[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}

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I was always an early riser, much earlier than Pinkie. By the look of the sun through her window, it seemed to be six o' clock on the dot. I tried to move but I was restrained by a smaller pink hoof embracing me where I had laid. Thankfully, having two consciences with their own control means that they also wake up differently from me.

I glanced at her time table looking for what subject we had first.

"Hmmhmmm....Ah yes eight o' clock... History?" I murmured to myself quite displeased," Ughhhh, I hate history." I now realised something....Who plans a party during the middle of the week? Would have made more sense if it was on a weekend but from what I learnt, it was Pinkie Pie and I was grateful for her....hospitality and friendship. Nothing more than friendship might I add.

I'm sure nothing explicit had happened last night, there was no alcohol to be the blame of and all we did was talk, which was quite fun for me.

<Pinkie has been added to your friend list.

Great, one was up, now I had to wait for....

[Mornin', *yawn* I could say that Pinkamena sure knows a few things, woo-wee! Kill had stated, cracking his back and stretching his forelegs.

{ I don't want to know... I don't need to know }

I grabbed my saddlebags leaving a written note on Pinkie's counter as I left the apartment heading towards the Cafeteria for some early morning grub.

Down at the Cafe was almost empty.Almost. I had made myself a cup of coffee with an apple and a bowl of...Oatmeal?

<Are you crazy?>

I ignored that comment as I walked towards a table away from the same blonde mare from yesterday during lunch.

She noticed me, " Hiya, why don't you join me for some breakfast." She offered and introduced herself," By the way, I'm Ditzy and thanks for the muffin yesterday, they are kinda my favorite."

What a friendly mare, I noticed her cutie mark as I walked towards her... Bubbles what could that have meant?

"Hi, my name is Razor Graze but Graze will do just fine and don't worry about the muffin, it's cool with me."

"Thanks again, oh! By the way, I run the mail system here even though I am a student. This school kinda encourages what you want to become once we leave and the pay is well, so if you get  any mail I will drop by 'Kay?"

"No problem! By the way, what does your cutie mark mean, like how did you get it?" I asked curiosity getting the better of me.

" Ohh that? It means--" Ditzy was interrupted as a trio of pegasi stallions with varying heights entered the room slamming through the cafeteria doors.

"Well, look who we have here, isn't it the retard and the new kid?" A brown pegasi with a dumbbell as his cutie mark said.

"Hello to you too Dum-Bell," Ditzy said sounding not in the happiest of moods.

"Hey Hoops, Score check this new kid out, he is a freak with two cutie marks," Dum-bell motioning his friends to come, a chubby grey pegasi  [How does that fat lump of shit even fly?] and an orange pegasi more buff out of the three stood by his side.

With school obviously came bullies and it was too early for conflicts. Six thirty too early.

Simply I stated," Look, we aren't looking for any trouble and Ditzy isn't retarded, so I suggest you stop right where you are and leave if you have nothing better to do."

"Oooooo look who's standing up for his mare-friend," Ditzy had blushed from this statement.

He started to push at me," Watcha Gonna Do? Huh freak?" I didn't like to be touched especially from someone I didn't know and obviously from someone I don't like. He kept pushing at me while his friends were laughing as Ditzy backed away from the situation, she had seemed to be tortured by these three colts. Three colts versus one mare wasn't right and definitely wasn't right to treat such a kind spirit as herself so.

[Psstt Graze, let me take over, you can do all the talking, these fuckers don't know when to stop so we gonna teach them, it's actually 3-on-3 if you think about it]

{Kill......Fine, I trust you }

And with that I felt my foreleg rise grabbing Dum-Bell's arm, and in a swift movement even I didn't know what was happening. Next thing I knew, I was standing with my enemies' hoof behind his back as he knelt on the floor.

" Mercy! I didn't mean it! Please let go!" he exclaimed.

[Wow what a little wussy]

" You hear me and you listen good! You do not bother Ditzy and if you do I will fucking hunt you down and break your limbs," I whispered in your ears.

As soon as I had eased the pressure for a moment he exclaimed,"Score! Hoops! Get him!"

In that sudden flash I grabbed the leader's mane with my teeth and threw him at his friends. Now that they were distracted with the body I back Hoof'd the buffer one with as equal strength of the damaged wall from yesterday.

[MAH PIMP HOOF IS STRONG BITCH!]

Only one remained, I took out all my voice and pressure on him," HOW DARE YOU!!"

"Wh-wh-what?" he questioned nervously.

"What country you from boy"

"Wh-What!?"

" What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak english in "What"?"

"Whaat!?"

"ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!" I shouted back-hoofing him within my grasp.

"Wha-WHAT??!!" He was obviously confused and thus the retarded one here.

"SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER! SO WHAT ONE MORE CELESTIA DAMN TIME"

"Wha.."

I'm sorry but my hoof interrupted him as I myself had no impatience for stupidity. I glanced at the three conscious bodies on the floor.

"Ponies like you make me sick, that is a mare! YOU TREAT HER WITH RESPECT!" I exclaimed. " Now, if I find any of you disrespecting or treating any mare at the same level scum like you are supposed to be treated... I will find you... and I'll know, now leave us so we can eat our breakfast in peace and quiet."

The three bullies rushed out of the door as I walked to Ditzy who was blushing. "Th-thank you no one has ever stood up to me before," she hugged me and then offered me her muffin.

" No thank you" I said with a smile " Those are your favorite, you enjoy it, I have my....urhmm Oatmeal." I said a bit unsure looking at the sludge.

<You've done me proud Graze, looks like Ditzy is falling for you and you beat up three bullies, I am proud to be you conscience>

{ Don't go soft on me yet Kill. And her eyes are special, so bright with joy.}

< *Gag sounds* Ughhh too much lovey dovey action.>

We then both sat at our tables enjoying our breakfast talking about the school and life, you know usual stuff until it was time for History.

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I sat with one hoof supporting my cheek, bored and looking aimlessly at the white-board. I didn't quite catch the teacher's name something about his name with time " Doctor..Who? What was his name, Doctor what??"

The brown stallion looked at me, his eyes glaring at mine he asked choosing me as I was off guard, " So mister Graze, what is the answer?"

<OOHH OHH I KNOW THIS ANSWER... say the Tardis>

"Uhrmmmm, the Tardis?"

His eyes opened wide and gave me a poker face, stuttering nervously ," Urh--urhmmm I-I believe that is th-the wrong answer."

"You believe? But isn't it your job to know if it is correct or wrong?" I simply stated.

"Wr-Wrong answer," he remarked showing a bit more confidence in his tone,''Okay class turn your pages to...''

[UGHHH THIS CLASS IS SOOOOOO BORING, I HATE HISTORY I MEAN WHO DOESN'T?]

My eyes wandered the class, I saw Lyra sitting in the same awkward position with her back slouched, Vinyl's head was bouncing to the rhythm of  music only she heard or thought of in her mind, Pinkie was flipping through her text book looking for the correct page, I saw Surprise as she waved at me <Joy waved back> and Twilight Sparkle was deep in her studies.

"Ahem* Class, now that you have read up on Hearth's Warming and that had just passed, we are gonna do a little Q&A, I will be asking the questions you will be giving me your answers."

[Hmmmmm I have a fun thought. Do ya know how to make an egg-head crack. You beat them.... in their own game]

{ Alright, lets give it a go!}

"What caused the first Hearth's Warming to occur?"

Myself, Twilight and another blue mare apparently being her rival, rose our hooves simultaneously.

"Yes Twilight Sparkle?"

" The friendship between the Unicorn, pegasi and Earth Pony tribes."

"Hmmmm correct but not the full answer," Doctor Hoof had said.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie thinks that it was the overcoming of the feuds between the tribes that lead to this day that we celebrate."

"Closer, but still not the full and correct answer."

"Are you Mad Twilight?" Trixie shot her a boastful glance.

"Yes mister Graze." He finally chose me.

"It was the Fire of Friendship among the ministers of mares that was lit which only appeared after their leaders were frozen by their own hate. The ministers that night shared true kindness and friendship  as they shared stories and songs which we now sing on that day. After the Warmth of the Fire the three leaders thawed out joining their ministers and re-founded Equestria as one tribe. So on Hearth's Warming we actually celebrate the founding of Equestria."

Twilight and Trixie stood with their mouth agape and dumbfounded from my answer.

"Wh-Why that is absolutely correct  mister Graze! How did you know the answer?" he asked shockingly.

"That story was passed on from generations in my family ever since that day," I replied lying knowing that Kill had provided me with the answer.

[ Yeah, we just cheated ]

Suddenly, the door swung open as a midnight blue alicorn followed by a taller figure.It was our Princess Celestia! We all bowed showing respect at her.

"Hello My Little Ponies, we have a new student today. Please meet my sister Luna," she introduced her sister and continued,"she needs to be re-educated as being prisoner of the moon doesn't quite leave one much with knowledge of the present. Please make her feel welcome, good bye for now and your answer was absolutely correct Graze."

"GOOD MORNING FELLOW STUDENTS!!! PLEASE DO NOT BE INTIMIDATED THY DOES NOT WISH TO BE TREATED AS SUCH PRINCESS BUT RATHER A FELLOW STUDENT SO THY CAN LEARN AS THOU" she did not scream it but it was shouted with a calm tone..... That wasn't possible for any normal stallion or mare.

"Please Princess Luna, can you try to lower the volume?" Doctor Hoof pleaded.

"Oh sorry thy name is Princess Luna, please only call me Luna."

[ THAT MY FRIEND IS THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!!! FUS RO DAH!!] he shouted mimicking her levels of volume.

All of our manes were blown back due to the intense volume of her speech. My ears burned with a leftover screeching sound trying to adjust to such loud volumes. Life was absolutely getting more interesting in this school.

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