[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

Honestly I am very tired and just not myself today... So, short chapter.

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" What is your problem? Graze is a pony not a dragon. A PONY and my coltfriend," Ditzy argued with the dragon," So just back off, he is mine."

Ditzy then grabbed me from Valkyria.

" Wait! Hold on a second, do you know how much trouble I can get in for this?! WE HAVE A DRAGON WHICH ISN'T SUPPOSE TO BE HERE!" I worried stressed over the topic.

" WAIT A SECOND, I CAN GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL! HAVE TO LIVE A LIFE ON THE STREETS, STEAL AND SCAVENGE JUST TO LIVE! OR WORSE...... I WILL GET THROWN IN JAIL!"

Ditzy and Valkyria for once shared the same track of thought of how I was overreacting on the topic," Seriously Graze? Jail?"

" YES! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO ME IN THERE?! I AM LIKE FRESH MEAT TO THEM!"

[ All the loving you gonna get pretty colt, now spread them wide! ] Kill said mocking a rapist in his deepest voice.

< Sleep with your back against the wall, simple!>

{ IT'S NEVER THAT BUCKING SIMPLE! THEY CAN JUST SPREAD ME OPEN AND BUTT FUCK ME IF THEY PLEASED! I CAN'T FIGHT THEM BACK! MOST PONIES THERE ARE TWICE MY SIZE!}

" Oh buck... I am going to drop the soap... I JUST KNOW IT! I HAVE BUTTER HOOVES! AND THEY DON'T EVEN SELL SOAP ON A ROPE THERE!"

< Graze, that is not what they do in jail, this is what they do >

[ Where do you fucking live under a rock? THEY ARE GOING TO RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM! ]

{ NOT HELPING! THE ONLY BUCKING THING I AM SCARED OF IS RAPE!}

[ Dude, let me show you what is really going to happen ] Kill had said evilly and filled my mind with an image.

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I was now in the showers where everypony was as they washed their bodies with soap. I turned on the shower head slowly and carefully lathering the soap on to my body and slowly placed it back in it's holder. I was honestly shitting bricks at that moment scared of what may or may not happen.

As I carefully lathered my body with the soap, I squeezed on it too hard as it slipped through the grasp of my hoof and watched as it slowly fell to the wet surface, bouncing up and down slowly coming to a stop.

I stared at the soap with intensity praying to Celestia hoping that a certain scene won't happen.

A few comments, teases and taunts were heard from the other showering ponies as they saw and heard the dropping of the soap.

" Oh buck me..." I said simply.

" Aw shit, looks like somepony dropped the soap."

" Shit's going to go down in here."

A hoof touched me as I shrieked in fear," Your soap dropped pony."

My attention was now directed to a pony two times the size of me in width, height...... and girth. I was now cowering and whimpering in fear.

" Oh you just gonna leave it down there? We don't waste no mother fucking soap in here, that's our most vital supply."

I answered back smartly," I... I scrubbed everywhere see? All sparkly clean."

" Nah, nah you ain't finished, I've been watching you... You ain't scrub your back or behind your ears... Look at me, all sparkly clean and shit, you can just call me... The Health Inspector."

He was right....He was sparkly clean....

" NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!" He shouted instilling fear into me.

I looked down at the soap and slowly moved towards it.

I heard some mocks coming from the background," Pray to Celestia! Pray!"

I then felt a hoof touch me.

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" NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!" I shouted closing my eyes preparing for the worst.

" Graze! What's the matter with you!? You even scared Valkyria!" Ditzy exclaimed.

" Wait, what?" I then looked at Valkyria hiding behind Ditzy," I am so sorry Valkyria... I was just... day dreaming, yeah..."

" Your lying Graze, I know when you're lying," Ditzy said bemused," What are you hiding from us?"

I sighed looking at Ditzy and Valkyria," Okay, my worst fear is being raped and when I thought of going to jail, that's what  instantly thought."

Ditzy looked at me with sympathy," Oh Graze, come here!" She then pulled me into a hug comforting me," You aren't going to jail."

" What? Really?! How do you know?!"

" Because mostly every pony here has a pet, haven't you noticed? CrackShot and AJ have their dog Winona, Ice and Pinkie have that strange toothless gator, Gummy, FlutterShy and Breeze have Angel, that poor bunny you shook in the box a few days ago.."

I smiled sheepishly rubbing the back of my head as she continued her list," Rainbow Dash and Vine have the turtle--"

" TORTOISE!" A random voice shouted outside the door sounding like Pinkie Pie and Ice taking part in her daily activites.

"Twilight and Dark even have a dragon named Spike! Remember? So it really is okay that we do have a pet," Ditzy then looked at the dragon," ONLY A PET! YOU HEAR ME?!"

Valkyria rolled her eyes and whipped her tail understanding Ditzy completely but she knew that those rules were meant to be broken. Ditzy caught her action and immediately retaliated," Why you little!"

" Okay ladies, break it up!" I said coming in between them, I then looked at the female dragon," And Valkyria, I know you can understand me but if Ditzy says something you obey as well, understand?"

Valkyria smiled at me instantly and nodded showing more respect than Ditzy.

" Good girl!.....Now.... What exactly do dragon's eat?"

Ditzy shrugged and came up with an idea," I know! Let's ask Twilight!"

I  nodded agreeing with Ditzy and headed towards the door," Valkyria, just stay here for a moment until we come back okay?"

The dragon nodded and sat on the floor as it relaxed slowly falling to sleep.

Ditzy and I both exited the room and as soon as she closed the door, I tackled the mare pinning her on the ground and kissed her taking her breath away as she slowly joined in with my actions.

" Mm, What was that for?" Ditzy chuckled.

" Oh you know, we can't do that in front of Valkyria and also, it was for you being alright with it, you do know that you are still my marefriend right?"

She nodded pulling me into another kiss," The one and only."

My eyes opened wide as I heard a certain pony clear his throat. I looked at Ice who had smiled awkwardly with Pinkie Pie as they watched Ditzy and I on the floor having our little fun.

" What? Do you want to join in or something?" I asked the both of them.

Ditzy playfully pushed me off her and stood up pulling me with her," Sorry you had to see that, we kinda got outta hoof."

Ice looked awkwardly with a bad poker face," Urhmm, it's fine... Rubbers are sold in the mall, just don't forgot to use some."

" Oh, ha-ha please remind me next time before I get busy in front the entire school," I said sarcastically.

Pinkie Pie jumped up and down excitedly," Oh! And about your question, I say ye-"

" Shh! Pinkie What are you doing!" Ice said covering her mouth as she continued her ramble even though it was blocked," Anyways, Pinkie and I will see you around later."

The ice and cotton candy pony then made their way down the halls as Pinkie continued her mumbled speech through his hoof.

" Yeah bro take care... What a strange couple, somepony as calm as Ice with Pinkie Pie?"

" Opposites do attract... and well, we nearly bucked on the floor in front of them, so I guess that is kinda strange too," Ditzy replied.

" Meh, who cares?" I then turned around to take the route to Dark and Twilight's room only seeing Light and Trixie as Light smiled brightly from ear to ear while Trixie snickered.

< Obviously they seem to care>

[ Not again.... ]

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[ OKAY PONIES, I HAVE A LITTLE GIFT TO YOU ALL, MY FRIEND OBI AND I HAD A LITTLE RAP. AND I SAID HOW MLP FIM COULD KICK HIS ASS IN THIS COMPETITION SO IMMA JUST GIVE YOU GUYS THE LYRICS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! WE HAVE A VIDEO BUT WE SOUNDED TERRIBLE! HA! MIGHT POST IT ANYWAYS, Bare with me, we did this in an hour .... By the way he isn't a brony.]

Obi:

It's Chima a.k.a Obi no not Trice,

Yeah I'm nice just to you guys

Goin' so fly so when you hear me you go 'my oh my'

I'm the best in the game and that's no lie

I spit ma lyrics out twice faster than your two times thrice,

And we all know deeply that your scapegoat will not suffice.

Me:

Heh, My name is Graze,

Phase into a daze turning into a rave,

You look at me... Shh, don't talk, just stare quietly,

Bask in my glory,

Imma pegasi,

Rappin these lyrics that are to die,

Watch me fly, fly so high,

So mother fucking free you wish you could be me.

But you're just a dog black as pitch,

Trying to get a hitch only to fail being thrown inna ditch

Just where you belong you stupid little bitch.

Obi:

Ok,, enough role play, I just came to say

There's no way Imma let you beat me

I'm like Eminem Vs Kanye

I mean come on Graze, there's just no way

I 'member when Ditzy told you she missed me,

Let me tell you what happened on July the 15th

She came over to meet me,

In a state of high elevation

Guess what happened next,

Nope nt gonna say, just use your imagination,

In summary, you just can't touch me,

I mean even Celestia bows down to me in Equestria

I'm just the best Graze, there is no test, take a rest,

It was set from the beginning, I'm more you're only less.

Me:

You didn't just go on Ditzy, now it's time to kick your ass with some My Little Pony

*AHEM*

You say your name is Obi,

But ponies only know me,

I am perfection, Fail? Nope no detection,

Fuck you man, you're not even a brony,

Just more of a phoney,

Take a lesson from the G.A.P Trixie

Or you gonna get cut like cupcakes from the one and only Pinkie.

I am like Rarity, extra dexterity,

Maybe like Celestia, ruler of your Equestria,

You're just Snips and Snails full of fails,

Got nothing on a KillJoy,

Only using your mom as a personal play toy.

Obi:

" Time to bring out the big guns."

Whoa bro, calm your tits,

It's just a lil' diss

I know you think you can beat me at this

But the difference is

I got the wits, what do you got?

Your mommy to cry to cuz you know you're a flap

I'm the creator of this destruction and chaos

With ma nuke an napalm I gonna blow you off the radar,

Wait a minute, what the fuck am I saying?

Waste a nuke on you? That's like giving you a high rating

You just said plaything? Well thats what your sis was last weekend

Spinning and drilling, no way no detail

Not going that deep

It gonna make you weep

What should I care, they say you sow what you reap

And you can't break my stride don't even try

You're just bothersome as a fly and in real life

Your weak rhymes

Are just outta time

So whenever I choose to ride

I go the extra mile

Me:

" Creator of Chaos? Discord? You are a fucking joke, time for KillJoy to bring out some Three of Me Vs School Society."

Don't make me call Vine,

Or maybe Mr. Charge, badass of all time,

Shot, Light and Breeze be spittin out lyrics,

With Dark and Ice nopony gonna suffice,

We gonna fuck you up so bad, Cross can't even fix ya,

Sooner or later you gonna have to write to Princess Celestia,

On what you might ask?

Are so fucking stupid that thinking is a task?

Let me spell it out for ya,

Just write, Dear Princess Celestia, Graze kicked my ass,

Yeah, top student of his entire class.

*Throws paper on the floor*

" FUCKING OWNED!"

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