A scorned stallion was mopey; his love life astray.
Oh how he longed for that orange mare, no words could convey.
He just couldn't stop thinking of her in hot lingerie.
He rubbed a gold lantern, and while this does sound cliché,
a blue genie popped out and for one wish he'd obey.
So the stallion spoke his wish in pure naiveté
The evil genie now grinned, “I'll do just as you say.”

And with his great big package, he dared not to delay.
The mare he'd been stalking finally said 'yes' on this day.
After wine and some dinner they both rolled in the hay.
His intentions were lewd as he engaged in foreplay.
“So you want to have sex now?” and she's like, “Well, OK.”
He tried as hard as he could but he could not bang AJ
for his three extra penises just got in the way!

By: Palm Palette