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Nightmares In Paradise

by fred2266

Chapter 22: Let's Get RAW

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One hour later....

Sweet Apple Acres....

CM Punk came back to the farm, to let everyone know that he was going to move in with Rarity.

Freddie chuckled. "Oh, Phil...You sly dog, you...." Freddie always told Punk that chicks, and in this case, mares dig the beard.

"I don't think she likes me, Hediger." Punk replied. "She just wants company around her, and since Nathan and Zane.....Got kidnapped, she asked me."

Freddie was a bit shocked, not sure if he heard that correctly. "What was that? Did you say that Zane and Nathan got....Kidnapped?"

Punk sighed. "Kidnapped, Bronynapped, Retardnapped, Annoyingfuckernapped....Who cares?! They're out of our life, and that's all that matters."

Freddie nodded. The only thing the Bronies did for him was get him to watch My Little Pony, and if he ever found them, he would thank them, and then....He'd wish them good luck in Hell...Then leave. Yup, he's a good person. "I'm still worried, though...About Marcus...."

Punk looked at the ground with a sad expression. "Yeah. me too....His secret must be pretty damn horrible if he has to RUN away when someone confronts him about it. I'm gonna go look for him on my way to Rarity's place."

Freddie nodded. "I've looked around a bit, myself...And can't find him, either. But I'm sure he'll show up somewhere. He's not one to just quit on life."

Punk nodded. "Yeah, he's a tough kid." Punk then noticed the bag of bits in Freddie's hand. "Where the hell you going with that money?"

Freddie blushed, not sure if he should answer it, but he decided he would, anyway. "I've been clamoring for some liquor, man...." Punk facehoofed immediately. "I asked Applejack where the liquor store was, and she said it was close to Rarity's. It's owned by a pony named Berry Punch. I'm gonna go get some right now."

"You pathetic bastard..." Punk said, shaking his head. Freddie scowled.

"Hey! I need this shit, man...." Freddie exclaimed. "I mean...Look where we are! Fucking talking ponies are around us, for fuck's sake. Maybe the liquor will fuck up my brain, and make me think I'm still talking to humans." He and Punk chuckled.

"I'm gonna laugh when I see you passed out, floating on top of the Water by the bridge." Punk replied.

Freddie laughed. "Been there, done that....." He said.

Punk chuckled, but still shook his head. "Man, I love my friends....." He thought to himself. He then called out to Applejack, "I'll see ya later, AJ, and BM!"

Applejack and Big Mac waved. "Ya'll have a safe trip now!" She said. With that, Freddie and Punk walked with eachother, each having their own destinations in mind.

Four hours later.....

The original Pyro-Zi, PZ-1, PZ-2, PZ-4, and PZ-5 were patiently waiting outside their base. They got the message from PZ-3, wait outside the cave, but they had been waiting for about an hour, and honestly, they weren't very patient.

Just before their patient ran dry, PZ-3 came zooming in on his rocket shoes. He made a soft landing on the ground, and looked to have a devilish look plastered on his face.

"Well, well, well...." PZ-2 said. "It's about time you showed up...."

"I sincerely apologize for keeping you all waiting..." PZ-3 said. "But, my surprise was....Holding me back a bit...."

"Very well...." The original Pyro-Zi replied, he then noticed the bag PZ-3 was carrying. "What is in the bag?"

"This?" PZ-3 replied. "This....Is my surprise. Let us go inside the cave.....Just in case someone sees us."

Pyro-Zi and the other clones, nodded. Pyro-Zi typed in the code to open the metallic door, "Zansux", which has a story that goes with it, and they were in.

"Alright," PZ-1 said. "We are in....Now, reveal!"

PZ-3 nodded, and pulled on the drawstring of the bag, turned it upside down, and out came Zane and Nathan. Pyro-Zi and the clones gasped at the site of two of their co-workers.

"So?" Pyro-Zi said, not impressed. "It's just the ones called Zane and Nathan. What do they matter?"

"Don't you see?" PZ-3 replied. "Zane and Nathan watch the Television show all of these Ponies appear on. And from what they told me, they know more about these characters than we could possibly know!"

"I think I understand...." PZ-5 blurted out. "So, we interrogate them into telling us all the know about the Elements of Harmony?"

PZ-3 nodded. "Precisely. Not only the Elements of Harmony, but anything else about Equestria. Their knowledge of this continent goes Quite far."

Pyro-Zi, and the clones smirked. "Fantastic job, PZ-3!" Pyro-Zi congratulated, which resulted in a bow from PZ-3. "You have made a great discovery....Tie them up, and we can get to work...."

Zane and Nathan gulped, they were about to run away, but before they even had a chance, PZ-3 tied them up with some exclusive Oncerope. It was powered, by powerful Onceria energy watts. If Pyro-Zi felt those tied up were being a bit too...Fussy, he could press a button, and 50,000 watts of Onceria electricity would send shockwaves through their bodies. Not enough to kill them, but still enough to let them know who the boss is.

"I wouldn't squirm if I were you...." Pyro-Zi warned, and revealed the button to them. "You get antsy, my thumb gets antsy, and presses the button. And we wouldn't want that, would we?" Zane and Nathan slowly but surely shook their heads, this please Pyro-Zi. "Good....Now, let's begin...."

One hour later....

Monday Night RAW....

The crowd was electric, as the pryo exploded throughout the arena. It was 8:00, and it was Monday. For Wrestling fans all over the World, this meant only one thing....It was time, for the most watched Television Show at the current Moment, Monday Night RAW!

"Welcome everyone....To Monday...Night RAW!" Exclaimed Michael Cole, the lead announcer of the RAW broadcast team. "I, am Michael Cole, and I am alongside Alex Shelley, and Simon Cowell!"

"Thank you very much, Mitchell." Simon Cowell said, resulting in a facepalm from Alex Shelley. "What was that hand gesture for, Wheelie?"

"I'll tell you what it was for......YOU STUPID SON OF A..." Alex tried to finish his statement, but Michael quickly stopped before this went too far.

"Comeon, you two.....Mr. Lauranaitis is in the ring, and I've been told he has a big Announcement regarding the current state of the WWE."

"Fuck that prick!" Shelley exclaimed. "He smokes 6 packs of cigarettes a day."

"You cur!" Cowell responded. "Have some respect for your boss! Would you be saying those same things about me if I was GM?"

"Fuck no..." Shelley answered. ".....I'D SAY STUFF MUCH WORSE!" He then erupted in a storm of Laughter. Cowell just scowled.

"May I have your attention, please....?" The crowd erupted in a chorus of boss as John Lauranaitis began to talk. "My name.....Is Mr. John Lauranaitis....I am the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations....And the NEW, Permanent General Manager....Of both RAW, and Smackdown!" He exclaimed, with a grin on his face. He was right, Alexis Washington, the FORMER General Manager of Smackdown, and Freddie's wife, was now fired, and the Board of Directors figured Big Johnny had what it took to manage both brands, so he got the Job.

Some random fat guy from the Crowd was not happy about this decision, however, as he yelled, "SHUT UP, FAGGOT!" Mr. Lauranaitis heard this, and keeping as cool as a cucumber, just continued smiling and replied, "Thank you! You will be receiving a Christmas Card from me, sir!" The crowd booed some more.

"If he can even buy a Christmas Card after wasting all his money on cigarettes...." Shelley mumbled, but Simon quickly shushed him.

"I, have a Major announcement tonight..." Lauranaitis continued. "It involves a multitude of Superstars, and even our own WWE Champion...Last night, at the end of the Over a Limit Pay Per View..."

"It's Over THE Limit, dumbass!" Shelley yelled, but Simon once again shushed him.

"WWE Officials noted that many WWE Superstars, were not in the locker room....Security cameras show, that they never even left the Building. This brings up many questions, and for right now, I have the important Job to tell you all, the WWE Universe...That the following Superstars, are now...Among the missing..." The crowd gasped, and the cameras were showing many had a look of perplexity on their face.

"Ryback....." Lauranaitis began listing off names. "Austin Ross.....Nathan Bougeno....Zane Dotson......Nova....Ze....United States Champion, Marcus Sims....Pyro-Zi.....WWE Champion, CM Punk.....WWE Chairman, Freddie Hediger....And finally, Freddie's children, Damian, Kit, and Tate." Many jaws were dropped. The crowd wondered how this could happen? How could so many WWE Superstars be missing?

"Oh my god...." Cole mumbled sincerely.

Lauranaitis tried to calm everyone down. "I know you all have questions about the whereabouts of such Superstars....You all must have questions, but the fact of the Matter is....I don't have answers. In fact, nobody does right now. Although, inside the locker room, that all these Superstars shared, I think it is worthy to note, that we found some type of device....What the device does, we do not know. But, we can gather that it belongs to Pyro-Zi. We will find out what the device does, and if it leads us to the residence of our lost Superstars. Do NOT worry, this is a travesty, yes. Be we PROMISE you all this, we WILL find these young Men and children, and bring them back to your Television screens...As soon as Possible!" The crowd began cheering, not for Lauranaitis, bot for justice. "Thank you all for your time....And try to have a great Night!" With that,, Lauranaitis left, leaving the fans to feel better, but the fact was....This had all happened so quickly, many of them had no idea how to react.

"How in the hell does something like this happen?!" Shelley wondered.

"I'm not sure, Alex...." Cole replied. "But we have NO United States Champion, NO WWE Champion....Hell, we don't even have a CHAIRMAN! This is absolutely AWFUL!"

"Serves them right...." Cowell said, causing an immediate nut shot from Shelley, which sent him crumbling to the ground.

"You asshole..." Shelley exclaimed. "I hope you become among the Missing!"

Meanwhile.....

Pyro-Zi and his clones were pleased. They had milked out everything Zane and Nathan knew about Equestria, and honestly, it was A LOT! But Pyro-Zi's computer could still tell even more.

"What are you gonna do with us?" Zane asked, obviously terrified.

Pyro-Zi and his clones gave eachother looks, trying to think of a worthy answer.

"What would you like us to do with you?" PZ-2 asked.

"Let us go without any harm." Nathan answered, Zane nodded.

It looked like Pyro-Zi and his clones were going to agree to that decision, but before they could say yes, PZ-3 pulled out a large Katana, and quickly slashed off both of their heads. The blood squirted all over the cave, and some moved onto PZ-3's face.

"Letting you go would be....Too civil...." PZ-3 said with a smirk.

"You.....Are soooo.....RUDE." PZ-5 exclaimed with a scowl. PZ-3 just shrugged.

Two hours later.....

Marcus was standing at the door of Sugarcube Corner. He was sure that Pinkie Pie would be there once he opened the door, crying more than she ever had in her life. Marcus would just have to deal with it.

He sighed, and opened the door, the lights were still on, and Marcus' prediction was correct. Pinkie was 10 feet away from him, and as soon as she saw Marcus, she hopped in excitement.

"MARKY! YOU'RE BACK!" Pinkie screamed, and immediately pulled Marcus in for a hug. Marcus still felt wrong about hugging a Pony, but he didn't want to be rude, so he just took the Punishment.

"Yeah...." Was all Marcus could say as a reply.

"I was SOOOO worried about you!" Pinkie exclaimed, on the verge of tears. "EVERYPONY was!"

"I just needed some time to think for Myself...." Marcus replied.

"Are you alright?" Pinkie asked with concern.

Marcus smiled. "I'm fine. I just hope you realize, I can't tell you my secret....."

Pinkie smiled understandingly. "I know! I wish you could, though....But I understand. I have a lot of secrets I'm too scared to tell people, too!"

"Yeah? Well, this secret is bigger than yours...." Marcus mumbled, but Pinkie heard.

"Did someone get hurt?" Pinkie asked curiously.

Marcus began to think about his mom, and then sudden flashbacks from that eerie day entered his brain once again.

"Can't tell ya...." Marcus replied. "...It's a secret...."

-------TO BE CONTINUED---------

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