[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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" WAITER!" Charge slammed his empty shot glass on the table asking for more of the Skittles beverage. Another was filled and set flying down the bar table.

" WAAAAIIIITTTOOOORRRR!!" Chase exclaimed waving his empty glass in the air signaling he was ready for another shot.

Both of them were buzzed by the first sip of this addictive alcohol and were now addicted by the second only with one proper functioning sense left, to order more Skittles.

Both Chase and Charge chugged their drinks slamming their glasses on the table upside down, teachers side by side with hooves around each others necks both chimmed simultaneously," WAIITTEERRR~"

Two more glasses were sent as the process began over and over again, lather, rinse, wash, repeat.

" Oh waiter," Chaser seductively said unzipping his jacket touching his scar as he placed his body on the table," Give me your skittles."

" WAITER!" Charge demanded slamming his hoof making all the shot glasses shoot up in the air forming a perfect pyramid stacked upon each other.....How was that...I don't even....

Both of them sat by each others side with their drinks looking at Luna and Anarchy totally drunk out of their minds making out with each other, slipping tongues and shit," Mmmmmm yeah," Chaser and Charge expressed in unison smiling at their two marefriends.

" Yum," was the only thing Mr. Charge said as he watched the two lovely females make out.

Chaser then got a slap of reality," Luna how could you be making out with..." he paused for a second. And oops there goes gravity," Wait, how do I feel about this again?"

Not even looking at the two stallions, Anarchy pulled an imaginary rope splashing invisible water on Luna and herself giving each a wet mane adding to their sexual appeal.

* SPRUNG* Wingboners all around! " Dude, Charge, dude," Chaser tugged at Charge.

".........." There was a long pause between Charge and Chaser," Yeah?"

" They look so hot man. I want to look hot to, can we you know?" Chaser said obviously drunk.

" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Charge laughed uncontrollably killing every baby turtle that once existed, he then smiled," Maybe but first, let us drink til we can't feel feelings!"

" HUZZAH!" Chaser exclaimed.

-----------------------One drink later--------------------------

This scene actually needed translations as we do not know what the actual fuck these two were saying.

" Harmarwarargharlareh," Chaser....said? ( Why didn't you just fuck Ivory man?)

" Ahmasonaghaloriyena," Charge replied still speaking in drunken tongue. ( Because it was their choice of life. The answer to life and everything is forty two. If you take a die and add all of its dots, your answer will be twenty one. 21+ 21 =42, which is literally 2 die. Thus the answer to life and everything is to die."

" Samenamenaehehwakawakaeheh," Chaser responded. (???????????????) His attention was then attracted to a karoake machine on stage," THEY HAVE KAROAKE!" ( THEY HAVE KAROAKE! )

" Oh yes," Charge said softly ( AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!)

The two drunken ponies galloped to the stage and looked for their favorite song, somewhat of their blood rushed to their brain in excitement giving them slight control of their lips and tongues regaining the ability to speak," DUDE! DUDE! THAT ONE!"

" This is so classic, let's fuck this shit up!" Charge announced and pressed play.

Chaser:

Just a small town mare, livin' in a lonely world

She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Charge:

Just a city colt, born and raised in south Detroit

He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Chaser:

A singer in a smokey room

Charge:

A smell of wine and cheap perfume

For a smile they can share the night

Chaser and Charge:

It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard

Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlights ponies, living just to find emotion

Hiding, somewhere in the night.

Chaser:

Working hard to get my fill,

Charge:

Everybody wants a thrill

Chaser:

Payin' anything to roll the dice,

Just one more time

Charge:

Some will win, some will lose

Chaser:

Some were born to sing the blues

Chaser and Charge:

Oh, the movie never ends

It goes on and on and on and on

(Chorus)

Don't stop believin'

Hold on to the feelin'

Streetlights ponies

Don't stop believin'

Hold on

Streetlight ponies

Don't stop believin'

Hold on to the feelin'

Streetlights ponies

Anarchy and Luna stood in the crowd cheering their coltfriends as the song had ended and sadly to say, they sounded NOTHING like that you had just heard. Both Charge and Chaser were on their knees headbanging and screaming loudly and occasionally profanities into the mic," GOODNIGHT MANEHATTAN! GIVE US YOUR VIRGINITY!" Charge screamed into the mic.

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*THUD* All three ponies and draconiquis were thrown out of J.Marelones," Charge, I'm hungry!" Anarchy said crying into Charge's coat as he gripped onto her and embraced her crying as well, yes, they were that drunk.

" Don't worry, if it turns to anything, we can eat Chaser."

" I think I wanna eat out, if you know what I mean," Chaser said looking at Luna who was staring at a certain store. Her eyes opened wide in amazement as she watched upon the pizza eatery but that wasn't her target, it was the machine inside, Dance Dance Revolution. Every other pony and Anarchy stared at the store for at least ten minutes with their eyes opened wider and wider awing in it's glory as all of their fancies have been tickled.

Luna cried tears of joy as she gazed upon the machine," Is this real life or is this just fantasy?"

" I don't know but I just want to shake what momma gave me," Anarchy said flying towards the eatery as the others did as well.

Anarchy and Luna were the first to touch base on the machine while Charge and Chaser ordered a pizza with....well, they were drunk, they don't know what they were ordering," AND I WANT HOT SAUCE! AND HAY! AND GARLIC SAUCE! AND BANANAS! AND PICKLES! AND SKITTLES! AND EVERYTHING! PUT EVERYTHING ON IT!" Charge said like a little child.

" No, you only get to choose one! Only one!" Chaser argued.

" BUT! BUT! I'M ONE THOUSAND YEARS OLD! AND I WANT EVERYTHING!" Charge complained.

" Stop your whining," Chaser said.

Charge then gave Chaser the old 'Oh no you didn't face' ," I am not whining! I am complaining! Do you want to see whining?" Charge then cleared his throat and whined," This is whining~ The harness is too tight~ It's going to chafe, can't you loosen it, ugghhh it hurts!"

" What the fuck man, where are you? Sounds like a bucking rape dungeon."

" I don't know anymore, but can we get everything?"

" What was my last answer?" Chaser asked too clarify.

" No?"

" Then yes, you get everything," Chaser said giving in.

" I love you Cloud," Charge replied hugging Chaser.

" And I love you too freaky bat pony thing," Chaser said embracing Charge. The two soon ended their snuggle fest and walked as best as they could have to the two females trying to play DDR.

" How do you even use two feet on this thing! They have eight steps!" Anarchy complained being at a disadvantage trying to synchronize her steps with the machine.

" I don't know! I am royalty we don't dance like Celestia's Twilight Sparkle!" Luna said missing every step of the game clumsily.

" Order 69! Oder 69!" The counter pony shouted.

" THAT'S US MAN!" Charge exclaimed.

" Luna, Anarchy tag out!" Chaser exclaimed as both Charge and himself switched with their two marefriends as the song continued.

Somehow Charge and Cloud were on fire getting perfects as if being drunk helped them. "Okay man this is the slow part!" Cloud then sang part of the song as he danced," I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me, I still feel your touch in my dreams, forgive me my weakness but I don't know why, without you it's hard to survive!"

" Here comes the hard part!" Charge shouted and then sang," 'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling ,And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last, I need you by my side."

HOLY SHIT! THEY WERE BOTH GETTING PERFECTS! All of their four hooves were beating rapidly on the machine as the song went faster so did the beats.

Chaser closed his eyes hitting all perfect steps," 'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling! And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly! Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last, I need you by my side!"

Charge then joined in," Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static. And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky. Can't you hear my heart beat so? I can't let you go, I want you in my life."

Chaser was going a bit too fast as the song progressed, he made an accidental slip and sprained his hip, he fell to the  floor in pain and whimpered," Why!? WHY AM I SO BUCKING OLD! THAT'S IT I'M GOING HOME TO MOMMY!" Chaser said crawling on the floor.

* Que dramatic scene*

Charge stopped his game and stood in front of Chaser," Cloud, I'm sorry to say this but--"

" No! NOT YOU TOO MAN! I LOVED-ED YOU!" Chaser said crying.

" I know," Charge said trying to hold his tears," But listen to me, your mother is dead."

" YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT?! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!" *WHAP* Chaser slapped Charge.

Charge took the hit as if it was nothing," Chaser listen to me, you are going to live a long beautiful life making sexual self portraits of yourself and selling them to orphanages but right now, we need you, Luna and your daughter Anarchy needs you," he said pointing to them both.

" I am not the father," Chaser repeated looking at Anarchy as he crawled towards her, he then looked her in the eyes," Anarchy, I know that you're old now and I think it's time that you knew, Luna and I are both ponies, we aren't your real parents."

" WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME FOR SO MANY YEARS!" Anarchy exclaimed. Honestly, this was how drunk they were.

" I thought you would have figured out by now, we look nothing alike," Chaser admitted.

Anarchy then looked at her paw and then Chaser's hoof," How could I have been so blind?! All these years and--"

* DING DING* " PIZZA'S READY!"

" YAY! PIZZA!!" All three adults except for Chaser shouted as he still crawled.

* End Dramatic Scene *

" Mmm, where do you think you're going?" Luna asked as she chewed on her slice of pizza which I am sure would have given any regular pony a trip to get their stomach pumped.

" I think I just want to go home and wallow in my old age before I die," Chaser said still sorrowing over his sprained hip, not actually caused by old age.

" Fine, mmm, go home old time," Anarchy swallowed her pizza," I guess you're going to miss the boxer raid."

" Boxer raid?" Chaser repeated and stood up straight ignoring the pain," you're talking about Graze right? Razor Graze?"

" Yeah," Anarchy said.

" And you're talking about raiding his closet, for his underpants, right?"

" Oh yeah," Anarchy replied.

" WELL COUNT ME IN!" Chaser shouted.

" HUZZAH! SECRET BUTT FUN!" Luna shouted in her Royal Canterlot Voice readying her teleportation spell.

" Literally," Charge said before teleporting leaving the box of pizza behind.

*Bzzzttt Ping*

All four creatures were now in my living room but were very cautious of how they walked seeing Aroma and I on the floor," Shhhhh," Chaser hissed as he tip hoofed to my closet and opened it. Dozens of clothes and underwear were found as he pulled out a pair of white boxers imprinted with muffins," Jackpot!" He whispered to the other ponies," How much do we take?"

Charge then smiled evilly," All. We take all of his boxers and party like we never did before."

Luna tip hoofed to Chaser's side grabbing all of my underwear within her magical grasp.

" *GASP* SOMEONE'S TOUCHING MY PORN!" I shouted as I was sleep talking.

" Quickly! Before he gets up!" Luna said teleporting all of the teachers away from my room with all of my underwear. As if life wasn't difficult enough for me with ponies trying to take my clothes off.

.......Sick mother fuckers.......

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