freddie." Austin replied.

"Then I guess no training for us." Freddie retorted. The guys just looked at him like she wanted to kill him. "Fine....I'll pay for all of you jackasses. I'll get a BUNCH of more bits after I become big!" He smirked confidently.

"Why in the world do we need TRAINING anyway?" Punk said, rolling his eyes. "For shit's sakes, we did this combined for 49 years!"

"Don't get ahead of yourself, Brooks..." Marcus replied. "We have FOUR legs now, not two arms and two legs. This shit just got all fucked up!"

"How hard could it Be?" Punk said, crossing his front hooves. "I say we go speak to the promoter in charge, and DEMAND to be signed ON THE SPOT. And to NOT be brought down to developmental! We DESERVE to be on the Main Stage right NOW."

"Nice emotion there, dude..." Freddie applauded. "Who runs the promotion, anyway?" He asked curiously.

"The ad doesn't Say." Marcus answered. "But I'm sure he's MUCH better than the guy who runs WWE..." He smirked.

"Yeah...That guy sucks." Freddie said, he soon gasped, though. "Hey, that's me you FUCK!!!"

"Oops...." Marcus said, snickering. "My mistake...."

"If I had your contract with Me, I'd rip it up right now..." Freddie threatened.

"And I'd rip up your mom's Contract." Marcus retorted.

"My wife doesn't want to fuck a PONY!" Freddie yelled.

"Settle down, sweethearts..." Punk intervened. Marcus and Freddie hmphed in response.

"When does training start?" Austin asked.

"The ad says in one week." Marcus answered.

"Well, good luck, guys...." Nova said. "But me and Ze actually found a job for ourselves."

"Professional gays?" Punk asked with a gasp.

"Porn Stars?" Freddie asked.

"Stuntmen?" Austin asked.

"....My own personal Bitches?" Marcus asked with a snicker.

"FUCK NO, FUCK NOO, no, and FUCKING ULTRA FUCK NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Nova screamed.

"Although Ze thinks being a Stuntman would be cool." Ze replied.

"Oh hell yeah." Nova said, hoof-bumping Ze. "But still no....We actually signed up to become Ponyville Elementary's new Gym Coach tandem!" Nova and Ze grinned widely, and expected their friends to give them congratulations, but instead, what they got.....Was laughter. Hell, even Ryback chuckled!

"Those poor bastards..." Marcus said, wiping tears from his eyes.

"You'd better not get gay with My kids...." Freddie warned.

"Well, Ze and James aren't exactly Gay....Soooo....Ze believes that is out of the question." Ze replied, rolling his eyes.

"You motherfuckers should be happy for us!" Nova whined. "This job is PERFECT! We get to yell........"

"Ze enjoys yelling." Ze said smiling.

"EXACTLY!" Nova replied.

"Those children will eat you ALIVE." Austin said.

"Ze believes we are too big to eat." Ze replied blinking.

Austin facehoofed. "It's a figure of speech...."

"Yes, well....Ze thinks that you look even uglier without that Eyepatch!" Ze retorted. Austin immediately stood up from his seat, glaring at Ze.

"Oohhhhhh..." Freddie teased. "You're both FUCKED."

".......TO THE INVISIBLE BOAT-MOBILE!" Nova yelled, and then him and Ze ran out of Sugarcube Corner as fast as they could.

"Bastards..." Austin mumbled.

One hour Later.....

The Everfree Cave.....

It was one hour, on the DOT. Rainbow Dash had gotten there in perfect time....Which she wasn't used to doing. From in the Air, she could only see one other soul There....And if she was there for why she THOUGHT she was there....Rainbow Dash's mind would be fucked beyond belief. She landed on the ground, and the mare was looking right back at her with the same sweet Smile she always had.

"....Fluttershy....?" Rainbow Dash stammered. "Oh HELL no...." She thought to herself.

Rainbow Dash stared at Fluttershy in a very shocked manner. She had received a letter from her secret admirer that had gestured her towards the cave close to the Everfree Forest. Fluttershy was without a doubt, the equivalent of a scaredy-cat in Ponyville. She was afraid of her own shadow, for crying out loud. But nothing perhaps scared her more than the Everfree Forest.....And that INCLUDED the dark and eerie cave that was placed deep within the Forest. Why would Fluttershy be anywhere near this location, of all places? Because there was NO WAY she was the one who wrote that letter....No way.....

"Oh, hi, Rainbow Dash...." Fluttershy said in her usual sweet but soft manner. "I'm glad you came."

"Hi, Fluttershy." Rainbow Dash replied nervously. "I sure hope you're here because you were sleepwalking or something...."

Fluttershy shook her head. "Oh no, Rainbow Dash....Nothing like that...."

"Then.....Why are you here?" Rainbow asked, hopefully she wouldn't give her the answer she thought.

Fluttershy was a bit confused. "What do you mean? You got my letter...Didn't you?"

Rainbow Dash couldn't believe it. "That was YOUR letter?" She was barely able to ask.

"I know what you are thinking..." Fluttershy replied, talking even quieter now. "Yes, I wrote that letter....And everything I wrote.....Was true."

"What are you saying....?" Rainbow Dash asked, shocked beyond belief.

"I would've told you before..." Fluttershy began. "But....I feared you would turn me down....Or make fun of me....Plus, I'm so shy....That-"

Rainbow Dash interrupted her. "Fluttershy....Cut to the chase. Do you have a crush on me?" She demandingly asked.

Fluttershy was quiet, and wouldn't say a word. All she could do was look at the ground. "FLUTTERSHY......TELL ME." Rainbow demanded once again, her tone much higher now.

Fluttershy announced in the lightest whisper that had ever escaped her mouth, "...Yes..." It was barely audible, but Rainbow Dash could still hear it.

All Rainbow could do at this point, was sigh. She did not expect Fluttershy of all ponies, to like her. "Go ahead.....I know I don't have a chance...." Fluttershy retorted, backing away.

This was too crazy for Dash to take, but still, she gave Fluttershy a supporting smile. "Hold on, Fluttershy.....Let's talk about this."

Fluttershy gasped. "You...Want to....." She then gulped. "....Talk?"

Dash nodded. "Of course. Yeah, this is extra weird, but I'm your friend, and I want you to tell me what attracted these feelings...."

"I....I can't....." Fluttershy squeaked out.

"Why not?" Dash asked, raising an eyebrow.

".....You.....You wouldn't understand...." Fluttershy choked out, barely able to look Rainbow Dash in the eye.

"You're right....." Dash replied. "I definitely DON'T understand. But if we could talk about this....Maybe I could get a better understanding of your feelings..." She smiled.

Fluttershy sighed. "Animals aren't the only things I love, you know.....I wasn't sure at first, but now I realize....I've found something I love more than all the animals in the World...."

Rainbow Dash KNEW where this was going, but she would ask anyway. "What would that be?"

Fluttershy blushed. "You....." Dash groaned. "Ever since Flight School, when you stood up for me when I wasn't that good of a flyer, I thought you were....So cool. That's all it was at first, because I didn't feel the type of feelings I do now back then. And your Sonic Rainboom, it allowed me to gain my Cutie Mark...It allowed me to love Animals. I am forever committed to your Talents, Rainbow Dash...."

"I'm not sure how to respond to that...." Dash replied.

"I understand." Fluttershy replied. "As we grew older.....These feelings started building up inside me. I couldn't tell what they were, but they gave me the nudge....To get closer to you....Anyway I could. But I couldn't do that, because of my shyness. And it got even worse as I got older.....I was becoming a bit more socially active as Time went on, but I still wasn't brave enough to release my feelings to you......And that's what attracts me to you, Rainbow Dash....You're nothing like me. You are the bravest pony I've ever met, you have the confidence that I don't have. Sometimes...I feel like I'm too nice, a doormat, in other words. But you? You're nice when it's necessary, but when the Time comes, you can be a little rotten....I wish I could do that." Fluttershy noticed Rainbow Dash still wasn't following.

"I know I'm telling you all of this when you least expected it..." Fluttershy continued. "But just today, I got the courage to pour my heart out to you.....I-I like you, Rainbow Dash.....As a friend, yes. But....I also would like to take it to the next Level.....You are the polar opposite of me....And that's what attracts me to you. Not only that, but I find your mullet to be.....LOVELY." Rainbow Dash still just stood there, her mouth agape. She had no words, once again, but it also felt like her body had shut down on her. She couldn't move a muscle.

"But, you know....If you don't want what I want....Then-Then that's okay, too...." Fluttershy said, looking down at the ground. "We can still be Friends...But I just want you to know....That my attraction to you will NEVER go away......You're special, Rainbow Dash. In a good way....But, I'm sure you already knew this."

"......No, I didn't..." Rainbow Dash finally replied quietly.

"What was that?" Fluttershy asked.

"I didn't know I was special, Fluttershy...." Rainbow Dash replied. "Everytime I try to get a Colt, ya know, as a Boyfriend, they tell me....That they....That they think I'm a colt...." Fluttershy gasped.

"Yeah, I'm fast and all, and Loyal and all that stuff I've heard before....But Fluttershy.....I'm not special....I'm just.....I'm just an Ugly mare....With a ugly Hairstyle....Who looks like a Colt...." Rainbow Dash truly believed these words. They stung, but she believed in them. "How could you be attracted to Me....When noone else is?" At that statement, Rainbow Dash felt a tear run down her cheek. Yup, this day was sucking.....

Fluttershy trotted over to Rainbow Dash. "You want to know why I'm attracted to you? It's because I have real emotions......Something those colts obviously don't have. I respect you You look nothing like a Colt....In my eyes, you look like a Breath-taking Mare. My heart skips a beat everytime I see you....I smile everytime you make your presence. To even make a pun....Rainbow Dash.....You make my body Flutter with excitement. You put the Flutter....In Fluttershy....When I see you flying over my Cottage every day....I realize that Angels DO exist. You aren't ugly, nor is your hair, your personality is Admirable.....Rainbow Dash....Listen to me when I tell you....No part of your Anatomy is Ugly. Noone is perfect, but the closest thing to it....Would be you." Fluttershy could have gone on and all day, but her words were halted by a light kiss from Rainbow Dash.

"You know....For such a shy pony, you can't Shut up when talking about your feelings." Rainbow Dash said, giggling.

"I'm SO sorry..." Fluttershy apologized, blushing. "I could just...Talk about you forever." The two mares looked deep into eachother's eyes, each acquiring feelings they never knew they had.

"Yeah? Well, talk is cheap....Let me teach you how to shut up a bit...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7aDBgUUs3A

Meanwhile....

Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman wandered through the Everfree Forest. Yes, school was about 3 hours away from being over, but, lucky for them, they were kicked out. All they had done was terrorize the class. They farted, burped, mooned, referenced how large their boners were, cussed...Need I go on? There favorite cuss word of the day happened to be Bitch. EVERYONE in class was a Bitch. Kyle and Stan mumbled how Ms. Cheerilee was a bitch, which she couldn't hear of course, but Cartman? Some would say...He was a bit braver. He flat-out, right in front of his teacher's face, called her a Bitch. He even spelled it out on the chalkboard. THAT was the last straw, they were thrown out after that.

But, before that, Cartman called Twist a quote, "No souled Ginger with an endless supply of Saliva." That's ONE foal sent to the Counselor's office because of uncontrollable crying...Fred Fredburger was a "Retarded bitch." TWO foals sent to the Counselor's office. Dinky Hooves was a "Fucked up eyes Bitch." THREE foals sent to the counselor's office. Apple Bloom was a "Hillbilly bitch." But she didn't cry, because she was tough enough. Sweetie Belle was "A cum-colored bitch with a Head boner." She didn't cry either, though...Probably because she didn't have a clue what these words meant. Scootaloo was "A chicken Shit who ate bitches for Breakfast." Scootaloo didn't cry either, of course....She did threaten to hurt them all, though, like THAT would stop them. The boys had been getting along with Damian, Kit and Tate. They said they were just like them, and the boys thanked the four for taking the CMC's down a notch. But, all signs of friendship Between them were blown up, when Cartman called Diamond Tiara a "Pink bitch with a skunk Stripe in her mane." Stan than told her she should "Stick that shiny piece of Crap on her head up her Ass." Diamond Tiara didn't cry either, she was a bitch Filly, so she one upped all four of them by consecutively kicking them in the nuts.

"I can't believe that Skunk bitch kicked me in the balls!" Cartman complained.

"You called her a bitch, fatass!" Kyle retorted.

"I'M NOT FAT I'M BIG BONED!" Cartman yelled.

Kenny mumbled something inaudible, but the boys used their magical "I can hear Muffled ponies" powers to understand him perfectly.

"She kicked you cuz you're poor, Kenny." Stan answered.

"Shut the fuck up, dude." Kenny mumbled.

"Anyway, atleast we're out of school Now..." Kyle said, looking on the bright side. "But my parents are going to KILL me! And I didn't even do anything!"

"Well, that's what you get for hanging out with bad friends, Jew boy..." Cartman teased.

"You aren't my friend, Fatty." Kyle replied.

"YEAH I AM, KIEL!" Cartman yelled. "We make fun of Eachother all day! You're mah friend...GET OVER IT!"

"He's right, dude...." Stan added.

"Shut up, Stan..." Kyle growled. All of a sudden, the four boys heard some annoying sucking noises close to them.

"...The fuck is that?" Cartman said in an annoyed matter. The four boys peaked around the corner of the Cave, and saw Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy kissing. Not making out, just kissing eachother ever so delicately.

"HOLY SHIT, DUDE!" Stan silently screamed. If the two Mares heard them eavesdropping on their kissing, who knows what would happen?

Cartman laughed, but not as loud so Dash and Fluttershy heard. He pulled out a camera, from seemingly out of nowhere.

"Where the hell'd you get that, dude?" Kenny mumbled.

"Probably pulled it out of his Fat-ass." Kyle said, chuckling.

"No, Kiel!" Cartman shouted quietly. "Only the morons going into prison do That!" Kyle just rolled his eyes.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, DUDE?" Stan cried as Cartman looked like he was about to take a picture.

"The hell's it look Like? I'm capturing the Moment!" Cartman replied. Then, in a Flash (PUN!), the Lens clicked. The two mares were so entranced by the kiss, the never even noticed what would have been a blinding flash in their Eyes.

"SWWWEEETTTT." Cartman slowly said in delight. He then started to shake the Polaroid picture.

"What are you gonna do with that, dude?" Stan asked curiously.

Cartman was about to answer, but the boys were interrupted by the presence...Of Pyro-Zi.

"Hello, little foals..." Pyro-Zi said with a disturbing grin.

"HOLY SHIT! WHO ARE YOU?!" Kyle yelled quietly.

Pyro-Zi frowned. "You do not know who I am?" The four boys just shook their heads. "I....Am Emperor Pyro-Zi."

"The hell you want, Emperor Ass-cheeks?" Cartman boldly said.

Pyro-Zi raised an eyebrow. "I can kill you, so I'd watch your filthy Pony mouth if I were you...." Cartman gulped, and finally shut his mouth. "What are you four doing on MY property?" He demanded.

"Cartman was spying on....Those two." Stan answered, gesturing around the corner. Pyro-Zi looked, and what he saw....Made him nearly squeal in Delight.

"OH YES!" Pyro-Zi quietly screamed. "What a simply MARVELOUS revelation! Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.....ARE LOVERS!"

"Hell yeah, dude!" Cartman replied happily. "And I've got the proof to go with it!" He showed Pyro-Zi the picture, and Pyro-Zi's grin now grew three-fold.

"I NEED this picture, boys...." Pyro-Zi said, almost in a pleading way. Which he NEVER did.

"No way, asshole!" Cartman said, forcefully grabbing the Picture back.

Pyro-Zi still had an idea, though, in a last minute attempt, he grabbed Kenny. Kenny immediately yelped, sending his friends into a gasp.

"Let him go, dude!" Stan pleaded.

"Yeah, yeah....Here's the picture, even!" Cartman said, quickly handing the picture over to Pyro-Zi. Success....Pyro-Zi smirked, but instead of putting Kenny down, he used full force, and twisted the poor Boy's neck. Survival from such strength...Was not possible. Upon twisting the boys neck, Pyro-Zi then let him go, and all Kenny's lifeless body could do, was fall to the ground with a thud.

"Thank you for the Picture, boys..." Pyro-Zi cackled, and then walked away. He didn't know how he would be able to get back into his Lair, though, since Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy would notice either him or the door opening, so he would just have to wait it out.

Kyle, Cartman and Stan's mouth were dropped almost to their feet. They just witnessed their friend die...Right in front of their very eyes.....

"Oh my God...." Stan quietly stammered. "They...They killed Kenny..."

"You.....You bastard...." Kyle added. The boys wouldn't move, they lost their best friend....In the span of a Minute, a random purple guy arrived, watched two Mares kiss, stole a photograph, and kill Kenny McCormick....

Cartman was the saddest of all. Kyle and Stan placed their hooves on his shoulders, and kept repeating it would be all right. "My.....MY PHOTO....." Was all Cartman could say as a reply. "It's.....IT'S....GONE..."

Kyle immediately snapped. "WHAT?! Kenny's dead, and all you can think about is that damn Photo!?"

"Well, YEAH! I was going to use that to Jack off!" Cartman cried. Kyle just growled ferociously, and kicked Cartman in the balls as hard as he could. Cartman crumpled to the ground, and even coughed up some blood.

"YOU BASTARD, CARTMAN! YOU BASTARD!" Kyle yelled, and then walked off.

Stan could admit, what Cartman said was BEYOND douchey, but still...That was Cartman. Just like Pinkie was so full of life...Cartman was so...Full of asshole remarks. Kyle knew this better than anybody, he just couldn't accept it. Stan helped the ball-hurt Cartman up.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT FOR?!" Cartman demanded to know.

"Because, dude....You cared more about that Photo than Kenny..." Stan answered.

"Well, yeah I did!" Cartman said as a matter-of-factly. "I don't jack off to Kenny! I jack off to hot pony pictures!" Stan just sighed, and walked off. "That doesn't mean I don't miss Kenny, though! Wait up, guys!" Cartman trotted off after his long gone friends.

And while all of this was Happening.....Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were STILL kissing eachother ever so sweetly....And Pyro-Zi was getting it ALL on tape....

--------TO BE CONTINUED---------