[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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It was now the morning after the mentally tiring events of yesterday and the usual group of pony friends sat around a cafeteria table enjoying such morning with one another.

" Well today is sort of boring," CrackShot said breaking the silence of the group.

" Dude, it's only morning just chill," Ice commented.

" UGHHHHHHH IT'S SO BORING!!" Dark moaned pulling his face with black hooves.

" Uhmm guys, the place is kinda quiet? Is a certain pony missing?" SeaBreeze now had realized looking around.

Everypony looked at each other and as confused as they were, they never even took notice that they were one member short.

" Don't tell me, Graze isn't here, is he?" CrackShot bemusingly commented to the whole group. Good job CrackShot you win nothing.

"Well it is a Saturday and he usually sleeps in," Vine answered," I don't think we should disturb him."

Vinetion then looked at Legit who was strangely quiet.

" Legit, you alright? You seem kind of quiet ever since we hit the Graze topic."

" Yeah yeah, I'm fine but.... Have you guys ever wondered why Graze wears clothes so much? I mean look at us! None of us wear clothes!" Legit then looked at Vine.

" Shut up or I will shove the largest cactus up your ass. Extremely slowly."

The entire group took heed to her warning and continued on the topic.

" Well he says he hides his two cutiemarks but no pony really cares about that anymore," SeaBreeze explained.

Light then came up with the group's activity for the day.

" Wow, I just had the greatest idea ever! Whoever can get to see Graze full fleshed and I mean no clothes, wins!"

Dark's eyebrows raised in interest," And winner gets?"

CrackShot then placed twenty bits on the table. Everyone soon followed the idea and placed out money on the table, a total of one hundred bits among the seven friends.

" I suddenly feel like disturbing Graze, you're on!" Vine said placing ten more bits.

" Challenge Accepted!" Light placed another ten.

Okay, one hundred and twenty bits to see me naked.......I really should start a business or something.

Legit then walked by the window of the cafeteria," Well looks like we have a full twelve hou-- Where did everyone go?"

Legit looked around as everypony had left ready for the competition. TO DITZY'S ROOM!

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The group of six ponies....

" YOU SICK BASTARDS ACTUALLY LEFT ME THERE?!" Legit shouted down the halls as he galloped.

Vine quickly stomped her hoof sending a vine wrapping around Legit's mouth as it dragged him on the floor," SHH! Graze could be sleeping!" She whispered with force.

Okay, the group of seven ponies were now at the doorstep of Ditzy's room.

" So, who is going to have the honors to fail first?" Dark offered a hoof at the door.

'' Hmph! I'm a unicorn, so teleport in, see Graze and teleport out... Easiest one twenty bits of my life! Well unless if someone is willing to team up? One hundred twenty is an awful lot, Breeze?"

Breeze nodded accepting his offer and walked to the side of Shot," Sure! I won't mind, hell, sixty is still alot."

"That settles it, SeaBreeze and I are gonna win, wish us luck!"

" Buck you bro," Ice said as Dark smiled from ear to ear. Everypony in the room expressed bemused and disbelief expressions at them.

" What? It's bad luck to wish them good luck!" Dark said now believing that superstition.

" Seems Legit! Fuck you man!" Legit cunningly said.

" Break a hoof!" Light added.

Vine then thought for a moment and it did sort of some sensible," I hope you both suffer .... a lot."

" Yeah, fuck all of you, you guys are going to be laughing once I get the one hundred plus bits."

And with that CrackShot and Breeze teleported to the other side of the door.

" ......Did anypony actually mean for their good luck?" Light curiously asked.

" Nah, are you mad? I want that money too ya know!" Dark exclaimed.

" What about you Vine? We all know I didn't mean it." Ice admitted.

" I actually meant for the worst to happen.... He obviously forgot Graze has an overprotective dragon."

".............." Silence was now a member of the group of ponies.

" Well they're fucked," Light said kicking out Silence from their group.

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" Okay Breeze, if I am correct, Ditzy's room should be through that door," Shot said pointing to the only door in the living room / kitchen.

" How do you know it's not that door?" Breeze now pointed a hoof to the door behind them.

" Because that is our way out, if anything happens."

" Like wha--Eep! Dude is that Valkyria?! SINCE WHEN DID GRA--"

CrackShot placed a hoof over SeaBreeze's mouth," Shh! It's asleep, if you wake it up, buhbye one hundred twenty, you got that?!"

Breeze nodded his head.

" Good. Now, Ditzy is out doing her mail delivery, this should be easy for us, keep a guard by the door and make sure to warn me if she enters, got that?"

" Sounds simple enough... You got it!"

CrackShot nodded his head and begun his tip hoofing silently into my room quietly opening the door.

Upon entering he saw one pony sleeping the opposite direction of the bed with his head hanging off the edge, mouth opened wide with a slight drop of drool as a blanket covered the entire body.

" Wow Graze, how charming..... Now let's see what you got under those covers..... This is so gay but one hundred and twenty bits is worth it."

CrackShot moved towards the bedside and slowly pulled off the sheets which had covered my body.

Each movement had to be done with expertise and focus, CrackShot's exact expression was pure focus.

" Ah fuck it." He then pulled off the blanket quickly as if it were a band aid, only wanting to get over it.

ಠ_ಠ

CrackShot had an expression of disbelief as he saw me clothed with a blue pajamas printed with muffins all around it.

" Yeah.... I am not going to unbutton you... My pride won't allow me."

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" Vine, I have the perfect idea!" Ice said as she raised an eye brow in interest.

" I'm listening....."

She then bent down to hear Ice's small plan which soon planted a devious grin on her face.

Vinetion walked towards the door and cleared her throat.

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*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

" GRAZE I'M HOME!" Vine knocked on the door with intensity as she tried her best to sound like Ditzy.

" CRACKSHOT! WE HAVE TO GO!" SeaBreeze then turned around heading for the exit only to be obstructed by the one and only dragon, Valkyria.

" SEE YA LATER BREEZE!"

CrackShot on the other hoof through the other side of the door had already teleported out of the room not wanting to get caught in the acts of break and entering.

" Oh...Urhm... Hi Valkyria.... How are you?" Breeze tried his best not to sound scared.

The dragon snorted through her nose sending out black smoke and pounced back in battle stance.

" Don't move SeaBreeze, dragons can sense fear and movement.... Just don't move" He thought to himself.

The stare down between dragon and pony was intense but not long lasting. Breeze's anxiety to just run and flee also with the amount of fear of facing a dragon, he was sweating like a dog.

One troll drop of sweat rolled down his snout and simply dove from the highest point at which it was, to the ground.

*Plit*

And at that sound, Valkyria rushed Breeze on all four hooves as he galloped on all four hooves trying to escape.

He then made a quick turn for the door and tried to undo the lock, yet it was so much more difficult than that... We had hooves. His frivolous attempts to open the door were useless.

"C'MON PLEASE! FOR THE SAKE OF CELESTIA OPEN! OPEN! PLEASE!" He was now pulling on the knob not even trying to twist it anymore but with one quick thought, he opened his mouth and bit the door knob twisting it and opened the door.

*Thud*

SeaBreeze landed on his back meeting the six other ponies outside including CrackShot who had left him behind.

Vine smiled a devious one looking at the grounded pegasi and then CrackShot," So, did you see anything?"

Breeze and CrackShot both shook their heads sadly.

" Good bye money, I will miss you," CrackShot said.

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My eyes slowly opened now awakening and adjusting to Celestia's sunlight. I slowly got off my bed and stretched my back and wings as a few bones cracked and popped giving me the sense of relief I had needed from a stiff body from night's sleep.

I yawned scratching my back with a hoof and began my journey to the kitchen.

[ Wow, we had the weirdest dream... I mean, it was a bit sexual but weird.... ]

< Yeah, what exactly was CrackShot going to do? He just left us in that dream...nightmare >

{ Guys, just stop it because I don't know and I don't want to know where that would have gone }

At least I thought it was a dream.

As soon as I opened the door to the living room/ kitchen, I was greeted by a certain dragon, my favorite dragon Valkyria.

" Hey there Kyri! How are ya?" I said scratching the dragon's head which then coo'd lovingly wagging her tail.

I scanned the surroundings and realized that a small hurricane had hit Ditzy's living room!

" Valkyria! What happened here?!" She pointed to herself and shook her head and then pointed towards the door.

" Outside? Alright, if you say so...."

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" OH SHIT! GRAZE IS COMING! EVERYPONY SCATTER!" Light said teleporting off with Legit as did CrackShot with Breeze.

Dark made a run to the left side of the corridor while Ice made an escape to the right.

" WAIT WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU GUYS LEAVE ME HERE?!" Vine shouted at supposedly what would have been the other ponies.

I opened the door seeing none other than Vine standing looking confused as ever," Urhmm... Vine, you okay there?"

' Oh Buck! Wait... This probably isn't so bad! Maybe I can win this bet, I am a mare after all and have the advantage'

" Actually Graze, I was wondering..... What do you hide under your clothes exactly?"

My eyebrow raised in curiosity as I looked at Vine, trying to think of what caused this mare to ask such a thing.

[ Dude, she wants the dick ]

{ SHUT UP!}

< Doesn't she have a thing for Rainbow Dash? >

" Well that was a very subtle way to ask to see me naked," I joked around with her.

Her face flushed a bright red through her wooden green coat," NO! NO! That's not it, I mean you're the only pony among the students that is fully clothed."

" Vine, wasn't earrings enough? And also, I don't have time for this, I need a bath to get ready before Ditzy comes so I can take her to the spa for her other anniversary gift."

I then closed the door and trotted off to the bathroom.

Vine on the other hoof had plans as she sneaked a vine by the door so that it was not allowed to close properly.

" Sorry Graze, but I am winning that one hundred and twenty."

Vine then entered the room and saw Valkyria who was a bit more friendly to the plant like pony.

" Hey Valkyria? Can you do me a favor and distract Graze?"

Valkyria nodded .

" Thank you and don't worry I will bring Lily across one day for you."

Valkyria swished her tail in joy as Vinetion made her way and opened a closet seeing a wardrobe of clothes exactly the same not one thing different from another or out of place.

" Seriously Graze? If you are going to wear clothes at least make it different, not the same bucking thing everyday! .... Oh wait...No, he has a muffin pajamas."

[ Black and White, Black and White Everywhere!]

Vinetion then hid in the closet and awaited for me to come out.

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I closed me eyes as I took a shower rubbing my hooves through my red and white mane, shampooing and conditioning it.

" Ahhhh, Girl look at that body, Ahhhh, Girl look at that body, Ahhhh, Girl look at that body, I-I workout! When I trot in the club, this is what I see, everypony stops and staring at me, I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show......I'm sexy and I know it."

Suddenly I heard the bathroom door open but unaware of who it was, I thought it was Ditzy.

" Hey Ditzy! Come for a quick shower, I know you must be tired from delivering mail."

I heard the shower curtains pull and a body enter, I felt a slight graze on my hind leg," Hold on a sec Ditzy, let me just wash out this shampoo."

After washing the shampoo and conditioner out of my mane, I looked at where Ditzy should have been. Confused as I was, I then looked down.

" NO VALKYRIA! BAD! NO DRAGONS IN THE SHOWER!"

Her eyes gleamed with a few tears as she puppy dog pouted.

[ Dude, apologize, even for me that was mean]

< Yeah, c'mon! It's still a female and she is still a bit young!>

I sighed and turned off the shower motioning Valkyria to follow," C'mon Kyri, Let's get you dried up."

I picked up three towels, one for around my waist, one wrapped around my mane and one for Valkyria in my mouth heading towards the door.

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Vinetion in the closet saw the door open and awaited her moment,' EASIEST 120 BITS EVER!' She thought to herself.

Vinetion shocked as she saw me walk out with towels wrapped around my body and as a wet Valkyria followed behind a bit sadly,' Are you bucking kidding me? Ponies would just shake their coat! But no! Graze has to use towels?!'

D'aww moment begins here

I wiped the rest of my mane roughly and allowed it to fall in it's usual position. I then sat on the edge of the bed looking at Valkyria who was still on the ground a bit saddened that I had shouted at her.

I tapped a hoof on my lap calling the dragon as it slowly crawled up on the bed. Kyria did not want to make eye contact afraid that I would punish her but in the matter of fact it was quite opposite.

" Kyria... What am I going to do with you?" I chuckled placing a towel on her body and playfully wiped the water off.

After the playful rubbing down with the towel the dragon actually chuckled as she shook her head spraying water everywhere else.

" Hahahah! C'mon I just dried off!" I too laughed with the dragon but then she looked at me opening her eyes wide staring into mine.

" *Sigh* I can never be mad at you," I playfully scratched her head which then she laid on my legs where I had sat upon.

* RINNNNNGGGGG* My analogue clock rang off.

" Oh buck! It's almost time! I have to change before Ditzy comes!" I then took the towel off my head.

' Yes! This is the moment, I've been waiting for! One hundred twenty bits here I come! I can finally buy more coffee *squee*' Vine thought to herself.

And then I took the towel off my waist revealing a pair of boxers.

'WHAT?! ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME?! HE WEARS BOXERS TOO?! GRAZE I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR MAKING ME MISS OUT ON COFFEE!' But throughout her thoughts Vine's mouth was just open wide in disbelief.

I then trotted towards the closet opening it while looking at Valkyria," Now, you be a good dragon while Ditzy and I are gone ya hear?"

My hoof randomly went around the inside of the closet as I tried to obtain my usual choice of clothes as I looked away at  Kyria.

Vinetion quickly handed the hoof one of the hung clothes not wanting to risk being founded out.

" Ah-ha! Gotcha!" I said grabbing the clothes, putting them on and heading out the door," Remember Valkyria, be a good dragon and I will bring you some gems later."

The feminine dragon quickly laid down on the bed showing her master that she would have done such.

Meanwhile in the closet, Vinetion waited for the path to clear. She heard the door click and was finally allowed to speak freely.'' Hmmm I guess I should wait ten minutes just to make sure I don't get caught.... What's there to do in a closet?''

The wooden coated pony then looked all around seeing a well closed box entitled ' GRAZE'S STUFF DO NOT TOUCH'

" Ha! Yeah right," Vinetion then opened the top of the box revealing thee largest pile of magazines,' PlayColt' and 'XXX Mares'.

" Damn Graze, why do you have so much porn?"

She began flipping through the magazines, each and everyone.

" I guess I could tell the others about the spa trip.....later."

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