[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}

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I walked through the halls of the school bored and aimlessly looking forward to my bed. Suddenly I felt a tug on my shoulder. I turned around hoping it was Ditzy but then I saw this stallion, weird looking one, brown coat and complimented with a Blue and red streaked mane. He had a cutie mark of a hoof ball in shape of something closely related to an egg.

"Hey you must be Graze right? My name is SeaBreeze and I am part of the Hoof Ball team, I saw you just the other day in DodgeBall and you had a wicked throwing hoof." I paused looking at him, I knew what I was about to get myself into.

" Also I got this letter from Princess Celestia for you,"  He handed me the letter and I began to read it:

Dear Graze,

Since you are new at this school it is only mandatory that you take an extra curricular activity, one that suits your abilities. Since I heard talk about your Dodge Ball match against the Mane 6, which my prized student Twilight Sparkle was a part of. I felt bad as I remembered a huge red ball making unnecessary contact with her face, the letter continued," So we are going to make use of your talent placing you in the HoofBall team. You will be trained by SeaBreeze whose talent in this game is unremarkable and "special" as a pony. Also we will have seven exchange students coming in tomorrow morning, I would like you to guide these ponies and welcome them to our school. They shall only be here for a day and also, keep them out of trouble.

Your Highness,

Princess Celestia.

I placed the letter in my saddlebag and forwarded my attention to SeaBreeze," So when do we get started?"

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We were both walking to the centre of the hoofball field as I saw five other ponies practicing their drills, Rainbow Dash and AppleJack were racing, Big Macintosh and Braeburn were tackling heavy weighted dummies and Soarin was throwing hoof balls through hoops. The colts were all fitted with heavy material and the mares wore the same but smaller as their figures were smaller and more fragile. This game was obviously anything but soft.

"So I'm guessing you know the basics of HoofBall right?" SeaBreeze asked me.

"Of course but let's go through the ropes just in case I seem to have forgotten something," I said not wanting to look like a newbie in front of my team.

"Okay basically this game is all about getting this little egg shaped ball," my eyes diverted its attention to the ball," Wayyyyyyy across on that side. The team will obviously try to not let that happen, so they will retaliate and react upon that."

"What do you mean by react?" I asked curiously.

" Chase you down and tackle you...Hard," Okay I seemed to have lost interest already.

[ Ohh stop being such a little filly and get your ass in the game]

He then continued," We aren't allowed to fly, only glide across the field, the only time we get to fly is when the referee kicks the ball high in the air, and the pegasi from either team that get's the ball first has the advantage of well, just basically having the ball but after that the game continues as normal."

"Rules now, No flying above the goals. Teleporting magic can only be used to avoid a tackle and not for distance as that is quite unfair. If the ball fumbles you rush for it. Only tackle the person who has the ball. Understood?"

I nodded.

"Okay let's go over some game plans," with that he started thinking and a smaller version of him wearing glasses had appeared on his right shoulder with a folder that said "Game Plans"

[ Hey Joy, Graze you see that?]

< Yea looks like he seems to be like you and Pinkie >

{EXCEPT THIS ONE SEEMS TO BE QUIET AND HELPFUL}

[ Okay that one hurt]

{ Sorry but why does he only have one conscience isn't it usually two}

[That is what I want to find out]

<Let's go over and say hi>

Seabreeze's face expressed confusion of how two mini me's were coming across him.

"Don't worry bro these are my 'consciences', '' hoping that would relieve him I said,'' And also I can see yours too but why do you only have one?''

His mind was at ease and so he began to talk," Oh well I thought I was going crazy seeing three of you, but I only have one, I am more of a pony who thinks straight forward and very decisive."

"That explains alot but if your buddy there ever feels lonely or if your bored feel free to come by dorm number forty three," We both looked over to Kill and Joy as they interacted with yet the mini version of SeaBreeze but the only thing different but the two was that his conscience's mane's colors were in opposite order, not Red covering Blue but Blue covering Red.

"Cool, I will hold you up to that by the way his name is Madden," he introduced the name of his conscience and continued," so what about these game plans and let's get to practice."

-------------The next morning--------------

I stood infront of the school bright and early in fatigue from yesterday's practice.

"What is talking these ponies so long?" With that said a bright flash of light marveled the area around me, five ponies and one alicorn..... WAIT AN ALICORN!?

"Let me guess, the exchange students? My name is Razor Graze," I introduced myself.

[That's fucked up] Kill stated as I observed all seven bizarre ponies. One cyan blue zebra, wait no. It had wings. Pegasus. Wait no. It had stripes. Zebra. Okay it looked more like a Pegasus. This cyan blue Pegasus wore goggles with a mane of black and red wearing black clothing complimented with black boots,"Hello, my name is Girokon."

Another was a murky green unicorn with a blue mane covering one eye. He seemed high and so laid back."Yo bro, I'm Mellow Haze but call me Greg." Pretty Normal to me.

Next was a purple pegasus with spiky yellow hair. He had a devious grin," I'm Purple Blaze."

The alicorn which stood tallest of all them, was brown and had a black and grey mane with a Golden Bracelet on his left foreleg. " Pleased to meet you, I am Iron Clad."

"Rendan but call me Seth," A white pegasus, with the red and white mane responded as I looked at him," Fearanger but I rather Zorrow," a grey earth pony claimed but his mane was almost metallic with colors which looked like grey and a slight gold.

" Okay well as stated before, I am Razor Graze but just call me Graze, I will just be assisting you guys for today from class to class. Oh princess Celestia said stay out of troub..." My speech was interupted with a pie to the face. Something wasn't right...... My eyes began to burn and my hooves flailed all over the place.... I tasted...Salt. I rubbed my eyes enduring the pain and stood quiet. "Just follow me." I was already pissed off at eight in the morning. I was going to get that purple one back... definitely. Today wasn't going to be quiet or normal at all.

-------------------------English Class-------------------------------

I was right today wasn't normal but extremely fun. Every class they managed to be in was left with an angry teacher and confusion. I remembered distinctly that during one of our English discussions, Greg gave a topic of which type of pony was best to "Mate" with, saying that in the most censored way of putting it...But dear Celestia! Mellow Haze went on and on about how he would have sex with each one. I was too busy laughing with the other five. We were all enjoying the moment even though we got in trouble afterwards. One hundred lines was not much too write. Girokon apologized for his actions I shrugged it off and told him," Pshhtt bro it's alright once it's fun and hell that was extremely funny."

-----------------------History--------------------------------------------

Well I won't lie but history is a very boring subject. We all slept on our desks bored as... well as Girokon mentioned, "Bored as Fuck." So it wasn't nearly as fun but hey, I could have used the rest for my Hoofball match, I still didn't even know who were playing against.

---------------------------Mathematics------------------------------

Okay this was actually fun because the whole class participated. First of all Mr. Pythagoras was on the board with a problem such as' If a pegasus flies this fast and in that direction and another the same at a different speed heading the same direction'. We honestly didn't pay attention but I must say Fredric was, something about his marefriend going to test him on what he learned.

[Pussy-whipped]

But then one of "them" took a paper ball and threw it at the professor. Pythagoras was blinded with fury that someone disrupted his class. I recall him saying, " Who threw that? If you don't own up I will keep you back a--" He was then cut off by this massive paper ball, twice the size of any pony and with a coat of green magic it flew at a dangerous speed at his direction. The poor bastard didn't even see it coming.

"Hahahahaha that was frickin' hilarious," Rendan and Zorrow laughed.

"Hahaha Razor you better be thanking me, looks like you don't have maths for a week," Mellow Haze said trying to contain his laughter.

"Hahaha thanks man, Up high!" I demanded a bro-hoof for that one.

-CLOP* BZZZTTTTTTTT-

Greg was electrocuted by my Joy Buzzer. "Hahahaha oldest trick in the book," *Fwwwit* " Hey who threw that?" I said looking at a piece of crumpled paper.

Girokon was laughing as he threw a paper ball up and down with a hoof. *Fwwwwit*

I retaliated but he dodged as it hit Rarity," OHHH.IT.IS.ON!" Using her magic she ripped out six pages and aimed at all of us. Some missed and hit other students, soon the whole class was in on it.

*Crumple* *Fwittt* *Crumple* Fwit* Every single student was a target and everyone was enjoying themselves.

~~~~~Rinnnnnggggg~~~~~~~

We all rushed to the cafeteria leaving the class littered with paper balls and an unconscious teacher.

<Don't worry he's gonna live>

In the cafe I joined Ditzy and introduced her to my acquaintances. I looked at Purple Blaze," You pie her in the face and I will eat your fucking limbs."

He nodded looking back at Zorrow who was eyeing down Applejack half way across the room. A huge shadow blocked his light," Hey you're blocking my....light," he turned around whimpering at the sight of Big Macintosh.

"Ah don't really approve of ya eyeing down muh lil' sis like that."

"I'm not eyeing her down, I'm observing," Zorrow said with a smartass tone feeling accomplished.

"Oh really ya know wa' I think?" Big Mac said with a hint of rage.

"What?"

Greg and Seth looked as a ragdoll body flew halfway across the cafeteria laughing at the replay of the joke set in another universe.

Seth walked up to him,'' Even in this universe bro, you still don't have a chance...May Celestia have mercy on your soul.''

"Ah Fuck you bro," *SPLAT* he grabbed a plate filled with food off the counter and hit Seth exactly in the face.

And with that began the reenactment of Math's class, but with food. Thank Celestia Ditzy and I ate before the chaos began yet, she was ripped inside knowing that those wonderful muffins were being wasted, treated as ammo.

----------------------The HoofBall Match- Night -----------------------------

The entire school was in the stands waiting patiently for the match to begin. Huge bright lights lit the entire field. I was inside the locker room putting on my gear praying Celestia for an easy match. We had gone through the game plans SeaBreeze and I and we were ready to kick some ass. Whose we didn't know.

I was about to enter the field when Ditzy appeared," Wait! Graze don't get hurt outside there okay?" and with that we shared a kiss. I left happy towards the field with my team and Ditzy did as well to the stands.

*Stomp Stomp Clop* *Stomp Stomp Clop* *Stomp Stomp Clop*  The rhythm of the crowd went, cheering our school. One referee was going over the rules with us. I glanced across to see that our opponents were going over the rules with the referee.

Oh Shit! It was the exchange students! And they had a Unicorn and an Alicorn we were deeply fucked and placed at a bad disadvantage.

"Don't worry we can do this, just keep your eyes on the ball. It's why we practice," SeaBreeze was reassuring me.

We huddled together in a circle as SeaBreeze gave a speech,'' Okay we came here today to win! Only to win! We have the best hoofballers Equestria can provide and I have faith in you all. So. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"

"WIN!!" We all responded.

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?"

"WIN!!!!"

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO !!!??"

[ Fuck Mares]

"FUCK MAR..." I was the only one alone and embrassed,".....I MEAN WIN!!!!"

"ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS!!!"

"YEAAAAAAHH!!" We all responded.

Our team, Big Mac, Brae Burn, AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, Soarin, Sea Breeze and I walked halfway of the field marking one hundred meeting up with the the exchange students. At the left and right borders of the field the numbers went up in ten's until there was a rectangle representing our goals.

"Alright I want a clean match from both of you," The referee said. " You know the rules, let's try and keep this fair.''

We stood silent to show that we agreed.

Before we started I shook Girokon's hooves as a sign of sports-mare-ship showing him that even after the match we were still going to be friends.

We walked to the Ten point mark, as Rainbow Dash and Girokon stood near the zero mark facing each other.

The referee threw the ball in the air and when it came back down he bucked it sky-high, passing at least four stadium heights.

With that sound of the kick, Rainbow Dash flew towards the ball, Girokon matching her speed. They both passed the ball as it stopped mid-air and plummeted towards the Earth. They followed, straining their wings a white cone formed around them separately. The vacuum of the air was tightening and with an extra push of their back legs they exceeded their limits. The cone had been broken.

The sound barrier had been broken and there it was THE SONIC RAINBOOM AND THE SHADOW BLAST AT THE SAME TIME! IT WAS A REMARKABLE SIGHT TO SEE! The flaming ends of the rainbow scorched the skies in contest with the black and red . This was when shit gets real. The whole crowd stood in awe at  it but sadly we stood keeping our eyes glued the ball as it crashed into the Earth. Both pegasi drew out their wings as a sudden brakes before coming too close to the full escaping death.

The ball bounced high due to the amount of pressure when it landed. I rushed towards it, jumped and caught it. I rushed towards the end of their field, Girokon still at the speed of the Shadow Blast rushed towards me. Looking back at him, the only thing I saw was this rainbow trail and he was on the floor. Rainbow had tackled him, surprisingly it did not do any damage to him but only restrained him.

"LOOK AT THAT SUCKER GO, HE'S AT 60...50.....40.....30....OHHHHH HE GOT PINNED, HE GOT PINNED," Luna announced as the commentator with no need for a microphone.

I was tackled by Purple Blaze, releasing the ball in the air, a trail of Purple Flames followed his path as the ball floated mid-air. That pegasus was frickin' fast. I landed on my back from the hit with all breath from my lungs gone.

[COME ON GET UP GRAZE GET UP!!!]

< DON'T STOP LET'S GO>

"Come on Graze GET UP!" SeaBreeze shouted.

With the encouragement of my consciences and new friend they had given me the will to fight. I stood on one hoof and let out my wings. And with that I was off, gliding above the surface of the field, my teammates tackling off anyone who got close to me. A trail of black tribal flames covering my path, extinguishing the purple as I picked up speed.

"YES HE IS UP! AND HE IS GAINING DISTANCE!!" Luna shouted.

I was right behind his mane, just a few inches more and *Poof*. Wait, Poof? I was blinded by a green haze as that green  pony Mellow Haze teleported me. I slowed down as my eyes burned from the haze. I looked at the goal and there it was purple Blaze had scored.

E.H - 0       Guest- 7   is what the scoreboard showed.

My eyes burned but I was still willing to play. Both teams were at the hundred mark again, the ball on our side this time.

" 10 - 43 HUT HUT!" The game started. The ball was kicked towards me and I was given a decision to throw to someone or to run. I threw the ball to Big Macintosh flying pass him. He gave chase after the ball at incredible speed for such a stallion of his size. The ball was then intercepted by the Alicorn with the help of his wings. Macintosh jumped and tackled Fredric mid-air.

"HOW IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?!" Rendan shouted going after the ball as it fumbled.

Macintosh had recovered and got the ball tackling off Rendan and anypony else who opposed.

<HOLY SHIT HE IS A FRICKIN TANK, GO BIC MAC GO!!>

"THERE HE IS, TACKLING ANYONE IN HIS PATH.... 60... 50... GREG IS DOWN!!...40.. ..30....20.....10..... TOUCHDOWN!!!!"

We all stood in awe at the legendary power of the Apple stallion.

"YEAAAA BIG MAC WOOHOOO!!!" Lyra and Bon Bon cheered.

"TOUCHDOWNN!!!!!" Octavia exclaimed as the game got the best of her.

[ THE FUCK? IS HE ON STEROIDS?!!]

" WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ON STEROIDS?" Zorrow said astonishingly.

E.H - 7      GUEST - 7

We were at the midpoint of the field again. The ball on their side.

" 22, 34 hut!" Girokon kicked the ball behind him to Fredric, the alicorn.

He then charged to us like a berserk rhino, passing the thirty mark Big Mac and AppleJack rushed up to him trying to tackle him from both sides and at the last second he teleported infront of the crash, following the rules and out of danger.

Soarin was higher up in the field making a quick dash, providing us with a line of smoke at the twenty yard mark. We didn't need unicorn magic when we had Pegasi tricks. The alicorn had no choice and rushed through the smoke. He then stopped realizing that his hooves felt heavier a few seconds ago. The ball was gone from his hooves and now in mine as I raced down eighty yards.

"COME ON GRAZE YOU CAN MAKE IT!! GOOOO GOO!!!!" I heard the sound of Ditzy encouraging me and with that I trotted with my wings cutting through the wind providing me with a side to side barrier from the opposing team. Rainbow and Seabreeze galloped beside me giving me back up.

"FIFTY YARDS!!", I was halfway there.

"FORTY YARDS!!". Girokon appeared with a smirk on his face.

"THIRTY YARDS!!''. Greg appeared, I wasn't falling for that same trick again.

"TWENTY YARDS!!'. I curved my right wing as it grasped the air inside of it giving me a drift around the cloud of smoke.

"TEN YARDS!!". Girokon rushed me, I paused from running, dodging the attack and ran again.

"FIVE YARDS!!!".

"GOOOO GRAZE GOOO!!!!'' Ditzy cheered.

"TOUCH DOWN!!!!"

I slammed the ball on the floor for a victory gloat. The crowd went wild, Octavia, Vinyl, Bon Bon and Lyra cheered," RAZOR GRAZE!...RAZOR GRAZE!"

-------------Half-time---------------------

E.H- 14        Guest - 7

"Come on guys! WE CAN WIN THIS, IT'S JUST LIKE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!" Girokon exclaimed.

What was American Football I didn't know. What was a foot I didn't know but we had a game to play.

"The Exchange Students" had the ball again and with a kick of a ball to Zorrow the match had begun. Zorrow galloped with the ball Rendan and Girokon beside him. " COME ON WE GOTTA TOUCHDOWN!" Rendan shouted.

They were both focused and concentrated on the game as they charged with the ball. The Apple Family charged towards them.

"FORTY YARDS!!" Luna announced as Big Macintosh tackled Girokon but evaded as he jumped with the help of his wings over the red stallion.

"THIRTY YARDS!!" Brae Burn took out Rendan.

AppleJack was galloping towards Zorrow and he suddenly he slowed down. He stopped and stared, envisioning AppleJack rushing towards him for a hug and as she got closer and closer to him, reality struck him or maybe it was just AppleJack's hoof knocking him and the ball out of his grasp.

Girokon intercepted and ran towards our goal. SeaBreeze appeared at the twenty mark and headbutted Girokon, both in a daze seeing stars as the ball dropped.

Everyone was now lined up at the twenty mark, the ball belonging to "The Exchange". The ball was kicked to Zebra-Pegasus, giving up the option of throwing the ball, he ran dodging Brae Burn and Soarin from both left and right, he jumped over AppleJack as she made a head on tackle and spun around me criss crossing his way towards the goal avoiding all attacks.

TouchDown.

E.H - 14   Guest - 14

This was our final ten minutes on the clock and we were tied neck to neck. SeaBreeze looked extremely serious. This was his special talent and he was not going to lose.

The crowd was quiet, the tension built in the air. A simple hoof clopping began the beat.

*Stomp Stomp Clop*

More hooves joined in. *Stomp Stomp Clop* *Stomp Stomp Clop* *Stomp Stomp Clop*

Soon the whole stadium had the Rhythm going.

We were surrounded by the cheer of our school behind us. We were not going to lose.

We stood quiet and focused blocking out all noise as we were fixated on the game and so was the other team but we had something with us, our school.

The ball was kicked towards me, I gripped it and ran after shooting it towards SeaBreeze, he caught the ball and ran to their goal. We went all out, I galloped faster than any of me team, Rainbow Dash keeping up with her wings beside me.

Greg was running towards SeaBreeze with his horn aglow, I tackled him before he could cast that spell. I tackled the slight body of him as it let a fine green cloud, but not a haze or a cloud of it this time. His spell failed and my eyes burned, I tripped towards the floor as I lost my balance.I tried getting up but my right hind leg was useless and broken.

"FOUR MINUTES ON THE CLOCK."

[ WE ARE SO CLOSE GET UP GRAZE, GET UP, COME ON !!!!! DON'T QUIT NOW]

< YOU HAVE WINGS, GLIDE! GLIDE!!!>

"GET UP GRAZE PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!!" Ditzy shouted, it pained her to see me like this.

I couldn't stop here with the blur in my eyes, I ran constantly blinking tears from pain and as well that it was trying to get any unfamiliar element out of my system.

"THREE MINUTES!"

I got on my three legs and spread my wings. I flapped furiously trying to catch up with Rainbow Dash.

Zorrow and Rendan side by side went head on towards SeaBreeze. Rainbow had swung her hooves taking them both out with her knocking them and herself to the floor as she lost balance and momentum.

"TWO MINUTES REMAINING!"

I nearly caught up to SeaBreeze passing the crash, "RUN SEABREEZE RUN!!!" Rainbow Dash shouted.

"ONE MINUTE REMAINS!"

Fredric stood the only obstacle I saw worth a challenge. He charged towards SeaBreeze.

"FORTY FIVE SECONDS"

I flapped my wings furiously and passed SeaBreeze with an urge to kill (metaphorically speaking). Kill and Joy were focused on what was happening, concentrating and working together. The Spark inside me relit from since the dodgeball match.

I gained unremarkable speed as I charged the towering Alicorn a black flame covering my path.

" THIRTY SECONDS" Forty yards remained.

Purple Blaze rushed me with a furious dash of my head, I headbutted him and flew towards Fredric. With unbelievable speed I was going head on with him.

"TEN SECONDS" TWENTY YARDS LEFT.

*Thud*

It had been done, I tackled Fredric and both of us went down, I was in immense pain when my broken foot touched the floor. It was painful as HELL. OH CELESTIA WHY! The pain was immense but I looked forward to see my partner dodge  the last person Girokon as he jumped over landing in the rectangle box right before the clock had hit zero.

*UURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

A klaxon went off signalling that the game was over and the crowd went wild.

E.H- 21    Guest -14

The sacrifice I made was for the greater good of my time but at what cost. I looked at my broken leg and a shadow overcasted my light. It was Girokon holding out a hoof,  I grabbed it and we walked to where both teams had conjured communicating with each other about the game.

"Don't worry we gonna get that fixed," he reassured me.

Ditzy Doo with the other mares rushed towards me in concern. Girokon laid me on the bench where Greg was casting a bone wielding spell.

[Sounds painful]

"Don't worry it's not gonna hurt, but first let me get a blunt," Greg said.

"NO GREG! NO BLUNTS! NO WEED!" Girokon ordered, he looked over to Ditzy and whispered something to her.

She now sat by my side holding my hoof. This was really touching and kind of her. *SNAP*

I screamed louder than Luna's Canterlot Voice in pain," AHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!"

Ditzy stood and smiled at me. I got on my hoofs as she assisted me and kissed me on the cheek," That's for the broken leg." She then kissed me on my lips," That's for winning the game."

"Alright Alright Don't need to rub it in" Girokon said.

And with that the team with the group of mares headed over to the front of the school.

"Thanks Graze, today was really fun and I hope we can meet up sometime," Girokon said," Oh and by the way the guys and I want a rematch. Thanks again for everything bro."

"Anytime, when you are ready we will whoop your ass,"

"Ahahaha We will see about that,"

Girkon /)* (\ Graze.

We had exchanged bro hoofs and were on our separate ways.

Greg readied his teleportation spell back to where they came from," OH wait I almost forgot something!" Greg shouted.

He ran towards me quickly and shot his leg towards my nuts kicking them with intense force. I was in the floor squealing as he ran back towards the group now waving goodbye."

"SEE YA LATER!!" They all said.

"GREG YOU BITCH!!!!!"

And with that a flash of light came from Greg's horn and they were all gone.

"Come on let's get you some rest." Ditzy held me up and put her wing around me as she walked me to my room.

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