[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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After literally looking top and bottom through the entire room for two hours, all three ponies, Chaser, Luna and Omnius finally had found Charge hiding under the bed. Now the only problem left was to pull him out.

" COME OUT HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Chaser said gritting his teeth while stretching his hoof under the bed to reach Charge. He only touched the foal as it opened it's mouth wide and clamped down onto Chaser's hoof," Ah! You son of a bitch!" He screamed as he pulled out his hoof with the foal hanging by his teeth horizontally. Cloud was about to talk face to face with the foal but his thoughts were corrupted and went blank as he smelled Charge who had yet to be changed.

He flailed his hoof rapidly trying to relieve himself of the terrible scent which could have killed in an instant. " CLOUD!!" Omnius and Luna shouted stopping Chaser from his rapid movement which caused the foal Charge to lose his grip and fall to the floor.

With quick reflexes, Chaser grabbed the foal with his teeth by the diaper saving it from injury. He smiled feeling like a hero until realizing what had just happened, his mouth was near the source of the putrid scent and literally tasted a bit of Charge. Chaser's brain could have no longer responded to anything, all he did was stand still as his life flashed before him. Every single memory from his foalhood to his mother's death to his many parties with the various ponies and not to mention the mares and drinks of course.

He shook his head returning to reality and said," Oh yeah, I lived a happy life but somepony please! Can we change that bucking diaper?!"

" We don't have any powder or diapers, how the heck are we supposed to change him?" Luna asked curiously.

Omnius smiled and walked to the table," We improvise," he then picked up a roll of paper towels," Mounty, the quicker picker upper."

Luna facehoofed," You're an id--"

" Genius!" Chaser interrupted her as he trotted to Omnius and slammed his hoof with the janitor pony's. As Cloud was about to place Charge on the table, Luna galloped and pulled him away with her magic.

" What do you think you're doing?! We eat there!" Luna exclaimed.

Chaser snickered and smiled," Luna, we also fu--"

" OKAY!" She shouted before he released anymore unnecessary information placing Charge on the table," I see your point, we can always disinfect it later."

" Or burn it," Omnius offered.

All three adult ponies looked at the foal confused," So.....Who wants to go where no pony has gone before?" Chaser asked.

" I've already been to the moon, so you guys do it," Luna said backing out.

" I guess it's you and me buddy," Omnius said to Chaser with a smile," You just pull that diaper off and throw it away, I will handle the rest."

" Why do I get the hard job?!"

" You're not the one wiping Charge's ass! Why can't Luna use her magic?! It'd make everything so much easier!" Omnius pulled her back in.

" ALRIGHT!" Luna shouted with her Royal Canterlot Voice shutting both Omnius and Chaser," Chaser, you take off the underwear, I-I," Luna shuddered," will wipe Charge's hindquarters and Omnius will put on the new diaper, got it?"

All three nodded as Chaser approached Charge and looked him in the eyes," I swear, if it wasn't for Luna I would throw you in a dumpster in ten seconds flat." He then used his hooves to undo Charge's suit which then gave out a stronger scent killing a decent percent of his active brain cells. He flinched from the scent twisting his face in disgust as he tried to do his job as far away as possible.

It was time. Time for shit to get real. Literally.

The second Chaser pulled off the diaper, he felt his breakfast come up to his throat nearly throwing up. Charge only giggled at his misery clopping his hooves and peed shooting upwards at his slave, making life worse for Chaser.

" I simply give no more fucks, I just accept this as a welcoming gift to Tartarus," Chaser said emotionless moving away from the foal to wash his face.

Next up was Luna who had it easy, she easily took a paper towel with her magic cleaning Charge's hindquarters from halfway across the room. Honestly, if it wasn't for her, Chaser or Omnius would have needed to use their mouths.

" Wait, we don't have powder," Omnius stated as he approached the table," Well as I always say, improvise. Chase, do you have any clothes detergent? I mean, you must wash your jacket sometime."

" Of course," Chaser said rummaging through a cupboard and pulled out a massive bag of detergent," I wuv my wittle jacket, so I need to keep it extra cwean," he said nuzzling his jacket getting an odd glance from Luna," Ahem* Not as much as I love my dearest Princess of the moon."

" Anyways, let's get to it!" Omnius slamming the bag onto the table. Charge looked at it and by everything right in life, using detergent as powder was utterly and completely wrong, so, he cried yet again, louder than ever.

" C'mon Omnius! Just do it already! He's going to get a rash!" Chaser said covering his ears with his hooves.

" I can't! He doesn't want us too!" Omnius shouted.

" C'mon Charge! Stop acting like a little baby," Damn....The irony in that statement," STOP CRYING! What do you want?! We will give you anything!" Like a spoiled foal, Charge stopped crying with the power of getting anything he had wanted." Ice cream?" Charge shook his head," Toys?" He shook his head again," Food?"

Charge rejected once again and tried his best to mouth a few words," B-b-weeze."

" Bweeze?" All of them looked confused repeating his word.

" Bweeze! Bweeze!" Charge said getting the hang of the word but yet still confused the adults," Sea Bweeze!"

" Oh! Sea Breeze!" Chaser said," Isn't that one of Graze's friends?"

" I believe so, I know where he lives," Luna said," Let's just get Charge in the basket and bring him to Breeze."

" And then haul our flanks out of there?" Omnius asked curiously.

" Yes but first," Chaser said grabbing a quilt and the same sheet of paper," we write a letter."

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Another three ponies appeared in front of the door repeating the steps of Graze, Aroma and Ditzy. Great minds think alike.

* Knock Knock Knock*

" C'mon Luna! Get us outta here quick!" Chaser announced as soon all three of them were teleported to Chaser's room, evacuating the area only leaving behind the foal Charge with a note as if it was a sick game of 'Hot Potato'.

" Who is it?" The door opened revealing SeaBreeze confused looking left and right. What had alerted the attention was a pony in a crib repeating the words ' Bweeze Bweeze!'

" Well, what do we have here?" Breeze said looking down at the crib carefully seeing a note. He picked it up and read:

' Good Luck you're going to need it. By the way if you haven't figured it out, that foal is Charge. Ta-ta.

Signed with lots of Love, xoxo, kisses and smiley faces, rainbows and skittles,

Razor Graze

Forwarded message: SeaBreeze...... You are the father.

Signed with a sexually cursive hoofwriting,

Cloud Chaser.

" Well, I can't just leave you out here sir, I guess FlutterShy and I could take care of you for now," SeaBreeze spoke to the baby hoping it understood.

" Hey Breeze, watcha got there?" CrackShot said from the room. SeaBreeze looked back at CrackShot with AppleJack as FlutterShy patiently awaited behind them.

" I don't know how, but this is Mr. Charge," he said bringing the basket inside.

" Awwww he's so cute!" FlutterShy said taking up Mr. Charge in her hooves and tickled him with her hoof.

" How could something so evil, look so cute?" Shot asked.

" Ah' don't know but he is our teacher and we can't just leave the poor thing out there, ah'm willing to help," AppleJack offered her help.

" Me too!" CrackShot announced," He may have treated us like shit, but we can't leave him defenseless." CrackShot deserved student of the year award. He had a reserved spot in heaven for saying something like that.

" Well he seems to be clean, but it looks like someone used...Paper towels?" SeaBreeze said unsure looking at the material.

" Oh you poor thing, let FlutterShy clean you right up," the butter yellow pegasus said taking the foal in her mouth and placed him on their table.

In a matter of minutes, Charge with a fresh diaper was cleaned, smelling oh so fresh once again. He smiled looking at FlutterShy and held out his hooves for more motherly treatment," Up up!" He exclaimed in his cute squeaky voice.

" He seems to like ya," AppleJack stated," Should be simple enough since ya spend most of ya time takin' care of animals."

" Don't get too attached," Shot warned," You're going to miss him like buck once he's gone."

" I know," FlutterShy said picking up Charge and rocking him slowly.

" Hey, can I get a try?" Breeze asked.

" Sure," she handed him over to Breeze's grasp. The very moment of touch, Charge began to cry.

" Wait, what did I do wrong?! I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Breeze tried rocking him back to sleep," Shhh, don't cry, don't cry." He tried his best yet again. Worst yet, he tried to lullaby him to sleep," Hush now quiet now? Please! Lay your sleepy head." Nevertheless, his singing never worked," C'mon Charge, I'm trying my best! What do you want from me? Blood?"

Charge surprisingly understood him and shook his head," Book!"

" Did that baby just talk?" AppleJack said shocked.

" Book! Book!"

" Just give him a damn book Breeze!" Shot exclaimed.

" No!" Charge exclaimed.

" So you don't want a book?" Breeze asked confused.

" No! Book! Book!"

" Make up your damn mind Charge!" Shot exclaimed.

" There is no need to shout at the foal!" FlutterShy said standing up for Charge.

" No! No!" Charge exclaimed and smiled evilly," Book."

And literally, out of nowhere *WHAP* a book slammed in both SeaBreeze's and CrackShot's face.

" Wait, wha'?" Both of them in a daze from the books contact.

" Where did that come out from?"  Breeze asked curiously.

" I don't know but I'm scared," Shot admitted as all four ponies looked at Charge clapping his hooves happily.

" Book! Book! Book! Book!" Charge repeated giggling as many random books from FlutterShy's and Breeze's room slammed into everypony's face.

* WHAP* " I told you * WHAP* that baby is * WHAP* EVIL!" Shot shouted receiving many blows to the face.

" Get it * WHAP*outta here!" AppleJack shouted as well taking one to the face.

" Who?!" SeaBreeze asked dodging a book.

" No! Don't you dare touch my foal!" FlutterShy said protecting Charge with her motherly instincts taking over * WHAP*," No! Still no!" * WHAP* " Don't!" * WHAP*" OKAY FINE TAKE HIM!" FlutterShy actually shouted taking many books to the face.

" * WHAP* Who?!" SeaBreeze panicked placing the giggling Charge back in the basket.

" I don't care! Anyone! Just don't come back with that thing!" Shot exclaimed pushing SeaBreeze out of the room as the barrage of books stopped.

Breeze galloped down the halls with the basket as he frantically galloped,' Just pick a damn room!' His conscience Madden told him. ( HA! Never thought you would see him again did ya?) ' There! Look, Legit's room! Just knock and run!'

SeaBreeze followed his instructions placing the basket down, knocking on the door frantically followed by a gallop for his life.

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" So, what's up with you and Berry?" I said to Legit in his dorm," Are you guys together or what?"

" I don't know man, first we were making out in the bar and then she doesn't remember, and then it happened again," Legit said a bit sadly.

" Don't worry, you're not missing out on anything," I patted his back," You're missing out on everything."

[ Douchebag Graze strikes again]

" But honestly, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be," I then placed my hoof around his neck and told a magical story," The single life is a wonderful place to be, filled with so many possibilities! You have no mare to hold you back from doing what you do, you have so much free time! You can clop whenever and however you want to. You can even get endless bitches."

" Endless bitches?" he repeated.

" Endless. But maybe you want to try again with Berry, when she's not....You know, drunk."

* Knock Knock Knock*

" Who could that be?" Legit said approaching his door and immediately took notice of the crib reading the note aloud, " Good Luck you're going to need it. By the way if you haven't figured it out, that foal is Charge. Ta-ta.

Signed with lots of Love, xoxo, kisses and smiley faces, rainbows and skittles,

Razor Graze

Forwarded message: SeaBreeze...... You are the father.

Signed with a sexually cursive hoofwriting,

Cloud Chaser.

Re: Forwarded Message: Think fast! No refunds!

Signed with blood from books,

CrackShot and SeaBreeze.

" Hey Graze! Looks like we gotta take care of Mr. Charge.....Graze? Where are you?" He said now looking at the empty room which had been littered with a single note ' Cool Story Bro.'

" Celestia dammit Graze! You have a reserved spot in Tartarus!" Legit exclaimed but then noticed a ' flip the note' which one the other side read," Seems legitimate."

Legit looked at the note and nearly outraged by flipping a table," YOU SAID IT WRONG! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SEEMS LEGIT!" He then looked at the note again in rage but looked at it confused as he read aloud," Flip to next side? How is that possible?"

' Y.O.L.O! You mad bro?!' read the note with a small smiley face of Graze.

" THIS IS BULLSHIT!" Legit outraged yet again but then looked at Charge," You are not my responsibility, I am giving you to Dark."

He then took the crib and walked towards the library getting a few stares from the other student ponies especially a brave spectacle wearing grey unicorn with a mane blue and grey.

Legit looked at him somewhat pissed, replying with the basket in his mouth" I'm having a bad day, what do you want?"

" How do you do it all?" the pony said to Legit.

" Do what?" he replied curiously.

" Take care of a foal and study of course."

" He is not mine!" Legit shouted at the pony scaring him away. He then looked down at Charge," You are attracting a lot of attention. Hopefully your son can take care of you, whether he likes it or not."

Not soon after receiving a bit more stares, Legit had arrived at the library and asked for Dark.

" Yo! What's up Legit, need a book?" Dark offered his help.

" No, I'm making a return," Legit placed the crib on the table.

" What's that?" He asked.

" A foal, your dad."

" Look, I'm busy, can't you just take care of him a bit longer?" Dark begged to which did not affect Legit much.

The green pony smiled evilly with an idea and shouted," OH DARK! YOU FUCKED A MARE AND NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SON?! HOW COULD YOU?! I'M ASHAMED!"

" Shhh!! Quiet Legit please! You're making a scene!" He hissed.

" OH! NOW HE WANTS ME TO STAY QUIET FOR HIS BAD PARENTING?! NO!" Legit continued his scene," IF YOU ARE AGAINST THIS! STAND UP WITH ME!"

" BOOOOOO!! YOU SUCK!" Vinyl in the library shouted next to Octavia starting the outrage.

"HOW COULD YOU DARK?! IT'S JUST A FOAL!!" Octavia joined in with her marefriend as other ponies from the library exclaimed breaking all rules at this outrages ordeal which should not have gone unpunished.

Legit had used the onslaught of comments to make a quiet escape as they were just too much for Dark to handle, so he gave in," Alright alright! Fine! I'm the father!" He said awkwardly knowing he was actually the son," Now can everypony please stop breaking the rules of library?!" He begged.

Twilight came up to him now entering the library confused from hearing the outrage," What was that all about?"

" We have to take care of my father."

Twilight chuckled," I know he's old, but he's not that old." Dark looked at her bemused pointing to the crib on the counter, " Oh Celestia! What happened?!"

" I don't even know and I don't want to know," Dark said putting his head on the counter from stress," I'll carry him to Anarchy after we close, so I will be in our dorm a little late."

" No need to worry," Twilight nuzzled him," I'll just study while I wait for you."

" No problem Twi," Dark nuzzled her back.

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After closing up the library, Dark made his way to Charge's and Anarchy's room as the school provided them as every other student and teacher with a place to stay.

" Even as a foal, you're a hoofful," he said looking at his father in the crib, but then he gave a warm smile," ...Nevertheless, I still love you dad." Charge didn't reply with a sound but only with the same smile. Dark stopped at the front door and opened it," Time to wait for Anarchy to get back."

The door soon opened revealing a draconequis," Oh hello son."

" I told you to stop calling me that," Dark responded a bit impatiently," And what are you doing home?! And why is my dad a foal!?"

Anarchy sighed and told him the entire story and how she made everypony take care of Charge.

" So, you made everyone do your dirty work? Did you at least get the cure?" Dark asked.

" I'm a draconequis, who said I had to go anywhere for the cure?" She smiled to Dark," With a snap of my fingers, I can get it, simple." She picked up Charge and tickled him with her finger," Who's been a good pony? Did you cause lots of chaos?" Anarchy smiled as Charge giggled at that and nodded," Even though you're cute in this form, I prefer my adult Charge back."

Anarchy walked with Charge in her arms to the tub filled with the remedy and dropped him waiting patiently for the effects of the therapy to occur. In an instant, the water splashed revealing a much larger pony who was instantly grabbed into a hug and a kiss," CHARGE! I MISSED YOU!"

Charge actually smiled hearing that ( one dead bird) and kissed Anarchy on the cheek, he then exited the tub and noticed something strange," Why am I in a diaper?"

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It was around eight in the night and we were all stressed from today's activities, Aroma used her magic to listen to music which she hummed to as Ditzy supported me holding back Valkyria who could have been less bothered watching me do wing ups. " C'mon Graze! Just twenty more!" Ditzy encouraged me.

I watched her as if she was crazy," Are you crazy?!"

< Wow, we need to exercise more >

[ C'mon Graze! Stop using your legs for support! ]

{ Are you fucking mad?! What if I fall? I can't even do fifty straight! }

[ Dumbass, we are pegasi, we have wings! ]

{ Fine }

I gave a smirk and winked to Ditzy," Wish me luck." I pulled my hooves off the floor and strained my wings to hold my body midair," Ahahahaha! BUCK YEAH! I'M DOING IT!"

" C'mon Graze! Woohhooo!!" Ditzy stomped her hooves cheering on.

* Knock Knock Knock* I looked at the door and fell with a thud losing all concentration.

" You okay there Graze?" Ditzy helped me up.

" Yeah, just dandy," I rubbed my head," Let me just get this quick." I said trotting to the door and opened it seeing a white and yellow striped alicorn," Heya Light, what's up?"

" I need to talk to you about something urgent."

[ HERE IS THE COLLAB FIC I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON WITH LANCE! Only in Your Dreams - Chapters 1 and 2 are up ]

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