[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

~ Grace talks in these and underlined~

         { I respond in these}  

This chapter has nothing to do with my beliefs or true opinion of such said topic which you will read.

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Slamming through the cafeteria doors with no grace whatsoever, Aroma had entered the cafeteria with thee most interesting piece of intel. " STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! YOU GIRLS HAVE TO HEAR THIS!" She shouted to the mares( mane six, Vinetion and Trixie) on the table.

"Uhmm, we weren't doing anything," Twilight corrected her.

"Yeah, we were just--"

" Shhh!" Aroma hushed Rainbow Dash," Listen! Listen!" She gathered all of their attentions," You won't believe who is gay!"

They all gasped in shock," WHO?!"

" Grim," she simply responded as Applejack's and Twilight's faces weren't so shocked anymore," I know, I know, the truth is shocking isn't it?"

" Uhm, sugarcube, Grim ain't gay," Applejack tried to reassure her," Ah'm pretty sure his barn doors don't swing that way."

"Yeah, if you haven't noticed, he has been hitting on you ever since he showed up," Twilight responded.

"Oh no no no no," Aroma rejected them both,"I know he's gay. He's that one gay colt who is a friend, not coltfriend might I add that every mare is allowed to have."

" Oh yes darling, I know what you mean," Rarity replied,"We all have that one friend."

" Wow wow wow, back the buck up for a second, you sure Grim is gay and Legit isn't?" Rainbow Dash asked.

" Why of course! Haven't you see those shoes Grim wears? And what about those shades? He is definitely hiding his stare at other colts!" Rarity replied remembering every detail of Grim's outfit.

" Well..uhmm...We can't be too sure about that," Fluttershy interjected quietly, yet somehow, gathering the groups attention.

" What do you mean?" Pinkie Pie asked a bit confused.

" Well, we haven't seen either with a marefriend, so we just can't judge..."

" Of course we can!" Aroma exclaimed,"Grim is my gay guy friend, who will go shopping with me and give me his honest opinion on what I try on. We shall drink tequilas together with no feelings attached whatsoever..... Legit just creeps me out."

"Damn, if that's not friendship zoned, I don't know what is." Rainbow Dash added.

"How is Legit not a colt cuddler?" Rarity asked with such assurance that he was.

" Yeah! Even in the library, I heard Cloud Chaser and Flitter calling Light and Legit gay!" Twilight supported Rarity.

" I assure you that the Great and Powerful Trixie's coltfriend is not homoerotic!" Trixie shouted slamming her hooves on the table.

" Calm down sugarcube, it's just friendly gossip, none of this could be true," Applejack tried to reassure Trixie of those lies.

" Hmph! Well, if we are going to call each other's coltfriends gay, SeaBreeze is gay!" Trixie began the war.

" How is SeaBreeze gay?!" Fluttershy said a bit hyped up.

"Oh yeah, gay," Rainbow Dash agreed," Ice is too."

"Definito," Vinetion added as she agreed with Rainbow.

"Take that back!" Pinkie Pie demanded," Why would you think he is gay?!"

"He always hangs out with Dark and does that creepy ice cream thing. One day, I can bet my soul to Grim on it, that he will buy an ice cream truck and become a pedophile," Vinetion replied with her honest opinion.

" Oh yeah?! Well!..... You're gay!" Pinkie Pie dissed poorly and without proper thought.

" I know I'm gay. Gay for Rainbows and skittles."

" You know who I think is a colt cuddler?" Aroma interuppted the war,"Our art teacher, Clou--"

*SLAM* The doors of the cafeteria immediately flew open from a powerful buck, revealing CloudChaser, the other stallions, myself and Ditzy. " STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!" He shouted and approached the table," I render all your arguments invalid!"

" Sorry we're late!" I apologized with Ditzy beside me.

" Yeah, Graze and I got a little busy," she smiled sheepishly getting a few snickers from the group," NO! Not like that! We were delivering mail!"

[<Yeah, she sure got your package Graze!>] Kill and Joy laughed.

~You guys disgust me~

"You can't simply render our arguments invalid!" Aroma stood up to him," What makes you think that?!"

"The 'Gaydar' of course," he replied,"Every colt is made with one as we were all 'programmed' with the bro code."

" Gaydar?!" They all questioned our birthright of having one.

With a sigh, Chaser facehoofed," Graze, you have this one." I nodded and approached the spotlight.

"As Cloud said, every colt is built with a gaydar or, the gay-radar. It is known to detect homosexuality, thus giving us the upper hoof of our environments and to make better decisions, for instance," I then pulled SeaBreeze," Would you watch Swayback Mountain?"

" Never sir!" He said taking the military approach as this was very serious business and should be dealt as such.

"Not gay," I showed them and pulled Ice,"If guys were having a sleepover, what do we do?"

"It's not a sleepover!" He was correct." Because guys don't sleep at one's house! If it ever comes to the situation that we are exhausted, we sleep with our backs against the wall!"

" And?"

" Each colt to their own separate wall sir!" He placed a hoof to his forehead.

" Excellent! Dismissed!" I applauded him," Light! You're up!"

" Yes Graze! Ask away!" He demanded.

"What is the meaning of violation of the brony code if such brony breaks a rule of the brony code?" I asked a random question.

Taking a deep breath, Light then said the entire statement without a single error," There is no greater affront to the spirit of The Brony Code than a willing violation. While occasionally, a brony may err due to inebriation, a momentary lapse of judgement, or if a mare is so hot that other bronies would say,'He didn't really have a choice' any premeditated infraction of The Brony Code is inexcusable. When a brony violates The Brony Code, he hurts not only his bronies but also himself, because he is no lone Brony worthy! Sir!"

" My name is Vinetion Lutin and what the fuck is this?" Vine shouted with a demand to know.

"Shhh!" Crackshot hushed her," this is the important part of being a bro. Of course you won't know this, it is the bro-code," he said with emphasis.

" Excellent on the irrelevant question! Dark! You're up!" I ordered as he then took the spotlight willingly," What is a brony?"

" A brony is a pony who would give you the fur off his coat when a brother from another mother has shed due to reasons that should only be shared between such bronies. A brony is a pony who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a brony is a lifelong companion you can trust and will always be there for you, unless he's got something else going on."

" That's enough Graze," CloudChaser said with a nod of his head," Excellent job of not saying any of the rules."

"Okay! We get it! But your stupid code has nothing to do with two of your 'bronies' being colt cuddlers!" Rainbow Dash asserted along with Vinetion.

"Oh, none of us are gay, I assure you that," I said with confidence.

"Okay, prove it," Vinetion demanded.

I simply shrugged, then smacked Grim's flank with a hoof in a quick swiping motion. (Squishy squishy. LOL! Your face as you read this!) and quickly pulled Ditzy into a french kiss for ten seconds. Pulling away, Vinetion and Rainbow were confused while Ditzy was just smiling ear to ear." Happy?"

" NO! WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!" Grim shouted feeling a little insecure.

" Yes," Ditzy said in a daze.

" NO!" Dammit! Why must there always be two no's? "THAT PROVES NOTHING!" Both of them shouted.

" Oh yes, it proves everything!" I fought back,"I gave more loving to the mare, simple as that and I rest my case."

Slamming her hooves on the table Vinetion shouted,"OBJECTION! That is your own security of your sexuality! Not Grim's and Legit's! I dare you to prove that they're not gay!"

Within the machinations of my mind, Kill, Joy and Grace, were in a huddle whispering to one another, finally coming up with a conclusion."Alright, fine! To prove neither are homoerotic, they will be sleeping at my dorm, while Aroma and Ditzy will keep check of any homosexuality behavior, only to tell you mares in the morning."

"Challenge accepted!" Vinetion folded her hooves.

" BUT!" I shouted.

"But?"

[ What what]

< In the butt>

~ You guys urk me, to the highest of urks~

"If none of them are colt cuddlers, and since both are single, the only single mares from your group has to have dinner with either one of their choice tomorrow." I said sealing the deal," And since everyone is taken, Rarity and Aroma will be the ones to decide."

~GRAZE! THAT'S YOUR SISTER! HOW COULD YOU?!~ Grace said backing up my sister's side.....Of course.

{Aroma has already friendzoned them both, it won't really matter.} I fought back.

[Nice Graze, I applaud you with such legit reason.]

<Not one stallion has escaped there. This plan is full and loophole proof>

"WHHAATTT?!"  Both Aroma and Rarity exclaimed in shock.

"Yup! Simple as that, us guys don't really need to know if Legit and Grim are colt cuddlers, it's what you all want to know."

" Ooo, nice one Graze," Omnious complimented," Setup with a chick without being a dick."

"No deal!" Aroma denied the challenge.

"DEAL!" Pinkie raised a hoof to which her respond was a pissed off Aroma," What? I thought we were playing a game."

" Fine! I pick Grim!" Rarity shouted," Since he is the only stallion that wears clothes other than Graze, he will be a fine specimen to test wear my designs." Only like a mannequin.

" No! Wait! You can't leave me with Legit! I want my gay colt back! You can't take what's mine!" Aroma complained to Rarity.

"Oh stop your whining!" Yes, irony is a wonderful thing," the decision has already been made!"

" Bu-But! You left me with Legit! He's not gay! He's just my friend!" Aroma continued with her complaints.

~Riinnngggg~

And their faiths have been sealed. " Time for physics!" I quickly placed Ditzy upon my back,"We must go!" I shouted playfully galloping out of the cafe." What class do you have?!"

"Hahahaha, Art! Slow down Graze!" She laughed from the random treatment of playfulness.

"NEVER!" I shouted making an exit.

"Hmmmm, I wonder where dad is?" Dark asked himself, trotting out of the area following the couple with Twilight under his wing.

Walking out beside Breeze and Shot, Legit asked them a serious question," Hey, you think I have a chance with Aroma?" Okay, not that serious.

" Hahahahaha!" Both laughed loudly and responded,"No way man!"

"In your dreams, you still don't!" Omnius said passing by overhearing.

" Don't count on it," Ice agreed.

" Why not?!"

" You have waited too long to make your move, you are forever in the friendzone!" Cloud then laughed.

"I'm not in the zone!"

"Admit, you are the mayor of the zone."

Omnius laughed at that and inserted his own little insult," You have a cute suburban hous right on the zone which you will live many lonely years. Not even I could fix that."

" I WILL PROVE ALL OF YOU WRONG!" Legit shouted to them all.

"No you won't," Aroma told him and teleported quickly as she said.

Forever Alone Legit.

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Now in front of Mr. Charge's class, we were all a tad bit confused as to why, until we had read the sign placed on the door.

'Classes cancelled due to major PMS'ing'

"Oh well!" I shrugged," I guess this leaves us with more time to train!"

"Meh, I really don't feel like training," Vinetion denied with a reason," I haven't had my coffee yet with all this crazy gossip."

[ We can't let her foil our plans!]

< Quickly Graze! Boil the blood and unleash her inner demon!>

With an evil smile, I placed my hoof and touched Vine's snout.*Boop* "I booped your nose," I said with a tease.

Bemused as ever, Vinetion warned the entire lot of us," You all have ten seconds before I half murder everypony here." And with that, the most joyous escape from death took place.

Squishy Squishy.

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