Sweet Apple Acres...

Applejack and Apple Bloom got home about 5 minutes before Freddie and his kids, the reason being? Freddie was late picking them up.....After all, Freddie was not used to picking up his children from school. Since they were always on the road with their father, they had their own Tutor that kept them up to par with the other children at school. This tutor seemed to be smarter than any Teacher the boys had ever had, but Tate just could not grasp the concept of Division....He got the Multiplication and Division signs mixed up, but he wasn't exactly the brightest out of his brothers and him. Freddie was once so worry about his Mental Capacities, he took him to a special doctor to see if there was anything wrong with him, but it seemed like Tate had a perfect mind-frame, but just learned and caught on slowly.

"How was school, Apple Bloom?" Applejack asked her sister.

"It was....." Apple Bloom sighed. ".....Fine....." Applejack noticed the disdain in her sister's voice, and became concerned.

"It don't sound like ya'll had a fine time..." Applejack replied. "Somethin' wrong Apple Bloom?"

Apple Bloom didn't know if she should tattle on Kit. It seemed like he wanted nothing to do with her or her friends, all thanks to Diamond Tiara, but if they were to ever make amends, would Tattle-tailing really help the cause? But, she didn't want to lie to her sister, the very own Element of Honesty, after all. So she decided she would tell the truth. "It's Kit...." Apple Bloom started. "He seemed ta like me when he first got here, but today at School...He seemed like he wanted nothin' ta do with me." Applejack frowned.

"What would make Kit turn heel all'uva sudden?" Applejack asked. HA! Wrestling reference.

"Whats'a 'Heel'?" Apple Bloom asked curiously.

"It's just fancy talk for when someone becomes a bad apple." Applejack answered. "Confound these Wrestlers....They drive me to learn their lingo." She though to herself.

"Ooooohhhhh...." Apple Bloom said, she would have to remember that word. "I git it. But, I don't know wha Kit would hate me all uva sudden...." She frowned, and looked down at the ground sadly. She didn't want to tell on Diamond Tiara, either, Apple Bloom would live up to the Apple family tradition of NEVER tattling.

"Ya just need ta remember, sis..." Applejack said, trying to think positive. "Them boys aren't used ta Ponies, non-the-less TALKIN' ponies! They probly just need ta get used to ya, and then they'll be as nice as can be!"

"But that's the problem, sis..." Apple Bloom explained. "Damian and Tate like me, but Kit it being a....Heel."

"Maybe he's the least friendly outta'the bunch." Applejack said, smiling warmly. "Remember, sis, them humans have the same personality traits as all us Pony folk. They can be Honest like me, generous like Rarity, Loyal like Rainbow Dash, hyper and full'a life like Pinkie Pie, or Shy like Fluttershy. Except ah don't think that humans can use magic...." She chuckled, which made Apple Bloom smiled.

"You're right, sis!" Apple Bloom said excitedly. "Ah just need ta be a good friend, and be patient for mah own friends ta come ta me!" She then gasped. "Maybe ah'll get my Cutie Mark for being a good friend!"

Applejack laughed. "Whoa there, pardner....Ya'll are the best friend a lil' filly could have. You'll find your special talent one these days, Apple Bloom. Don't ya forget that."

Apple Bloom nodded, but seriously wondered when that day would come. A few moments later, Freddie and his kids had arrived home, ATV in all in place. Freddie was still shocked he hadn't crashed the damn thing yet.

"We're back." Freddie said. "Can't believe I was late....." He was seriously frustrated that he forgot to pick his own kids up. What a dick.

"It's alright, dad!" Kit stated for the thousandth time. "You're not used to picking us up. We understand if you're late."

"Yeah!" Damian said happily. "Besides, the wait is worth it to get to ride in this BABY." He gestured towards the ATV, petting the hood of it.

"Yeah!" Tate said grinning. "It's......It's........YEAH!" He sure does have an extended vocabulary, doesn't he?

"Ha guys!" Apple Bloom said to the boys, but they just ignored her. "Guys? Guys! I'm talkin' ta ya!"

Tate just cowered in fear. "Please......DON'T HURT ME!" Damian put a hoof on his shoulder to reassure him he'd be alright.

"It's alright, Tate....." Kit said. "We won't associate ourselves with this.....BULLY!" The word stabbed Apple Bloom like a knife to a male Porn Star's dick....Yeah, I know, GREAT analogy!

"Ah ain't a Bully! HONEST!" Apple Bloom pleaded the truth, bu the boys wouldn't be listening.

"What's going on here?" Freddie demanded. "I thought you guys were getting along PERFECTLY!"

"She's a bully, dad!" Damian answered with passion. Kit and Tate nodded angrily, well, atleast Kit nodded angrily, Tate nodded in fear of his life.

"What in the hay are you boys talkin' about?" Applejack answered with a stern voice. "Mah sister is nothin' but an ANGEL!"

"Our good friend Diamond Tiara showed us the LIGHT." Damian answered with confidence.

"Oh no!" Apple Bloom exclaimed. "Damian, Tate, she got ya'll two?!"

"Yeah, she did." Damian answered, Tate nodded. "So she has Money, Apple Bloom? Why do you have to go and make fun of her for it?!"

"Ah don't do that!" Apple Bloom pleaded. "She makes fun of ME for not havin' a Cutie Mark!"

"Boys...." Freddie started. "Who is Diamond Tiara?"

"Her dad's the rich guy who gave you all the money." Tate answered, feeling proud of himself for knowing.

"Oh....." Freddie replied, blinking. "That guy burns Money! I HATE HIM." He crossed his arms in fury.

"Ah assure you boys...." Applejack said to the boys. "Mah sister is anythin' but a Bully. Ya need ta realize that."

The boys still weren't listening, though. "You should BOTH talk to Diamond Tiara." Kit said. "You may learn something..." With that, him and his brothers walked off.

"Ya know what...." Freddie started. "I think we WILL have a talk with Diamond Tiara...." He said with an evil grin.

"What are ya thinkin'?" Applejack asked.

"You, me, and Ms. Cheerilee should have a Student conference with her tomorrow." He answered.

"By golleh, great Idea!" Apple Bloom said with glee. "You git that good for nothin' filly for all she's worth!"

"Great idea, Freddie." Applejack nodded. "Ah assure ya, Apple Bloom...We'll git her good."

Meanwhile, behind a bale of Hay, PZ-4 was taking more mental Notes. "Identification: Applejack. Her element, is the Element of Loyalty, and it shows. Although it seems her little sister doesn't follow her own sister's path. Applejack is a family pony, and is a very hard worker as I've seen. Although this may be a stereotype, she is a Common hick, per se, and everyone knows, most hicks....Are nothing but feeble minded idiots, although I will have to investigate more to see if this is a fact." PZ-4 was just about to wrap things up, but then, after Freddie and Apple Bloom had fled the scene, Big Mac had began to talk to his sister. "What's this? A conversation between siblings? I may want to study this...."

"So, ya ready ta try again?" Applejack asked with a lustful look in her eye.

"Try again?" PZ-4 thought to himself. "What is she talking about? And....That look in her eye, it's almost as if.....No, can't be....."

"Well, I read that it takes a fully 4 days for the pills ta wear off." Big Mac explained, he then grew a perverted smile on his face. "But hey, who says we can't spoil Ourselves?" The two siblings chuckled, and then locked lips in another intense kiss, they made sure noone was around first, of course.

PZ-4's mind was officially blown. He had another lead on the Country pony. He smirked evilly, and took his final note. "Note to self.....Applejack keeps it ALL in the family....Even lovers....." He chuckled to himself, and then went off.

Fluttershy's Cottage.....

Fluttershy was used to this, Angel not eating her food. It was a carrot salad, which is what she ate every day, but only because of....THE STARE. The stare was used when Fluttershy wanted something to go her way, and when something didn't.....She pulled out the stare.

"PLEASE eat your food, Angel...." Fluttershy was literally on her knees, praying to the Steed above. "PLLLEEEAASSEEE...." But all Angel would do was shove the grub away and cross her arms.

"Fine...." Fluttershy replied. "If you won't eat it....I guess a certain facial expression is going to have to make a return...." Angel immediately gulped, not wanting this to happen again.

Ryback didn't know what Fluttershy was talking about, but he didn't want anything to happen to the poor bunny, so he decided to intervene. He quickly got on his knees, and began to eat just a bit of the salad. Angel watched as Ryback nomed and nomed and nomed with a big smile on his face, which made Angel curiously sniff the bowl. If Ryback liked it, Angel had the mindset that she would like it as well. She was about to dig in, but before she had the chance, Fluttershy dunked her head right into it forcefully.

"HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Fluttershy laughed. "EAT UP, ANGEL!!!!!!!" Flutterbitch.....Was here. Only for a few seconds, though. Because Fluttershy realized what she had just turned into. She quickly cowered in fear.

"I'm.....Sorry you had to see that....." Fluttershy apologized scarily to Ryback. The big guy didn't know what to think of the cute pony turning evil, but he understood her frustration, and ultimately just smiled and petted her mane.

"I'm.....SOOOO sorry, Angel...." She tried to apologize to Angel, who finally had fished herself out of the salad bowl. But she would have none of it, as she quickly jumped in Ryback's arms and shivered in fear.

Ryback smiled awkwardly, not knowing what to make of this. "Oh my....." Was all Fluttershy could say.

"Oh my is right...." The final clone, PZ-5 said mentally. He was the only Clone left who hadn't taken any notes (Atleast in order from the Events, in reality, most of these events occur at the same Time.) so he decided he had seen enough. "Identification: Fluttershy. Her element, is the Element of Kindness. Her name, speaks for herself, she is in fact, very Shy, and usually likes to hang out with Animals. And while she may be good with Animals, if her pleas are denied, her attitude will change, and when that happens.....Please step back 100 feet. All in all, she is the Wildcard of the Elements of Harmony, as I could not find out much about her, maybe she will open up next time I am around." He had finished up his notes, but in his ear, there was an incoming message through the sound-proof ear piece, only the person it was attached to could hear it. PZ-5 answered it, knowing that only Pyro-Zi or any of the other clones could send one.

"Attention, Original Pyro-Zi, and all other PZ units...." The message played back, it was PZ-3, this was surely important. "When you are finished with your notes, meet back at the Base....I.....Have a bit of a surprise for you all." The message ended with PZ-3 laughing manically.

"What a freak....Glad I don't laugh like that..." PZ-5 said mentally. He shook his head, and then went off to the Cave.

Carousel Boutique....

Rarity gasped. Nathan and Zane were gone! Missing! They were just there, and now they weren't! Where were they? How far could they go in such little time? All CM Punk could do was smile.

"Maybe they died...." Punk said, chuckling.

"Why would you THINK that?!" Rarity said, screaming disappointingly at Punk. "That would be absolutely DREADFUL, just DREADFUL!"

"They almost licked your Head boner..." Punk replied, gesturing toward Rarity's horn. Rarity almost threw up, wondering how Punk could mix two different things up. "And you DON'T want them dead?!"

"While what they were about to do was uncalled for..." Rarity continued. "Noone deserves to perish...."

"Not even me?" Punk asked curiously.

"Not even you....." Rarity answered simply.

"Oh, you're such a doll." Punk said in his best British Accent, which wasn't very good.

"This is serious, Punk....." Rarity shook her head.

"Yeah, I know.....Two grown men who everyone hates are missing. Who cares?"

"No, not that....." Rarity rolled her eyes.

"Then what the hell are you on About?!" Punk exclaimed, utterly confused.

Rarity's magical-come-out-of-nowhere-sofa appeared from out of nowhere. Rarity literally slumped onto the sofa, and whined, "Now I don't have anyone to keep me COMMMPPPAANNNYYYYYYY!!!!!" She started crying uncontrollably, as Punk's eyes just bugged out.

"Well, that sucks...." He replied. "Gotta go, see ya."

He was about to leave, but Rarity stopped him. "WAAAAIIIITTT!!!!!!!!" She yelled, Punk cringed as he heard her voice. "Phillip, would you like to be bestowed the HONOR....Of being my Guest in this house?" She immediately stopped crying, and batted her eyes multiple times.

Punk felt like laughing, but was just too shocked to. "The HONOR?" Was all he managed to say.

"YES!" Rarity exclaimed. "The HONOR! You wll be living in the House of Ponyville's most GLAMOROUS resident! Oh, just think of how high your stock will go up....You will be, dare I say it, A STAR!"

Punk thought about it, long and hard, he really REALLY thought about it harder than anything he had ever contemplated in his life. After a few silent moments, Punk knew the only logical answer to such a question. ".............No." He was about to leave again, but Rarity blocked the door.

"Why NOOOOOTTTT?!" She whined.

"Because.....You're.....YOU." Punk explained. "You and me are nothing alike. Plus, the fact that I hate you doesn't help."

Rarity's jaw dropped. How could anyone say such AWFUL things about her?! "Maybe we can learn to become Friends! Please, Phillip....I'm very grateful that you would take Time out of your busy schedule to help a Pony such as me in need."

"But....You're......YOU." He repeated once again.

"Yes," She replied. "I'm me.....And you are indeed you. Why sleep on the itchy hay bales of a Friend and work all day, rather then sleep on a soft, Comfortable, nearly soft as a Cloud bed of an Enemy and not have to do ANYTHING all day?"

"Well, when you put it like that...." He contemplated some more.

"I know we have our differences." Rarity continued. "But the ponies with the Greatest differences always turn out to become the best of Friends!"

"You want to be.....FRIENDS..." Punk said aghast. "With.....ME?"

"Why OF COURSE!" Rarity proclaimed. "You have got me all wrong, Phillip! As I'm sure I've gotten you wrong. I am the Element of Generosity, and I am being Generous enough to share my home with you. I like Company with me while I work, otherwise this job is dull.....So please, Phillip, put your pride aside, and just say yes!"

If this was ANYONE but Rarity, he would have said yes. Punk KNEW what Rarity was, and it was something he didn't like...But a free Home, is a free Home after all. He groaned louder than he ever had, but his mind had been made up. "FFFFFIIIIINNNNEEEEEE....." He was finally able to say. Rarity jumped with excitement, while Punk was not to her liking, surely he wasn't as annoying or.....TOUCHY as her last guests.

"You aren't.....Into....Ponies by any chance....ARE YOU?" She curiously asked, if he said yes, she would be kicking his ass THROUGH that door.

Punk laughed, what an idiotic question. "Let me check...." He quickly looked at his penis, and it was as small as it was before. "Well, my dick says no, and my heart says no....But my brain says.....FUCK NO!" Rarity cringed at the unpleasant words. But she knew he wouldn't be as bad as the Bronies.

"You have nothing to worry about, Princess...." Punk mocked her attitude. "I'm not a perv, and I CERTAINLY don't like you. You've got nothing to worry about." He smirked.

"Ummmm.....Splendid." Rarity said, chuckling nervously. "GREAT! Everything is fine!" Rarity thought to herself. "But as a matter of fact....It is NOT fine. A handsome Stallion is in my house, MY HOUSE! I NEED to control myself.....I hate him, he hates me.....Nevermind, everything IS fine!" Rarity then grinned, as Punk went off to look at his room.

Rarity sighed, upset she had thrust herself into this situation. "I hope...."

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