[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

RedCross' Fic

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Omnius, Cross and Shadow all sat on their wheeled chairs except for the principal himself who used his office chair with the ability to spin. Omnius was now about to explain the rules of the game as they all patiently awaited at the starting line at  the beginning of a slope.

" Okay ponies, this game is simple, first pony to reach cafeteria wins," Omnius simply explained as he handed out three books to each pony all being given the same colors of green, red and blue," To make this game more fun, I 'found' Mr. Charge's secret book collection, sadly, poor babies were collecting dust, Celestia knows why though. BUT! They can't be too deadly, right?"

" And what exactly are we going to use these books for?" Cross asked patiently sitting on his chair.

" Well, what else are we going to use as but offensive?" Principal Shadow Mark said as he stopped spinning on his chair paying attention to the rules.

" Shadow is correct, we are going to throw these books at one another to make the game a bit more interesting," Omnius responded," Just for fun ya know?"

" All right! Let's get this race started!" Cross said ready as Principal Shadow just smirked at how badly he thought they were going to lose.

" Three!" Omnius shouted sitting upon his chair," Two!" They all leaned preparing themselves as they held the cushion of their seat," One!" All their legs touched the floor waiting for the push off," GO!" AND THEY'RE OFF!

All three of them rolled down the slope catching speed as they descended the school's easy access wheel chair zone....Yeah, don't park your chariots in those handicapped yellow spaces now.

Shadow Mark had spread out his wings cutting through the air resistance giving him an extra boost shooting passed Omnius and Red Cross, upon closer inspection, one would have noticed a scar on Shadow's,' I know I can't fly well with it but at least I can glide.'

" Oh buck!" Red Cross shouted putting his game face on, he too spread out his fully capable wings accelerating and soon passing both Omnius and the principal.

All three ponies on their racing stools were now at maximum speed down a straight path except for Omnius and his lack of wings. Omnius saw as Red shot by and grabbed a green book," I don't know what the buck you do! But here's to good luck!" He flung the book spinning defying all laws of physics and gravity as it took straight aim to where he had thrown it. Only by a pure chance of luck did Red look back to see how far his opponent was but to only see a green book flying directly towards him.

Red suddenly made a quick lean to the left dodging the book which aimed for the next pony within it's straight path, the principal.

* POW* The book had made instant contact with the Shadow spinning his chair out of control, losing balance and headed straight into wall," Ugh buck," he said rubbing his head only to realize Omnius had passed him.

Next pony on Omnius' list was Red and the distance between them was lessening every second that passed," Oh no you don't!" Red shouted and flung a blue book behind him........*Thud* The book only dropped as nothing happened, not giving any fucks whatsoever," WHAT?!"

" HA!" Omnius shouted watching the blue book thud," NOW TAKE THIS!" Omnius then took a red book throwing at Cross.

" That same trick won't work on me janitor pony," Cross said with smug watching back at the book as he made a quick turn," WAIT WHAT?!"  THE BOOK WAS ACTUALLY FOLLOWING HIM! " MR. CHARGE! WHY DO YOU FUCKING KEEP THESE BOOKS?!" Cross shouted but nevertheless, he had to keep his eyes on the road or more preferred, the hallway as the next turn was an extremely sharp corner to the left. Red Cross opened out his right wing which held onto the air curling it and using it as a drift making a successful turn within the view of the cafeteria doors . He looked back and forth at the red book as it tried to keep up with his sudden drift but fell out of corner hitting a bright yellow student with a red mane.

Poor stallion didn't see it coming.....Anyways, at this point principal Shadow Mark pushed the chair with his head as he galloped trying to make up lost ground, he saw the student who had just fallen from the red book's impact. " MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" He shouted only with the game on his mind using his back as a stool and jumped back onto his chair. " Pray to Celestia that you work," he said grabbing the blue book, kissed it and took aim at Omnius.

The book made a quick whisper before it was thrown,' The first shall become last', the book then zipped up from his hoof and zipped through every single turn those two ponies ahead had made with extreme precision leaving behind a blue trail.

" Oh fuck," Omnius said accepting his faith as the blue book approached him and then passed him," What the...."

The sound of something ominous as it cut through the air making a distinct sound attracted Cross' attention, he watched as the blue book make a quick circle above him and dived bomb him and his chair.

* KA-BOOM*

The book literally exploded leaving behind a small blue colored blast zone spreading no more than one metre. Knowing how fucked he was, he didn't say a word.

Omnius flew past him with his rolling chair, laughing and said," Hahahaha, I'm not cleaning that shit up!" And burst through the cafeteria doors. Second pony to pass through those doors was Principal Shadow Mark spinning on his office chair celebrating second place making quite a come back while the last pony to enter was Cross from a fatal accident with his half burnt chair with the wheels still intact," I CALL A REMATCH!"

" OH YOU GOT IT!" Omnius and Shadow Mark shouted.

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One hour later, Aroma, Vine and Anarchy were spending a little girl time together.....May it be forced or willingly.

"  I mean it Aroma, no means no," Anarchy rejected," You can force Vine but not me!"

" Hey! I'm not liking this as much as anypony else!" Vinetion exclaimed wearing a frilly dress with cute butterflies,".....I just got out bribed."

" Please! Please! Please!" Aroma begged down at Anarchy's feet.

" No, simply just no," Anarchy rejected once again.

" But....But.... Y-you made Graze and I fight! W-why Ms. Anarchy!? Don't you love your students?" Aroma began to cry," I-I don't like fighting my b-brother! A-and y-you forced me!"

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I sat in the theaters watching as Daring Do escaped from two red Gemini ponies until suddenly, I felt a twitch in my ear ,' Something's wrong with Aroma!'

[ Ease up bro, maybe it's just those two ponies fucking in the back ]

< Ugh, get a room >

*Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK.....squeak.......squeak........squeak........*

[ FINALLY! THEY FINISHED! ] Kill shouted with some glee [ Look Graze, just watch the show, the good part is happening ]

{ Maybe you're right.... Yet again....}

[ Graze, just watch the damn movie, it's been a long time we got a fucking break....Break... I miss that dude ] Kill sobbed a bit.

< Yeah, I sorta miss Dawn as well > Joy joined in the sad fest.

[ ....OH WELL! BACK TO THE MOVIES! ]

< AWWW YEAH! >

{ It amazes me how fast you guys get over things. }

*POW* ' GRAZE SHUT THE FUCK UP!' Mr. Charge's conscience walked over punching Kill and Joy, ' I AM TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE!'

[ ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! FUCK, GIVE US A BREAK! ]

< Sorry!>

*Squeak Squeak Squeak--*

[ OH FUCK IT ALL! ]

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" Aroma, stop crying! " Anarchy said as Aroma was making a scene in the clothing store.

" For shame on you!" A random pony walked by watching as it all happened.

Anarchy continuously glanced left and right thinking what to do," ALRIGHT! FINE! YOU WIN!"

" *SQUEE* Really?!" Aroma said overjoyed as she used her tribal flame magic from her horn taking a quick pass over her face as it evaporated all tears while changing her mood almost instantly.

" Damn, she's good," Vinetion admitted sipping on her mocha chiller which still did not finish over the past hour.

* WOOSH!*

The frilly dress magically teleported due to Aroma's flamed magic ( Somehow undamaged, that's just how magic works) and onto Anarchy who was a bit unprepared," Wait! I wasn't.......Ready," she then let out a loud sigh.

" Awww! Aren't you two just cute! I don't know which dress to pick!" She then stared at the bemused, semi pissed Vine and the oh so ever shocked Anarchy.

" Just buy them both! They are on sale, ten bits for one," Anarchy said wanting to hurriedly get out of the frilly dress.

" No, I still have to have to buy food!"

" Aroma, please just hurry this up!" Anarchy begged. The war between Anarchy and Aroma raged on as one was impatient and the other indecisive....

" Oh oh," Vinetion said feeling her bladder expand.

" Oh oh is right! I still can't decide which dress is better!" Aroma exclaimed.

" No! Not that, I really, really need to go to the bathroom!" Vine pleaded," Please, just let me go! I think I am going to-- BUCK IT!" Vinetion shouted running out of the store making her way to the little filly's room.

" STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" A guardspony shouted by the door and took chance to the supposed thief.

Aroma and Anarchy both looked as Vinetion ran from the guard trying to find a bathroom. " Hey, you know what? I actually do like this dress better," Aroma said taking the clothes off Anarchy magically who only facepalmed and sighed.

" So, you buying it?" Anarchy said nevertheless of the situation at hoof.

" Oh yeah, already on it," Aroma replied teleporting to the front of the line with the dress on placing ten bits to the counter pony.

" Oh my you look beautiful, is that for your coltfriend?" The counter mare said pulling small talk.

" Hahahahaha, maybe one day, hopefully today!" Aroma smiled.

" Well, that would be one lucky colt, good luck!" She waved a hoof to Aroma.

" Thank you!" Aroma said trotting out of the doors happily to a hum with her new dress.

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" Hey Graze," Legit whispered next to me," I kinda want to get back at Ice for making us go mall and hearing Breeze's song."

I looked at Ice who was half bored to death sleeping on his chair," What do you have in mind?" I whispered back as this was relevant to my interests. Honestly, I don't take kindly to destroying half a chariot park.

" Well, you see those two ponies in the back there?"

" Yeah," *Squeak Squeak Squeak*," Literally hearing them!"

" Well--" Legit began his plan and whispered to me.

[ Oh yes, I like this. ]

I snickered a little bit," Do it man," I brohoofed Legit as he was soon to begin his prank and grabbed my nacho cheese.

" Psstt, guys! Look at this," I hissed attracting all of their attention pointing to Legit who then poured the nacho cheese on top of Ice's head. His eyes opened wide feeling the slimy yet hot semi solvent substitute.

" OH BUCK! IT'S IN MY HAIR! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!" He shouted flailing his hooves.

" EWW, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO TOUCH 'THAT'! RIGHT?!" I said pointing to the couple behind us.

His eyes opened in shock and realization adding two and two together. Ice made a quick dash for the restroom as all of us laughed our asses off, even Mr. Charge.

[ So, we've run out of cats, dogs, bunnies for Mr. Charge to kill....Next on the list is..... Baby turtles ] Kill said looking at a list of supposed extinct animals.

' Oh my you look beautiful, is that for your coltfriend?' My ear twitched from hearing an echo as my brother senses tingled.

'Hahahahaha, maybe one day, hopefully today!'

I've had enough of this, I sat up from my seat and looked at the rest of ponies," I'll be back." They all simply shrugged and continued laughing at Ice.

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" Wow, she looks a bit cute with that dress on, I think it's time I made a good impression," the red shaded pony said to himself.

A random passerby walked by and stared at the unicorn staring at Aroma," Grim, dude do you know who that is?"

Grim then looked to another pony wearing a green shades a bit dark in colour with a red striped mane and bracelets around his forelegs.

" No, NightBeat, I don't," Grim replied.

" Dude, that's Aroma the Friendzoner! Legends say of how she has gone colt by unlucky colt either friendzoning them or worse....They meet her deranged brother," NightBeat told Grim.

" Alright then, I've seen her brother and he is no where to be found, thus, I accept your challenge," Grim said standing up on all four hooves and approached Aroma.

" Good luck man, you're going to need it," NightBeat wished as he himself trotted off (To the background ponies.)

Grim approached Aroma with a smile on his face with the best charm he had," Ahem* Hello miss, how are you?"

" Oh hello, I am fine thank you," she replied with a smile and then gasped," Oh my Celestia! Is that a crow?! HE IS SO CUTE!" Aroma said admiring his pet bird, Abyss.

" Why yes of course, I do take care of him the best I can but what I would like to ask you is--"

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From a distance I saw a pony talking to Aroma, the same pony who gave me that chill up my spine," Well, he may be scary and may have spirits, but sincerely, I don't give a fuck."

< Graze, wait.... I want to see how this plays out >

{ WHAT?! DUDE!!}

[ Graze, I want to see this as well, let's see how badly he would fuck up, I mean, it's like fifty fifty chance, either she zones him or if he accepts we beat him. ]

I nodded and stayed in the shadows as the whole scene played out.

" Why yes of course, I do take care of him the best I can but what I would like to ask you is--"

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"--Would you like to go on a date with me?" He said bowing his head with respect.

" Oh, that's so sweet but ....Sorry, I truly am but you're not my type," she admitted with honest sincere.

[ OH SNAP! DOES ANYPONY SMELL SMOKE?! 'CAUSE HE JUST GOT BURNED! ]

He then lowered his glasses and began," What do you mean I'm not your type? I can summon armies of undead to sat any of your desires and you still say no? Bah! You don't know true power when you see it my dear. Perhaps another mare with a keener eye will take liking to my abilities," Grim said a bit over himself with his eyes closed but soon opened them as he realized a bigger shade had came in.

" Not with that kind of attitude," I said in front of Grim," I know you just got shot down but still, you do not treat a mare, especially like that."

" Hmph, whatever, if you change your mind, you guys can find me in the school, you and your small group of friends," he said with a teleport, not of a magical like way but as a ominous cloud of mist formed from his horn and then to around his body disappearing with the haze.

" Some pony has some problems," I said to myself.

" How long were you watching?" She asked.

" Long enough to see you shoot him down," I said smiling at her.

" So, you actually gave me a chance?" She asked with a sense of joy.

" Won't like to admit it...But yes, I was curious of this type of pony."

" Oh Graze, it means so much for giving me a chance!" Aroma said nuzzling me.

I rolled my eyes and pushed her away," Don't expect it much though, I was only curious of this one, he seems to be a bit.....Different, I think we will be seeing more of him, whether we like it or not," I warned Aroma and turned to hear a sort of slow clopping of hooves approaching me," Oh, hey Ditzy! Enjoyed your muffin feast?"

She moaned holding her stomach," Ughhhh, I ate too much..... Can we please go home?"

" Sure baby," I said a bit less affectionate knowing that she needed to learn a lesson from this," So, what have we learnt today?"

" Muffins are my friends, not my food?" Ditzy said smiling as best as she could but then felt a sudden urge to vomit covering her hoof with her mouth.

" Close enough," I said placing her on my back, she didn't deserve to walk in this sort of pain," Come on Bright Eyes, let's just wait on the other ponies, they should be here right about now, by the way, where is Vine?"

" Right here," Charge said with a beaten up guardspony on his back," Nerve of some guy trying to attack a mare in the bathroom."

" But didn't you beat him in the bathroom?" Light asked.

" Same difference," he shrugged placing the guard down.

" Oh, and where is our favorite pony Ice?" I chuckled.

" Right here you sick fuck, WHO'S THE PONY WHO PUT FUCKING NACHO CHEESE IN MY HAIR!?" He exclaimed.

Legit was the first to answer mocking him," It wasn't me, it was the one hoofed pony."

We all had our little laugh at Ice and Legit's joke," Hahahaha, whew, so how was the ending of the movie?"

Breeze was the first to answer," Well, I liked the ending--"

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Everypony was now leaving the theater instead of the couple in the back obviously enjoying themselves. As the group of colts trotted down the stairs, one after another they all shouted.

" WOOOOOOO!! KEEP ON GOING!!" Dark shouted.

" NEXT TIME USE A FUCKING CONDOM!" Shot shouted.

" YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!!" Chaser pumped his hoof with each 'hefty'.

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" It was fun nevertheless," Breeze admitted," so, is everypony ready to go home?"

" Yeah, mall is kinda boring now," Light admitted.

" Well you ponies go on ahead, I have to meet Chaser, Anarchy and Luna at the bar, time for the adults to enjoy our time," Charge said walking away.

" Hefty? Hefty? Hefty?" Dark chimed as a question.

*WHAP*

" Yeah, buck you too dad." Dark said as we all moved to the chariot parking as we waited for the other mares to show up.

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Silent Charge trotted through the doors of J. Marelones and spotted his friends at the front of the bar with the waiter behind the counter," So, what are you ponies having to drink?"

" Nothing much, just the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster," Chaser said sipping his drink and belched out a fume in shape of a skull pattern.

" Nothing much here either, just Ethane," Anarchy shrugged having a slow night.

" I really do not know what this is but I believe it's name is.....The Cunt Destroyer," Luna said a bit confused looking at the drink and sniffed it.

Charge slammed his hoof upon the table calling the waiter," ONE MOTHER FUCKER!" He ordered. The bar colt slid his alcoholic beverage across the table as Charge caught it with a hoof.

" What's a Mother Fucker?" Chaser asked.

" The Mother Fucker is one of thee most alcoholic beverages, only those with strong livers can take this shit," Charge said taking a massive gulp of it.

" How did it taste Mother Fucker?" Anarchy smiled and chuckled.

" Meh, the Mother Fucker has lost it's touch, waiter! What's the strongest you got?" Charge asked.

" We've got Skittles, enough power to get an alicorn drunk," the bartender replied.

" Well give us four!" Charge demanded ordering for everypony," Let's see who can get wasted first."

" You sure about that sir?"

" You bet I do."

" Oh you're on Chargey," Anarchy said playfully brushing her tail by Charge's neck. Four rainbow colored drinks supposedly mixed with every alcoholic beverage they had was mixed into four small shot glasses.

Chaser was the first one to take the drink as he chugged it down quickly," Wow.... I-I think I can smell colors..."

" Oh, this has got to be good," Anarchy said as the others followed.

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Ditzy, Aroma and I were all now in Ditzy's dorm not too long ago returning from our mall trip. Sadly, all the muffins Ditzy ate were now having a bad reaction with her stomach.

* BLEGH* Ditzy vomited into the toilet bowl as I stood beside her holding her mane just in case she didn't fall face first into the bowl or vomit into her mane...That would have been a bitch to clean up.

[ That's what I call true love, holding your gals mane as she vomits her life out while you stand their supporting her.]

< Truly, what is love?>

[ Baby don't hurt me ]

< Don't hurt me >

[ No more ]

" Feeling better?" I asked Ditzy vomiting yet again and wiped her mouth with her hoof.

" J-just a bit," She then looked at me suddenly hugging me with what energy she had left," Thank you Graze," She nuzzled me on my shirt.

Oh yeah, I am going to burn these clothes." No problem Ditzy, let's just get you to bed, you are going to need the rest," I said placing her on my back as I walked into the room and placed her on the bed next to Aroma. I kissed Ditzy on the cheek and looked at my sister," Now Aroma, please make sure Ditzy is fine during the night, if you need me, I will be in the living room trying to get some studies done."

" Thank you Graze for letting me sleep here until I find a room," she then chuckled.

" Yeah, be grateful for Ditzy," I replied closing the door as I took of the light with my tail," enjoy your sleep."

Not too long afterwards did I lay on the ground opening a textbook as I studied the texts within did Valkyria slowly walk  towards me and took her place laying by my side," Here there girl, how are you doing?" I nuzzled Valkyria to which she did back.

Approximately one hour had passed as I read through my book did I hear a door open," Graze?"

" Yes Aroma?" I said knowing her voice.

" Can we talk, just for a bit?" She asked me kindly.

" Sure, Valkyria, can you look after Ditzy?" The dragon nodded and made her way into the room giving us some privacy.

" Graze, did you really miss me?" She asked standing from her position.

I closed the book and sighed," C'mon Aroma, lay down here," I patted the floor next to me. She knelt down firstly and sat upon her haunches," Now, why would you ask such a thing?"

" I am grateful for this but I feel like such a bother to you, you're always there to protect me," Aroma said looking at me.

" It's my job to look out for my sister and I love every minute of it," I said smiling at her," I just want to make sure that the colt treats you right."

She smiled at my answer and then looked down to the floor again feeling a bit saddened by the next question," D-did you actually miss me?"

Not answering her question, I stood up and took off my front vest neatly laying it on the floor," Do you know how hard it is to actually get ponies from taking my clothes?" I replied with a next question.

" Huh?" She said a bit confused to which I chuckled.

"This is the reason why I never allow anypony to touch my vest." I lowered my head to the vest opening a pocket on the front and pulled out a picture with my teeth laying it on the floor next to her. Tears formed in her eyes as she gazed upon it, a simple picture of Aroma playfully hugging me with her hooves around my neck as I gave a smile back to her," Do you remember who took that picture?" I said calmly to her.

She nodded her head unable to speak any words," Mhmm."

" Don't be afraid to say her name Aroma," I nuzzled her," she will always be with us no matter what." No pony ever knew it but Aroma had always faked her happiness missing our mother terribly, she looked up to her spending every moment she could have with her but when Melody had passed, I was the only one she could have trusted, I was the only one who could have been there for her and I could not let her experience such sorrow or pain again.

" G-Graze?" She stuttered tears holding back her speech.

" Yes Aroma?"

" I miss Mom."

I placed a wing over Aroma comforting her as we both watched the picture," So do I."

[ And thus my journey to re-edit and proofread every chapter of this story as I am going to post this to EQD, also those two characters you saw were our first background ponies! I will be adding more as I give them random appearances or speech, I want to make this more like the real show ] Next Chapter: Drunk Crusade Estimated time remaining: 5 Hours, 5 Minutes