[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}

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I didn't even know how I got here but I was on my bed Ditzy lying on top of me as our lips locked into each other, playing around and having a special moment. I blinked my eyes slowly at her," I love you."

"I love you too Cupcake.'' She replied. Wait. Cupcake? My eyes slowly opened and stared at the horror before me as I was in shock.

"PINKIE PIE!! GOT OFF ME!! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE!!" I shouted.

"Oh come on who leaves their door locked? We are just going to have a little fun." Pinkie flirted.

I tried moving my legs both fore and hind I was restrained! To the fucking bed! WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING!"

"Oh don't try to escape, we all know you have a thing for me since that party."

"I'M WITH DITZY AND SHE IS MY MARE-FRIEND GET OFF PLEASE!! HELP! ANYONE! RAPE!" I shouted, I really didn't want to screw this up but I needed help from someone and I didn't want to get raped.

Where the fuck was Kill and Joy when I needed them. I glanced over my shoulder at their usual spots.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" Kill was too  busy having "Fun" with Pinkamena and so was Joy with Surprise. Okay I wasn't going to lie but they fell for that trick because I always did have a sort of thing for Pinkie but not anymore until I had Ditzy.

"Nope. I'm just gonna fuck you. No kidding," She said with a laugh," You and I are going to do what they are." As she pointed to our consciences.

"OH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. WAIT !! NO DON'T!" I said metaphorically coming into realization what I said," Pinkie if you do this now I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN, I WILL BURN ALL BRIDGES BETWEEN YOU AND ME!"

She looked at me with a smile, Oh Celestia no she was moving lower down my chest.

~Knock Knock Knock~

"Graze it's me Ditzy, is everything alright?"  THANK YOU CELESTIA! Ditzy had made her morning visit to me wanting to get breakfast.

"OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR!" I shouted impatiently.

"Oh it's locked, no one is getting in," Pinkie said.

"Who is that inside? IT'S LOCKED!" Ditzy shouted tugging at the door.

"KICK THE FUCKING DOOR DOWN!!" I ordered.

*THUD* *THUD* "IT'S NOT WORKING! I'M GONNA CALL SEABREEZE!''

"NO WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! OH FUCK WHY?!"

"Looks like we *hic* have some more time together," Pinkie said with a hint of drunk.  I examined her carefully, her face, her expression she looked a bit drunk which might have caused her sober thoughts and a question. WHO IN HELL GETS DRUNK THIS EARLY?!

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*RRINNGGGG* An alarm clock went off.

"Eight O' Clock WOOHOOO, it's always Happy Hour!" Berry Punch said happily as she pulled out her favorite wine and drank it from the bottle.

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"OKAY I GOT SEABREEZE! JUST HOLD ON A SEC AND STAY BACK FROM THE DOOR!'' Ditzy was trying to communicate with me through the door.

"I'M NOT BY THE DOOR, I'M TIED TO THE CELESTIA DAMN BED!'' I shouted horrified thinking what was going to happen.

"WHAT!!?? HOW??!!" Seabreeze exclaimed.

"OBVIOUSLY, I TIED MY FUCKIN' SELF TO THE BED!" I shouted with sarcasm," I WILL EXPLAIN LATER JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS QUICK!"

Pinkie was growing impatient that I wasn't co-operating and worried that she was going to get caught. She shared one quick french kiss with me *THUD* and with that the door flew out of its hinges from SeaBreeze's powerful kick.

SeaBreeze and Ditzy rushed to my aid but Pinkie was gone as if she vanished completely in thin air. WHAT!? HOW?!

"HOW IS THAT FRICKIN' POSSIBLE!" I shouted.

They watched me restrained and tied to my bed confused on how it happened.

I gave up trying to make a reasonable explanation but it was Pinkie Pie, no such explanation ever existed. It just happens.

[Yea bro shit just happens, just like how you messed up my time with Pinkamena]

<I miss Surprise>

{Don't Worry we are going to pay Pinkie a visit very soon}

"Sooooo what about this fetish you have here?" SeaBreeze asked.

"Do you like this Graze? Because I can tie you down to my bed," Ditzy said interested in what was happening," And I swore I heard Pinkie's voice."

"You did Ditzy and it's not a fetish," I said calmly," JUST GET ME THE FUCK OUT!" Scratch that last statement.

"Hey guy's what's all the commotion about, I heard some screaming and...."  Vinyl spoke as both herself and Octavia walked in pausing at the sight of me tied in my bed.

"Ohh Ditzy, you dirty filly you," Vinyl said.

" WHAT??!! WE FOUND HIM LIKE THIS!!" Ditzy was trying to clear her name.

"Oh you ponies and your strange fetishes," Octavia had now put her unwanted  two cents in.

"I know right, that's what I said," Breeze added.

Lyra and Bon Bon stumbled in and saw the sight before," So what is it now? Are we all taking turns with Graze?" Lyra said, I obviously didn't need this right now.

[ Wow Mr.Killjoy the awkward tension is so tight you can now fuck it]

<That is strangely and horrifyingly true>

"*Sigh* Just untie me," I gave up on shouting trying now to reason with these mares and Breeze.

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My group of friends, well I can basically call them my group of friends since I usually hung around those five mares, Lyra, Bon Bon, Octavia, Vinyl and my mare-friend Ditzy that one colt other than myself SeaBreeze and I were actually like all friendly with each other. So we gathered around the cafeteria table and explained to them what really happened.

"Okay Graze, I love you but start talking, no pony just ends up on a bed tied up," Ditzy started off.

"So I'm sleeping right, dreaming of Ditzy and I well kissing," I wasn't ashamed to say that," and she said Cupcake, I knew something definitely was wrong,Ditzy doesn't use that word, it's like a sin against her Muffin bible, I immediately woke up and found Pinkie lying on top of me."

I edited that story, not lying so that Ditzy won't get vex at me nor Pinkie she was obviously not thinking clearly," And that's when I was shouting and screaming, Ditzy came and got SeaBreeze kicked open the door and then all of you flash mobbed my area, that's it." I explained to them my little dilemma.

"It's obvious Pinkie still has feelings for you," Octavia stated the obvious.

"Yea we know that Octy but what I wanna know is, HOW DID PINKIE ESCAPE??!!" Vinyl said, that was the question that mind fucked everyone furiously.

I simply said," It's Pinkie Pie we don't need to know or want to know BUT I am going to be talking to her at the Stadium benches, do not follow because I'm sure her Pinkie Sense will detect you, Understood?"

Everyone nodded," Okay now that's over with let's enjoy breakfast."

"Muffins!!"

"Yes Bright Eyes,muffins," I smiled and pecked her on the cheek, wrapping my wing around her keeping her close to me.

"Awww isn't that cute?" SeaBreeze said looking at us.

[ Haters gonna Hate]

<Maters gonna Mate>

{You two couldn't just let me enjoy this moment?}

[<NOPE>]

"Don't be jealous bro," I smiled at Ditzy," Best thing that ever happened to me, soon you will find that mare."

"Same here Muffin," she laid her head on my shoulders.

"So how is your leg? Still hurting?" Lyra asked with concern.

"Well yea and my whole body, that's basically why I couldn't push her off of me and also the fact that I was restrained but thank Celestia that it's the weekend so I can get over this problem today."

"Hopefully, I don't want Pinkie getting between us."

"I know hun same here."

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It was now afternoon and I planned out everything even how I was going to talk to Pinkie, every question she could have asked I would have an answer.

Hopefully she would be out of her drunken state so we could act like decent ponies without a reenactment of earlier this morning.

~Knock Knock~

"I'm coming! Jeez," Okay something was awfully wrong, her voice seemed less peppy and filled with grimace. The door opened and I could have placed my life on it that Pinkamena was going to answer.

Yup, I saved myself a trip to hell. It was Pinkamena but at the sight of me her mane poofed back up and she gained her bright pink color again and smile.

"Oh hiya Graze, what's up and sorry about this morning, I was kind of ... drunk" Pinkie admitted.

" Come with me, we are going to have a little walk and no I'm not mad, I just want to get a few things straight okay?" I tried keeping my voice from going into a deep tone because I wanted to be serious yet not make her sad.

"Okie Dokie Lokie," she chimed closing the door behind her and bouncing following in the direction I was walking.

We were now by the stadium and we sat next to each other on a bench. She looked confused and troubled that I brought her here, where Ditzy and I made out. DAMN! I picked the wrong setting for this too happen but too late.

I began," You know what you did this morning was wrong, right?"

"Yes and I'm really sorry Graze, really really I was a bit off, " she apologized with meaning so I let it slide for now.

"I know and that's why I forgive you but you know the line 'A drunk mare's words are her sober thoughts'?" She nodded.

"Good, please, tell me why do you feel so?" I knew the answer already but I wanted her to say it.

"Be-because I like you Graze," Good she had let it out, now we can begin," but I saw you kiss her after the match and I got extremely jealous, why her and not me'? I thought that first night you came we really bounded and you have two "splits" just like me"

"Because she is special," I said calmly.

"Retarded?" she questioned.

"NO NOT RETARDED!" she flinched as I lost my cool for a second , I hated that most ponies didn't understand her. I calmed down and placed a hoof on her shoulder saying " Pinkie, everypony is special, you and I are especially too but I knew because of that it would be six different ponies(Pinkie, Surprise, Pinkamena, Kill,Joy and myself) liking each other for different qualities don't you think that is bad for a relationship?"

She now understood where I was coming from why we couldn't be together, Pinkamena likes Kill and Surprise likes Joy, our minds would have been at war trying to figure out which part of her we would have loved most.

[Love is a very difficult thing ladies and gentlemen]

She understood and accepted the fact.

"Look Pinkie, you and I are still friends and that won't change but Ditzy is my marefriend and you have to be respect my decision and also that I love her, we all know there is a stallion out there for you, not being me but there is," I hoped that reassured her.

She nodded and smiled," Okay Graze I understand but we still friends right?"

" I never said we weren't I just wanted to get our stories straight.... Now come here for a hug," I embraced the pink pony for a few seconds, damn she really did smell like cotton candy. I moved back asking," Feeling better?"

Pinkie mhmm'ed positively with a nod.

"Good let's head home, it's getting kinda late."

"You betcha!,''

"And Pinkie....Don't ever try to rape me again,"

"It's not rape if you enjoy it, BYEEEE!!!! " and with that she was gone.

I walked alone to the entrance of the school when I heard a flap of wings above me," That was very kind of you hun," Ditzy now  landed by my side walking with me.

"Yea thanks it felt right."

"You do know that you need a place to stay since your door is broken......."

"Annnddddddd?" I asked knowing what I was going to hear.

"Anddddd I was hoping that you would stay with your loving marefriend for a few days until it got fixed,"

"YESSSS!! WOOHHOO!!" I flew into the air and did a barrel roll out of pure excitement.

"Woooww easy there Graze, I think I'm going to have to tie you to my bed."

"  Hahahahaha I think I will be enjoying that," I said, might I add truthfully.

We got closer to the entrance of the school when she stopped.

"Hey Graze, thanks for being such a faithful coltfriend, I know that most stallions would have taken that opportunity just for some free sex but I can see that you are really faithful.... Thank you"

"Oh it's nothi...." I was interrupted as Ditzy tackled me, replaying that part of my dream I enjoyed so much until minor issues. I was lying on the floor Ditzy on top of me both kissing each other as our tongues fought with each other playfully.

I cut her off," Maybe we can continue this in your room, just before security catches us, Deal?"

"Deal"

And with that we both ran off to her room and wasted the night away.

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