Pinkie Pie returned to the family's rock farm today.
She went into their home and gave her parents both hugs.
“I would write, but a letter for this would underplay
the greatest passion for which that my mare-heart now tugs.”

Pinkie's mother did look up and she silenced her foal.
“Pinkamena, you know you can stay home for a while.
We'd love to hear all about it but we won't cajole,
As long as your happy, we'll be happy and smile.”

From her saddlebags, Pinkie took some bread and some jam.
“Let me make you all lunch now; something special, I've brought.”
She made gooey sandwiches for both father and dam.
The taste was real awkward; to keep their smiles they fought.

Her father chewed quickly and he gulped down that last bite.
“That is a weird taste and I can't place that odd flavor.”
Despite all the hairs, her mother was still quite polite.
“If it's from your heart dear, this strange sandwich I'll savor.”

Pinkie made one for herself, and gave seconds to them.
She gobbled hers up while her parents chocked down theirs too.
“I'm in love with a great pony and he's quite a gem.
He's quite the stallion for me and we both had snoo snoo.”

Pinkie jumped on the table and reared up to declare,
“His throbbing penis is thick like the rung of this chair.
My vagina is real tight, but once he shoved it in there,
he did cum up inside me and made me his mare.”

Pinkie's parents were startled and her father did yell,
“Pinkamena, such foul language, your sisters could hear!”
Too late, Inkamena walked in, and she was like, “Well,
so when can we see this stallion who prodded your rear?”

Pinkie opened the front door and the sight was bizarre.
“I hope you don't mind, but he's just a bit smelly.”
A stallion's head did stick up from inside a big jar.
“Meesa loves to just fuck her in huge tubs of jelly!”

By: Palm Palette