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It was another bright and shiny day in Equestria. Day three of the Human invasion had officially begun. Effective today, Ponyville had new Paperboys, it was none other than Kit, Damian, and Tate. Featherweight quit due to his parents becoming too worried about their son getting an injury. So the boys applied for the job, and got it. But since it was only a one seat bike, and not three, a wheelbarrow was attached to the bike so Damian and Tate could come along for the ride. They all had their papers to pass out, and would have to follow the path they were given. They had started at 6:30, and didn't have much more ground to cover.

Marcus Sims stepped out of Sugarcube Corner right when Tate threw one of the newspapers, it smacked him smack dab in the face. "Oops!" Tate yelled, a derpy smile on his face. "Sorry, Marcus!"

Marcus grumbled. "Stupid little fucks...." He picked up the newspaper, and when he stepped back inside Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie was right in his face.

"You shouldn't curse at the children, Marky!" She said, giggling.

"WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET UP?!" Marcus screamed, he was convinced this bitch was watching his every move.

"Oooohhhhh....About 2 seconds ago." She answered with delight.

"What the?! WHAT-" Marcus stammered. "You woke up two seconds ago, and you're fast enough to get right in my Face?!"

"Mmm hmm." Pinkie said, nodded. "Didn't make my bed. The first thing I always do in the morning is say hi to my Friends! HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!" She screamed, causing Marcus' ears-drums to tear a bit.

Marcus sighed loudly. "Hi, Pinkie...."

"HOW ARE YOU?" Pinkie asked, smiling widely.

"A bit annoyed..." Marcus answered with a grunt.

"WHY? WHY? WHY?" She asked, jumping up and down. Marcus' eyes followed her as she went up and down.

"Because....Of...This...." He answered.

"WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO STOP?" She asked thoughtfully.

"If you don't I make you." Marcus threatened. Pinkie immediately stopped. Marcus began skimming through the paper, he stopped when he saw an add in the Help Wanted section that interested him....

"Okay, well, I've gotta go say hello to all my other friends." Pinkie explained, getting ready to walk out. "BYE, MARKY-"

"Pinkie, wait!" Marcus interrupted, causing Pinkie to stop dead in her tracks.

"Yeah?" She asked curiously.

"Do you mind if me and the Guys have a meeting here later today?"

"What kind of meeting?"

"I found a job that We can ALL do." Marcus answered excitedly.

"COOOOOLLLL!" Pinkie said, happy for her friend. "What time will the meeting be?"

"11:00." Marcus answered.

"OKIE DOKIE LOKIE!" Pinkie said happily. "I'll tell all the boys to meet you here at 11:00 today. SEE YAAAAAAA!" With that, Pinkie hopped out of Sugarcube Corner.

Marcus continued to look at the ad. "This is AWESOME, just AWESOME!" He exclaimed.

One hour Later.....

Ponyville Elementary....

Kit, Damian and Tate finished up their newspaper duties earlier than they expected. And due to their new job, not only did they make 5 bits each, they also now were able to drive THEMSELVES to school. Which was good, since their dad had to give CM Punk his ATV back. The boys were even the first ones at School today, instead of close to being late the day before.

After a few Short moments, Apple Bloom arrived at school, and she was of course, glaring a whole through the boys, as the boys were doing in return.

"I can't believe I have to sit by this stupid bully..." Damian complained. Why would he say that out loud?!

"Ah can't believe ah have ta sit by an easily manipulated dummeh...." Apple Bloom retorted.

"I am not a Dummy!" Damian yelled.

A few moments later, Sweetie Belle and Scootloo arrived simultaneously.

"Hey, guys!" Scootaloo said, but the boys acted like they weren't listening.

"Don't even try, Scoots...." Apple Bloom warned. "They hate us now." She frowned.

"Nuh uh!" Sweetie Belle said, not believing. "Damian doesn't hate me! Do you, Damiiiaaannn?"

"I hate ALL bullies." Damian said, crossing his arms. This causes Sweetie Belle to gasp.

"NO! WHY, DAMIAN?!" Sweetie Belle pleaded, grabbing onto Damian's arm on the verge of tears.

"Tate....?" Scootaloo said, approaching Tate. "You don't hate us, do you?"

"Yup." Tate said, blowing a raspberry at Scootaloo. "You're the worst chicken buddy EVER!" Scootaloo gasped, not believing what she had just heard.

"Apple Bloom! WHAT HAPPENED?!" Sweetie Belle yelled.

"Diamond Tiara's gott'em in the palm of her hoof...." Apple Bloom answered.

"WHAT?!" Scootaloo and Apple Bloom exclaimed simultaneously.

"They just figured out what you guys were REALLY about....." Diamond Tiara said, entering the classroom with a flip of her mane.

"What are you talking about?!" Scootaloo demanded.

"What did you do to them!?" Sweetie Belle yelled.

"All DT did was inform us about your Ways." Kit explained. "We never would of expected you three to be Bullies.....But I guess it as too good to be true.

"WE AREN'T BULLIES!" The CMC's said at the same time, except Apple Bloom, who said "Ain't" instead of "Aren't."

"Not only are you bullies...." Diamond Tiara started. "But you're also LIARS!"

"WHAT?!" Sweetie Belle yelled, Scootaloo just kept hitting her head on her desk.

"Go ahead, girls...Be jealous.....I've got a Cutie Mark....And you all DON'T." Diamond teased. "You hate me because my Family is rich. You won't be friends with me. It's all just a sick game to you three...Not caring about anyone's feelings. You should be downright ASHAMED of yourselves!"

"Why you little...." Scootaloo growled, about ready to lunge and tare this Mare's throat out.

"We ain't done NONE of those things ta you!" Apple Bloom cried. "You're the bully here, NOT us!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk....." Diamond said, shaking her head. "It's over now, girls. I'm done. No matter how you try to bring me down from now on, it won't work....Your words don't hurt me, because I've got friends now.....REAL friends. Friends you don't deserve. And friends you will NEVER have." Damian, Kit and Tate stood by Diamond's side, which sealed the deal.

"Bullying is for......BULLIERS!" Tate said, not knowing what to say.

"Fine.....If that's how ya want it ta be...." Apple Bloom replied, and with that, the CMC's sat down, angry, frustrated, but most importantly....Sad. The worst thing was, the rest of the Class had witnessed the entire event Unfold. But the CMC's didn't care, they had just lost three of their friends....And they weren't sure if they could ever get Them back.

"Where in Equestria is Ms. Cheerilee?!" Diamond Tiara complained. "I need to file a serious bully complaint!" Just then, the door opened, and Ms. Cheerilee walked in, but she had 4 other colts with her. The class looked at the colts with curiosity, while the fattest colt just scowled at them.

"The hell you lookin' at?!" The fat colt said, resulting in numerous gasps from the class.

"Now, now," Ms. Cheerilee replied, trying to calm everyone down. "Class...I am pleased to announce that Today, we have 4 new students who will be joining us." Some of the class groaned, in particular, Diamond Tiara. "More idiots to conquer, I suppose...." Diamond thought to herself.

"Children, please..." Ms. Cheerilee continued. "This is Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, and Eric Cartman." Stan, Kyle and Kenny waved, Cartman just said, "Sup?"

"Boys...Why don't you tell us a little about yourselves?" Ms. Cheerilee suggested.

Cartman cleared his throat. "Alright then.....I'll go first....My name is Eric Cartman....I have a stuffed frog named Clydefrog, a Cat named Misto Kitteh, my favorite food is Cheesy poofs, and last but not least.....Kyle's a Jew." Kyle clenched his hoofs and gritted his teeth in frustration.

"Cartman......SHUT UP." Kyle warned.

"What are you gonna do, Kyle?" Cartman teased. "Hit me with your bag of Jew gold? I THINK NOT."

"Settle down, boys...." Ms. Cheerilee said, rolling her eyes. THIS was going to be hard....

"My name's Kyle Broflovski......And I'm just going to throw it out there. I AM a Jew." Too bad there weren't any Jews in Equestria, so this confused the kids.

"HAHA! JEW!" Cartman teased. Kyle was about to punch Cartman, but he just sighed and continued talking. "And.....I WANT TO KILL CARTMAN....That is all."

"Yeah, he does." Cartman replied, smiling innocently. "I'm going to call the cops on Him."

"That's pretty low, dude..." Stan said. "Anyway, my name is Stan Marsh. And I can hold my Breath underwater longer than anyone else."

"And Stan's not a Jew." Cartman implied.

Finally, Kenny was up, but his speech is muffled, of course, thanks to his jacket, so everything he said was not heard.

"Kenny, sweetie? Don't you think you should take off your jacket...So we can hear your better?" Ms. Cheerilee suggested.

"Kenny's an ugly ass kid." Cartman explained. "So of course he isn't taking his jacket off! I happen to know Kenny better than anyone else....So I will tell you all about him. His family...Is nothing but HICKS. They are poor, and get drunk and punch eachother all night. All Kenny has for dinner every night is a Poptart. And worst of all.....He is addicted to cat urine. Ain't that right, Kenny?" Kenny nodded, and shrugged.

"Wow..." Diamond Tiara thought. "Looks like him and Apple Bloom would get along quite well. Except for the cat pee part....Unless of course Apple Bloom's into that." She then cringed.

"Ummm....Thank you boys..." Ms. Cheerile said, her eyes bugged out. "That was....Nice.....You 4 can sit way in the back, next to Twist." The boys nodded, and went to the very back. The order of seating went Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and then unfortunately....Twist.

The first thing Cartman said to Twist was, "Hey! You're a Ginger! Just like Kyle!"

Twist was confused. "Whaths a Ginger?" She asked.

Cartman began to laugh uncontrollably. "OH WOW! SHE'S GOT A LISP, TOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! LOOK GUYS, SHE'S GOT A LISP! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Ms. Cheerilee just facehoofed. This. Was. Going. To. Suck....

A few Hours later....

Sugarcube Corner.....

The meeting was about to begin. Pinkie got everyone over to Sugarcube Corner in record time. Chairs were lined up in a circle in the corner, that way none of the customers could hear the guys talking.

"So, Marky...." Punk began. "What's this meeting about?"

"YEAH! WHAT'S IT ABOUT? HUH! HUH!" Pinkie said hopping up and down.

"This is kind of....Private, Pinkie." Freddie said. "So if you could just...."

"Fuck off, Pinkie." Marcus said flatly. Pinkie couldn't be hurt by words, so she just smiled and hopped off.

"That was pretty harsh..." Nova said. "You're a total dick...." Marcus just waved the insult off. After all, he was used to it.

"Let's cut to the chase, Guys..." Marcus began. "I was looking in the paper today, and found a Job that is PERFECT for all of us!" This made everyone else quite curious.

"What is it, dude?" Austin asked. He needed a job, anyway.

Marcus smiled widely, which he didn't do often. This HAD to of been special.... ".....Wrestlers." He answered.

"Damn, dude." Freddie replied. "I never thought of that. It's something we love to do....And something that pays a shit load of Money!"

"Right." Marcus continued. "There's a wrestling Camp RIGHT HERE in Ponyville, too!"

"Hell yeah! Let's do it!" Punk said excitedly. "I'm gonna get some more Gold around this waist!"

"Me and Ze are gonna pass on this, guys." Nova said.

"What?" Austin said, flabbergasted. "What are you talking about, Nova?!"

"Tell 'em, Ze...." Nova said.

"Ze and James have come to the conclusion...." Ze began. "That.....WE SUCK AT WRESTLING."

"Oh no shit...." Marcus said. "Everyone in existence fucking knew that." Ze and Nova nodded, any other time they wouldn't have, though....

"You guys SURE you don't wanna be a Wrestler?"

"Ze's answer is final. And so is James'." Ze replied, Nova nodded.

"Well, all right then." Marcus replied.

"Hey, I think I have an idea about this new Job of ours..." Freddie blurted out.

"What is it?" Punk asked.

"Well..." Freddie began. "If Ze and Nova are out, we should recruit two other people to Join us at Wrestling camp...."

"Good idea, Freddie." Austin said, impressed. "But who?"

Freddie smiled. "I have the perfect ponies in mind...."

Meanwhile....

Cloudsdale....

Rainbow Dash should have been controlling the clouds, but, as usual, she was slacking off, lounging back in a cloud, of course. Everything was peaceful....Until a random flying letter smacked her in the face.

"WHOA! WHAT THE?" Rainbow Dash screamed, taken off guard. "A letter.....To me?" She then smirked. "Must be some more Fanmail...." She then began to read the Letter.

Dear Rainbow Dash,

Meet me at the Cave by the Everfree Forest in one hour.

Sincerely, Your Secret Admirer.....XoXo.

I guess you could say, it was Fanmail....

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