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Lollipop Chainsaw : Equestria Edition

by The M82 Pony

Chapter 3: Boss Fight : Frankie

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Boss Fight : Frankie

We went pass the woods, the hanging, cranky bridge, finally arrived at the entrance of the castle ruins.

"Here we are, Spike, it's where we retrieved the Elements of Harmony."

"Twilight, how long have this place been abandoned already?"

"Hm, according to the books I've read, it was abandoned since the princesses defeated Discord, winning trust of the three pony races. Then, the new castle was built in Canterlot. That means, it's already left vacant for a thousand years."

"A thousand years, and it's still standing still? It must be very tough."

"Let's head inside. We gotta find the princess, and that evil spirit.."

I said, slowly walking inside, and holding my chainsaw in case we've seen any zombies.

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Under the bright sunlight, though there's no light source inside the castle, I can still see very clearly. The castle was a total empty, with shattering, weathering rocks and broken walls, as well as marble pillars lying on the floor.

As I was wondering is Princess Celestia here, I saw a long, white feather on the stone floor.

I picked up the feather with magic.

"This must belong to Princess Celestia, that means she is inside..."

I said to myself, when suddenly the punk rock zombie's voice is heard again.

"WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW!"

He screamed, causing the whole ruins to shake violently, and breaking a stone wall ahead of me.

Behind the stone wall, was the pony we've been looking for.

Princess Celestia was half-crouching there, peeping through a hole in another wall.

"Princess! Thank god you're alright!"

The princess seemed to be surprised about my sudden-appear, and after a few seconds of calm down, she spoke quietly:

"Oh, it's you, Twilight. And Spike too."

"What are you looking at, princess?"

"Frankie. One of my assistants, as I mentioned before. I don't want to draw his attention, so I am talking so quietly."

"So his name is Frankie...that bastard, I can't wait to cut his thorax into pieces."

"He busted profanity to you, right?" Princess said.

"Yes, and it's so rude."

"Twilight, I have to explain something first. Listen carefully, as you're going to fight him."

"Okay, please tell me."

"For all the five ponies, they each represents a different theme of music, and have their own special ability. I will tell you about the other four later, and for Frankie, as you can see, he plays Punk Rock, and his ability is materializing the words and letters he just yelled, turning them into blocky, deadly fast-going solids. Also, he is very fast, and have the ability to summon giant amplifiers and speakers. Go on and saw him as messy as you want. Once you killed the evil spirit that controls him, he should be turning back to normal."

"Why wouldn't you fight him and turning him back yourself, princess? Were you injured or something happened?"

"Frankie's attacks are almost all close-ranged, and for me, I am not good at close combats. Twilight, you are using a chainsaw, which is effective and can be an encounter to him. So, good luck, and be careful."

"Yes, princess."

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I walked to the edge of the broken stone corridor, finally saw the Punk rock zombie.

He was standing at the center of the main castle hall, shaking to the heavy punk rock music played by the speakers hidden behind the in growing plants and trees around the hall. Also, there we a few stagelights shining the hall, despite there were sufficient light by the sunshine outside.

"Look at his mohawk, Spike, it probably took him three hours to spike it this morning!"

"Wow! Is it really that needy much?"

"We'll see, once I cut his lips off with my chainsaw! ♥"

I said, jumping down from the edge I was standing, doing a somersault in midair, then safely landed.

I looked around. Strangely, Frankie disappeared.

"Where Did he go....?" I said quietly to myself, when I didn't notice that the pony was standing at a marble beam high above me, looking at me and laughed,

"I'm gonna crush your face!"

I heard the scream, then quickly jumped and do a back somersault, dodging the microphone whom hit the place I was standing hardly with a loud BANG, creating a small crater.

"Hahaha, I'm loving this shit!"

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I took out a lollipop, when suddenly the punk rock pony yelled again.

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH! Your ass is mine"

The scream was so sudden and so loud, that gave big impact to my eardrums. I quickly covered my ear with the hoof I'm holding a lollipop, protecting my ears.

"Mmmm, I love the smell of almost-dead cheerleader in the morning!"

"You are the pony who keep on insulting Twilight?" Spike said on my back.

"Yeah, It's surprising to see you're still alive! Fuckin' awesome!" He said, while holding his microphone and jumping up and down.

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{Frankie   Punk Rock Zombie}

Influences: The Misfits, Bruce Dickson, Fidel Castro, Body piercings.

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Ugh, I hate his attitude so much.

Without saying a word, I rushed towards him, and he wasn't quick enough to react, giving me a great chance to slash him several times in a row.

"Ouch-!" He laughed, broke into a quick dash, running around me in a circle, then stopped suddenly, trying to spear me with the clawed end of his microphone.

"Take this, Whore!" He yelled when doing the move, but missed as I leaped away from him, then when he was standing up from crouch, I kicked him several times with my pom-poms, damaging him.

He thus stood up quickly, then started running, zig-zagging around the whole stage. I kept my eyes on his very swift movements, until I did a wrong-timing blink, and when I opened my eyes again, he was already standing in front of me.

His microphone hit me hard, injuring and pushing me a few miles backwards.

"Your pain is my art!"

He said victoriously, while breaking into another quick-running, unstoppable mist which trying to stop suddenly and attack me.

I dodged several attempts of him attacking me, and on realize that his attacks are currently immune to me, he shout in anger, then jumping onto the center of the stage, holding his microphone with his two front hooves, standing with two back hooves, bending down, breathing in hard.

"Arrrrrrrrrgh!"

Followed by the loud scream of profanity:

"FUCKIN' BITCH!"

The words then turned into blocky, red and black giant letters, flying towards me as a whole sentence.

"Fuck! Giant letters!" Spike yelled on my back.

I slashed my chainsaw into the letter N just at the right timing, dodging the rest of the words.

While he was standing still, I took another chance, besides hitting him with pom-poms, I also gave several heavy, deep slash an cut of my chainsaw, greatly weakening him.

For the chains just swiped through his thorax, He jumped, bending and breathing in hard, giving out a blast of the words:

"STUPID COOZE!!!"

Again, the letters formed, flying towards me, and this time I simply jumped over them.

Then, he became more faster, harder to target and hit.

I tried to hurt and injure him more, and suddenly he tried another attempt to knock me with his microphone. This time, I was not fast enough to dodge, again, letting the spiky top of his microphone once hit me again.

He stood still and lifted his microphone high as a sign of victory, again, then maintained stationery for a short, few seconds.

Another great chance for me to hit him.

"Twilight, let's give this dude a new asshole on his forehead!"

"I'm already on it!" I said, running towards him from the edge of the stage, slashing him, kicking him, until I think that he is already weak enough, then for one of the most exciting scene in this fight.

I lifted the chainsaw high, and when he couldn't notice it and is completely defenseless,

I pushed the chainsaw deep into his head, with the fast running chains cutting through his head, over the skin, deep into the skull, brain, throat, chest...all the way down his body, almost slashing him half - I stopped at the position of the pelvis, as the blood spilling and splashing is blurring my eyes.

The upper part of his body were completely slashed open, and on this process, I also chopped his Anarcny necklace into half.

"Owwwwwwwwwwwww - " He yelled, then slowly, using his two hooves, pushing his departed body back together,

"Whohohoho, you think THAT hurts me? I'm just JIZZED a little, huhhahahahaha!"

He said loudly, then screamed in a much sharper and louder voice than before.

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Then, driven by unknown force, several towers of amplifers and speakers fell from the sky, dropping on the floor hard, causing a series of shakings.

Frankie then jumped onto one tower of three speakers, shooting a section of the tall mohawk on his head, turning it to a quick-spinning red disc, just swiped past my shoulder in a high velocity. I almost got hit.

"Eat my mohawk, you Barbie-looking dirty slut!" He screamed, standing on the speakers, shaking to the music.

I ran towards the tower he was standing, slashing through and destroying the lowest speaker, turning it into golden shards with glass-breaking sound.

"Fuck!" He yelled as I destroyed a speaker, then leaped high from there, landing on another speaker.

As I was about to run to where he was standing, Spike suddenly said:

"Twilight, I think you should destroy this two as well." He pointed at the two leftover speakers that remain untouched.

"Don't you think I should chase him down first?"

"He might jump back to here again when you destroyed the speakers there."

"Hmm, you got the point. Alright, let's do it anyway."

I said, thus swinging my chainsaw, destroys the two speakers, when suddenly,

"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!" He yelled in a strange tone, then another three speakers suddenly fell again from the sky, knocking me out far away unconsciously.

"Not a chance, whore!" He said, launching another mohawk disc towards me, and I jumped and dodged it.

"He respawned the speakers, Spike!"

"Maybe we should follow the order of his jumping, to kill the appropriate speakers.. Or is that we're not fast enough?"

"Whatever, I will chase him first."

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Followed by a sequence of chasing, slashing, glass-breaking sounds, and jumping, Frankie was standing on the last tower of speakers.

"Hahaha, I think I have a hard-on for dead cheerleaders!!"

I ran and slashed, destroyed the speakers, then at the moment, he jumped and expanded his wings, flying high into the sky, falling down with a gigantic speaker of at least ten foot tall.

"FUCK! BRING IT ON!"

"Whoa." I was amused by the giant thing, while Spike yelled in urge:

"Twilight, let's fuck up that speaker!"

Alright, let's do it.

I ran to the speaker, staarting from the left side of its bottom, sawing across in a horizontal direction.

While I was continuing with the process, the pony continuously attacked me in different ways.

"VANILIA SLUT!"

The letters formed right above me, in a curved sentence, and soon fell at an incredibly fast speed, which I still do managed to dodge it.

After ensuring I'm safe for a brief moment, I went back to position and keep on cutting the speaker half. When it was half destroyed, I could hear his atmosphere-shaking scream again.

"COCKSUCKER!"

Letters fall, and I dodged them. I wpreally wanted to see how many of such insulting phrase could he speak, but I ain't got that time. Quickly, the speaker was sawn into half, and after several kicks, it collapses and disappeared.

The pony on top fell down from a high distance. I could hear a bone cracking sound.

"Almost there, Twilight!"

I rushed towards him, again, cutting him into half by abdomen. The chainsaw shoved deep into his body, tearing the jacket and the sleeveless shirt he's wearing.

As he was almost sliced into half, his upper half body dropped and fell behind.

"Oh..shit!"

Then, he pushed himself back,again proving my attack didn't hurt him much,

"Heh, that one, actually hurt a little, bitch."

No, wait, that did worked.

And for the rest of the fight,  he just simply repeated how he used to attack me at the start, but much faster and deadlier.

He turned to launch more and more discs to me, and sometimes, two at the same time, which they all dodged by me, and a few of them got directed back to Frankie himself.

I slashed him in rings of circles for the very last time, and suddenly, he gave a loud yell, jumping to the center of the stage, remains stationary, giving out his last screams.

He gave another much deeper breath, bursting into the words,

"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

This time, the letters are much bigger in size, and going much faster, from different directions, forming a ring around him.

"Fucking Giant Letter Bullshit!!" Spike yelled.

"Agh! That hurts.." I got hit by a sudden flying letter, bringing bruise to where it hit me.

"You got to do this quick, Twilight! We couldn't dodge them all!"

"Right, I'm on it!" I jumped through, slashed a few and slipped between the letters, then lifting my chains overhead, again, pushed and slashed it hits his head. This time, I didn't stop until it slices him completely into half.

"Ow, wow, wow! Not cool! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

He screamed, as his dismembered body collapses, slowly slid down, falling onto the ground.

"Fuck me, good moves, whore! Let's see the others rape you with your blood!"

He gave out his last words, before disappearing into a dark blue mist rising up from the ground.

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"Twilight! You did it!"

Princess Celestia said, jumping down from the broken corridor up ahead.

"Whew, finally, another trash-talking zombie disappeared from our dimension." I said, with a lollipop between my lips.

"Not at all, Twilight, look."

Princess pointed at a pegasus lying on the ground.

Grey jacket, ear piercings, spiked collar, and most improtant of all, the tall red mohawk on his head.

"Did...he turned normal again?"

"After you killed him once when he got possessed, I guess yes."

"I better go check him out." I said, slowly walking towards the lying pony, with my cansaw in my hooves tight.

Just as we're only a few steps apart, I saw his body moving.

Should I call this amazing or terrifying? I vertically departed him twice, sawing him almost in half once, and he still could move, despiting he isn't a zombie anymore, the first thought come up in my mind, this is paranormal.

"Ughh, where..where am I?" He slowly said, sitting up from the ground, looking all over the place.

Then, he turned around, giving a stunning look. Not sure if it's because he saw the princess, or seeing a purple unicorn standing, holding a chainsaw.

"Pr...princess Celestia?"

He slowly spoke, still looking at us curiously.

"Yes, Frankie, it's me. I guess you didn't know what you have done, right?"

"What have I done? Uh, sorry, I couldn't remember a single thing. The last time, I just saw an azure unicorn slowly walking towards me with a big beam of magic accumulated on her horn, then after the flash, my world has been in total darkness, then I was woke up here."

"Good, then I ain't got any reason to blame you. You were innocent, right?"

"What actually happened? I just have no memory about what you are talking about.."

"The azure unicorn who attacked you, probably as well as the other four, have been using you as an aide to rot this world."

"?"

"Zombies." I said, looking at him, " That unicorn, named Trixie, break open the barrier between the World of Sins and the Earth. The whole Equestria is under total attack of them."

"What..? So that's why I am here?"

"Yeah, and you 've been insulting Twilight time to time, you bastard!" Spike yelled, standing aside me, while I quickly coered his mouth with my hoof.

"Spike! He didn't remember anything he've just done and said, because he just got assaulted by that evil spirit! The one who disappeared into blue mist when we killed it!"

"I've insulted you..?"

Frankie stared at me.

"Uh, no, of course not..."

"Twilight, tell him the truth."

"Yeah, girlie, please tell me what had I done."

"Well, you keep on insulting me with profanity and rude language, hitting me with your microphone, mohawk discs and speakers, that's all." I looked at his brass microphone lying on the floor, which should be sawn into half.

I looked at his neck. The wounds disappeared, and his Anarchy necklace remains.

"Oh fuck, what have I done.." He scratched his forehead with his hoof.

"It's not your fault, really. It's the pony who possessed you, Trixie Lunamoon."

"Look, lady, I didn't mean to do that. I am sorry for whatever I've done when I'm unconscious, and that will not happen again."

"I know, I know, you don't need to apologize.."

"Yes I defintly need, and maybe I could do something for you as return..?"

"No, really, I don't need-"

"I think you'll need to, Twilight. I just got a message from PonyVille. Another pony was bringing chaos to the city."

"Who? Is it one of the evil spirits?"

"I couldn't certainly tell, but I am afraid it is. Since it's impossible for you to go there alone, maybe Frankie can help you out."

"I am glad to, certainly I can help."

"I'll leave the rest for you to treat with, Twiight. I gotta return to Canterlot to take control on the zombies." Said the princess, as she disappeared into a light golden magic flash.

"Well, shall we move out?"

"I think we should." Next Chapter: A little break - Unboxing presents 1 Estimated time remaining: 37 Minutes

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